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Fonzie
03-17-2009, 12:50 AM
Don't you dare say your Penis/or Vagina. :mad2:

I have some keys, my phone, and my wallet.

Flying Mullet
03-17-2009, 12:51 AM
The usual suspects: chapstick, cell phone and wallet.

Oh, and a "banana". :jokey:

Yar
03-17-2009, 12:52 AM
Underwear. And inside my underwear is my penis.

Fonzie
03-17-2009, 12:53 AM
Underwear. And inside my underwear is my penis.

You vegetarian, you!

Vermachtnis
03-17-2009, 12:55 AM
A wallet and my keys.

Rantz
03-17-2009, 12:55 AM
I don't really have anything there right now. Unless you count four pounds of jello, which I'm sure you don't.

Psychotic
03-17-2009, 12:57 AM
If locations on people's profiels at EoFF are to be believed - and I cannot think of a source I trust more - NeoTifa is.

NeoTifa
03-17-2009, 12:57 AM
My vagina. And my legs.

Balzac
03-17-2009, 01:00 AM
Wallet and a usb drive.

Old Manus
03-17-2009, 01:01 AM
My vagina

Fonzie
03-17-2009, 01:03 AM
My vagina. And my legs.

You're a guy though lol

Jessweeee♪
03-17-2009, 01:17 AM
Some nickles. Maybe a dime or two.

NeoTifa
03-17-2009, 01:24 AM
No I'm not!!!!

Psy >_>
:shifty:

Miriel
03-17-2009, 01:27 AM
I've got something in my front pocket for you ~

rubah
03-17-2009, 01:31 AM
me. my chapstick

FFIX Choco Boy
03-17-2009, 01:51 AM
I got my glasses case, which looks like my penis. Right next to it, my penis.

Shiny
03-17-2009, 01:52 AM
Not a chynadong that's for sure.

~*~Celes~*~
03-17-2009, 01:55 AM
my butt, my legs, and my vagina :p

Lawr
03-17-2009, 02:00 AM
Underwear. And inside my underwear is my penis.

You vegetarian, you!

nub j00 actually type it out lololol you virgin :freak:


What's in my pants? Some money.

Dignified Pauper
03-17-2009, 02:11 AM
My pockets.

Fonzie
03-17-2009, 02:12 AM
I've got something in my front pocket for you ~

Why don't you put your hand in the pocket, and see what it is ~

squiike
03-17-2009, 02:12 AM
sittin in my underwear right now...my genitals is in there, just taken a shower, so its clean genitals

Tama2
03-17-2009, 02:23 AM
Penises.

Goldenboko
03-17-2009, 02:31 AM
Ich habe eine brennende Katze in mein Hosen.

NeoTifa
03-17-2009, 02:49 AM
Penises as in more than one? O.o

Fonzie
03-17-2009, 02:52 AM
Ich habe eine brennende Katze in mein Hosen.

Gone.

How do you say Black and White in German?

Tama2
03-17-2009, 03:01 AM
-_-

Why Fonz?

Yar
03-17-2009, 03:01 AM
Schwarz und weiß.

escobert
03-17-2009, 03:09 AM
wallet atm!

Laddy
03-17-2009, 03:44 AM
I have a long, oblong, and hard shaft.

You never know when you will need a flashlight.

Momiji
03-17-2009, 03:48 AM
I have my phone, my keys, a pen, and my wallet. Oh and the rest of me from the waist down is in them too.

The Man
03-17-2009, 03:55 AM
phone, wallet.

also, lol dongs. well, only one, to be precise.

qwertysaur
03-17-2009, 03:56 AM
*Empties out*
Rosario + Vampire volume 6. Student ID, Wallet, Keys, A Knife of Dreams, $15 I had taken out of the wallet and forgot to put back in, my DS and a couple pens. My pockets are bottomless pits! Oh, and there are legs and crotch in there too >.>

Caraliz
03-17-2009, 04:20 AM
nothing, but I usually have my cell phone, chapstick, and a lighter. I'm just in my pj's right now.

