Baloki and the Halo 3 - Now with screenshot-related goodness!

[Baloki]

So...

After a day of playing on Live with some comrades from this VERY FORUM, and through some idle discussion it has been decided that next Sunday is EoFF Halo day, that is we want YOU to join us in an online match of Halo 3, we'll be playing all day so it dun matter what time you join us.

If your interested please post in this thread with your gamer tag in bold and an approx time (in GMT preferred) you'll be online and we'll get those live servers rocking!

Baloki Kyuu will be there, furring it up :D!

[Psychotic]

sure why not.

[Momiji]

I may or may not be there. Can we play Team SWAT? :D

My gamertag is Momijitsuki.

[I Took the Red Pill]

I might be able to be there depending on when it goes down. My tag is Soviet Jive.

[Madame Adequate]

Assuming that learny work doesn't interfere, Mister Adequate will likely make a showing.

[Magixion]

I should be there most of the day, that is if nothing comes up.

Dea7hFromAbove, reporting for duty!

[Shiny]

Don't know how to convert my time to GMT so I'll just say I'll be there. Shiny McHeiny :freak:

[Loony BoB]

I may or may not be there, and may or may not have Danielle be there, too. No idea on that whole preferred time thing, though...

EDIT: Just have someone text me when you start, I'm sure a few of you have my number.

[DK]

Me, Paul and Huxley will take all of you.

[Jiro]

I have before then to get broadband internet of magic standard. I think I'll sit this one out :(
Sounds like good fun though, you should record a few matches :D

[Blue Harvest]

If my new modem arrives before then count me in.

[Madame Adequate]

Me, Paul and Huxley will take all of you.

Boy knows what up :aimkiss:

[Loony BoB]

Oh man, if it ends up another of those "Dan+Psy+whoever else is awesome (in this case MILF) vs. Everyone else" then I'm probably out. Those games always end up boring, they're kinda what put me off Halo 3 in the first place.

[edczxcvbnm]

I would play but I do not have the mythic or legendary map pack.

Is that a problem for most people?

[Loony BoB]

Aren't they free downloads?

[edczxcvbnm]

No...Unless Legendary has become free. Mythic is the new one so I am hoping they either lower the price of Legendary or make it free in the next few weeks.

[Magixion]

Oh man, if it ends up another of those "Dan+Psy+whoever else is awesome (in this case MILF) vs. Everyone else" then I'm probably out. Those games always end up boring, they're kinda what put me off Halo 3 in the first place.

I can assure you, I have quite a bit of experience pwning people online. So, expect a good amount of deaths coming from Dea7hFromAbove, no matter the teams! :p

[Psychotic]

Me, Paul and Huxley will take all of you.

Boy knows what up :aimkiss:Well he aint my boy but the brotha is heavy.
Oh man, if it ends up another of those "Dan+Psy+whoever else is awesome (in this case MILF) vs. Everyone else" then I'm probably out. Those games always end up boring, they're kinda what put me off Halo 3 in the first place.
They see me BRin', they hatin'. (http://www.bungie.net/Stats/GameStatsHalo3.aspx?gameid=401074124&player=PsychoticWalrus) :cool:

Legendary is not free at the moment, no, but I wouldn't be opposed to some customs on non-legendarys.

[Baloki]

We won't be playing Legendary DLC as I don't have 800MSP :(

As for teams and such, it'll either be random teams or all vs all, or eoffers vs THE INTERNET depending on numbers and such at any given time :)

[Iceglow]

Iceglow will be there for sure :D

PS, Loki I might have a way of helping you there.

[Momiji]

As long as we're not playing on Mythic maps, I can play. I refuse to buy Halo Wars just to get new maps to keep playing online. Once they become available on the marketplace, maybe. But right now, I'm fine with custom games/Social Slayer. My favorite thing to do is pick people off with single shots on Team SWAT though. :D

[escobert]

If I had a 360 and halo I'd be down :P

[JKTrix]

JKTrix is JKTrix everywhere.

[Madame Adequate]

As long as we're not playing on Mythic maps, I can play. I refuse to buy Halo Wars just to get new maps to keep playing online. Once they become available on the marketplace, maybe.

qft

[I Took the Red Pill]

Social Slayerwat is this nubville

[Psychotic]

I don't think anybody at EoFF has the Mythic Maps! Azar is the only person I can see doing it, but I can't see him paying for the special edition of Halo Wars when the regular edition + downloading the maps is apparently (so I've heard) cheaper.

