Zombies

[Monkey4Soul]

Last summer, I read a lot about zombies. I think I'm pretty prepared for the undead horde. Are you? (http://www.quizyourfriends.com/take-quiz.php?id=0902221559309844&a=1&)

[Bunny]

Yes.

I'm not going to take that quiz because it is probably lackluster, but does it quiz you on whether or not you will be in the appropriate mental state to handle the fact that all of your friends, family, and love ones are dead and possibly in need of more death at your hands?

[Caraliz]

I am ready. Pitchfork in hand.

[Monkey4Soul]

No. You should write one. And it isn't lackluster... I wrote it myself.

[rubah]

I am better prepared than Stu is.

[Brandless Goods]

Zombies are what turned MGS from cool to :skull::skull::skull::skull:.

[Bunny]

No. You should write one. And it isn't lackluster... I wrote it myself.

Well, gee, it must be the bestest test ever then.

[Psychotic]

Zombies are very easy to survive. Just go out and get a full set of motorcycle leathers. Pretty sure human teeth cannot tear it if high speed impacts with concrete are unable to. Then just find a female zombie, put a bucket over her head (just in case) and make her your sex slave until the military show up and shoot you.

[Vermachtnis]

The hardest part about a Zombie Apocalypse would be pretending I'm not excited. Also I would not use fire, cause then you won't just be chased by zombies, you're gonna be chased by zombies on fire.

[trancekuja]

I don't like the new Resident Evil zombies design...

[Balzac]

I have the zombie survival handbook and I watched this many times YouTube - Danger 50000 Volts Zombies 1 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnNIs4YKtZM)

[Monkey4Soul]

No. You should write one. And it isn't lackluster... I wrote it myself.

Well, gee, it must be the bestest test ever then.

I never said that. I just said that it's not bad. You don't have to be hostile.

[LunarWeaver]

Well, I took the test and got 30% :bigsmile:

Though really I'd purposefully become a zombie. Who the hell wouldn't want to be one?

[Bunny]

No. You should write one. And it isn't lackluster... I wrote it myself.

Well, gee, it must be the bestest test ever then.

I never said that. I just said that it's not bad. You don't have to be hostile.

I'm not hostile, I'm sarcastic. There is a difference.

[The Summoner of Leviathan]

I got 30% too!

Though Lu, you are not invited to my house ever. I'd like not to be eaten alive.

[Shlup]

I disagree with some of the questions. Still am at the top of the high score board with a 40% though. xD

I messed up on the last one 'cause I forgot who Leon Kennedy was until after. :/

[Psychotic]

I disagree with some of the questions. Still am at the top of the high score board with a 40% though. xDSuch it down. 50% :cool:

[Shlup]

"Such it down"? Moron. >:o

Now I'm annoyed with myself for not taking this quiz more seriously the first time through. Damn you, Psy!

[Tavrobel]

Where's my Lawbringer sword when I need it?

Why do I have a feeling that even after only the first two questions, I can see that you're awfully influenced by Left 4 Dead?

[LunarWeaver]

So why is 3 the best number of people to take with me while on the run? Do you know how many obese people there are in my country? One of the 3 is guaranteed to be a fatass. Unless their purpose is to fall behind and attract the zombies away from me.

[Bunny]

Okay, so I relented and took the quiz. Some of the questions and answers do not add up.

Why would you listen to music, on headphones, when there is a zombie apocalypse. First, you do not stop. Second, you do not take away your advantage by losing your ability to hear what is going on around you.

First instincts are best.

PS I got a 50.


So why is 3 the best number of people to take with me on the run? Do you know how many obese people there are in my country? One of the 3 is guaranteed to be a fatass. Unless their purpose is to fall behind and attract the zombies away from me.

Someone to watch your back and sacrifice in a dire need. Slowest person keeps the zombies off your back and allows you to escape the horde. Although I don't agree with three. Maybe two at max. Three means you have one other person who may or may not betray you for their own need.

[Shlup]

So why is 3 the best number of people to take with me while on the run? Do you know how many obese people there are in my country? One of the 3 is guaranteed to be a fatass. Unless their purpose is to fall behind and attract the zombies away from me.

I agree; that was a lame question. You would need to put why that number, not just the number itself.

And, as Bunny said, you certainly do not want to listen to headphones.

[Tavrobel]

I never said that. I just said that it's not bad. You don't have to be hostile.

In your biased opinion, perhaps.


So why is 3 the best number of people to take with me while on the run? Do you know how many obese people there are in my country? One of the 3 is guaranteed to be a fatass. Unless their purpose is to fall behind and attract the zombies away from me.

