If The Above Was To Die...

[Laddy]

If the above member was to die in some freak accident, what would you say about them at their funeral?

One in 10, please.

[Tavrobel]

His was a pathetic and meaningless existence.

Actually, that would apply to everyone, wouldn't it?

[Leeza]

Tav was very... colourful. :)

[Marshall Banana]

"Leeza stole my Hello Kitty. =O"

Actually, I had her framed.

[Jessweeee♪]

I always knew those strawberries would be the death of her :(

[Yar]

Not Jess! D:

I'd tell everyone that Jess ISN'T GAY SO STOP THINKING SHE WAS!

[Momiji]

Give me my shed key and flower jar!

[Namelessfengir]

sluty bunnies like carrots not strawberries..... momis whole identity was ..... wrong and the shame is that he never had the chance to correct his twisted and warped perspective :shifty:

[Shoeberto]

"On the one hand, he was called Namelessfengir, so he's nameless. But if he was nameless, then he wouldn't have a name to tell us he's nameless. He was a pretty confusing guy."

[Fonzie]

That one post about him figuring out masturbation made me laugh for a good bit. He shot the gun on that one!

[Bunny]

I didn't know Fonz very well and I'm sure none of you did either. Thanks for coming to his funeral, there will be cake later.

[Lawr]

Now his soul is mine! :mwahaha:

[Tavrobel]

His soul was already mine. He lost it to us when he wrote up that section.

[Awrini]

Alas, we've lost Tav. He will be difficult to replace, I mean seriously guys, you have no clue how much stress hunting for good replacement can cause. *mutters random stuff and walks away*

[Cookie]

Midgets don't get proper funerals. Let's watch some videos of people making fun of him and drink beer.

[Bunny]

He was delicious despite having a tad too many chocolate chips.

[Meat Puppet]

EoFF will be divided between: mourning the loss of this young, talented, well-loved user; and questioning the integrity of the user’s (or user’s ambassador’s) claim of death.

[Shoeberto]

I would laugh, and go over to the coffin, and say "He isn't dead! It's just a ruse!" Then I would pick up his head and make out with it a little bit (it's an inside joke). Then he'd come back to life, just like everyone knew he would.

[rubah]

:kaocry:

[Dr. Acula]

She wasn't as stretchy as we thought.:(

[Denmark]

She's not dead! She just spends all day in a coffin! She's just sleeping! Oh wait. Stake in the heart. That would do it. :skull::skull::skull::skull:. Well. I dunno then. This is awkward.

(I had to look at your profile to get the correct gender Dr. Acula)

[Laddy]

No! Denmark! Too soon! What a sweetheart... =(

Oh, and Bunny, you've posted twice in six posts, keep to the maximum!

[Loony BoB]

He was a good Lad...dy.

PS. Bunny is just an attention whore. ;)

[Lacarus]

"EoFF won't be the same without him. Seriously, it won't."

[Flying Mullet]

Their dying words to me were, "Please take the peacock to the shrubbery." Does anyone here know what that means?

[qwertysaur]

That space shall forever be for rent. But even in death, the Mullet shall forever soar.

[Blue Harvest]

He is survived by his loving boyfriend Yar-Yars, who I'm now nailing every night :bigsmile:

[cloud_doll]

Poor boy, we all know he was never raped by Psychotic (willing), and that cheese doesn't exist (chrome).
Sad really.

[The Summoner of Leviathan]

This is why you don't piss off forest deities, never a good idea...

[Tavrobel]

I totally would've hit that.

If he were a girl and liked yuri. So instead, we're going to feed him to his own water snake! Irony? Yessir!

[rubah]

Here lies a true nerd. RILoli

[Cuchulainn]

what a depressing thread

[Peegee]

Here lies a true nerd. RILoli

If Allie were to die in a freak accident I'd be sad.

I'd probably say 'what a waste of perfect talent'

[KentaRawr!]

Well that sucks for him. :(

[Laddy]

I didn't know him that well, but I wish I did.

[Jessweeee♪]

I warned him about those Corgis. I told you so!

[Lawr]

I guess now she really is a Sleepy Ragnarok huh!? :chuckle:


:(

[GameMasta]

This person was probably nice...oh well.

*goes to play Nintendo DS*

[Lacarus]

"Shouldn't had gone in two directions at once"