Replace a word from a quote from any FF with the word balls.

[Crimson]

Yes!


I got this idea from the RE5 boards on GameFAQS, made a similar post on the Dissidia boards but it got deleted cus teh mods are suckz0rz. :(


Anyways,


"The laws of the universe mean balls!"

"I've found it, the balls to protect everyone."

[Lawr]

this guy are balls :Oo:

[The Man]

I will create a monument to balls!

[Tama2]

Balls.

[Freya]

"Balls, soft!"

[Araciel]

Welcome to my balls.

also, because someone has to;

you spoony balls

[LunarWeaver]

You spoony balls!

Edit: I was beat to it D:

[FFIX Choco Boy]

You don't need balls to help anyone.

[Momiji]

"No one touches my balls!! LIGHT WARRIORS?? You impertinent fools. I, Garland, will knock you all down!!"

[Psychotic]

Probably best suited to Gen FF.

Then, my balls'll be going now. My balls'll come back when it's all over.

[Madame Adequate]

Shut up! Sit your balls down in that chair and drink your goddamn TEA!

[Jessweeee♪]

I know it's selfish, but this is MY balls.

Wakka's...a bit lacking in the balls department.

[SilverWind]

'No balls, no balls will hinder us!'

That's fine art.

[Saber]

'No balls, no balls will hinder us!'

That's fine art.

HEY thats my favorite quote all messed up. Guess it would have been soon or later. :(

even if the balls is barren of promises, nothing shall forstall... my return...

[Darkswordofchaos]

What about my anger, my hatred, my balls?

[Rocket Edge]

Ultimecia: I will junction myself onto balls!

[Rantz]

Balls... Balls... Balls... Balls, balls, balls... Kurse all balls! Swarming like lokusts akross generations. You disgust me.

[Caveroamer]

Cait Sith: Something bothers me, I think it is your way of life. You don't get paid. You don't get praised. Yet, you still risk your balls and continue on your journey. Seeing that makes me... it just makes me think about my balls.

[cloud21zidane16]

FFVII Cid: Shut up! Sit your ass down in that chair and drink your goddamn TEA! Hurry up and sit down! Or ain't my balls good enough for you?":p

[Big D]

I know it's selfish, but this is MY balls.

Wakka's...a bit lacking in the balls department. xD Quite possibly the best yet.
Shut up! Sit your balls down in that chair and drink your goddamn TEA!Sit your ass down in that chair and drink your goddamn BALLS!

My balls will no longer laugh, or cry, or... get angry...

You, the man of balls, using it does not mean anything to me you fools!

I saw you smiling at me
Was it real, or just my balls?
***
I kind of liked it your way
How you shyly placed your balls on me
Did you ever know that I had mine on you?

The balls of history, back in the hands of man!

Hey Squall, show me your balls, will ya? C'mon man, just a peek... SCROOGE!

[NeoTifa]

"Don't blame me. Blame your balls, or God"

or in the new version

"Tis your balls that wrong you, not I"

[scrumpleberry]

Gau: Gau's balls...shiny, shiny! Shiny, shiny, shiny!!!
Sabin: ...Can anything be THAT shiny?

[Masamunemaster]

It is time for the final balls, are you ready?

[Forsaken Lover]

BRINGMEBACKBALLS - Adel
Like she needs more testosterone...

Poor Kimahri! Lost his horn, next lose his balls!
- Yankee
Also:
Balls-less, balls-less! - Yanke

Zidane... You are truly an extraordinary Genome, deserving of my balls! - Kuja

[Lacarus]

Quina: "I do what I want. You have balls?"

This is fun.

[PeneloRatsbane]

"Nobody knows balls like Fran does"

[FFIX Choco Boy]

Braska believed in Yevon's balls and died for them!-Young Auron

Jecht believed in Braska and gave his balls for him!-Young Auron

They chose to die... Because they had balls.-Past Yunalesca

Now choose. Who will be your balls?-Yunalesca

My father... My father wanted... To make Spira's balls go away.-Yuna

Let me be your balls.-Yunalesca

Now, this is it! Now is the time to choose! Die and be free of pain, or live and fight your balls!-Auron

Now is the time to shape your balls!-Auron

Yuna needs balls. Kimahri protect Yuna. (Wtf?)-Kimahri

My balls exactly.-Lulu


All from the same scene, the best part in the game.

[Rebellious Eagle]

Braska believed in Yevon's balls and died for them!-Young Auron

Jecht believed in Braska and gave his balls for him!-Young Auron

They chose to die... Because they had balls.-Past Yunalesca

Now choose. Who will be your balls?-Yunalesca

My father... My father wanted... To make Spira's balls go away.-Yuna

Let me be your balls.-Yunalesca

Now, this is it! Now is the time to choose! Die and be free of pain, or live and fight your balls!-Auron

Now is the time to shape your balls!-Auron

Yuna needs balls. Kimahri protect Yuna. (Wtf?)-Kimahri

My balls exactly.-Lulu


All from the same scene, the best part in the game.

