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Mitch
02-25-2009, 12:35 AM
Go New Zealand (http://www.stuff.co.nz/4858855a11.html)

Topic: if you could be augmented into a mythical being with the help of Richard Taylor and his home boys, what would you choose? realistically and humorously.
Bunny
02-25-2009, 12:36 AM
SMURFING DRAGON
Aerith's Knight
02-25-2009, 12:42 AM
Chuck Norris
Marshall Banana
02-25-2009, 12:42 AM
I want to be a cute mermaid princess. :ariel:
KentaRawr!
02-25-2009, 12:44 AM
I would love to be a bird, but I'd love to be a Merman, too!
Shlup
02-25-2009, 12:45 AM
I'd be a badass gorgon! Mess your :skull::skull::skull::skull: up with my snake hair, bitches!*

*My real answer is "hell yes I'd be a motherfucking mermaid" but I wanted to be creative and different. :(
Fonzie
02-25-2009, 12:47 AM
I'd be a turkey!
Psychotic
02-25-2009, 12:50 AM
I'd be a Jamaican!
Vermachtnis
02-25-2009, 12:54 AM
A lion! I'd so jump out and go "RAWR I'M A LION!" at people.
Laddy
02-25-2009, 01:07 AM
I'd be a Drow. Grr.
Caraliz
02-25-2009, 01:11 AM
Harpy. Or a Siren.
Brandless Goods
02-25-2009, 01:11 AM
http://www.freewebs.com/obscureicon/ant-eater.jpg
Language. ~ Leeza
Levian
02-25-2009, 01:21 AM
When I grow up I want to be a Deku Stick :bigsmile:
LunarWeaver
02-25-2009, 01:28 AM
Satan.
Caraliz
02-25-2009, 01:41 AM
Satan.
SANTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA :bigsmile:
Shoeberto
02-25-2009, 04:09 AM
Believe me when I say I fucked a mermaid.
rubah
02-25-2009, 04:17 AM
WHAT :mad2::mad2::mad2:

I would probably get wings. Functional steampunk ones.

Of course, I would be limited by the length of my pneumatic tube, but hey, that's 40ft higher than YOU"LL fly.
Fonzie
02-25-2009, 04:24 AM
WHAT :mad2::mad2::mad2:

I would probably get wings. Functional steampunk ones.

Of course, I would be limited by the length of my pneumatic tube, but hey, that's 40ft higher than YOU"LL fly.

So, Stu could say he got down and dirty with an Angel?

Alright.
rubah
02-25-2009, 04:39 AM
he already says that :angel:
Fonzie
02-25-2009, 04:43 AM
I can only assume the safe word is, in fact, "EoFF".
rubah
02-25-2009, 05:23 AM
it's banana, actually
Big D
02-25-2009, 08:39 AM
That article is highly awesome. I miss Close Up most nights, so I never saw the original story. It's even better that it's actually a working, practical prosthetic that gives a new degree of freedom to someone who never had it before.

If the same could be done for me, it'd have to be wings. I know it's physically impossible with today's technology, but unrestrained flight would be the most powerfully liberating feeling imaginable.
KoShiatar
02-25-2009, 01:20 PM
Something that can teleport/fly.
Blue Harvest
02-26-2009, 10:37 AM
SMURFING DRAGON