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rubah
03-27-2009, 07:03 AM
I think boys should have to carry us around all day. Why do we have feet? Most the girls I know think they're really gross.

:confused:
:strut::foot:

Shlup
03-27-2009, 07:04 AM
I like my feet! My toes are long like floorfingers.

Aerith's Knight
03-27-2009, 10:08 AM
Men don't like to see women crawl.

At least.. most of us. >_>

Rantz
03-27-2009, 11:34 AM
It's so you can paint your nails and wear shoes that make sounds when you walk

rubah
03-27-2009, 03:11 PM
Excellent points, everyone.

"floorfingers" hehehehehe

qwertysaur
03-27-2009, 03:27 PM
If Girls didn't have feet, they couldn't kick people who are meanies!
:cactuar:

Tama2
03-27-2009, 04:54 PM
To "please" men with them. Duh.

Bunny
03-27-2009, 05:00 PM
If they didn't have feet, how would they stand in front of the stove?

Loony BoB
03-27-2009, 05:08 PM
Barestumped and pregnant? Just doesn't have the same ring to it.

Yar
03-27-2009, 05:09 PM
I'm not carrying around any freaks. :mad2:

Darkswordofchaos
03-27-2009, 05:35 PM
Why do girls have feet?
They should be on there back all the time anyways. somtimes knees. :p

Meat Puppet
03-27-2009, 11:17 PM
I agree. Bring back foot binding! :smash:

p.s. talented bricks painter looking for working.interest call dale

Aerith's Knight
03-27-2009, 11:19 PM
Barestumped and pregnant? Just doesn't have the same ring to it.

This made me laugh so hard. xD

Parker
03-28-2009, 12:17 AM
why do girls have any muscle at all

~*~Celes~*~
03-28-2009, 12:22 AM
We have feet so we can wear shoes with heels so we can extract revenge via kicks to the bollocks when a guy treats us wrong.

Old Manus
03-28-2009, 12:26 AM
To walk on and aid with balance

Caraliz
03-28-2009, 04:04 AM
Boys SHOULD carry us! I like you, Rubah

Slothy
03-28-2009, 04:34 AM
If they didn't have feet, how would they stand in front of the stove?

Well they certainly don't drive any better with them so that's as good an answer as any.

I kid, I kid. :D




But seriously, women drivers: what the smurf? :p

P.S. I think Shlups answer wins.

Madame Adequate
03-28-2009, 04:37 AM
Because girls are weird! :snowgirl:

Edit: And have cooties!

Caraliz
03-28-2009, 04:50 AM
Because girls are weird! :snowgirl:

Edit: And have cooties!
Milf has cooties! :kaohappy:

Montoya
03-28-2009, 12:06 PM
Drugs.

black orb
03-29-2009, 12:24 AM
Most the girls I know think they're really gross.

>>> Same here..

Bunny
03-29-2009, 12:28 AM
If they didn't have feet, how would they stand in front of the stove?
But seriously, women drivers: what the smurf?

this conversation was already had

Lawr
03-29-2009, 12:29 AM
If they didn't have feet, how would they stand in front of the stove?

Well they certainly don't drive any better with them so that's as good an answer as any.

I kid, I kid. :D




But seriously, women drivers: what the smurf? :p

P.S. I think Shlups answer wins.

I think Vivi 22 wins.

Heroic Brutality.

strawberryman
03-29-2009, 01:34 AM
To be the subject of foot fetishes so it's a little less weird.

Duh.

Yar
03-29-2009, 01:38 AM
I think Vivi 22 wins.

Heroic Brutality.

I read heretic bestiality. :(

Levian
03-29-2009, 01:53 AM
Somebody needs to crush the grapes into wine.

So they can walk between the bedroom and the kitchen

So we can have someone to rub up against on the dancefloor/subway

and other sexist stuff

Fuzakeru
03-29-2009, 02:28 AM
I think feet are cool to draw. I like them.

Madame Adequate
03-29-2009, 03:45 AM
Because girls are weird! :snowgirl:

Edit: And have cooties!
Milf has cooties! :kaohappy:

And where do you think I got them? :p

Darkswordofchaos
03-29-2009, 05:39 PM
I think feet are cool to draw. I like them.

Thats called a foot fetish :p

Caraliz
03-29-2009, 06:54 PM
Because girls are weird! :snowgirl:

Edit: And have cooties!
Milf has cooties! :kaohappy:

And where do you think I got them? :p
Boys of course! :snowgirl:

Fuzakeru
03-30-2009, 02:03 AM
I think feet are cool to draw. I like them.

Thats called a foot fetish :p


D: Or not! Lies!! I just think they're cool to draw.

Shotgunnova
03-30-2009, 02:35 AM
Ladies, I'll be your mantaxi for $50/hour.

