Conspiracy theories

[LunarWeaver]

If you haven't heard, FEMA is preparing concentration camps and loading them with coffins in preparation for upcoming martial law or genocide of Americans or both or something. Well, just Google "FEMA Genocide" and wade through the 220 thousand results. Luckily they are awful at their job and left some evidence for everyone to freely record and put on YouTube.

Do you subscribe to any conspiracy theories? Or, even if not so severe, how much do you trust your government?

:grover:

Btw Obama is the Antichrist.

[Levian]

No and on a scale from 1 to apple with purple being the highest, sphinx.

[Momiji]

http://forums.eyesonff.com/lounge/121147-ploy-fox-should-illegal.html

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[Madame Adequate]

http://forums.eyesonff.com/lounge/121147-ploy-fox-should-illegal.html

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Thread died of an overdose of epic hilarious.

[Momiji]

http://forums.eyesonff.com/lounge/121147-ploy-fox-should-illegal.html

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Thread died of an overdose of epic hilarious.

Best thread ever, honestly.

[LunarWeaver]

Oh my God, that thing was awesome. But I feel mean for saying so.

I read this interesting study once where a teacher asked his class if the landing on the moon was real and around 90% said yes. Then he showed this Fox special questioning if it was real or a government conspiracy, asked the same question again, and the "yes" was lowered to below 60% and the "unsure" up to 20%. I'm too lazy to find it, though.

I wish I was on TV and everyone believed what I said.

[Linus]

I think you have FEMA confused with Del Murder.

[Old Manus]

That FEMA bollocks is some of the most bizarre :skull::skull::skull::skull: I've seen. Several large plastic crates = incoming genocide

[Yar]

9/11 conspiracies are the best. Two planes fly into a pair of skyscrapers and then people have the gall to say that can't possibly be the reason they collapsed.

Rosie O'Donnell a physicist? Who'da thunk it?

[Aerith's Knight]

http://forums.eyesonff.com/lounge/121147-ploy-fox-should-illegal.html

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Thread died of an overdose of epic hilarious.

Best thread ever, honestly.

I remember that. xD

Epic to the end. Ceej and his conspiracy and get-rich-quick schemes. The dude could be in a sitcom.

[Rantz]

Official Website for the Titanic truth movement. (http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=af07)

[Captain Maxx Power]

Conspiracy theories are for people who are more scared at the thought of their governments being incompetent than all-powerful. Case in point 9/11. People would rather believe their government staged a terrorist attack than their government being unable to heed warnings and set up the necessary precautions to protect it's citizens. Better the devil you know.

[Fonzie]

http://forums.eyesonff.com/lounge/121147-ploy-fox-should-illegal.html

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Did that guy finally leave?

[rubah]

fema is retarded. They left several thousand mobile homes sitting in Hope, AR instead of letting hurricane victims live in them. They could never manage a genocide.

[Momiji]

http://forums.eyesonff.com/lounge/121147-ploy-fox-should-illegal.html

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Did that guy finally leave?

He'll be back. The abused always come back.

[Meat Puppet]

Nibirupedia.com formally known as Letthetruthbeknown.com, Welcome to the truth, Gods Word Is True, We Bring You World Wide Evidence that Proves the Existence of Aliens and Who/What They Are, Exposing the NIBIRU Conspiracy of Silence (http://www.nibirupedia.com/)

[Nominus Experse]

Free Will

[Captain Maxx Power]

Nibirupedia.com formally known as Letthetruthbeknown.com, Welcome to the truth, Gods Word Is True, We Bring You World Wide Evidence that Proves the Existence of Aliens and Who/What They Are, Exposing the NIBIRU Conspiracy of Silence (http://www.nibirupedia.com/)

Looks like someone wasn't allowed in the cool kid's clique when he was at school. And I thought my headache couldn't get any worse.

[LunarWeaver]

Official Website for the Titanic truth movement. (http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=af07)

That's my new favorite website only because he used the word "sheeple".

[Aerith's Knight]

Official Website for the Titanic truth movement. (http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=af07)

That's my new favorite website only because he used the word "sheeple".

"Specifically, that they did it (and by "they" I mean Jews)."

Absolutey, epic. xD

"I've created scale models.."

BWAHAHAHAHAHA! xD

"I will now show you in an experiment that a bowl of ice melts faster than a bowl of metal."

WHAHAHA... *whipes tear* Either a good joke, or a better idiot. xD

[LunarWeaver]

Oh yes, my favorite part of this FEMA deal is Wikipedia's enormous paragraph on it:


FEMA has also been the subject of allegations by critics[who?]who suspect an upcoming planned genocide of the American people to be carried out by the US Government under the provisions of REX-84 and Operation Garden Plot[citation needed]. In February 2009[citation needed], a search[who?] for "FEMA concentration camps" returned over 120,000 hits in Google with individuals and small groups filming and posting pictures of FEMA facilities which they identify as "concentration camps" or "death camps"[citation needed]. The principal reasons for this conclusion appear to be that FEMA has broad general emergency powers, as a result of a succession of executive orders, some of which are apparently classified, which FEMA claims are issued to empower them to assist the civilian population in times of emergency. Some of these critics have noted the unexplained presence of personnel processing equipment and coffins at FEMA emergency response sites, and, in the absence of official explanations for these items, have not unreasonably been alarmed at the possible implications. It should surprise noone, least of all Government planners, that in an information vacuum some citizens could become alarmed at these findings, even though they may be reasonable and lawful preparations for certain extreme emergency scenarios, including unfamiliar ones that could arise in the event of biowarfare or bioterrorism. In a free society, there is a perhaps unavoidable tension between a legitimate Governmental need to keep certain preparations secret and the public's legitimate right to know. Effective oversight of this tension by duly elected officials should be considered an essential part of the "Eternal Vigilance" that is widely agreed to be necessary[citation needed] to maintaining the stability of a free and open democratic society.

I've been thinking of getting a tin hat and adding my own unverified high school essay to the FEMA page.