No....NOOOOO!!!

[Jessweeee♪]

I have a problem. My fourteen year old cousin has just now discovered Chuck N</>orris facts, and he won't shut up. What do I do?


Also, violence, though fun, probably won't solve this situation. I know because I already tried. This is a serious problem and I am in need of real solutions

[Yar]

Play the quiet game. Winner gets a cookie.

[Darkswordofchaos]

accept the fact that chuck norris is god now and save yourself a lot of suffering

[Momiji]

Tell him he's not funny and crush his spirit. Chuck Norris facts are fucking stupid.

[Balzac]

Bombard him with Vin Deisel facts.

[Jessweeee♪]

He's a middle school student, the only jokes he knew before this was repeating every sentence anyone said ever with "balls" somewhere and calling things gay or retarded. "Not Funny" is his middle name D:

I tried telling him that, but I'm like the snobby older sister here.

[Tama2]

Crack solves everything.

[LunarWeaver]

French him and cop a little feel. He won't want to be around you anymore after that. Or will he?

[Darkswordofchaos]

One word..... Shock treatment therapy. Every time he tells a chuck norris joke he gets a small 10,000 volt charge he wont be saying them for long

[Tavrobel]

Tell him to say hello to four years ago.

[Momiji]

How about fighting fire with fire? Whenever he says one fact, you say two facts. Eventually he'll get so sick of your spewing of verbal copypasta he'll realize how annoying he is.

You could also try operant conditioning.

[Levian]

What? he skipped the o rly owls phase and went straight to norris? I am not pleased.

[rubah]

seconding vin diesel

[trancekuja]

There's nothing you can do. Once Chuck Norris facts are discovered they remain permanently inside the host's brain , eventually driving him and his familiars to madness. That is a fact.

[Darkswordofchaos]

There's nothing you can do. Once Chuck Norris facts are discovered they remain permanently inside the host's brain , eventually driving him and his familiars to madness. That is a fact.


That is the power of chuck norris not only is he super human but he has also devised an enginous plan to destroy americas collected intellect and have an army of millons of out of shape soldiers with bad hearts aka americans

[Aerith's Knight]

Just quietly slip in that Chuck Norris is gay, like it's a fact.

It won't get him to shut up, but the following shouting match you will have would cheer me up. :)

[Jessweeee♪]

How about fighting fire with fire? Whenever he says one fact, you say two facts. Eventually he'll get so sick of your spewing of verbal copypasta he'll realize how annoying he is.


This might actually work. Worst case scenario he might feel like he's part of an inside joke and start saying them even louder in front of his sister.

[Goldenboko]

Get Chuck Norris to roundhouse kick his face. That should shut him up, and supply some good irony.

[Shlup]

Print the longest list of Chuck Norris facts you can find, clear your throat in a sophisticated manner, and then begin reading. Follow him around if you have to and don't stop until he's dead.

[nik0tine]

This (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1pnFg0Sp2Xw) should do the trick.

[Bunny]

Print the longest list of Chuck Norris facts you can find, clear your throat in a sophisticated manner, and then begin reading. Follow him around if you have to and don't stop until he's dead.

This.

[GameMasta]

Call him fat. he'll be so self-conscious and depressed, he'll be too busy eating carrots and other vegetables (without ranch sauce) to tell another Norris joke.

[Momiji]

too busy eating carrots and other vegetables (without ranch sauce)

Eating carrots any other way than fresh, cold, and raw (cleaned and peeled of course) is detestable. >=O

[GameMasta]

too busy eating carrots and other vegetables (without ranch sauce)

Eating carrots any other way than fresh, cold, and raw (cleaned and peeled of course) is detestable. >=O

But also de-TASTE-able. :|

[blackmage_nuke]

Hint: Boys like porn.

Thatll keep him locked in his room.

[Goldenboko]

I called 1888BIBLENOW

They told me to gtfo D:

[rubah]

too busy eating carrots and other vegetables (without ranch sauce)

Eating carrots any other way than fresh, cold, and raw (cleaned and peeled of course) is detestable. >=O

but that strips them of all their healthy soileriffic nutrients!

[Jessweeee♪]

Spewing out a bunch of facts right back at him seemed to do the trick. For now anyway xD


Hint: Boys like porn.

Thatll keep him locked in his room.

Maybe this could have worked if he didn't have to share a room with his mom (there's seven of us living here right now x.x).

[KentaRawr!]

If he says one you think you've heard, just say "You already told me that one. Say another." Eventually, he'll run out. :3

[Momiji]

too busy eating carrots and other vegetables (without ranch sauce)

Eating carrots any other way than fresh, cold, and raw (cleaned and peeled of course) is detestable. >=O

But also de-TASTE-able. :|

They are plenty tasty. Your tastebuds are just used to more flavorful stuff, so they taste bland, but when you give it time, they actually have a pleasant flavor.




too busy eating carrots and other vegetables (without ranch sauce)

Eating carrots any other way than fresh, cold, and raw (cleaned and peeled of course) is detestable. >=O

but that strips them of all their healthy soileriffic nutrients!

Would I eat candy for the nutrients? No. Carrots are my candy replacement, and therefore I treat them as such. :D

[The Summoner of Leviathan]

Carrots are the best freshly pulled out of the garden and cleaned in well water or nearby river. Then consumed. :D

[Shlup]

Spewing out a bunch of facts right back at him seemed to do the trick. For now anyway xD

*hi5*

If you didn't keep going until he screamed, though, you quit too soon.

[nik0tine]

You could also consider crushing up some glass into a fine powder and putting it in his soda or something.

[Quindiana Jones]

Look him in the eyes and punch him in the face with your chinfist.

[stalpho slayer]

duck tape him and throw him in a closet :D

[Jessweeee♪]

Spewing out a bunch of facts right back at him seemed to do the trick. For now anyway xD

*hi5*

If you didn't keep going until he screamed, though, you quit too soon.

He locked himself in his room after awhile, so he couldn't hear me :(

[escobert]

Kill Chuck Norris.

[Namelessfengir]

Hint: Boys like porn.

Thatll keep him locked in his room.

Maybe this could have worked if he didn't have to share a room with his mom (there's seven of us living here right now x.x).

that could go one of three ways and two of them should be fun
bow-chicka-bow-wow



Kill Chuck Norris.

dont you know thats impossible? the only man that could beat chuck was bruce lee and hes dead

[Rocket Edge]

Insert your name where Chucks is.

[Darkswordofchaos]

Kill Chuck Norris.

dont you know thats impossible? the only man that could beat chuck was bruce lee and hes dead

ever wonder why he's dead?

[Brennan]

Kill Chuck Norris.dont you know thats impossible? the only man that could beat chuck was bruce lee and hes dead

Obama said it was time for change :mad: he might spend the trillions that he borrowed on creating an anti-Chuck weapon

[GameMasta]

Kill Chuck Norris.dont you know thats impossible? the only man that could beat chuck was bruce lee and hes dead

Obama said it was time for change :mad: he might spend the trillions that he borrowed on creating an anti-Chuck weapon

a chuck 2.0, perhaps?

[Quindiana Jones]

My left ass cheek can kill Chucky boy, but she won't because she finds the idea morally repulsive.