Madame Adequate
03-30-2009, 04:19 AM
Because girls are weird! :snowgirl:

Edit: And have cooties!
Milf has cooties! :kaohappy:

And where do you think I got them? :p
Boys of course! :snowgirl:

Well where did THEY get them? Because somewhere in this cootie chain, a girl had to be involved! To start it all, you see.

Caraliz
03-30-2009, 04:49 AM
Because girls are weird! :snowgirl:

Edit: And have cooties!
Milf has cooties! :kaohappy:

And where do you think I got them? :p
Boys of course! :snowgirl:

Well where did THEY get them? Because somewhere in this cootie chain, a girl had to be involved! To start it all, you see.
They got them from other boys! :snowgirl:

Shoeberto
03-30-2009, 05:17 AM
Girls have feet to be tickled!

Araciel
03-30-2009, 06:19 AM
The same reason women have any body part that isn't aesthetically pleasing; so that they can whine about how ugly it is and have someone compliment it anyway.

Darkswordofchaos
03-30-2009, 03:15 PM
The same reason women have any body part that isn't aesthetically pleasing; so that they can whine about how ugly it is and have someone compliment it anyway.


This

Heath
03-31-2009, 12:19 AM
Girls have feet because otherwise there'd be a feet surplus and all guys would have to have extra feet to pick up the slack. It's true.

Yar
03-31-2009, 01:09 AM
The same reason women have any body part that isn't aesthetically pleasing; so that they can whine about how ugly it is and have someone compliment it anyway.


This


That

Crimson
03-31-2009, 05:36 AM
The same reason women have any body part that isn't aesthetically pleasing; so that they can whine about how ugly it is and have someone compliment it anyway.


This


That

There

Momiji
03-31-2009, 06:06 AM
The same reason women have any body part that isn't aesthetically pleasing; so that they can whine about how ugly it is and have someone compliment it anyway.


This


That

There

Those?

strawberryman
03-31-2009, 06:52 AM
I think feet are cool to draw. I like them.

Thats called a foot fetish :p


D: Or not! Lies!! I just think they're cool to draw.

I think someone is in denial.

Peegee
03-31-2009, 01:43 PM
The same reason women have any body part that isn't aesthetically pleasing; so that they can whine about how ugly it is and have someone compliment it anyway.


This


That

There

Those?

Them.

Araciel
03-31-2009, 04:55 PM
The same reason women have any body part that isn't aesthetically pleasing; so that they can whine about how ugly it is and have someone compliment it anyway.


This


That

There

Those?

Them.

Thighs!

Loony BoB
03-31-2009, 05:03 PM
Alright, enough with that. :p

Bunny
03-31-2009, 05:08 PM
Alright, enough with that. :p

Enough with those?

Momiji
03-31-2009, 05:21 PM
Alright, enough with that. :p

Enough with those?

Enough with them.


...sorry.



Anyway yeah, I think girls should have feet. Feet are useful for like... [insert innocent yet facetious misogynistic comment with the best intentions here]

Darkswordofchaos
03-31-2009, 05:31 PM
I looked it up and the reason girls have feet is because its hard to cook, clean, and take care of kides on little stumps.

Jessweeee♪
03-31-2009, 07:14 PM
Feet are weird :|

Croyles
04-01-2009, 01:00 AM
Yeah I think womens feet are really weird too, i mean, they cant do anything useful with them anyway. So I guess rubah is right, we need to amputate all women.

blackmage_nuke
04-01-2009, 01:04 AM
Its to keep the shackles that chain them to the kitchen from falling off while leaving thier hands free to make my dinner.

Darkswordofchaos
04-01-2009, 10:05 PM
Yeah I think womens feet are really weird too, i mean, they cant do anything useful with them anyway.


Apperantly youve never seen a foot job my friend.

Anniexo
04-01-2009, 10:19 PM
I think boys should have to carry us around all day. Why do we have feet? Most the girls I know think they're really gross.

:confused:
:strut::foot:

Oh gee I dunno... To walk duh


Yeah I think womens feet are really weird too, i mean, they cant do anything useful with them anyway. So I guess rubah is right, we need to amputate all women.

And let's amputate all men while we're at it shell we?

Fonzie
04-02-2009, 01:03 AM
I think boys should have to carry us around all day. Why do we have feet? Most the girls I know think they're really gross.

:confused:
:strut::foot:

Oh gee I dunno... To walk duh


Yeah I think womens feet are really weird too, i mean, they cant do anything useful with them anyway. So I guess rubah is right, we need to amputate all women.

And let's amputate all men while we're at it shell we?

Shell makes good oil products, but I'm more of Velaro man.

Croyles
04-02-2009, 02:04 AM
Yeah I think womens feet are really weird too, i mean, they cant do anything useful with them anyway.


Apperantly youve never seen a foot job my friend.

