Take the "LOL SAT" challenge!

[Aydin]

So, i strolled into Barnes and Noble today looking for a book that will help me with the SATs. I found "The Laugh Out Loud Guide Ace the SAT* Exam without Boring Yourself to Sleeep!" by Charles Horn, PhD. (This is the guy who made Robot Chicken!) I bought it and thought it would be interesting (and a nice twist) to add a little humor into my studies. I opened up a page and was ROFL at the Barnes and Noble as soon as I read a word problem.

So... I thought it would be fun to challenge you all to an SAT challenge. I will have 1 question from each subject (Writing will be replaced with a common error question) and the first one to answer them all correctly will win!

The questions I am using are coming from the book and I do not own them in any way. All credit goes to Charles Horn, PhD.

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Sentence Completions:
Select the words that complete the sentence.

The cannibals thought that, while Diego was tough and ______, Dora the Explorer was absolutely ______.

A) stringy, bland
B) unsavory, delectable
C) succulent, piquant
D) luscious, insipid
E) delicious, appetizing

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Common Sentence Errors
Fix this Sentence and state the type of common error.

If you polish off a keg, one should not try to drunk dial your ex.

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Algebra

Sean gives Joel one wedgie, three Indian burns, two purple nurples, and x swirlies as punishment for narcing on him to the teacher.
If x is an even integer, and |x-6| < 3, what is a possible value for x?

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Am I forgetting any subjects? Oh well... Just answer these! The winner will get a virtual hug!

[Fonzie]

Charles Horn must be a pseudonym for Dr. Seuss.

[Momiji]

1. B
2. If you polish off a keg, you should not try to drunk dial your ex.
3. 4 is a possible value for x.

[Denmark]

B)
"one" should be "you"
4

and Momiji posted while I was typing and reading. I swear.

[LunarWeaver]

Er...

B
"You"
4


Did these on my own.

[Aydin]

Congratualtions, Momiji! You get a virtual hug!
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Here are some more questions!

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Sentence Completions:
Select the word that completes the sentence.

Yo momma so ______, when you mail her a letter, you need two zip codes!

A) diaphanous
B) luminous
C) ravenous
D) grisly
E) corpulent

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Common Sentence Errors
Fix this Sentence.

After the Toddmeister polished off the keg, he passes out on the floor.

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Algebra

P equals the number of times Jessica Torrey shaved off her mustache today. If P is odd, which of the following is also odd?

A) 2P + 2
B) 3p + 3
C) p^2 +1
D) p^3 - 1
E) p^4 + p + 1

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Winner gets a DIFFERENT kind of hug!

[Aydin]

Uh oh... I just realized that all three of you were wrong on the algebra question! I gave Momiji a hug accidentally.

Remember, the values in between the lines "|" are absolute values meaning that there are more than one answer.

So, in the equation:
|x - 6| < 3

The solution must be worked twice like this

Either
x - 6 < 3

or,
-(x - 6) < 3


So that was a mistake on my part. Sorry... ^_^;

[Yar]

P equals the number of times Jessica Torrey shaved off her mustache today. If P is odd, which of the following is also odd?:whoa:

ilu Jess.

[Denmark]

Uh oh... I just realized that all three of you were wrong on the algebra question!

|x - 6| < 3


|4-6|=|-2|=2
2 < 3

GIVE HIM HIS HUG BACK

Also if you plug 4 in for your two examples:
Either
x - 6 < 3

or,
-(x - 6) < 3
4 - 6 = -2
-2 < 3

-(4-6) = -(-2) = 2
2 < 3

WE WERE RIGHT

[Aydin]

GIVE HIM HIS HUG BACK

I decided to let Momiji keep his hug. It was my fault that I didn't see that in the first place

[Denmark]

GIVE HIM HIS HUG BACK

I decided to let Momiji keep his hug. It was my fault that I didn't see that in the first place

But did you read any of my examples to show why he and I are right? I went to a lot of trouble to do that (because math is fun and I love it).

[Shlup]

If this is the level of knowledge they test on the SAT, I should have taken it.

