The Onion

[Bahamut, King of Dragons]

America's finest news source. I've recently become a huge fan of this awesome show/newspaper. Anyone else into the Onion? What are some of your favorite stories?

[Del Murder]

I think it's pretty funny. I mainly like the sports section. A recent story said that if you remove statistics for performance enhancing drugs, then Craig Counsell is the all time home run leader with 35 home runs.

[Raistlin]

I have not read The Onion lately, but I used to. Some good old articles:

Intelligent Falling. (http://www.theonion.com/content/node/39512)
Skeptic Pitied. (http://www.theonion.com/content/node/27594)
Nation's Experts Give Up. (http://www.theonion.com/content/node/29351)
Barry Bonds Took Steroids, Reports Everyone Who Has Ever Watched Baseball. (http://www.theonion.com/content/node/46188)

[The Man]

Nation finally :skull::skull::skull::skull:ty enough to make social progress (http://www.theonion.com/content/news/nation_finally_shitty_enough_to)
Bush: 'Our Long National Nightmare Of Peace And Prosperity Is Finally Over' | The Onion - America's Finest News Source (http://www.theonion.com/content/node/28784)
Black Guy Asks Nation For Change | The Onion - America's Finest News Source (http://www.theonion.com/content/news/black_guy_asks_nation_for_change)
Twelve Customers Gunned Down In Convenience-Store Clerk's Imagination | The Onion - America's Finest News Source (http://www.theonion.com/content/node/28459)
Just Six Corporations Remain | The Onion - America's Finest News Source (http://www.theonion.com/content/node/29006)
Microsoft Patents Ones, Zeroes | The Onion - America's Finest News Source (http://www.theonion.com/content/node/29130)
Marijuana Linked to Sitting Around and Getting High (http://www.gweep.net/~jer/maryjane.html)

I'm sure there are tons of others but I cba editing this post anymore, mostly because I have to circumvent the word filter for the first link to work :S

[LunarWeaver]

I like '98 Homosexual-Recruitment Drive Nearing Goal | The Onion - America's Finest News Source (http://www.theonion.com/content/node/28970), especially since Fred Phelps thought it was real and used it as proof homosexuals have an agenda to take over.

I watch The Onion on YouTube a lot. I'm a fan of 'Multiple Stab Wounds May Be Harmful' (their studies on primates lead us to believe it is if you're curious) and 'Ninja Parade Slips By Town Unnoticed Once Again'.

[Værn]

One of my friends is always linking videos on MSN :D
Anonymous Philanthropist Donates 200 Human Kidneys To Hospital | The Onion - America's Finest News Source (http://www.theonion.com/content/video/anonymous_philanthropist_donates)
Hurricane Bound For Texas Slowed By Large Land Mass To The South | The Onion - America's Finest News Source (http://www.theonion.com/content/video/hurricane_bound_for_texas_slowed)