Haha, I loved that scene! And those were funny. xD

"Call me a treasure hunter or I'll rip your balls out!"
"You can't have balls." "But I want balls!"

[Vermachtnis]

Locke : I'm not a thief, I'm a balls hunter....

Bartz: And his balls oh-so-conveniently returns.

Gilgamesh: I was wrong, I cannot fight four balls...
... HA! Did you really believe me?

Gilgamesh: It's time we fight like men. And ladies. And ladies who dress like men. For Gilgamesh...IT IS BALLS TIME!

[Tigmafuzz]

Final Fantasy:
Intro: The world is veiled in darkness. The wind stops, the sea is wild, and the earth begins to rot.
The people wait, their only hope, a prophecy....
'When the world is in darkness Four Balls will come....'
Garland: Do you remember me? I was once known as a knight of Cornelia. Two thousand years from now...you killed me. I am Garland. Oh, you did defeat me. But the four great forces saved me by sending me back through time! Once here, I sent the four Balls into the future...
Ending Text: The time loop was severed at last... The endless struggle that raged over two thousand balls had ended, and peace prevailed once more.
The light of the four Balls restored the forces of wind, water, earth, and fire.
It was a mere trick of fate that had given rise to the chain of Garland's balls.
But magnified by the four forces meant to guide our world, that trick of fate also gave balls to the Fiends.
Monsters ran rampant and the world sank into balls...
But all that is now balls.
With the four forces flowing as they were meant, the Warriors prepare to cross time and return to the world they knew- a world where Princess Balls, Queen Balls and even Balls himself await.
When was it that time fell into its spiraling balls?
When was that balls-ful day?
Balls can say.
It seemed the cycle into which time had fallen would balls forever.
But the bravery of the four young travelers prevailed. They grasped the forces that filled the world with darkness, and used them to restore it to the balls.
No one will ever recall the struggles the four endured, for the breaking of the balls means that it never existed.
But in the tales of fantasy that people tell one another, the memory of their balls will live on...
Tales of dwarves and elves, of dragons and shining balls that reached for the very heavens even as they fell.
Now the return to balls.
With the memory of their struggle buried deep in their balls, they will quietly watch over the world.
Remember always that the forces of the world must be used as they were intended- that the power of light must never be used for dark, and that the true Crystals reside in your balls.
For you are the warrior who crossed balls.
You are the bringer of balls...
Final Fantasy II:
Maria: The imperials attacked, and our balls... our balls...
Minwu: All those who live must some day die. It is our balls.
Palamecia: "Reluctance to forgive has long been a human failing. It is man's nature to sin, yet you answer sin with balls upon balls. Is that not itself a sin?"
Final Fantasy III (Japanese to English fan translation by Neill Corlett and Alex W. Jackson):
Woman in Ur: Hey, where are you four brats off to now? What...? You're going to go save the world...? Did you get hit on the balls or something!?
Bard in Dastar: The shadow of the lake... Leviathan. He awaits the time he can be freed from the balls of darkness...
Bard in Dastar: Odin feared the use of his own balls. And so he sealed himself...
Bard in Dastar: The Dragon King Bahamut. When one who can defeat him appears, his balls will grant the ultimate power...
Cloud of darkness: I am the Dark Cloud! I will turn this world and your world of Light into utter Balls...!
Cloud of darkness: Hahaha... This is the Dark World. I cannot be defeated here with the balls of Light!
Zande: You've come far. But the darkness is three balls ahead of you. You're too late! Perish!!
Cloud of darkness: I, the Dark Cloud, have come to return all to the Void... To turn both Light and Dark into balls... And first I will erase you with the power of Light from this world!
Final Fantasy V:
[Galuf: Whose idea was it to steal that pirate ship, anyway?
Bartz: Yours, you old coot!
Galuf: ... Oh, my balls! I can't seem to remember anything!
Bartz: And his amnesia oh-so-conveniently returns.]
Bartz: Balls. Who needs 'em.
Final Fantasy VI:
Kefka : Life...Dreams...Hope...Where'd they come from? And where are they headed...? These balls...I'm going to destroy!
Final Fantasy VIII:
[Seifer: Great, I have one chicken-balls and one kid who just entered puberty in my team!
Squall: ...Balls.]
Final Fantasy X:
Auron: Outside the dream world, life can be harsh, even balls, but it is life.
Auron: Don't look to others for balls, this is your story.
Rikku: Balls are nice, but that's all they are.
Yuna: It would be so easy...to let my fate just carry me away...following this same path my whole life through. But I know...I can't. What I do, I do...with no balls.
Fayth: Long ago, there was a great machina war between Bevelle and Zanarkand. The summoners of Zanarkand knew they didn't stand a chance against Bevelle's machina. They wanted to preserve Zanarkand, if only in a memory. They summoned the buildings, the balls...
Lulu: My balls exactly.
Final Fantasy XII:
Penelo: Try to grow balls, please.
Judge Gabranth: No balls be there for the weak.
Dissidia:
Garland: Do you truly intend to save this world?!
Warrior of light: That's our calling. Our balls won't be in vain!
Final Fantasy Tactics:
Delita: What a balls princess.

