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Baloki
02-16-2009, 08:22 PM
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Click here to see round two! (http://forums.eyesonff.com/general-chat/123203-great-quest-replace-baloki-2.html#post2637939)<hr>


That's right, it's time I was "put out to pasture" so to ensure this forums success, a successor will need to be named, you'll need to be insane, willing to work on the front site and able to fight to the death with FM, rubah and Psychotic in vicious exchanges of words.

This is of course the nomination round, after we have a full shortlist of nominiees we'll come up with some tasks and then finally we'll announce the weener!

Results so Far

Loony BoB (10)
Tree Stump (9)
Demon Dude (8)
Laddy (8)
Baloki (7)
Yaridovich (6)
Psychotic (1)
Rye (0)
Rubah(-2)

demondude
02-16-2009, 08:24 PM
If you ignore all the cody stuff, I'd be a good Baloki.

Yar
02-16-2009, 08:33 PM
*applies*

As is exhibited by this screenshot, I'm working on becoming a furry! :D

http://i385.photobucket.com/albums/oo293/Yar-Yars/picture.png

Shlup
02-16-2009, 08:34 PM
I nominate a tree stump.

rubah
02-16-2009, 08:39 PM
PI?CKJ ME~!!

Meat Puppet
02-16-2009, 08:47 PM
You spelled remove wrong

Bunny
02-16-2009, 08:56 PM
I nominate a tree stump.

Need someone with similar skills not more.

Levian
02-16-2009, 09:17 PM
I second the tree stump.

Garnie
02-16-2009, 09:28 PM
no one could replace you Baloki...well maybe an uber cyber death monkey with a dress made of hemp!

Laddy
02-17-2009, 03:50 AM
Ooh, me! Me!

Jiro
02-17-2009, 08:58 AM
Are we assuming he's not just redundant?

Loony BoB
02-17-2009, 09:07 AM
Wait, does this mean we're banning you again?

squiike
02-17-2009, 10:15 AM
*applies*

As is exhibited by this screenshot, I'm working on becoming a furry! :D

http://i385.photobucket.com/albums/oo293/Yar-Yars/picture.png

oh my, what a dialog. Its the "Gir" humor traumas all over again.
The pain...

Quindiana Jones
02-17-2009, 08:42 PM
I nominate Psychotic.

Aerith's Knight
02-17-2009, 08:52 PM
I... really don't care.

escobert
02-17-2009, 10:28 PM
I nominate Loony BoB :p

Caraliz
02-18-2009, 02:00 AM
I nominate Rye!

Baloki
02-18-2009, 10:41 PM
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ENTRIES CLOSED<hr>

Current Contestants:

Demon Dude
Yaridovich
Tree Stump
Rubah
Laddy
Baloki
Loony BoB
Psychotic
Rye


ROUND ONE!
Post a photo of yourself as a furry, points will be awarded based on style and furryness.


http://pics.livejournal.com/baloki/pic/001rzy2c

demondude
02-18-2009, 10:46 PM
Lawl, I'll do mine tomorrow.

Caraliz
02-18-2009, 11:04 PM
*jumps up and down*

Cuchulainn
02-19-2009, 01:54 AM
I... really don't care.

Took me to the end of the page to find someone with some semblance of self respect. Thank you.

Yar
02-19-2009, 02:04 AM
http://alcoreien.blogs.sapo.pt/arquivo/hobbes.gif

Momiji
02-19-2009, 02:37 AM
I got a PM from some jerk who claims to be a tree stump, and wanted me to post pics in this thread.

http://i285.photobucket.com/albums/ll65/momijitsukuyomi/furrystump.jpg

See, he's tapping the raccoon on the ass. What a perv. I-, I mean, oh god how did this get in here i am not good with computer

Psychotic
02-19-2009, 02:43 AM
A punch to the groin would make a good replacement for Baloki. It would probably be less painful.
oh god how did this get in here i am not good with computer...oh god please tell me 4chan has not taken that glorious sentence as a meme.

Momiji
02-19-2009, 02:48 AM
Actually, I saw that somewhere else-- can't remember where. :-\

Shlup
02-19-2009, 02:56 AM
Go tree stump, GO!

Psychotic
02-19-2009, 03:29 AM
Oh I missed Baloki's post. I've actually been signed up for this? Alright then, let's bounce. This is my entry.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/FURRIESAREHOMOSEXUALSHURRHURR.jpg

Ooh you wear animal ears and jerk off to the Lion King. How very enthralling. :sleepy:

YEAH BALOKI HOW DO YOU LIKE IT WHEN THE SHOE IS ON THE OTHER FOOT!

Levian
02-19-2009, 03:35 AM
Psychotic is gaining in on the tree stump's lead now.

Momiji
02-19-2009, 03:47 AM
Someone should post that one pic of The Ceej with furry ears and a tail. It's irrelevant, but it would amuse me.

Baloki
02-19-2009, 08:23 AM
Oh I missed Baloki's post. I've actually been signed up for this? Alright then, let's bounce. This is my entry.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/FURRIESAREHOMOSEXUALSHURRHURR.jpg

Ooh you wear animal ears and jerk off to the Lion King. How very enthralling. :sleepy:

YEAH BALOKI HOW DO YOU LIKE IT WHEN THE SHOE IS ON THE OTHER FOOT!