Oh and guys, all those vagina/penis responses got a little old. Can't you say something cool like spaceship

leader of mortals
03-17-2009, 04:37 AM
Umm... a Powerade strawberry lemonade wrapper that I ripped off for no apparent reason and was too lazy to throw it away so I shoved in my pocket...

theundeadhero
03-17-2009, 06:47 AM
My hand.

Levian
03-17-2009, 10:30 AM
Oh and guys, all those vagina/penis responses got a little old. Can't you say something cool like spaceship

Whaaat? This is the internet, the promised land of penises and vaginas!

Anyway, the midgar zolom. :jokey:

Ouch!
03-17-2009, 10:35 AM
Not wearing any.

Crimson
03-17-2009, 04:07 PM
Danny Devito.


And a pack of gum.

Darkswordofchaos
03-17-2009, 06:18 PM
My Pen.....cil haha you thought i was going to say penis.

Also my fone my wallet my money and my penis

Flying Mullet
03-17-2009, 06:20 PM
My Pen.....nis haha you thought i was going to say pencil.

Also my font my wallet my money and my pencil

Linus
03-17-2009, 06:27 PM
You keep your font in your pants Mullet? Which one? Helvetica I hope.

"Is that Arial Bold in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?"

Rase
03-17-2009, 06:28 PM
Someone else.


In the pockets of my pants are my keys, phone, and wallet. If one of these is not in it's proper pocket I feel very odd and am constantly checking to see if it's there or if I left it somewhere, only to remember that my keys are in my car because I'm driving, or my phone's charging or something.

Flying Mullet
03-17-2009, 06:57 PM
You keep your font in your pants Mullet? Which one? Helvetica I hope.

"Is that Arial Bold in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?"
Wingdings, naturally.

Zeldy
03-17-2009, 07:00 PM
I'm wearing little shorts that don't even have pockets.

I usually have like 20p and my mp3 player in my pockets anyway.

Peegee
03-17-2009, 10:26 PM
Gonads, Penis..

oh wait

I have my wallet in my pants. What is it doing there? *remove*

Blue Harvest
03-17-2009, 10:45 PM
My phone would be in there but it's on the desk instead, so nothing.

SilverWind
03-18-2009, 03:20 AM
My wallet, my cell phone, and sometimes my DS.

Oh yeah...
My legs, too. ;)

Samuraid
03-18-2009, 07:08 AM
Roughly ½ of my body.

Jiro
03-18-2009, 07:56 AM
Wallet, Phone, iPod, Two pens. I am also in here. Oh, and a coin. The coin makes decisions for me.

Caraliz
03-18-2009, 09:02 PM
Oh and guys, all those vagina/penis responses got a little old. Can't you say something cool like spaceship

Whaaat? This is the internet, the promised land of penises and vaginas!

Anyway, the midgar zolom. :jokey:
Spaceship midgar zolom? :mad2:

Seven_Devil_Clever
03-21-2009, 10:18 AM
hehehehehe my house key^^

Yar
03-21-2009, 10:39 AM
Not wearing pants. ^^

Momiji
03-21-2009, 11:23 AM
Not wearing pants. ^^

Likewise. It's 5:22am and I just got out of the bathtub.


seriously

Negative
03-21-2009, 12:01 PM
My ....Hand.

Dont worry, its just there im not doing anything dodgy.
LOL.

cloud_doll
03-21-2009, 02:45 PM
Nope, no pants either.
Pants are for boys =P

Fuzakeru
03-21-2009, 04:16 PM
My hand.

I snorted at that one.. Good job.


A few dollars, my debit card, my ID, and my cell phone. I just got back from a walk.

Nominus Experse
03-22-2009, 12:04 AM
A horrific future dieing to be released - by the billions.

DynasticJam
03-27-2009, 03:13 AM
Don't you dare say your Penis/or Vagina. :mad2:

I have some keys, my phone, and my wallet.