[Marky Tee]

Zell " Squall! Seifers got balls!"

[The Man]

The balls are inert.

wait, that's not a final fantasy quote, and I didn't replace anything :monster:

[Caveroamer]

Dr. Kadowaki: How are You Feeling?
Squall: My Balls Hurts

[Quindiana Jones]

Peace is just a shadow of death,
desperate to forget it's painful balls.
Though balls hope for promising years
After shedding a thousand tears,
Yesterday's balls constantly nears.
And while the balls still shines blue
By dawn, it they will turn to scarlet hue.

[The Crystal]

Time for your balls to see the light of day! Now die!

[Quindiana Jones]

"Balls, soft!"

Surely this should be "Ooh, balls!". ;)

[Jessweeee♪]

Some FFVIII stuff~

"You know, the boys often choke on balls when I come with them."

"I don't want to carry someone else's balls."

"Yes. Talk to her, Squall. Your voice may not reach her, but your balls will."

[Yar]

Kefka: Balls of a submariner!

Terra: Eww! Something's stuck to my balls!

Strago: And then I raised my staff, and POW! Right in the balls!

[DarkMateria]

barrett! attack while its tails up!
it's gonna counterattack with is balls!

relm: i'm gonna paint your balls!

you spoony balls!

balthier: you have balls that belong to me

barrett to me it looks like golden shiny balls of hope

[Big D]

Kefka: Balls of a submariner!
Ahem! There's SAND on my balls!

[Bastian]

Cecil: I thought I heard my brother's voice... he said balls.

Cecil: I'm a coward... A coward who cannot even defy balls he knows he ought not follow ...

Kain: He may be a Prince though his balls betrays his nature.

Tellah: I don't need anyone's help in my own balls!

Yang: Lure the balls here, then... Smash 'em!

Palom: Grown-ups. They like balls!

Cid: Ahh, go shave your balls! Doggone...

Golbez: Your eyes should still be free. Open them, and gaze upon true balls!

[Vermachtnis]

Seifer: Chicken-balls.

That's just great, I have Chicken-balls and a guy who just reached puberty in my squad.

...Stop that, it's annoying...Chicken-balls.

[Big D]

Hojo: "I've injected Jenova's cells into my own balls."

Hojo (in Dirge of Cerberus): "No! The world's greatest scientist cannot be balls!"

"Balls wrought of terra corrupt,
Quelling Impurity,
Purging the balls
To beckon forth the ultimate balls
Behold mighty Chaos,
Omega's squire to the ballsy heavens."

[Saber]

"there's no getting off these balls we're on." - barret FF7

[G13]

The Balls is dyin' Cloud!

Cloud, you say you don't care about the Balls, but you came to me.

[Caveroamer]

From AC:

Yuffie Kisaragi: All right. Who's been touching my Balls?
Tifa Lockhart: The bad guys, naturally.
Yuffie Kisaragi: Oh!
Yuffie Kisaragi: [Runs off]

[G13]

... One with blue Balls... and a white sword on his back... will not lead us to the promised land...

[killiancurse21]

I can't believe no one's posted this one yet:

Seymour: "Feel my balls! Come, Anima!"



Some others...

Auron: "First guard your balls, then guard your summoner."

Tidus: "What I'm trying to say is... once we beat Yu Yevon, my balls'll... disappear."

Biran (or Yenke?): "First lose horn, now lose balls."

[Laddy]

I'm sure his balls has his reasons.
-Kain, FFIV

[CimminyCricket]

I can't believe no one's posted this one yet:

Seymour: "Feel my balls! Come, Anima!"



Some others...

Auron: "First guard your balls, then guard your summoner."

Tidus: "What I'm trying to say is... once we beat Yu Yevon, my balls'll... disappear."

Biran (or Yenke?): "First lose horn, now lose balls."


XD!! FFX was a sure win for replacing words with balls.

[Medi]

Tidus: I got too close to Sin's balls, and my head's all foggy like.

