Let's all play Bill O'Reilly's Silly Acronyms!

[Jessweeee♪]

LINUS WINS (http://forums.eyesonff.com/general-chat/123458-help-linus-get-sweet-job.html)




So some Christmas my grandparents buy me a book called The O'Reilly Factor For Kids. There's a few sections in this book called "Pinheads and Smart Operators" which are written like he's IMing someone. Only he uses really weird acronyms that no one else has ever seen (with the exception of IMHO and TTYL).

Example:
CMIIW = Correct me if I'm wrong

So let's make a game of it :</>D!

Whoever can guess the most wins an imaginary prize! No cheating! If you have the book, don't answer. You can find an example of it's use though, that's all okie dokie.

Scoring:
3 points for being the first one to correctly guess one
1 point for guessing one correctly after someone else already has
2 points for finding an example of someone using it anywhere on the internet besides myself and vivi_lover666 (without mentioning this book)



Acronyms:

DEGT = Don't Even Go There

GAL = Get A Life

GFI = Go For It

IDTS = I Don't Think So

IMNSHO = In My Not So Humble Opinion

IRMC = I Rest My Case

IYNWIM = If You Know What I Mean

JJA = Just Joking Again

SMHID = Scratching My Head In Disbelief

SSINF = So Stupid It's Not Funny

UGTBK = You Got To Be Kidding

UNTR = U Know That's Right

YYSSLIBTO = Yeah Yeah Sure Sure Like I Believe That One

-6%! = Not very clever (If you can figure out why this one means what it does, you get like, ten points, because me and my friends just can't figure it out. There may be some sort of irony in that.)

<table><tr colspan="2"><td>Points:</td></tr><tr><td>Linus</td><td>14</td></tr><tr><td>Quin</td><td>12</td></tr><tr><td>qwertyxsora</td><td>5</td></tr><tr><td>Bunny</td><td>3</td></tr><tr><td>Death by Moogles</td><td>1</td></tr></table>

[Yar]

GFI = get [the] fcuk in

[Kawaii Ryûkishi]

IMNSHO

"In My Nationalistic, Smug, Hypocritical Opinion."

[qwertysaur]

DEGT
Does Everyone Go There?
GAL
Great alltime Laugh
GFI
Good For Informing
IDTS
I Don't Think so
IMNSHO
I'm Not Sure How Often
IRMC
I Really Mean Something
IYNWIM
I D K.
JJA
Just Joking Actually
SMHID
Some Men Have Inner Diarrhea (My sister did that one)
SSINF
She Seriously in Needing Fun
UGTBK
You Get Back
UNTR
You Know That's Right
YYSSLIBTO
Yeah You Should Seriously Live in Bulagria. Total Overcast
-6%!
Republican In Joke. It only makes sense if you are close minded. Being Homophobic, rasist or plain evil it also helps.

[Jessweeee♪]

qwerty got IDTS right! UNTR was U Know That's Right, so he only gets two points for that one. Those two are closed now :</>D!

Also Mogi gave me IDTS over IM, so he gets a point, too!

[Linus]

Acronyms:

DEGT - Does Everyone Get This?

GAL - Gay Anti-Lifer

GFI - Go For It

IDTS - Closed

IMNSHO - In My Not So Humble Opinion

IRMC - If Rebels May Cry

IYNWIM - If You Know What I Mean

JJA - Just Joking Around

SMHID - Some Men Have Intestinal Diseases

SSINF - So dsfgsdfgsd

UGTBK - U Go To Bad Knights

UNTR - Closed

YYSSLIBTO - Yes You Sure Slap Lesbians In Bed Totally Often

-6%! - My IQ just dropped 6%

[rubah]

YYSSLIBTO
y you so serious, liberal in bed to organize

[Jessweeee♪]

GFI - Go For It

IMNSHO - In My Not So Humble Opinion

IYNWIM - If You Know What I Mean

Correct :</>D!

[qwertysaur]

:O is SSINF So Sorry I need Food

[Linus]

Oooh is GAL Get A Life?

OOOOH AND UGTBK MUST BE U Got To Be Kidding!

[Jessweeee♪]

It sure is!

EDIT:

and yes, only that one is actually "You"

[Momiji]

I don't watch Fox News enough to pay attention to that nutjob, but I'll throw in one that a few of you should get if you go to certain websites.

DSS

[trancekuja]

SMHID
Silly Maiden, He-Man Is Dead!