Well, actually I have lol. Their not as good as hand jobs, which are not as good as blow jobs, so they pretty much fail lol :p


And let's amputate all men while we're at it shell we?
I think you need to explain the connection to me here... :)

TyphoonThaReapa
04-02-2009, 02:29 AM
A'yo, if women didn't have feet, they couldn't stand on tha corner and make daddy some money, or run from the cops really fast in high heels...oh wait a minute...I'm thinking of hoes. Not women...Sorry...:roll2

abrojtm
04-02-2009, 02:52 AM
You know, that's a good point as they are on their knees most of the time anyway.

qwertysaur
04-02-2009, 03:57 AM
Why Don't women not have feet? :cactuar:

Darkswordofchaos
04-02-2009, 08:38 PM
Yeah I think womens feet are really weird too, i mean, they cant do anything useful with them anyway.


Apperantly youve never seen a foot job my friend.

Well, actually I have lol. Their not as good as hand jobs, which are not as good as blow jobs, so they pretty much fail lol :p



True Foot Jobs = EPIC FAIL!!!!
:mog:

Croyles
04-03-2009, 12:08 AM
Its brilliant when a thread starts off with a demeaning comment towards one gender, cause then the other gender can just lash out. You know, get all that frustration by todays PC out of their system :D

Crimson
04-03-2009, 08:27 AM
Its brilliant when a thread starts off with a demeaning comment towards one gender, cause then the other gender can just lash out. You know, get all that frustration by todays PC out of their system :D


Welcome to the Internet, we hope you enjoy your stay.

Goldenboko
04-03-2009, 12:40 PM
While we're at it, why do girls have fingers? Why do girls have hands? Why do girls have noses?

Fonzie
04-03-2009, 01:59 PM
While we're at it, why do girls have fingers? Why do girls have hands? Why do girls have noses?

Fingers to pat the sandwich with love, hands to grasp them with, and noses so they can eat through smell.

Carl the Llama
04-05-2009, 03:47 AM
If Girls didn't have feet, they couldn't kick people who are meanies!
:cactuar:

You clearly havnt been introduced to a girls second best friend the knee xD

Tigmafuzz
04-06-2009, 04:28 AM
To "please" men with them. Duh.
Agree.

If they didn't have feet, how would they stand in front of the stove?
Agree.

Why do girls have feet?
They should be on there back all the time anyways. somtimes knees. :p
Agree.


Well they certainly don't drive any better with them so that's as good an answer as any.

I kid, I kid. :D

But seriously, women drivers: what the smurf? :p

Agree.

Somebody needs to crush the grapes into wine.

So they can walk between the bedroom and the kitchen

So we can have someone to rub up against on the dancefloor/subway

and other sexist stuff
Agree.



I think feet are cool to draw. I like them.

Thats called a foot fetish :p


D: Or not! Lies!! I just think they're cool to draw.
You need a hobby other than drawing feet. Weirdo.

The same reason women have any body part that isn't aesthetically pleasing; so that they can whine about how ugly it is and have someone compliment it anyway.
Agree.


Yeah I think womens feet are really weird too, i mean, they cant do anything useful with them anyway.


Apperantly youve never seen a foot job my friend.
Agree.


While we're at it, why do girls have fingers? Why do girls have hands? Why do girls have noses?

Fingers to pat the sandwich with love, hands to grasp them with, and noses so they can eat through smell.
Actually I don't see a reason for women to have any body parts other than their breasts, thighs, buttocks and vaginas. Does anyone else? At all? Honestly? can't think of any reason at all. Except to keep blood from puring out of all the places where their hands, feet, and head used to be. Of course, if you keep the vagina, blood's already a problem anyway. me liek feets. them good for standing and stuffs.

Madame Adequate
04-06-2009, 04:30 AM
I just had an epiphany:

Girls have feet so they can run away and you can playfully chase them before, upon catching, throwing her over your knee for a sound spanking.

Wouldn't be fun if they couldn't make a futile attempt at escape.

Marshall Banana
04-06-2009, 04:32 AM
I just had an epiphany:

Girls have feet so they can run away and you can playfully chase them before, upon catching, throwing her over your knee for a sound spanking.

Wouldn't be fun if they couldn't make a futile attempt at escape.
Good girls take their spankings.

Tigmafuzz
04-06-2009, 04:43 AM
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Madame Adequate
04-06-2009, 05:05 AM
I just had an epiphany:

Girls have feet so they can run away and you can playfully chase them before, upon catching, throwing her over your knee for a sound spanking.

Wouldn't be fun if they couldn't make a futile attempt at escape.
Good girls take their spankings.

They're not all good girls, though ;)

Marshall Banana
04-06-2009, 05:11 AM
Good girls take their spankings.

They're not all good girls, though ;)
Like Rye! Bad girl.