Obviously, the best answer is seven, and they should all have some form of "ignore target defense/resistances" for their attack. Additionally, they should all be wearing some form of light armor with 103 for a Strength requirement and bears the "Teleport" OSkill. Maybe the Str can be 77 or 55, if you're that much of a baller.

Now if you'll excuse me, I'm off to find some salt and some Pheonix Downs.

[41-Inches-Wide]

I have trained with the best of the best in Nazi Zombies game in COD5. I'm ready.

[Leeza]

50%.

Why would I waste a shop to their knees instead of shooting them in the head for a permanent stop?

[Ko Ko]

Yes

I am obsessed with the zombie apocalypse/coming invasion. : (

[Levian]

How hard can it be? Aim for the head. Insert sun crest in sun crest shaped hole. Push the statue into the statue shaped hole in the ground. Combine the herbs. Archive the file. Unlock the door from the other side to backtrack more easily. Don't walk close to the windows (they spew crows and dogs). Don't even bother to check if the lighter works, it doesn't, get lighter fluid. Don't use any magnum rounds until the speaker lady calmly announces that the self destruct sequence has been activated, and that all personell must evacuate immediately.

[Miriel]

I'm much more afraid of a super virus or a nuclear holocaust than I am of zombies. There's a lot of times when I'll go through a mental checklist of stuff I'd need in case the bird flu or something starts sweeping over the world.

I was thinking just this morning that I should really stock up on some guns. Lots and lots of guns.

I think I read too many post-apocalyptic themed books. It's not zombies I'm afraid of, it's humans who have gone cannibalistic. =/

[Meat Puppet]

I’m afraid you’re wasting your time; the zombie apocalypse has come and gone. Most people didn’t notice it, as their expectations were quite high to begin with. If you were smarter, you’d start preparing for the invasion of the chimpanzees: they’re planning a major takeover and they’re planning it for pretty soon. There are signs everywhere.

[Yar]

http://img26.picoodle.com/img/img26/3/2/22/f_zombiem_9a73990.png
Suck it, Psy.

[escobert]

I am ready. Pitchfork in hand.

Lets get em!

[Caraliz]

I am ready. Pitchfork in hand.

Lets get em!
I will protect you! :love:

[Jiro]

Quiz doesn't like me, says I got everything wrong, but I know I'll be ready. I'm mostly ready

[theundeadhero]

ZOMBIES DON'T EXIST!

[Zeldy]

I have an irrational fear of zombies and just the thought of a zombie invasion sends me shivers, I'm not even joking xD I'd curl in a ball and cry if they were real.

[cloud_doll]

I got 50%
Which is good, the only zombie movie I've seen is Shaun of the Dead =/

ahh I'm so ready.

[GameMasta]

I got 10%...

whatever, I've learned how to speak zombie, I'll manage.

[Madame Adequate]

I disagree with some of the questions. Still am at the top of the high score board with a 40% though. xDSuch it down. 50% :cool:

Ahahaha, nice work, Romero. xD

Anyway yeah I'm in a state of constant paranoia regarding the Zombie Apocalypse.

[Araciel]

Everybody knows a crowbar is your best weapon/tool. Except whoever wrote this test.

I got 30% so I'm just mad.

Otherwise I'm ready as hell.

[Psychotic]

Anyway yeah I'm in a state of constant paranoia regarding the Zombie Apocalypse.I would've thought you'd be more scared of carp or unicorns. Or horror of horrors, elephants.

[Iceglow]

Silly questions there about the weapons as long as it shoots bullets, cuts heads off and or incinerates the enemy there is no "best weapon" set up for zombies or any other situation. Sure you don't want to have a shotgun for long range but you don't want a missile launcher for point blank either! Also a shopping mall over here is likely to contain a grocery store or even two so theres lots of places to go get food, hide and also gather other essential supplies for your escape to freedom attempt. Not to mention the fact that there will be fewer people in malls if theres any advance warning as most malls are going to be closed.

Oh and in the end, the simple fact is we'd probably all die therefore Psy, you get the zombie girls, I'll get the camcorder and lets go down in history for making the first REAL zombie porn!

[Old Manus]

I got 90%. I guess you can all kip round mine when the revolution happens.

[Loony BoB]

It's easy. You make good use of all the guns, ammunition and health packs lying around. When they really keep coming, then you have to make use of the bombs, grenades, molitovs and the like which are also lying around. It helps that every time you hear suspenseful music, you should prepare yourself for mass zombies.

[Raebus]

Some of the answers made no sense. I think it was the weapon question, wouldnt it be any weapons you could find? I can't imagine finding a colt or whatever it was randomly in the street. Probably the best weapon against the undead I could find is a kitchen knife or bat.

[Loony BoB]

I can't imagine finding a colt or whatever it was randomly in the street.
I don't know what crazy world you live in but in the real world, where zombies run amuck, there are certainly guns lying around in the street. Silly Raebus.