[Jessweeee♪]

You're so mean ;_;

Anywayz, here's some guesses:

1. E
2. After the Toddmeister polished off the keg, he passed out on the floor.
3. D

[Aydin]

To denmark,


I'll give it to you. I would say you're correct. (Math isn't my best subject...) I'm only getting to answers from the book



1. E
2. After the Toddmeister polished off the keg, he passed out on the floor.
3. D

Incorrect!

Edit by Psychotic: Please don't double post. You can use the edit/delete button if you have something else you would like to add. Thanks. :mog:

[Jessweeee♪]

I knew it ;_;

[rubah]

For "If you polish off a keg, one should not try to drunk dial your ex.", I would've said "If one polishes off a keg, one should not try to drunk dial one's ex." but that's just me

[Aydin]

For "If you polish off a keg, one should not try to drunk dial your ex.", I would've said "If one polishes off a keg, one should not try to drunk dial one's ex." but that's just me

That would have been correct too. O_O

[qwertysaur]

|x-6| < 3
x-6 < 3 --> X < 9
x-6 > -3 --> X > 3

3 < x < 9

x = {4, 6, 8}

if p is odd then p+2 must be odd. substitute p+2 into choice E, then simplify and it is proved further.

E) p^4 + p + 1 is odd

[The Man]

Jess' answers were correct except the math question, which is E. Actually E is always odd as long as p is an integer.

[Aydin]

Jess' answers were correct except the math question, which is E. Actually E is always odd as long as p is an integer.

No! Don't say that! Oh wait... That means... YOU'RE CORRECT! You get a hug!

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Here are some more questions!

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Critical Reading!

"You snooze, you die!" says a new study in this month's issue of the journal SLEEP. According to a new study, apparently funded by Maxwell House, people who sleep the recommended eight hours a day actually have a higher death rate than those who sleep significantly fewer hours. When asked about his findings, the study's chief scientist said "Must...stay...awake. Must...stay...awake. huh? Wha? Who's there?Get your stinking paws off me, you damn dirty ape!" Ironically, the journal SLEEP is excellent bedtime reading.

The primary purpose of the passage is to...
A) snidely criticize a policy decision.
B) factually explain a scientific approach.
C) humorously comment on a news story.
D) wittily defend a health study.
E) fictionally quote an authority.

The state of mind of the study's chief scientist at the time of his quote can be best characterized as
A) altered
B) livid
C) lucid
D) logical
E) inebriated

[Jessweeee♪]

You see, I got the math question wrong 'cause I don't actually have a mustache.


EDIT:

C and E?

[Aydin]

You see, I got the math question wrong 'cause I don't actually have a mustache.


EDIT:

C and E?

Nope Wrong!


|x-6| < 3
x-6 < 3 --> X < 9
x-6 > -3 --> X > 3

3 < x < 9

x = {4, 6, 8}

if p is odd then p+2 must be odd. substitute p+2 into choice E, then simplify and it is proved further.

E) p^4 + p + 1 is odd



Correct. That's exactly what the book says! :D

[Momiji]

|x-6| < 3
x-6 < 3 --> X < 9
x-6 > -3 --> X > 3

3 < x < 9

x = {4, 6, 8}

if p is odd then p+2 must be odd. substitute p+2 into choice E, then simplify and it is proved further.

E) p^4 + p + 1 is odd



Correct. That's exactly what the book says! :D

Y-yeah, but you told me to give a possible answer. I gave a possible answer! I know I'm terrible at math, but I'm not THAT bad! =O

[Del Murder]

I say C and B. These are fun.

[Momiji]

Hmm.. D and A?

[Zeromus_X]

C and A?

[Sir Lancealot]

E and E.

[Zeldy]

I say C & A. These confuse me so bad xD

[Goldenboko]

C & C?

[rubah]

C&A

[demondude]

D & B.

[Raistlin]

If this is the level of knowledge they test on the SAT, I should have taken it.

Yeah, the SAT was easy.

For the latest questions, I'm going to go with C and A.

[Caraliz]

If this is the level of knowledge they test on the SAT, I should have taken it.
This.

I took the ACT.

[Aydin]

C and A?

Congratulations! you're the first one that got the the answers correct so you get a hug! :D

http://i422.photobucket.com/albums/pp305/whymom3/hug4youbearkittycx8.jpg

Here's some more questions!