You Americans! In England, pants are underwear. So, what am I supposed to say? My penis!

abrojtm
03-27-2009, 03:14 AM
I'm not wearing any pants. Only boxers.

Tigmafuzz
04-06-2009, 04:10 AM
A tiny purple flashlight, my purple Swiss army knife, my purple wallet, a bunch of purple pens, one purple mechanical pencil, mu purple 8-gigabyte USB drive, my purple cell phone, a purple napkin (in case of spills), Michael Phelps, and a box of raisins. In my purple pants.

Mister Adequate
04-06-2009, 05:22 AM
:strawpanties:

Ariel.

:ariel:

DarkBahamut
04-06-2009, 05:34 AM
:strawpanties:

Ariel.

:ariel:
How big are you pants? :p

Caraliz
04-06-2009, 08:35 AM
I usually have a lighter, lip chap, and my cellphone in my pockets. Otherwise sometimes I grow a penis.

Loony BoB
04-06-2009, 11:42 AM
Just my work ID card, which is used to get in/out of work and also to purchase anything onsite (ie, lunch).

Marshall Banana
04-06-2009, 11:47 AM
:strawpanties:

Ariel.

:ariel:
You have Ariel panties?

scrumpleberry
04-06-2009, 12:13 PM
I don't keep anything in my pants pockets except maybe some change and my phone at times.

Steve
04-06-2009, 03:49 PM
MP3 player, spare battery for mp3 player, wallet, cell phone, keys, oyster card (travel card to the rest of the world) pen, thats about it for now, later will be my lanyard from work.

Gwawr
04-06-2009, 07:02 PM
My ipod. That's it.

Vermachtnis
04-06-2009, 07:57 PM
Silly putty and some change. I'm never going to see that quarter again.

I Don't Need A Name
04-06-2009, 08:08 PM
Yo Momma

strawberryman
04-06-2009, 09:37 PM
My wallet and ipod (finally upgraded from a CD player!).

And my plastic explosives.

Tigmafuzz
04-08-2009, 02:51 AM
A miniature walrus sculpture I made in 6th grade art class that I have newly painted purple. Deep purple.

Marky Tee
04-08-2009, 01:08 PM
i dnt wear pants

nik0tine
04-08-2009, 01:22 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v380/nik0tine/dick-cheney-gun.jpg

Awrini
04-08-2009, 01:34 PM
Hmmm, lets see, Phone, Wallet, Keys, Cigs, Lighter. Yep, its time to head to work.

Caraliz
04-08-2009, 02:14 PM
Hmmm, lets see, Phone, Wallet, Keys, Cigs, Lighter. Yep, its time to head to work.
What kind do you smoke? =o

Typhoon
04-09-2009, 08:26 AM
All thats in my pants at the moment is my 24 incher...

Btw smoking is bad you will die from lung cancer :)

Awrini
04-09-2009, 01:31 PM
Hmmm, lets see, Phone, Wallet, Keys, Cigs, Lighter. Yep, its time to head to work.
What kind do you smoke? =o

Marlboro non-menthol.

CimminyCricket
04-09-2009, 03:18 PM
Phone, wallet and some change. Nothing special. :c\

Darkswordofchaos
04-09-2009, 08:38 PM
Btw smoking is bad you will die from lung cancer :)

Exept marijuana the health benifets (like making me high) out way the small health risks

Tigmafuzz
04-10-2009, 07:43 AM
My phone with a dead battery my newly bought iPod with a dead battery and my wallet...
with a dead squirrel's tail for luck inside.

The Last Oath
04-10-2009, 08:51 AM
Jizz.

Bunny
04-10-2009, 09:08 AM
Btw smoking is bad you will die from lung cancer :)

Name one thing these days that doesn't give you some form of cancer and I will probably ignore your post.

Nothing, they are pajama pants!

Fonzie
04-10-2009, 06:36 PM
Jizz.

http://i184.photobucket.com/albums/x72/TheFonz2010/pants1.gif

Leeza
04-10-2009, 07:00 PM
I guess that face translates to time to close. :cat: