Red Wizard Points

[Del Murder]

Does anyone remember Red Wizard points? I think we should bring them back.

First person to reply to this thread gets +10 Red Wizard points.

Anyone who remembers Red Wizard gets +20 Red Wizard points.

Anyone who remembers what their point total was from before gets +15 Red Wizard points.

[Jowy]

I remember Red Wizard points and the less popular Chef Points. I had zero Red Wizard points.

[blackmage_nuke]

I am the first reply DAMN!
I do not remember red wizard points
But Im pretty sure my red wizard point total was zero

[Jowy]

I now have more theoretical Red Wizard points than you do.

[Del Murder]

Wow Jowy jumps out to a commanding lead with 45 points. Can anyone catch that?

[Yar]

This is just unnecessary cockwaving. :p

[blackmage_nuke]

I'll start my own point system
With blackjack
and hookers
In fact, forget the point system.

[Del Murder]

-10 points to Yards for thinking cockwaving is unnecessary.

[Jowy]

google image search results for "cockwaving"

http://www.canmag.com/images/front/movies2007/300-poster3.jpg

http://downsideupdesign.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/norton_thruxton_club_racer.jpg

Nothing phallic until 14 images in.

[Yar]

Turn off safe search. :p

[Marshall Banana]

Can we buy other members with these points? What are they for?

[The Man]

Red Wizard still posts occasionally on my message board, and I'm pretty sure I never got any points. Do I win?

[Jowy]

Turn off safe search. :p

eew twinks

[Del Murder]

+10 Red Wizard points to The Man for being the Man.

-10 Red Wizard points to The Man for being The Man.

banana - what if I told you Red Wizard points were used to buy various strawberry related merchandise?

[strawberryman]

banana - what if I told you Red Wizard points were used to buy various strawberry related merchandise?

..............What if one were to assassinate all other candidates for Red Wizard points?

[Leeza]

I definitely remember Red Wizard, but not how many points I had.

[Shlup]

I think I had like nine points.

[Marshall Banana]

banana - what if I told you Red Wizard points were used to buy various strawberry related merchandise?
=O

Will you give me some?

[Rantz]

Aww come on just give me some points, man!

[The Man]

+10 Red Wizard points to The Man for being the Man.

-10 Red Wizard points to The Man for being The Man.

http://fools-gold.org/forum/images/smilies/sadpanda.gif

[Jiro]

I don't remember Red Wizard points, but I remember Giga Guess Points.

[Bahamut2000X]

I remember who Red Wizard was back before it was cool to rememeber who Red Wizard was.

[Old Manus]

I'm not cool enough to remember Red Wizard. I get 5 points for admitting I'm not cool enough plox.

[Goldenboko]

This is obviously before my time, let's do it baby :cool:

[Bunny]

I remember them and my point total was zero.

[scrumpleberry]

What?

[Værn]

I do not remember red wizard points
But Im pretty sure my red wizard point total was zero

[Del Murder]

+20 points to whoever remembered; I don't feel like listing you out individually.

+10 more points to Bunny because I feel like listing him individually.

[Quindiana Jones]

Ahh, I remember RW! I'm totally for this. Also, my point total last time was 0.

That's 35 points in the bag. :)

[Del Murder]

Quin has the opportunity to gain 20 more points if he changes his name to Harle.

If anyone else wants to change their name to Harle they can receive 15 points.

[Quindiana Jones]

My troubled past regarding name changes has led me to vow never to change my name again. Sorry Del. :(

Having said that, it would be awesome if everyone changed their name to Harle. xD

[Psychotic]

I remember him and I also remember my points total (0).

[Ouch!]

I remember Red Wizard. I'm fairly certain I had no red wizard points.

[Fonzie]

No, I won't eat the queso again, not after last time. :lol:

[Caraliz]

If anyone else wants to change their name to Harle they can receive 15 points.
I request this.

[Quindiana Jones]

We need a scoreboard or something. I have no idea what's going on pointwise.

[Madame Adequate]

Yeah I'll take some points, thx

[Del Murder]

It's up to you to keep track of your points.

Currently Ouch! is in the lead with 65 points. He got 30 extra points for having a Red Wizard in his avatar.

In last place is Goldenboko with -10 points. You have some ground to make up!

[Bunny]

We need a scoreboard or something. I have no idea what's going on pointwise.

I currently have a table displaying the point totals for all members that have posted within this thread.

I will not share it because I believe this gives me an advantage over the competition.

[Blue Harvest]

This is obviously before my time, let's do it baby :cool:

[Marshall Banana]

My period started yesterday.

[Quindiana Jones]

By my reckoning I've got me 35 points. I'm assuming I'm gonna get bonus points if I get you more successful e-petitions? Yeah.

[Del Murder]

If you get a successful e-petition to get you more points then I'll consider it.

[Quindiana Jones]

Ack, you ballbag! Not worth it.

[Marshall Banana]

What a tease!

Shouldn't you know how to treat a girl?

[Del Murder]

I'm thinking of a number. I'll let 5 people take a guess at the number. The person with the highest guess gets 20 Red Wizard points.

[Depression Moon]

Red Wizard wha?

[The Man]

I'm thinking of a number. I'll let 5 people take a guess at the number. The person with the highest guess gets 20 Red Wizard points.

Infinity.

No, scratch that, aleph infinity. I'd say aleph aleph infinity but I'm pretty sure that's not allowed.

[qwertysaur]

I have 0 red wizard points.

But I do have the dissidia original soundtrack. :o :cactuar:

[Leeza]

76. Just a bit lower than infinity. :cat:

[qwertysaur]

A number to guess!

10000^{10000^{10000^{10000¹⁰⁰⁰⁰}}}

[Bunny]

16,728,684,139,149.

[Marshall Banana]

Hey, man! I remember! :cool:

eafigkgluttenbergfigbleaf?

- Levian

[Rantz]

aleph infinity + 1?

[Del Murder]

The number was 17. qwertyxsora had the highest guess since infinity isn't a number. Enjoy your 20 points.

Unscramble the following EoFF user name jumble. The first person to come up with the correct user name gets 25 points:

eleza

[Bunny]

leeza

[Quindiana Jones]

Azeel.

[Del Murder]

I'm sorry but those are incorrect.

[Quindiana Jones]

Lazee. As in, one who has been lasered.

[Bunny]

No, you're incorrect.

[Quindiana Jones]

Is it Miriel?

[Del Murder]

The correct answer was Lazee. Quin receives 25 points.

Please do not click the following spoiler. If you click it you lose 10 Red Wizard points. If you don't click it you gain 10 points.

You clicked it anyway. I like that initiative. Give yourself 20 points.

[Quindiana Jones]

Holy christ. (http://forums.eyesonff.com/members/lazee.html)

[Leeza]

Thanks. :)

[Del Murder]

I hope you all are keeping track of your points because I sure as hell aren't.

[Lawr]

I don't think I remember Red Wizard or any point system, therefore I had 0 points. Give me points, woman!

I'm also a Pirate Red Mage! Give me more points, woman!

edit
Plus the 20 for opening the spoiler. :D

[Quindiana Jones]

90.

[Freya]

Sweet I have 20 points now!

[The Man]

The number was 17. qwertyxsora had the highest guess since infinity isn't a number. Enjoy your 20 points.

smurf YOU YES IT IS


The correct answer was Lazee. Quin receives 25 points.

Please do not click the following spoiler. If you click it you lose 10 Red Wizard points. If you don't click it you gain 10 points.

You clicked it anyway. I like that initiative. Give yourself 20 points.

I quoted it rather than clicking on it in order to read its contents. Do I gain points for resourcefulness?

[Del Murder]

Sure.

[Quindiana Jones]

Come on, Del. Stop fannying around and give us a new way to gain points.

[Blue Harvest]

That's 20 points for me then :D

[Del Murder]

Quin just lost 10 points for complaining.

[Quindiana Jones]

I love Del because he is awesome and great in the sack.

[qwertysaur]

55 :cactuar:

[Lawr]

Sure.

--I'll take that as a "Sure, Pirate Red Mages get an extra 20 points for being so awesome. :monster: ," which puts me at 55. Tied with qwertster baby. :cactuar:

[Bunny]

By my calculations, I am so far ahead of everyone they have absolutely no chance of catch up and should probably just quit now.

[Quindiana Jones]

I still have 80 by my math. 35 for knowing RW and knowing my score, 25 for lazee, 10 for not clicking the spoiler, 20 for quoting and reading the spoiler, -10 for Del being a giant quif. :)

[Bahamut2000X]

45. I'm making a come back!

[Jessweeee♪]

I've never heard of these and I didn't read anything besides the first post. Do I get points for honesty?

o:

[Yar]

Jess gets 19 points even if they don't count! :p

[Jiro]

Should Del really be allowed to give out Red Wizard points? Seeing as, you know, they aren't his or anything. :tongue:

[Del Murder]

Hey Jiro, would 50 Red Wizard points make you forget you said that...

[Bunny]

I'll say it if he doesn't and my price is a little steeper.

[Jiro]

I'm sure that Del, as a fine and upstanding member of the community, has first been granted guardianship over the Red Wizard points by Mr R Wizard himself. So there's no need to bribe anyone (but I'll take some points, cool :D)

[Sir Lancealot]

Currently Ouch! is in the lead with 65 points. He got 30 extra points for having a Red Wizard in his avatar.


That's a Red Mage, not a Red Wizard.

Also, do I get the 15 points for knowing how many Red Wizard points I have, even through I'm too new to know who Mr R Wizard is?

[Del Murder]

+30 points to Lance for discovering that. And no, you don't.

[escobert]

I know who red wizard is and I'm pretty sure I didn't have any points.

[Caraliz]

I know who red wizard is and I'm pretty sure I didn't have any points.
+30 for cute butt!

[Lawr]

I know who red wizard is and I'm pretty sure I didn't have any points.
+30 for cute butt!

+30 for cute butt!

[Freya]

I know who red wizard is and I'm pretty sure I didn't have any points.
+30 for cute butt!

+30 for cute butt!

-30 for exploiting the cute butt points

[Caraliz]

I know who red wizard is and I'm pretty sure I didn't have any points.
+30 for cute butt!

+30 for cute butt!

-30 for exploiting the cute butt points
But Lekana!

[Loony BoB]

I remember Red Wizard and I'm pretty sure I had a whopping 0 Red Wizard points, but I could be wrong. I didn't care too much for point systems established by various members, but Red Wizard was a proper top member. I would be best pleased should he begin posting here again but, sadly, I really don't see it happening at all.

[Del Murder]

100 Red Wizard points to whoever could get him to post again!