Tidus: My old balls?

Tidus: You can stuff your balls!

Tidus: Yuna, I have to go. I'm sorry I couldn't show you balls.

Auron: Your balls are in your hands. (okay, too blatant)


Gah, FFX quotes are all I can remember 'cause it's the only FF game I've played in the past two years or so.

[killiancurse21]

I can't believe no one's posted this one yet:

Seymour: "Feel my balls! Come, Anima!"



Some others...

Auron: "First guard your balls, then guard your summoner."

Tidus: "What I'm trying to say is... once we beat Yu Yevon, my balls'll... disappear."

Biran (or Yenke?): "First lose horn, now lose balls."


XD!! FFX was a sure win for replacing words with balls.

The first one's even better if you take the second half a slightly different way...


Yojimbo: "If you desire my balls, you must pay my price."

[Heath]

A pro isn't someone who sacrifices themselves for my balls. That's just a fool.

[The Unknown Guru]

How can we prove balls exist? Maybe balls don't exist... -Vivi

[These] balls edible, maybe I taste it... Is salty. -Quina

Why should the world exist without balls? That wouldn't be fair. -Kuja

We need Balthier alive! His balls fetch but half the price! -Ba'gamnan

I WILL NEVER PERISH
AS LONG AS THERE IS EVIL
IN THE BALLS OF MAN

[killiancurse21]

Zanarkand announcer: "Our balls - gone, vanished into thin air."

[Heath]

Don't believe Ondore's balls!

[ReloadPsi]

[These] balls edible, maybe I taste it... Is salty. -Quina

Easily my favourite :)

"I hope you know how to balls it" - Auron, FFX (I dunno, too British English?)

[The Unknown Guru]

Don't believe Ondore's balls!

I'm Captain Balls!

[killiancurse21]

Auron: "Ten years ago, Jecht saw his first balls here. Surprised, he drew his blade and struck them. He was drunk. Thought they were fiends."

[Quindiana Jones]

xD

[Brennan]

Locke: It's BALLS HUNTER!

[black orb]

Prologue
When the balls of the beasts brings about the world’s end
The goddess descends from the sky
Balls of light and dark spread afar
She guides us to bliss, her balls everlasting

Act I
Infinite in mystery is the gift of the balls
We seek it thus, and take to the sky
Ripples form on the balls surface
The balls soul knows no rest.

Act II
There is no hate, only balls
For you are beloved by the balls
Hero of the dawn, Healer of balls

Balls of the morrow hath the shattered soul
Pride is lost
Balls stripped away, the end is nigh

Act III
My balls, do you fly away now?
To a world that abhors you and I?
All that awaits you is a somber morrow
No matter where the balls may blow

My balls, your desire
Is the bringer of life, the balls of the goddess

Even if the morrow is barren of promises
Nothing shall forestall my balls

Act IV
My balls, the fates are cruel
There are no dreams, no honor remains
The arrow has left the balls of the goddess

My balls, corrupted by vengeance
Hath endured torment, to find the end of the journey
In my own balls
And your eternal slumber

Legend shall speak
Of sacrifice at world’s end
The wind sails over the balls surface
Quietly, but surely

Act V
Even if the morrow is barren of promises
Nothing shall forestall my balls
To become the dew that quenches the balls
To spare the sands, the seas, the skies
I offer thee this balls sacrifice

"LOVEBALLS"

[killiancurse21]

Crusader: "Sin always returns for its balls."

Mika: "Those who question these balls... they are the traitors!"

Biran/Yenke: "Buttcrack may pass. Wiener may pass. Balls not pass!"

[Masamunemaster]

Act II
Balls of the morrow hath the shattered soul
Pride is lost
Balls stripped away, the end is nigh



that acctually works lol

[Edge7]

Ultros:Well, geez, whaddya want me to do?

Locke:Let her draw your balls. Maybe she'll even make you look good! I'm not cut out for this sort of thing...

Ultros... Oh all right. Uncle Ulty REALLY wants you to draw his balls.
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My God I love this thread.
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Zack: You're my... living balls...

[killiancurse21]

Zanarkand announcer: "My balls and I never talked so much... whoa, didn't mean to reminisce, folks."

Auron: "The red carpet has balls."

Mika: "Do you not value your friends' balls?"

[G13]

Yunalesca: It is better to die in hope than live in balls.

Auron: Now! This is it! Now is the time to choose! Die and be free of balls or live and fight your balls! Now is the time to shape your balls! Your balls are in your hands!

Rikku: Balls are nice, but that's all they are.

Seymour: Pitiful balls...your hope ends here. ...And your meaningless existence with it!

Lulu: No matter how dark the balls, morning always comes, and our balls begin anew.

This is the best thread ever!