I was walking through town today, and this really fit blonde girl was walked past me.

[DynasticJam]

I was walking through town today, and this really fit blonde girl was walked past me. I never spoke to her. I doubt she saw me staring at here amazing phisique, but I really wish I had stopped her to ask if she was single. What can I do?

[Quindiana Jones]

Get over it.

[DynasticJam]

No can do.

[Peegee]

Go to craigslist and post under missed encounters or something like that.

Is this even a serious post?

[DynasticJam]

Of course it's not a serious post!

[Zeromus_X]

EoEO is for serious stuff only. I'm going to move this thread to General Chat.

[DynasticJam]

I'm just making fun of the guys in EOEO who actually resort to asking for help on a Final Fantasy forum! At least half the regular users on here don't know the first thing about relationships, because they spend too long trying to help others.

[Bunny]

I'm just making fun of the guys in EOEO who actually resort to asking for help on a Final Fantasy forum! At least half the regular users on here don't know the first thing about relationships, because they spend too long trying to help others.


I think the majority of the regular members on here are in serious relationships.

[DynasticJam]

I'm just making fun of the guys in EOEO who actually resort to asking for help on a Final Fantasy forum! At least half the regular users on here don't know the first thing about relationships, because they spend too long trying to help others.


I think the majority of the regular members on here are in serious relationships.

I wouldn't go that far! Most of the people on here are dating eachother. That's just plain weird.

[Shoeberto]

What's weird about it?

[DynasticJam]

What's weird about it?

Because it is! How are you supposed to have sex with someone on the other side of the world? We all know a relationship without sex is just a friendship. Fair enough, if you live close and can see eachother in real life. But enough of all this social networking. It's like, "I'm just going to take a pic of myself and do some crazy filter effects in photoshop so that I look amazing!"

I don't buy it.

[Bunny]

Try again please.

[DynasticJam]

Try again please.

I don't have to! Because I'm just so amazing!

[Rantz]

Now you've gorn and put ants in the head of many a EoFFer, DynasticJam! I'm re-evaluating my pathetic life as we speak.

[Marshall Banana]

Boy, your toes are huge!

[DynasticJam]

Boy, your toes are huge!

Is that a compliment? Or is it just an observation?

[Marshall Banana]

I don't know.

If you paint them red, add white or yellow dots, and glue on little strawberry leaves, your big toes will look fat strawberries instead, though.

[DynasticJam]

I don't know.

If you paint them red, add white or yellow dots, and glue on little strawberry leaves, your big toes will look fat strawberries instead, though.

LOL, I'll have to try that

[Lawr]

Too bad she didn't notice you molesting her with your eyes. I'm sure she would have banged you right there in the middle of town if she did. :erm:

[Meat Puppet]

Oh, DynasticJam. You are just too hilarious.

[Yar]

:confused:

[Crimson]

Wut

[blackmage_nuke]

Wait at the place where you saw her and maybe one day she will pass again.

Then asks her if this rag smells like chloroform to her...

[The Man]

I have a question, DynasticJam. You don't seem to like anyone at this message board. In fact, virtually every post of yours I've read has come off as overly confrontational. So why are you posting here?

[DynasticJam]

I have a question, DynasticJam. You don't seem to like anyone at this message board. In fact, virtually every post of yours I've read has come off as overly confrontational. So why are you posting here?

Go away! Now!

[Lawr]

Aw man, he's already gone. :(

[Momiji]

Am I missing something here? :x

[Aerith's Knight]

._.

...idiot.

[Psychotic]

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