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Evastio
02-25-2009, 03:41 AM
Tell us what you think the above poster would be like visiting your house (excited, nervous, shy, reluctant, etc.) and what you two would be doing.

Also, try to avoid posting in this thread every other post. (every 5 posts should be okay)

Fonzie
02-25-2009, 04:15 AM
I would set the mood with candles and flowers. Then I'd turn on the Celine Dion, and start taking my pants off. She'd jump in my bed, and get in the nude.

Then, we would live.

We would live.

I Took the Red Pill
02-25-2009, 04:48 AM
where's my shotgun and my condoms.

The Man
02-25-2009, 05:25 AM
We'd probably get baked.

escobert
02-25-2009, 06:01 AM
We'd probably get baked.

Mitch
02-25-2009, 06:08 AM
He would feel unwelcome.

Bunny
02-25-2009, 07:34 AM
I would be naked.

He would be afraid.

Marshall Banana
02-25-2009, 07:36 AM
I would definitely fight Bunny!

41-Inches-Wide
02-25-2009, 07:54 AM
I'd probably paint my walls pink! And serve frozen strawberry and cream yogurt.
We'd also probably dress in Loli frills, too! :heart:

Cuchulainn
02-25-2009, 11:13 AM
Judging by his username he would'nt get through the front door.

trancekuja
02-25-2009, 12:28 PM
Judging by his location , we'd be viciously grinning over the England-Croatia 2:3 match , drinking unholy amounts of beer and cursing English men

Laddy
02-25-2009, 12:35 PM
We'd hang out, talk about the latest styles and the foolishness of conforming to the evil and corrupt government that posesses tyranny over our world!

DK
02-25-2009, 02:07 PM
I'd pour boiling oil through my murder-hole.

Loony BoB
02-25-2009, 02:38 PM
Been there, done that. 8-) Looking forward to doing it all over again. Involves a mixture of meerkats, drinking and the meeting of crotches and faces.

Cuchulainn
02-25-2009, 02:39 PM
Judging by his location , we'd be viciously grinning over the England-Croatia 2:3 match , drinking unholy amounts of beer and cursing English men

<3 Croatians.

KentaRawr!
02-25-2009, 03:37 PM
I'd apologize that my house is so dirty, make some food, and we could watch television and talk over some eggs.

I think that's pretty much how I'd handle any EoFF visitor. :mog:

Caraliz
02-26-2009, 02:05 AM
Video games and blunts please.

Goldenboko
02-26-2009, 02:34 AM
Probably video games. If I don't know someone too well it's the best medium :monster:

LunarWeaver
02-26-2009, 03:00 AM
We'd give each other piggyback rides and play hide-and-seek.

Levian
02-26-2009, 03:01 AM
We'd watch Titanic.

Laddy
02-26-2009, 03:03 AM
We'd get it on


...at the karoake machine.

Dr. Acula
02-26-2009, 05:45 AM
Did someone say karaoke?

Yar
02-26-2009, 05:57 AM
Judging by the name, we'd play Doctor!

qwertysaur
02-26-2009, 05:59 AM
DDR and Digimon fun times! Edit: and also pokemon and doggy playtime! :p

The Summoner of Leviathan
02-26-2009, 06:23 AM
We'd go harass Yars on MSN :D

Shlup
02-26-2009, 07:12 AM
We'd Wii the :skull::skull::skull::skull: out of the place and be like "HAY TWILIGHT PRINCESS IS TITS." "OMG I KNO DUDE." We would essentially use up the awesome quota for this zip code and the two surrounding ones.

41-Inches-Wide
02-26-2009, 09:10 AM
I'd give her the keys to the front door and a the land title to my house. :heart:

Goldenboko
02-26-2009, 12:24 PM
She'd make me buy her a stuff'd pikachu. Then she'd hit me with it.

;-;

Blue Harvest
02-26-2009, 01:01 PM
I'd spitroast him over an open fire and eat him.

Double meaning not intended, perverts :tongue:

Leen-Leen
02-26-2009, 02:57 PM
we would say the word 'coolarooni' like lots of times and contemplate the meaning of it. :bounce:

Aerith's Knight
02-26-2009, 03:39 PM
I'd probably have her watch the 350 gigs of tv shows on my hard drive while I do whatever I feel like doing at the time, maybe ruffle her hair once in a while.

Goldenboko
02-26-2009, 08:04 PM
maybe ruffle her hair once in a while.

...That's not weird. Not at all! :tongue:

Laddy
02-26-2009, 09:09 PM
We'd have mindblowing sex...



ton work.

Because sexton work is amazing.

Yar
02-26-2009, 09:58 PM
ZOMG We'd watch The Amazing Race and then we'd go to the mall and Laddy-licious could overhaul my wardrobe! :jess: Much fun would be had.

Marshall Banana
02-26-2009, 10:07 PM
Disney marathon.

scrumpleberry
02-26-2009, 10:21 PM
Star Warz!

Rantz
02-26-2009, 10:22 PM
scrumpleberry and I would be kickboxing. It's secretly our common favourite thing to do.

Bahamut2000X
02-26-2009, 10:36 PM
There isn't a word in the English language that describes how epic awesome it would be if me and Rantzien were to hang out.

Cuchulainn
02-27-2009, 02:55 AM
i'd get the razor out

Fuzakeru
02-27-2009, 05:07 AM
I'd dye everything we'd eat / drink green cause I'd have a good excuse to!

Peegee
02-27-2009, 03:28 PM
I'd dye everything we'd eat / drink green cause I'd have a good excuse to!

This would be a good meet up. We'd hug and be like omg I haven't seen you in eons asl pikachu

Probably end up watching animu or going out for food a whole lot.

KentaRawr!
02-27-2009, 04:25 PM
I'd ask about what kinds of food he likes, just because.

Meat Puppet
02-27-2009, 08:12 PM
Probably ride around in a go-kart or something.

Rantz
02-27-2009, 08:22 PM
I'd shoot him in the leg.

LunarWeaver
02-27-2009, 08:50 PM
If I said, I'd be banned.

Laddy
02-27-2009, 08:54 PM
We'd have happy fun time.

Ko Ko
02-27-2009, 09:14 PM
I would probably ignore him just like I ignore everyone who comes to my house.

Iceglow
02-27-2009, 10:35 PM
We'd probably end up talking loads of crap whilst chilling out...that or play fighting/raping, for some damn reason EoFF members see me and either want to talk crap, chill, play fight or rape (or atleast have a damn good attempt at it) me. Sometimes if I'm really lucky, they do all of them ;)

Lawr
03-01-2009, 12:39 AM
Rape. Definitely.

Yar
03-01-2009, 12:43 AM
Rape. Definitely.

Bahamut2000X
03-01-2009, 02:57 AM
Uber awesome would be had. Probably with the alcohols and such.

On second thought, why hasn't this one happened yet, you live like right next to me!

Blue Harvest
03-01-2009, 10:38 AM
We'd invite Yars over and have an alcohol fuled threeway.

Caraliz
03-02-2009, 02:08 PM
Smokin reefer!

The Man
03-02-2009, 02:09 PM
We'd probably get baked.
Smokin reefer!

yeah that. oddly I don't do drugs that often but in the special case of an EoFF member visiting my house, sounds like a good plan :monster:

Caraliz
03-02-2009, 02:20 PM
We'd probably get baked.
Smokin reefer!

yeah that. oddly I don't do drugs that often but in the special case of an EoFF member visiting my house, sounds like a good plan :monster:
SWEET! Freed trip '10!

Shiny
03-02-2009, 03:59 PM
All I wanna do is zoom zoom in her boom yeah!

Caraliz
03-04-2009, 07:25 AM
HOT

let's do it right here

Rebellious Eagle
03-05-2009, 10:22 PM
Anything but rape, of course. :|

Laddy
03-05-2009, 10:29 PM
We be bangin'

I Took the Red Pill
03-06-2009, 03:45 AM
where's my shotgun and my condoms.