[Momiji]

Social Slayerwat is this nubville

Sometimes I don't like to try. FPS games aren't my strong subject.

Besides, sometimes it's easier to make people mad there. ;D

[Old Manus]

Needs moar PS3 games :cry:

[Iceglow]

Soldiers! Are you ready for war! Because Soldiers this is what you face! W-A-R! I will be there on the battlefield rifle in hand singing: "This is my rifle, This is my gun, This is for killing, this is for fun!"

I also took the time to make a little ditty on the way home:

Made 360 yesterday
if that isn't a portent then I don't know
my trigger fingers itching and I got something to say,
I need to kill some bitches today!
And I want them to know that
when they're on the ground and in the grave
my balls will be in their face

not sure if it works well but it had charm!

[JKTrix]

Anyone on right now?

[Psychotic]

EDIT: Disregard we're Haloin' right now. If anyone wants in come now!

[Madame Adequate]

It's difficult for me to play when the room gets annexed :nonono:

[XxSephirothxX]

I don't think anybody at EoFF has the Mythic Maps! Azar is the only person I can see doing it, but I can't see him paying for the special edition of Halo Wars when the regular edition + downloading the maps is apparently (so I've heard) cheaper.
If Halo Wars had been really amazing, I may have dropped 80 bucks for it. But considering it's a dumbed-down console version of better games I can get for the PC, even the prospect of sexy new maps is not enough to part me from my money.

[Psychotic]

Here are some screenshots so that those who said they would come, but didn't, will feel bad about themselves.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/ha1.jpg

Me and JKTrix form the first EoFF Airborne Rocket Corps.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/ha2.jpg

Then we duel each other. I thought this was a pretty cool shot.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/ha3.jpg

This is Baloki. He is being shot in the head.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/ha4.jpg

This is Baloki. He is breakdancing.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/ha5.jpg

THE EoFF DEFENCE FORCE! (Azar, JKTrix, Iceglow) Fighting for your freedom! In the middle of a smurfing desert which you couldn't give a :skull::skull::skull::skull: about! ALLEGORY TO IRAQ WAR HELLS YEAH!

We dominated that game extremely hard. I got two Running Riots, and Azar got two Frenzies. But don't just take my word for it! (http://www.bungie.net/Stats/GameStatsHalo3.aspx?gameid=1015163725&player=PsychoticWalrus)

So, how did I get two RRs in one game?

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/ha6.jpg

BECAUSE I CAN KILL WHILE UPSIDE DOWN, BITCHES!

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/ha7.jpg

I really love the subtle hues of red, green, and blue, merging to form a dyn-

oh smurf it who am I kidding I just wanted to show more of me and Azar dicking people.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/ha8.jpg

This is how my first Running Riot ended. God damned Baloki, in his chopper, sees a flying purple thing killing the enemy en masse and decides it is his duty to take it down. Son of a fox!

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/ha9.jpg

Speaking of choppers, this is Iceglow introducing some laser failure to the business end of his.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/ha10.jpg

And of course, no Iceglow-Chopper reference would be complete without this. He smurfing sniped the driver out of a moving chopper right in his head, and then the entire thing blew up.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/ha11.jpg

See that small red speck in the distance? That's Dan. He killed this guy. Can you guess how?

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/ha12.jpg

He launches a long range stick which hits the warthog on the right. The warthog on the left gets thrown sideways from the impact, crushing the blue guy. Yes, he got a splatter medal for it!

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/ha13.jpg

WAR WHAT IS IT GOOD FOR????

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/ha14.jpg

My Face vs Speeding Flying Mongoose all the way from Hell. Guess who won.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/ha15.jpg

You better smurfing believe my face won. :cool:

Now time for my favourite moment!

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/ha16.jpg

These two think they can go out for a leisurely drive on me and Dan's turf, Da Hill. You're a looooong way from home, city boys.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/ha17.jpg

Dan clambers into the nub seat.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/ha18.jpg

Slow motion. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/ha19.jpg

Time for a carjacking, bitches.