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x equals the amount of America's Next Top Models it takes to screw in a lightbulb. If 2(x - 3) = 16, what is the value of x?

A) 13/2
B) 19/2
C) 8
D) 11
E) 19

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If the IQs of the contestants on the reality show A Shot at Love with the Ikki Twins are 60, 50, 80, 60, 70, 75, 40, and 90, what is the relationship between the mean, median, and mode of the contestants IQs?

A) mode < median < mean
B) mode < mean < median
C) mean < median < mode
D) Mean < mode < median
E) median < mode < mean

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Fran hired the ______ divorce arrorney when she caught her husband fucking his secretary.

A) passable
B) ruthless
C) lavish
D) cheapest
E) charming

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Try these questions! :D

[Del Murder]

D A B

Hugz!

[demondude]

D B B

[Jessweeee♪]

D
A
A

:</>D?

[Aydin]

D A B

Hugz!

Correct! You get HUGZ!!!!!!!! :D Congratulations!

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Try these challenging questions!

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If the number of freckles on Lindsay Lohan's face is divisible by both 4 and 38, then it is also divisible by which of the following numbers?

A) 8
B) 64
C) 72
D) 76
E) 114

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Sentence Correction

Gerald felt like the bigger loser of all when even Tom rejected his friend request on MySpace.

(TIP: Remember, it is possible that the sentence does not need a correction)

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Fill in the blanks.

Tara was _______ to learn that her left boob had popped out of her dress, ______ her botched plastic surgery to all of the paparazzi.

A) surprised, divulging
B) mortified, exposing
C) enthused, clarifying
D) indisposed, secreting
E) affronted, ascertaining

[demondude]

D

"biggest"

B

[Momiji]

D
'biggest'
B.

[Yar]

D? (Doing this fast)

"Bbiggest"

AB

Copied off of DD, but fixed the errors. :bigsmile:

[Jessweeee♪]

A
Gerald felt like the biggest loser of all when even Tom rejected his friend request on MySpace.
B


:</>D?

[Yar]

Momiji cheated! He edited his answers! :mad2:

[Jessweeee♪]

Yes, I saw that, it said "Biggest" before!

:nonono:

[demondude]

Come off it, the capital doesn't matter. >=[

[Momiji]

Momiji cheated! He edited his answers! :mad2:

How is editing my answers cheating, especially when a winner hasn't been announced? I was fixing my own error.

[I Took the Red Pill]

I'd forgotten how much of a joke the SAT's were. Funny book though.

[Yar]

Momiji cheated! He edited his answers! :mad2:

How is editing my answers cheating, especially when a winner hasn't been announced? I was fixing my own error.Because I submitted my answers before you corrected yours. So help me God if you've cheated me out of a hug, I'll be pissed. :mad2:


Come off it, the capital doesn't matter. >=[Yes it does. You broke a grammar rule by capitalizing your B.

[Zeldy]

So are these questions actual SAT questions? It's so different to the exam questions we have, I'm glad I didn't have to do it, I haven't known an answer to a single one of these!

[Momiji]

Momiji cheated! He edited his answers! :mad2:

How is editing my answers cheating, especially when a winner hasn't been announced? I was fixing my own error.Because I submitted my answers before you corrected yours. So help me God if you've cheated me out of a hug, I'll be pissed. :mad2:



Don't flatter yourself. I noticed my own errors before I had even bothered to see what anyone else posted.

[Jessweeee♪]

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[Momiji]

Get a life.

[Jessweeee♪]

CHEATER!

[Aerith's Knight]

Cheater, Cheater, compulsive eater!

[Momiji]

The previous statement wasn't a suggestion.

[Jessweeee♪]

That's exactly something a cheater would say. You cheater.

[Momiji]

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Ugh, shut up.

[Fonzie]

Well, this lasted.

[demondude]

I'm going to edit my answer to copy Momiji's.

[Jessweeee♪]

Hee hee.

[Goldenboko]

You know, none of this would've ever happened, if Momiji hadn't cheated.

[Momiji]

You know, when you point fingers at someone, you have three more pointing back at you. >_>

[rubah]

omg, jussie, I thought you were above this.

[Tavrobel]

You know, none of this would've ever happened if they only let you use a pen on the scantron.