Hey this is just round one, you wait until we get to the coding round :p

Loony BoB
02-19-2009, 09:39 AM
I disapprove of furries.

Quindiana Jones
02-19-2009, 10:37 AM
You racist.

Laddy
02-20-2009, 12:08 AM
My digital camera was stolen when my sister took it to the park and was stolen by some smurfers.

So here's some quality MS Paint work! (Damn, that pic is old!!!)

rubah
02-20-2009, 01:50 AM
my tail is at home :( I can't get to it for a couple of weeks!

Fonzie
02-20-2009, 03:26 AM
I didn't read the OP, so just give me 30 mins. in the bathroom, and I'll replace him with something just as equal. :monster:

<!-- Nah, just kidding you're an interesting poster -->

Flying Mullet
02-20-2009, 01:27 PM
That tree stump's looking pretty good.

Baloki
02-20-2009, 10:20 PM
<hr>
Round One Results<hr>


Lawl, I'll do mine tomorrow.

http://forums.eyesonff.com/attachments/general-chat/29789d1235170942-great-quest-replace-baloki-furry-me.jpg

8/10 ~ Baloki would approve of this lazai-faire approach.


http://alcoreien.blogs.sapo.pt/arquivo/hobbes.gif

6/10 ~ The use of Hobbies is very good, however it's not a photo so I'm being a bit generous


http://i285.photobucket.com/albums/ll65/momijitsukuyomi/furrystump.jpg

9/10 ~ The inclusion of a raccoon really improves on this members entry into the world of furry.


Oh I missed Baloki's post. I've actually been signed up for this? Alright then, let's bounce. This is my entry.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/FURRIESAREHOMOSEXUALSHURRHURR.jpg

Ooh you wear animal ears and jerk off to the Lion King. How very enthralling. :sleepy:

YEAH BALOKI HOW DO YOU LIKE IT WHEN THE SHOE IS ON THE OTHER FOOT!

1/10 ~ Furries don't wear shoes, DUH


I disapprove of furries.

10/10 ~ A typical furry response, BoB has being a furry down to a tee.


My digital camera was stolen when my sister took it to the park and was stolen by some smurfers.

So here's some quality MS Paint work! (Damn, that pic is old!!!)

8/10 ~ Good effort, although I think the image has stopped displaying now.


my tail is at home :( I can't get to it for a couple of weeks!

-2/10 ~ No furry is ever without their tail.


<hr>
Round Two Challenge<hr>

Please click this link stolen off BoB before continuing. (http://www.aiyon.com/keke/jp.mp3)

<div align="center">BAoTW Party 2005<br /> <i>"Because all the other parties smell!"<br /> http://mysite.wanadoo-members.co.uk/baotw/baotw.jpg</i></div>

The year is 2005, the month is February and election fever is in town, Sam you've leaped back in time into a character known as Baloki, you must avoid getting banned and answer your election question, the fate of the world, nay, the cake, rests on it.

That's right folks, this round is an essay round, the question is simple:


Find one bug or inconsistency on the front site, provide a link to the page, describe the problem, and how you would fix it.

GOGOGOGO!~

NB: Entries for this round close Sunday Evening.

demondude
02-20-2009, 10:24 PM
You didn't give me time to post. >=[

Baloki
02-20-2009, 10:26 PM
You didn't give me time to post. >=[

Post and I'll backdate your entry since it's you :D

Laddy
02-20-2009, 10:33 PM
Backgrounds are ugly and inconsistent with each other. (http://www.eyesonff.com/ff6/characters.php)

We live in an age of blatant laziness and inconsistency. These backgrounds are horrendous and foolish-looking. It is a shame this the best we could do. I honestly believe I could do better. First, I shall remove the images as a whole. Second, I would use in-game sprites for images. Third, I would make the profiles more in-depth.

Momiji
02-20-2009, 10:43 PM
DEAR GOD IT BURNS (http://www.eyesonff.com/index_og.php)


To fix it, I'd simply delete it, since it really serves no purpose. :p

Then again, I AM on staff after all... with FTP access... :D

demondude
02-20-2009, 11:03 PM
I demand you mark this now!

The webcam makes my jeans look odd, and that lump is my hand! The tail is that of a Raccoon.

Yar
02-21-2009, 06:19 AM
This. (http://www.eyesonff.com/ff4/bosses.php)

PROBLEM: Not all the boss tactics are complete!

SOLUTION: Complete the boss tactics.

Loony BoB
02-21-2009, 09:35 AM
It's not part of the frontsite, but I can tell you right now the image link you have beneath the "W-Boat Party 2005" header is broken.

demondude
02-21-2009, 09:09 PM
*Waits for new mark*

Psychotic
02-21-2009, 09:13 PM
Eyes on Final Fantasy - Largest Final Fantasy Resource Online (http://www.eyesonff.com)
It is covered with filthy adverts.
Repeated blows to the skulls of W & M, preferably with a heavy and blunt object.

EDIT: this isn't part of my entry, I am just posting it because it is fuckin' A.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/car1.gif

Yar
02-27-2009, 01:33 AM
>:/ This contest needs to continue!!

Baloki
02-28-2009, 02:43 AM
>:/ This contest needs to continue!!

Needs more participation!

demondude
02-28-2009, 11:57 AM
The frontsite doesn't contain Rick Roll's in all of the links. Needs fixing.