Quick question. Have you ever seen The Fresh Prince of Bel Air? If not, you are a terrible person. Please die.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/ha20.jpg

You know when Uncle Phil throws Jazz out of the house? Yeah. That is exactly what I am doing to the gunner. His face collided forcefully with a nearby rock. :aimsun: Meanwhile, Dan is bringing his Assault Rifle down hard onto the driver's head with a sickening crack.

This picture is totally going to become my new desktop wallpaper.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/ha21.jpg

As we roll in our sweet wheels, JKTrix, who unfortunately got put onto the other team, displays poor road safety and does not look both ways.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/ha22.jpg

He and his guns are launched right into that rock, as we drive off into the distance!

[Ouch!]

Next week is spring break. Assuming I can connect (and assuming it's alright if my friend joins us since I have to use his Xbox) to anyone, I'm down.
I need to pay attention so I don't miss :skull::skull::skull::skull: like this. ; ;

[Magixion]

Ugh. I do wish I could have made it. Unfortunately my .NET teacher threw a program onto us before the weekend and I had to have it turned in by midnight. No time for Halo 3 for me :(

[Momiji]

Meh. Couldn't make it.

I'll try to get in next time.

[XxSephirothxX]

You guys got a double jack? I'm not sure I've ever seen that happen. Fucking awesome.

[escobert]

i wish I ha a 360 to defend the relm of eoff in halo :(

[Jiro]

I wish Australian internet wasn't so fail so I can defend the realm of EoFF in Halo :(

Maybe I should move in with Bert? :D

[Loony BoB]

Forgot to make it. Spent half the day with Danielle saying we need to play Halo 3 when we get back home. So got home, forgot, watched Office Space and played FM09 until I went to get ready for bed, saw a text from Dan reminding me to play, felt dumb. Stupid not-loud-enough text message alert.

So maybe you guys do this again next weekend and it all works out and I can return to my glory days as a decoy runner. :shifty:

[DK]

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/ha20.jpg

I love the way it looks like Paul is drawing his sword in preparation to Goemon the warthog.

But yeah it was fun and a lot of funny stuff happened. Should definitely do again sometime.

[Psychotic]

I wouldn't be opposed to going again. I mean me and Dan are usually in a game of Halo at the weekend at some point anyway.

[XxSephirothxX]

What about right now hrm boys?

[Iceglow]

That sniper shot was absoloutely freaking awesome if I say so myself, I got the sniper medal for that too which was freaking funny! Also just before that (if anyone bothers to check my file share they'll see it I completely owned some nub sitting in the nub seat of a stationary warthog that had no driver, ofcourse this entailed a leisurely double scope shot for the face. Also who killed Loki for his break dance scene because it was during the massive game that Azar and JK beat me and Psy by just a mere 1 kill!

[Shiny]

Oh darn. I missed it. Figures.

[Psychotic]

Yeah I saw what you did to the warthog guy when I took the screenshot. What an idiot!

Also the Baloki thing wasn't from Multi Team, it was from that free-for-all game on Cold Storage that you joined late. I dunno who did that to him, but I know it's me shooting him in the head for the first screenshot. :D

[Linus]

I love Halo but unfortunately always played on my friends' machines. =(

I has Resistance 2 on PS3 though!

[Baloki]

You show me dying, but that one awesome kill that wasn't me killing Psy, AND YOU HAVEN'T SHOWN IT :O

:cry:

[Iceglow]

Loki, you should go through the video find the kill and do your own screen capture off it and post it lol. Also I say we ought to go through it again this weekend

[Psychotic]

You show me dying, but that one awesome kill that wasn't me killing Psy, AND YOU HAVEN'T SHOWN IT :O

:cry:I didn't look at every game because there were a lot of them, and I couldn't watch everyone for every second of the games that I did watch!

Besides, you breakdancing is one of the best shots I took :laugh:

[Baloki]

You show me dying, but that one awesome kill that wasn't me killing Psy, AND YOU HAVEN'T SHOWN IT :O

:cry:I didn't look at every game because there were a lot of them, and I couldn't watch everyone for every second of the games that I did watch!

Besides, you breakdancing is one of the best shots I took :laugh:

fo' shizzle?

[Iceglow]

Sunday again folks lets blow something up something big and hard! Because:

WAR! WHAT IS IT GOOD FOR?
ABSOLOUTELY EVERYTHING!

[Loony BoB]

Not sure if Danielle and I will be there - depends on what she does for her birthday (which is the Sunday, but we'll probably go out Saturday).