View Full Version : Let's all play Bill O'Reilly's Silly Acronyms!
Jessweeee♪
03-07-2009, 04:12 AM
LINUS WINS (http://forums.eyesonff.com/general-chat/123458-help-linus-get-sweet-job.html)
So some Christmas my grandparents buy me a book called The O'Reilly Factor For Kids. There's a few sections in this book called "Pinheads and Smart Operators" which are written like he's IMing someone. Only he uses really weird acronyms that no one else has ever seen (with the exception of IMHO and TTYL).
Example:
CMIIW = Correct me if I'm wrong
So let's make a game of it :</>D!
Whoever can guess the most wins an imaginary prize! No cheating! If you have the book, don't answer. You can find an example of it's use though, that's all okie dokie.
Scoring:
3 points for being the first one to correctly guess one
1 point for guessing one correctly after someone else already has
2 points for finding an example of someone using it anywhere on the internet besides myself and vivi_lover666 (without mentioning this book)
Acronyms:
DEGT = Don't Even Go There
GAL = Get A Life
GFI = Go For It
IDTS = I Don't Think So
IMNSHO = In My Not So Humble Opinion
IRMC = I Rest My Case
IYNWIM = If You Know What I Mean
JJA = Just Joking Again
SMHID = Scratching My Head In Disbelief
SSINF = So Stupid It's Not Funny
UGTBK = You Got To Be Kidding
UNTR = U Know That's Right
YYSSLIBTO = Yeah Yeah Sure Sure Like I Believe That One
-6%! = Not very clever (If you can figure out why this one means what it does, you get like, ten points, because me and my friends just can't figure it out. There may be some sort of irony in that.)
<table><tr colspan="2"><td>Points:</td></tr><tr><td>Linus</td><td>14</td></tr><tr><td>Quin</td><td>12</td></tr><tr><td>qwertyxsora</td><td>5</td></tr><tr><td>Bunny</td><td>3</td></tr><tr><td>Death by Moogles</td><td>1</td></tr></table>
Kawaii Ryűkishi
03-07-2009, 04:17 AM
IMNSHO
"In My Nationalistic, Smug, Hypocritical Opinion."
qwertysaur
03-07-2009, 04:22 AM
DEGT
Does Everyone Go There?
GAL
Great alltime Laugh
GFI
Good For Informing
IDTS
I Don't Think so
IMNSHO
I'm Not Sure How Often
IRMC
I Really Mean Something
IYNWIM
I D K.
JJA
Just Joking Actually
SMHID
Some Men Have Inner Diarrhea (My sister did that one)
SSINF
She Seriously in Needing Fun
UGTBK
You Get Back
UNTR
You Know That's Right
YYSSLIBTO
Yeah You Should Seriously Live in Bulagria. Total Overcast
-6%!
Republican In Joke. It only makes sense if you are close minded. Being Homophobic, rasist or plain evil it also helps.
Jessweeee♪
03-07-2009, 04:27 AM
qwerty got IDTS right! UNTR was U Know That's Right, so he only gets two points for that one. Those two are closed now :</>D!
Also Mogi gave me IDTS over IM, so he gets a point, too!
Linus
03-07-2009, 04:32 AM
Acronyms:
DEGT - Does Everyone Get This?
GAL - Gay Anti-Lifer
GFI - Go For It
IDTS - Closed
IMNSHO - In My Not So Humble Opinion
IRMC - If Rebels May Cry
IYNWIM - If You Know What I Mean
JJA - Just Joking Around
SMHID - Some Men Have Intestinal Diseases
SSINF - So dsfgsdfgsd
UGTBK - U Go To Bad Knights
UNTR - Closed
YYSSLIBTO - Yes You Sure Slap Lesbians In Bed Totally Often
-6%! - My IQ just dropped 6%
rubah
03-07-2009, 04:34 AM
YYSSLIBTO
y you so serious, liberal in bed to organize
Jessweeee♪
03-07-2009, 04:38 AM
GFI - Go For It
IMNSHO - In My Not So Humble Opinion
IYNWIM - If You Know What I Mean
Correct :</>D!
qwertysaur
03-07-2009, 04:41 AM
:O is SSINF So Sorry I need Food
Linus
03-07-2009, 04:41 AM
Oooh is GAL Get A Life?
OOOOH AND UGTBK MUST BE U Got To Be Kidding!
Jessweeee♪
03-07-2009, 04:44 AM
It sure is!
EDIT:
and yes, only that one is actually "You"
Momiji
03-07-2009, 04:50 AM
I don't watch Fox News enough to pay attention to that nutjob, but I'll throw in one that a few of you should get if you go to certain websites.
DSS
trancekuja
03-07-2009, 12:23 PM
SMHID
Silly Maiden, He-Man Is Dead!
Quindiana Jones
03-07-2009, 12:59 PM
DEGT - Don't Even Go There! As in "Hey Bill, apparently some gays have rights now, and Muslims aren't all evil. What do you think about that?" Bill: "OMG DEGT."
IRMC - I Reject Most Cultures. Bill O'Reilly would totally say that often enough to warrant the creation of an acronym.
Goldenboko
03-07-2009, 02:47 PM
These are all way too hard for me D:
demondude
03-07-2009, 02:53 PM
JJA = Just joking around
Jessweeee♪
03-07-2009, 06:22 PM
DEGT - Don't Even Go There! As in "Hey Bill, apparently some gays have rights now, and Muslims aren't all evil. What do you think about that?" Bill: "OMG DEGT."
Yes :</>D!
Linus
03-07-2009, 06:25 PM
How come one with a U = You, and the other one = U?
Quindiana Jones
03-07-2009, 06:58 PM
IRMC - I Rest My Case.
Example: "Muslims are all evil and God is better than crappy Allah. The war is right because George Bush said so and because Muslims are evil. The proof being that the Bible says so. Point made. IRMC." Then someone will point out to Old Bill that his point was complete bollocks, and he failed to actually justify anything. In fact, there really wasn't any case there, he was just spouting random moronic comments. Then Bill will be all "ROAR GTFO I'M LOUDER AND THEREFORE MORE RIGHT THAN YOU, YOU LIBERAL NAZI GAY MURDERING MUSLIM NEGRO!" And the whole world will stare in shock, but nobody will actually complain or anything because "oh, that's just how Bill is".
Yeah, I'm a big fan.
Jessweeee♪
03-07-2009, 09:01 PM
How come one with a U = You, and the other one = U?
I don't know :(
IRMC - I Rest My Case. .
Yes!
Quindiana Jones
03-07-2009, 10:28 PM
Oh God, I can't believe I didn't get this earlier. xD
SSINF: So Stupid, It's Not Funny.
Example: "Hey Bill, what do you think of Obama steadily withdrawing from Iraq?" Bill: "SSINF. Srs, Obama shud GTFO, IYNWIM."
blackmage_nuke
03-07-2009, 11:16 PM
JJA - Just Jump Already?
Jessweeee♪
03-07-2009, 11:38 PM
Oh God, I can't believe I didn't get this earlier. xD
SSINF: So Stupid, It's Not Funny.
Example: "Hey Bill, what do you think of Obama steadily withdrawing from Iraq?" Bill: "SSINF. Srs, Obama shud GTFO, IYNWIM."
Correct again!
Just four more! You guys are good o:
Quindiana Jones
03-07-2009, 11:53 PM
YYSS must be the condescending "yeah yeah, sure sure", but I can't figure out the O. I've got "Yeah Yeah, Sure Sure, Like I'd Bother To...?".
Just got SMHID, though. "Smacking (doesn't sound as good) Scratching My Head In Disbelief".
Example: "When Obama got in, I started SMHID. I really couldn't believe that one."
Freya
03-08-2009, 12:22 AM
JJA - Just Joking Around! :D
Bunny
03-08-2009, 12:29 AM
YYSSLIBTO - Yeah Yeah Sure Sure Like I Believe That One
Quindiana Jones
03-08-2009, 12:30 AM
Ack! It was right in front of me! xD
Jessweeee♪
03-08-2009, 12:38 AM
Just got SMHID, though. "Smacking (doesn't sound as good) Scratching My Head In Disbelief".
Example: "When Obama got in, I started SMHID. I really couldn't believe that one."
Yes!
YYSSLIBTO - Yeah Yeah Sure Sure Like I Believe That One
and yes!
Just JJA and -6%! left n.n
Evastio
03-08-2009, 03:57 AM
As soon as I saw Bill in the thread title I thought it would be about Bill Cosby.
That is, until I read the whole thread title. :(
Jessweeee♪
03-08-2009, 07:42 AM
I will eat my ten gallon hat if you guys can guess -6%!
Sir Lancealot
03-08-2009, 11:07 AM
-6%Sir, can we take a break? It appears my intelligence circuits have melted.
blackmage_nuke
03-08-2009, 12:35 PM
The -6%! is just there to keep the thread from dying. YOU'LL HAVE TO LET GO EVENTUALLY!
Also my calculator tells me -6%! is math error
Rantz
03-08-2009, 12:45 PM
Mine is sex purse ent
Jessweeee♪
03-08-2009, 09:24 PM
If no one guesses the last two today, I'll just reveal them tomorrow :p
Momiji
03-08-2009, 10:02 PM
-6% = The average IQ drop when one listens to anything Bill O'Reilly says
Quindiana Jones
03-08-2009, 11:13 PM
JJA: Jews, Japs and Arabs.
Example: "Hey Bill, what are the three worst things in the world?" Bill: "JJA, noob."
Linus
03-08-2009, 11:30 PM
June, July, August?
Jews Joking Around
Jenna Jameson Adulterates
Just Juicy Apples
Jessweeee♪
03-09-2009, 12:37 AM
You guys have actually been getting pretty close with them xD
Jessweeee♪
03-10-2009, 12:03 AM
Okay, looks like no one got 'em :(
-6%! = Not very clever
JJA = Just Joking Again
Linus
03-10-2009, 12:11 AM
Which means LINUS IS THE SUPREME CHAMPION ACRONYM GUESSER!
Linus must be an O'Reilly fan.
Leen-Leen
03-10-2009, 11:45 AM
OMG
i have this book on my shelf right now.
that was one funny book.
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