Madame Adequate
04-06-2009, 05:34 AM
Good girls take their spankings.

They're not all good girls, though ;)
Like Rye! Bad girl.

:tpg:

Caraliz
04-06-2009, 07:31 AM
I'm a bad girl, and I ain't playin' fair.

Tigmafuzz
04-08-2009, 01:48 AM
Well then it would suck if you didn't have feet, wouldn't it?

Darkswordofchaos
04-08-2009, 08:58 PM
http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z164/trans_am409/untitled.jpg

Levian
04-08-2009, 09:18 PM
I don't think you know exactly how nazi we are on nudity (any form of it) on these forums, darkswordofchaos. :D you might have an idea now though!

Croyles
04-08-2009, 11:07 PM
Lol woops darksword. Even though it wasnt pornographic in anyway lol.

Darkswordofchaos
04-12-2009, 08:05 PM
I Figured it might get sniped but worth a try least i didnt get banned :D

Araciel
04-12-2009, 11:27 PM
[arsehole]Actually I don't see a reason for women to have any body parts other than their breasts, thighs, buttocks and vaginas. Does anyone else? At all? Honestly?

I don't want to have sex with a headless, armless and legless ... thing..

women would look like thanksgiving turkeys the way you describe them.

Markus. D
04-12-2009, 11:49 PM
I can walk like a Silent Hill 2 nurse, howzat!?

Rye
04-13-2009, 07:59 PM
Girls have feet because when your feet get cold at night in the winter, you can put them suddenly on a boy's back and make them scream from the cold, and then you can laugh as they roll out of bed.






Good girls take their spankings.

They're not all good girls, though ;)
Like Rye! Bad girl.

:tpg:

:bigsmile:

Suvious
04-13-2009, 10:07 PM
It's so you can paint your nails and wear shoes that make sounds when you walk

Shoe noises do rule...

RedPouch
04-14-2009, 04:40 AM
I think feet are cool to draw. I like them.

Thats called a foot fetish :p
I wouldn't say that. They're fun to draw, and in my case, much easier to draw than shoes. Besides, there's a huge difference between thinking feet look "cute", and being turned on by them.

To answer the original question though, the question is bizarre to me. Also, I don't really find any body part "gross". I don't know if that has to do with me being an artist with a passion for the human body, or if it's just because it's how I am. And why the choice to focus this question on girls? Guys have feet too.

Confused!

Momiji
04-14-2009, 06:11 AM
I think boys should have to carry us around all day. Why do we have feet? Most the girls I know think they're really gross.


You know, this just hit me. What if the girl being carried had to use the bathroom? The guy couldn't carry her in, so would she have to do like some sort of hand-walking technique to get to the toilet?

rubah
04-14-2009, 06:40 AM
why couldn't he?

Momiji
04-14-2009, 06:45 AM
A guy can't just walk into the ladies' room. =O

Bunny
04-14-2009, 06:46 AM
I do it all the time.

On accident of course.

rubah
04-14-2009, 07:12 AM
What are you going to do when your (hopefully never) wheel-chair striken mother really needs to pee at wal-mart? Let her urinate on the aisles?

Darkswordofchaos
04-14-2009, 06:50 PM
What are you going to do when your (hopefully never) wheel-chair striken mother really needs to pee at wal-mart? Let her urinate on the aisles?

I would do that anyways just cause i could

Momiji
04-14-2009, 07:18 PM
What are you going to do when your (hopefully never) wheel-chair striken mother really needs to pee at wal-mart? Let her urinate on the aisles?

Catheter? =O

Lukie
04-14-2009, 11:36 PM
No one should have feet! We should all just hover :D I despise my feet, I mean come on, size TEN (UK sizes) is a rather irritating shoe size for a woman, considering that most stores shoe sizes stop at size eight (again, UK sizes). I think that'd make me size eleven in the US, or nine... Anyways, feet suck.

rubah
04-15-2009, 12:29 AM
I know exactly how you feel, Lukie.

Darkswordofchaos
04-15-2009, 03:34 AM
No one should have feet! We should all just hover :D I despise my feet, I mean come on, size TEN (UK sizes) is a rather irritating shoe size for a woman, considering that most stores shoe sizes stop at size eight (again, UK sizes). I think that'd make me size eleven in the US, or nine... Anyways, feet suck.

Lol big feets i wear a 12 and my tag says thats like 11 in uk i dont know if yalls girls and guys are difrent

Christmas
04-18-2022, 01:45 PM
To walk into the kitchen and make the man a sandwich. :(

Mr Gashtacular
04-18-2022, 03:34 PM
girls have feet so they can stand on my chest OP

Christmas
04-19-2022, 03:19 AM
I can stand on your chest provided you survive! They said I make Jabba the Hutt looks slim! :bigsmile: