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Vermachtnis
03-30-2009, 02:23 AM
If you were a mystical beast, what would you be?

The Summoner of Leviathan
03-30-2009, 03:58 AM
Phoenixes are pretty sweet, but so is Leviathan. THOUGH CALL :(

Bunny
03-30-2009, 04:47 AM
FUCKING DRAGON

Caraliz
03-30-2009, 04:49 AM
smurfing dragons yeahhh

rubah
03-30-2009, 04:50 AM
a demiguise I mean whut?

phoenix sounds pretty hardcore, I like the birds

Jessweeee♪
03-30-2009, 04:56 AM
I would be a Mew.

Yar
03-30-2009, 05:09 AM
Leprechaun. :( Short red heads really have no other choice.

Jessweeee♪
03-30-2009, 05:21 AM
Yars is a red head?

o:

escobert
03-30-2009, 05:24 AM
An evil fire imp and throw fire balls at you all!

LunarWeaver
03-30-2009, 05:26 AM
I want to be whatever Ursula is and be a super evil bitch.

Rantz
03-30-2009, 05:48 AM
I'd be a Mover (the little red ball enemies from some FF games) because they seem to lead very meaningful and fulfilling lives.

Værn
03-30-2009, 07:47 AM
I'd be an illithid. They're awesome.
Or a lich. They're also rather awesome.

Bunny
03-30-2009, 08:18 AM
I'd be an illithid. They're awesome.
Or a lich. They're also rather awesome.

Those are both more humanoid than beast-like in nature.

Loony BoB
03-30-2009, 10:21 AM
No matter what, I'd be screwed, what with all the governments trying to hunt me down or examine me or something. :( I'll take something that can be invisible if that works.

Alternatively, if I'm guaranteed free reign, I'm totally down with the dragons.

Blue Harvest
03-30-2009, 12:03 PM
If Pokemon are included I'd be a Charizard, Otherwise I'd be a badass fire breathing dragon that attacks towns and kidnaps princesses.

Fonzie
03-30-2009, 02:01 PM
Since everyone is choosing dragon, I want to be a double-dragon.

Madame Adequate
03-30-2009, 02:19 PM
Wyvern

o wat snap bitchis

Actually I just wanted attention :(

KRAKEN, BABY!

Darkswordofchaos
03-30-2009, 03:12 PM
I would pick big-foot/yetie but every one knows their real so ho about a shinx. Then i can keep my sexy face but have the body of a giant lion and be worshiped by egypt and riddle greeks :)

Bunny
03-30-2009, 03:17 PM
Since everyone is choosing dragon, I want to be a double-dragon.

Billy or Jimmy Lee?

Rocket Edge
03-30-2009, 04:12 PM
Chimera.

Psychotic
03-30-2009, 04:40 PM
My first instinct reaction to this thread was "A potato!"

You know you're no longer a kid when that's the best your imagination can come up with.

scrumpleberry
03-30-2009, 05:51 PM
a demiguise I mean whut?

x'DDDD

Shape-shifter.

If that's not allowed, fuckin' Chimaera.

Old Manus
03-30-2009, 06:40 PM
Gerald Ford

Værn
03-30-2009, 06:53 PM
I'd be an illithid. They're awesome.
Or a lich. They're also rather awesome.

Those are both more humanoid than beast-like in nature.
But they're still mythical D=

Fine then. A hydra.

The Summoner of Leviathan
03-30-2009, 07:59 PM
I'd be an illithid. They're awesome.
Or a lich. They're also rather awesome.

Those are both more humanoid than beast-like in nature.
But they're still mythical D=

Fine then. A hydra.

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y48/fading_into_reality/hydra.jpg?

Værn
03-30-2009, 08:15 PM
I'd be an illithid. They're awesome.
Or a lich. They're also rather awesome.

Those are both more humanoid than beast-like in nature.
But they're still mythical D=

Fine then. A hydra.

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y48/fading_into_reality/hydra.jpg?
http://www.wizards.com/dnd/images/MM35_gallery/MM35_PG156.jpg

theundeadhero
03-30-2009, 08:28 PM
If I was a unicorn I would get my horn stuck in your tree.

Rebellious Eagle
03-30-2009, 08:50 PM
I'd be a dragon. 8)

NeoTifa
03-30-2009, 11:25 PM
I'm already a succubus, so.... a human? :confused::confused:

Darkswordofchaos
03-31-2009, 12:08 AM
Sucubus=sexy

~*~Celes~*~
03-31-2009, 02:17 AM
Was your post supposed to rhyme with your thread title? xD

I'd be a mermaid, cherub, wood nymph, or water nymph.

I know they're all humanoid and not very beast-like, but they're my favorites.

If you prefer beast-like, I'll be a Pegasus.

Darkswordofchaos
03-31-2009, 05:35 PM
Was your post supposed to rhyme with your thread title? xD

I'd be a mermaid.

I'd be a vertimaid. Its like a mermaid but instead of it being top hajf human bottom half fish, its left half human right half fish

Heath
04-01-2009, 12:35 AM
Gerald Ford

Not a Welsh dragon?

qwertysaur
04-01-2009, 03:20 PM
Either Ivysaur, Espeon, or Lucario. :)

Darkswordofchaos
04-01-2009, 10:02 PM
Either Ivysaur, Espeon, or Lucario. :)



pshht pokemon are real this is for fake creatures ;)

blackmage_nuke
04-01-2009, 11:08 PM
God

Montoya
04-01-2009, 11:56 PM
Anoobi.

Gullick
04-05-2009, 04:58 PM
An angel =]

Fonzie
04-05-2009, 05:13 PM
God

Oh, you!

Tigmafuzz
04-06-2009, 02:37 AM
I'd be a mix of leviathan, phoenix, bahamut, zodiark, zeromus, neo-shinryu, neo ex-death, sephiroth, necron, alexander, ark, tarasque, tiamat, yiazmat, the nidhogg, jormungandr, lotan, the roc (not dwayne johnson "the rock" but the bird thing), odin, ifrit, shiva, ramuh, quetzalcoatl, the behemoth king, ganon, ganondorf, gigabowser, the ultimate chimera, edward elric (fullmetal alchemist), Raoul Duke, hulk hogan, mr. t, randy savage, andre the giant, inigo montoya (you killed my father, prepare to die), the great khali, charizard, mewtwo, lugia, ho-oh, suicune, entai, raikou, deoxys, rayquaza, palkia, dialga, jirachi, regigigas, celebi, giratina, arceus, zeedmillenniummon, apocalymon, imperialdramon (paladin mode), alphamon (ultimate warrior blade king dragon), daemon super ultimate, the egyptian god ra, the shinigami from death note, the entire justice league (from the unlimited series), and any other really powerful things you can think of in anime/cartoons/video games/manga/mythology/animal kingdom mutation things/carlos mencia's mind/my closet/a telephone booth/myanus (the country)/the freezer/this website//b//japan/(slash)/any other places you can think of to put in this long list of places/cheese. Not appearance-wise, but all of their powers put together without changing my appearance at all. I would be super-human, but with naturally platinum hair (actual platinum) and I could change shape. That counts as mythical, right?
...If not, I would be a flying monkey from the Wizard of Oz.

Caraliz
04-06-2009, 07:40 AM
Holy :bou::bou::bou::bou: shut up.
EDIT BY BoB: No, Liz, you shut up.

No BoB :(

Jiro
04-06-2009, 12:24 PM
I would totally be a ghost. Or, more preferably, able to turn into a ghost at will. That way I could take short cuts and scare the bejeezus out of people, while still being human.

Dragons are cool too.

The Summoner of Leviathan
04-06-2009, 07:12 PM
I would totally be a ghost. Or, more preferably, able to turn into a ghost at will. That way I could take short cuts and scare the bejeezus out of people, while still being human.

Dragons are cool too.

Danny Phantom?

Bunny
04-06-2009, 07:31 PM
I'd be a mix of leviathan, phoenix, bahamut, zodiark, zeromus, neo-shinryu, neo ex-death, sephiroth, necron, alexander, ark, tarasque, tiamat, yiazmat, the nidhogg, jormungandr, lotan, the roc (not dwayne johnson "the rock" but the bird thing), odin, ifrit, shiva, ramuh, quetzalcoatl, the behemoth king, ganon, ganondorf, gigabowser, the ultimate chimera, edward elric (fullmetal alchemist), Raoul Duke, hulk hogan, mr. t, randy savage, andre the giant, inigo montoya (you killed my father, prepare to die), the great khali, charizard, mewtwo, lugia, ho-oh, suicune, entai, raikou, deoxys, rayquaza, palkia, dialga, jirachi, regigigas, celebi, giratina, arceus, zeedmillenniummon, apocalymon, imperialdramon (paladin mode), alphamon (ultimate warrior blade king dragon), daemon super ultimate, the egyptian god ra, the shinigami from death note, the entire justice league (from the unlimited series), and any other really powerful things you can think of in anime/cartoons/video games/manga/mythology/animal kingdom mutation things/carlos mencia's mind/my closet/a telephone booth/myanus (the country)/the freezer/this website//b//japan/(slash)/any other places you can think of to put in this long list of places/cheese. Not appearance-wise, but all of their powers put together without changing my appearance at all. I would be super-human, but with naturally platinum hair (actual platinum) and I could change shape. That counts as mythical, right?
...If not, I would be a flying monkey from the Wizard of Oz.

No, not really.

Lawr
04-07-2009, 02:33 AM
:cactuar:

DarkBahamut
04-07-2009, 02:48 AM
My number 1 option is obviously a :choc:hocobo. I want every color chocobo.

My next two options are Bahamut and a :cactuar: I don't really care about a :moomba:.

Tigmafuzz
04-08-2009, 01:55 AM
I wonder what powers a purple chocobo would have?