[Quindiana Jones]

DEGT - Don't Even Go There! As in "Hey Bill, apparently some gays have rights now, and Muslims aren't all evil. What do you think about that?" Bill: "OMG DEGT."
IRMC - I Reject Most Cultures. Bill O'Reilly would totally say that often enough to warrant the creation of an acronym.

[Goldenboko]

These are all way too hard for me D:

[demondude]

JJA = Just joking around

[Jessweeee♪]

DEGT - Don't Even Go There! As in "Hey Bill, apparently some gays have rights now, and Muslims aren't all evil. What do you think about that?" Bill: "OMG DEGT."

Yes :</>D!

[Linus]

How come one with a U = You, and the other one = U?

[Quindiana Jones]

IRMC - I Rest My Case.
Example: "Muslims are all evil and God is better than crappy Allah. The war is right because George Bush said so and because Muslims are evil. The proof being that the Bible says so. Point made. IRMC." Then someone will point out to Old Bill that his point was complete bollocks, and he failed to actually justify anything. In fact, there really wasn't any case there, he was just spouting random moronic comments. Then Bill will be all "ROAR GTFO I'M LOUDER AND THEREFORE MORE RIGHT THAN YOU, YOU LIBERAL NAZI GAY MURDERING MUSLIM NEGRO!" And the whole world will stare in shock, but nobody will actually complain or anything because "oh, that's just how Bill is".

Yeah, I'm a big fan.

[Jessweeee♪]

How come one with a U = You, and the other one = U?

I don't know :(


IRMC - I Rest My Case. .

Yes!

[Quindiana Jones]

Oh God, I can't believe I didn't get this earlier. xD

SSINF: So Stupid, It's Not Funny.
Example: "Hey Bill, what do you think of Obama steadily withdrawing from Iraq?" Bill: "SSINF. Srs, Obama shud GTFO, IYNWIM."

[blackmage_nuke]

JJA - Just Jump Already?

[Jessweeee♪]

Oh God, I can't believe I didn't get this earlier. xD

SSINF: So Stupid, It's Not Funny.
Example: "Hey Bill, what do you think of Obama steadily withdrawing from Iraq?" Bill: "SSINF. Srs, Obama shud GTFO, IYNWIM."

Correct again!


Just four more! You guys are good o:

[Quindiana Jones]

YYSS must be the condescending "yeah yeah, sure sure", but I can't figure out the O. I've got "Yeah Yeah, Sure Sure, Like I'd Bother To...?".

Just got SMHID, though. "Smacking (doesn't sound as good) Scratching My Head In Disbelief".
Example: "When Obama got in, I started SMHID. I really couldn't believe that one."

[Freya]

JJA - Just Joking Around! :D

[Bunny]

YYSSLIBTO - Yeah Yeah Sure Sure Like I Believe That One

[Quindiana Jones]

Ack! It was right in front of me! xD

[Jessweeee♪]

Just got SMHID, though. "Smacking (doesn't sound as good) Scratching My Head In Disbelief".
Example: "When Obama got in, I started SMHID. I really couldn't believe that one."
Yes!


YYSSLIBTO - Yeah Yeah Sure Sure Like I Believe That One

and yes!


Just JJA and -6%! left n.n

[Evastio]

As soon as I saw Bill in the thread title I thought it would be about Bill Cosby.

That is, until I read the whole thread title. :(

[Jessweeee♪]

I will eat my ten gallon hat if you guys can guess -6%!

[Sir Lancealot]

-6%Sir, can we take a break? It appears my intelligence circuits have melted.

[blackmage_nuke]

The -6%! is just there to keep the thread from dying. YOU'LL HAVE TO LET GO EVENTUALLY!

Also my calculator tells me -6%! is math error

[Rantz]

Mine is sex purse ent

[Jessweeee♪]

If no one guesses the last two today, I'll just reveal them tomorrow :p

[Momiji]

-6% = The average IQ drop when one listens to anything Bill O'Reilly says

[Quindiana Jones]

JJA: Jews, Japs and Arabs.
Example: "Hey Bill, what are the three worst things in the world?" Bill: "JJA, noob."

[Linus]

June, July, August?
Jews Joking Around
Jenna Jameson Adulterates
Just Juicy Apples

[Jessweeee♪]

You guys have actually been getting pretty close with them xD

[Jessweeee♪]

Okay, looks like no one got 'em :(

-6%! = Not very clever
JJA = Just Joking Again

[Linus]

Which means LINUS IS THE SUPREME CHAMPION ACRONYM GUESSER!

[Jiro]

'grats Linus. :)

[Yar]

Linus must be an O'Reilly fan.

[Leen-Leen]

OMG
i have this book on my shelf right now.
that was one funny book.