[Raebus]

True, but then you have to take into consideration the amount of bullets left in the gun. Lets say a police officer sees a zombie and pulls out his gun, m'thinks the first thought he'll have won't be to aim for the head but to instead give a warning shot or aim for the legs. If I found a gun lying on the ground then it would most likely be empty. xD

Then again, are these slow zombies or fast zombies? If they're fast, I think anyone with a gun wouldnt get the chance to fire off a shot. Urgh, thinking too much into it. ;_;

[Loony BoB]

Don't worry, there's always more ammunition spread out at somewhat steady intervals. And you can carry all the ammunition you like - it's really light (apparently).

Of course, this all depends on what difficulty level the ammunition suppliers have been told to put you on. This level is, handily, decided by yourself. I guess you just have to call them before you head out, or something.

[Blue Harvest]

I'm pretty much screwed in the event of a zombie outbreak :(

[Bunny]

Some of the answers made no sense. I think it was the weapon question, wouldnt it be any weapons you could find? I can't imagine finding a colt or whatever it was randomly in the street. Probably the best weapon against the undead I could find is a kitchen knife or bat.

Congratulations on your being eaten by zombies.

[Tama2]

I'm completely prepared for a zombie invasion. I work at a place that has about 50 different guns in stock. Not to mention how many guns the owner actually owns at home. And we can set up a easy to maintain perimeter. We're at a prime spot for the anti-zombie defense team. There aren't enough people in 29 Palms to hold us down in that one spot for too long.

I guess there would be a flaw if they found out how to use guns and tanks. We live right next to a military base. :[

[Peegee]

50%.

Why would I waste a shop to their knees instead of shooting them in the head for a permanent stop?

I quit taking the quiz at that question too. The 'correct' answer wastes too much ammo.

[Blue Harvest]

Some of the answers made no sense. I think it was the weapon question, wouldnt it be any weapons you could find? I can't imagine finding a colt or whatever it was randomly in the street. Probably the best weapon against the undead I could find is a kitchen knife or bat.

Congratulations on your being eaten by zombies.

But realistically you won't find a random gun in the street unless it was held by a half-devoured soldier, and even if you did ammo would be limited. I agree with Raebus that the best available weapon to non-military people would be something like a kitchen knife. My weapon of choice would be a board with a nail in it.

Or you could just cast healing magic on them [/Final Fantasy geek answer]

[Zeldy]

If I used a phoenix down on a zombie, would it return back to normal? ;_;

[rubah]

holy water, zeldy

[Psychotic]

You're thinking of vampires, rubah.

[Old Manus]

A wooden stake is easier, Psychotic.

[Freya]

You'd have to get too close, Manus.

[Bunny]

Some of the answers made no sense. I think it was the weapon question, wouldnt it be any weapons you could find? I can't imagine finding a colt or whatever it was randomly in the street. Probably the best weapon against the undead I could find is a kitchen knife or bat.

Congratulations on your being eaten by zombies.

But realistically you won't find a random gun in the street unless it was held by a half-devoured soldier, and even if you did ammo would be limited. I agree with Raebus that the best available weapon to non-military people would be something like a kitchen knife. My weapon of choice would be a board with a nail in it.

Or you could just cast healing magic on them [/Final Fantasy geek answer]

That is why you do not look for weapons on the street. I guarantee that no matter where you live, barring the middle of absolute nowhere, you will have easy access to a gun come zombie apocalypse time. Any melee weapon would do you no good because zombies do not travel in a single file line or by themselves, they usually descend on you in a horde of undead and overpower you. Besides, what do you expect a kitchen knife to do but temporarily disable them (unlikely) or make them angry (very likely).

Step 1: Go to Wal-Mart
Step 2: Purchase or steal gun and ammo
Step 3: Defend self against horde of undead
Step 4: Survive Zombie Apocalypse

[escobert]

Too bad walmart hardly sells guns in their store anymore :p Unless you want a muzzle loader :p

[Bunny]

Your Wal-Mart sucks then.

[escobert]

I'd have just gone to an actual gun store before I went to walmart to get guns anyways :p

[Psychotic]

I am sure nothing like this would happen to you if you went to go get some guns. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BRxKm50dpFU) Aint no magic healin' orange juice in the real world, either.

Hell, if you go there on Day 3, a bunch of survivors have set up shop there, mistake you for a zombie and turn you into swiss cheese.

[Goldenboko]

That quiz must've been full of references that I dun know D:

[Caraliz]

This quiz is weird. It's too specific on the stupid :skull::skull::skull::skull: that doesn't matter. If I had A gun during a zombie apocalypse I would be happy enough. Right now it's looking like if it happened I'd hope zombies didn't like ice skates and baseball bats.