Evastio
03-06-2009, 04:04 AM
(refrains from making a pill joke)

I guess I'll probably have him for supper or something.

Caraliz
03-06-2009, 07:32 PM
I don't know, probably take a picture and post it on EoFF to end gayness.

Linus
03-06-2009, 07:37 PM
Back massages. ;)

Caraliz
03-06-2009, 07:39 PM
HOT. Loves them.

Linus
03-06-2009, 07:41 PM
More massages. ;)

Caraliz
03-06-2009, 08:04 PM
Foot rubs too!

Blue Harvest
03-06-2009, 08:23 PM
Smokin reefer!

This.

Laddy
03-06-2009, 10:14 PM
Mad sex.

Shiny
03-07-2009, 12:34 AM
We celebrate the age of aquarius because hippies seem to like that despite the fact that it probably passed awhile ago.

Rocket Edge
03-07-2009, 12:44 AM
I'm sure she would be polite for the first hour, but would come to chillax from then onwards. We would spend our time listening to old-school rap while drinking hard liquer, and reminising over our slain homies.

Quindiana Jones
03-07-2009, 11:02 PM
I'd imagine Edge would act as any would act when arriving at somewhere unfamiliar with someone he's never met: little bit nervous, but interested nonetheless. I'd introduce the booze right away to loosen up the conversation, then we'd watch a movie or play games whilst steadily getting drunker and drunker.

He's a heavyweight compared to me, so I'd eventually pass out. He'd use my vulnerability to sexual abuse me and sneak out.

Bunny
03-07-2009, 11:03 PM
We would touch each other's hair.

Rantz
03-07-2009, 11:09 PM
I would touch Bunny's hair and punch him if he tried to touch mine.

scrumpleberry
03-07-2009, 11:22 PM
I would use my magic potion to turn him into NARWHALTZIEN

The Summoner of Leviathan
03-08-2009, 06:16 AM
We'd bake blueberry muffins. :D

Tama2
03-08-2009, 06:18 AM
If only I wasn't married....

The Summoner of Leviathan
03-08-2009, 06:26 AM
If only I wasn't married....

No one has to know...

(BTW, next person skip me)

DynasticJam
03-09-2009, 10:51 PM
WTF? So this is what the Internet has come to. Random posts about pointless stuff that's never going to happen!

Tama2
03-09-2009, 10:57 PM
I thought it's always been like that.

Lawr
03-10-2009, 12:08 AM
It's going to be something else once we meet, though. ;)

Caraliz
03-10-2009, 12:21 AM
kick his ballskickball

Linus
03-10-2009, 12:27 AM
Paintball. Inside.

Caraliz
03-10-2009, 01:48 AM
Raquetball.

Lawr
03-10-2009, 01:51 AM
I'll be sure to visit you on Kick Liz's Balls Day.

I'd kick all of your footballs & tennis balls and whatnot to return the favor. :freak:

Caraliz
03-10-2009, 01:55 AM
No. >:O

Linus
03-10-2009, 02:55 AM
I actually typed Racquetball first but thought paintball would be more fun.

I have a shirt that says "Racquetball: Where Blue Balls are Fun!"

Shoulder massages.

Shlup
03-10-2009, 03:19 AM
I wouldn't know 'cause I'd lock him the fuck out.

Caraliz
03-10-2009, 03:24 AM
touching boobies

escobert
03-10-2009, 03:36 AM
unf unf unf

Linus
03-10-2009, 03:57 AM
Shoulder massages.

Caraliz
03-10-2009, 04:26 AM
Three ways

Calliope
03-14-2009, 02:45 AM
Probably shy. We would sit in rocking chairs in the garden, drinking tea and rating the BMXers who bike in my driveway. Sometimes we would throw rocks at them and laugh.

DK
03-14-2009, 10:36 AM
Crumpets, tea and the Queen.