Hahaha! April Fools! You suck!

[~*~Celes~*~]

So, it's April Fool's day in my timezone! Has been for about 8 minutes now =P

TOPIC: What are your April Fool's plans?

I'll be cowering in fear over this worm thingie. ;-;

[Yar]

The same as everyday. :crying2:

Oh I might /wrists for the lols.

[LunarWeaver]

I think April Fools Day is retarded because I'm an old bastard that hates fun. I don't do anything to anybody, and nobody does anything to me because it only pisses me off.

[~*~Celes~*~]

The same as everyday. :crying2:

Oh I might /wrists for the lols.

:nonono:

[Bunny]

fuck :bou::bou::bou::bou: :bou::bou::bou::bou: fuck fuck fuck fuck CONFICKER :bou::bou::bou::bou: god damn fuck fuck fuck

[Jessweeee♪]

I was gonna do the pacman prank at school but in order to finish the costumes in time I would literally have to sew all day every day, so we're putting it off :P

[Værn]

I should try catching a ton of crickets tonight and let them loose inside of the school. But I don't think they're out yet, I don't hear them D=
Though I do know where there's a huge anthill I may be able to harvest... though I don't know if they're regular nice ants or aggressive ants that will kill people, tear their heads off, and then feast on their brains...

[Vermachtnis]

I'm gonna knock on people's door and when they answer I'm gonna ask "What they want? Why did you knock on my door?"

[rubah]

Hmm, I plan on registering for classes. Wouldn't it be a grand joke if, after selecting mine and completing it, I did a massive search to lock up the database for everyone else? hmmmmmmmmmmm

[Levian]

I was bored at 3 AM so I:

replaced all the knives, forks and spoons with chopsticks,
put shaving cream on my roomies crackers,
wrapped up all her food in aluminum foil like presents,
put a bucket of water outside her door which she hopefully knocked over when she woke up,
put a traffic cone in the shower,
put salt and coffee in her cereal which she definitely had a mouthful of this morning,
sent a fake letter from our landlord to another roomie urging her to move out in 6 days as she's not a student,
put a hot dog in a condom and hanged it on her door.

Yeah, I was a bit bored and I didn't have many resources, but I managed allright. Today I will make a pancake and slap it over people's face and say "April Fools, bitch!"

[Old Manus]

Where's the annual EoFF prank :O

I LOOK FORWARD TO THIS DAY ALL YEAR GODDAMIT AND THIS IS WHAT YOU GIVE ME

[Jiro]

I did nothing but avoid pranks all day, not that it is hard when you're on a school camp. Though one guy did put clingwrap on the toilet seat, but we left before it was put to use.

I'm going to play jokes on people tomorrow instead, because I can say I'm working on another time zone and outsmart them while I'm pranking them :D

[blackmage_nuke]

Slap people who try to disrupt my day. I was taught to never use my fists.

[captkrill]

I slipped a blow up doll in place of me in bed for my gf to roll over to. She should be waking up right about now.

[Momiji]

Adblock is a wonderful tool.

[Psychotic]

This is pretty NSFW, so I'll spoiler it, but my favourite April Fool's prank is (SPOILER)

Don't try that one at home, kids! :greenie:

[Flying Mullet]

Ouch Psy, that's pretty harsh. :(

[Rantz]

Someone did that to me once. I fell for it three times in a row. :(

[Flying Mullet]

Fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, shame on me; fool me thrice, shame on Rantzien.

[Rantz]

Fool me you can't get fooled again!

[qwertysaur]

Today, I'll be doing homework. Lots of homework :(

[Rocket Edge]

Have sex with someones mother so I could say 'UR MOM!!' on April fools.

[~*~Celes~*~]

I'm gonna knock on people's door and when they answer I'm gonna ask "What they want? Why did you knock on my door?"

OLOL epic :D

A video to go with this post:

YouTube - Balls Of Steel - Neg's Urban Sports - Knock And Don't Run (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uoxcZiWK79c)

[NeoTifa]

Hide from Conficker.C *shuddres*

[Levian]

Where's the annual EoFF prank :O

I LOOK FORWARD TO THIS DAY ALL YEAR GODDAMIT AND THIS IS WHAT YOU GIVE ME

This is how it usually goes:

Each year someone makes a thread in the staff forum proposing to pull a prank and each year someone says "No, it's no use, we're never going to top the 2005 one" and then someone else says "How about the prank this year is that we don't pull a prank? :D" and then someone agrees and then we forget all about the thread until april 1st, when one of the admins does some random stuff at the last minute.

[NeoTifa]

What was 2005 again?

[Jessweeee♪]

Guys, my computer exploded.

HAHAHA JUST KIDDING I'M RIGHT HERE TYPING

[Psychotic]

Each year someone makes a thread in the staff forum proposing to pull a prank and each year someone says "No, it's no use, we're never going to top the 2005 one" and then someone else says "How about the prank this year is that we don't pull a prank? :D" and then someone agrees and then we forget all about the thread until april 1st, when one of the admins does some random stuff at the last minute.Fucking seriously.

[Levian]

NeoTifa:

There's a lot of threads about it in the April Fools forum. Basically Kishi got banned for posting a hentai image and then the staff got split in two halves, the side that was against the banning and the ones that were for the banning, and then a bunch of staffers quit and blah blah drama drama. It was pretty a pretty elaborate prank and only a fair few saw through it.

[Linus]

Where's the annual EoFF prank :O

I LOOK FORWARD TO THIS DAY ALL YEAR GODDAMIT AND THIS IS WHAT YOU GIVE ME

This is how it usually goes:

Each year someone makes a thread in the staff forum proposing to pull a prank and each year someone says "No, it's no use, we're never going to top the 2005 one" and then someone else says "How about the prank this year is that we don't pull a prank? :D" and then someone agrees and then we forget all about the thread until april 1st, when one of the admins does some random stuff at the last minute.

And this is why I maintain I should have been made a Knight in 2001 instead of Gau.

[Old Manus]

Oh, that was the 2005 one? I didn't understand any of that when it was happening. I think the redirecting all pages to the forums home was so simple, yet so effective. I think Kathryn got banned on that day too.

EDIT: or was all that the same year?

[Flying Mullet]

when one of the admins does some random stuff at the last minute.
Glad I can help keep the tradition alive.

[scrumpleberry]

No plans! I can't pull pranks on people and make it funny, because I feel really guilty if I think about it too hard. I can punch people spontaneously I guess.

[Værn]

Today, I'll be doing homework. Lots of homework :(

Right. I've heard that one before. I'm not falling for it. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1jsYhBjyaMI)

[Purcifur]

i totally forgot it was april fools. thank goodness no ones pranked me yet. and i'm home alone so there's no way it can be done! hahahahah. unless the hamster gets sneaky O.o april fools! the hamster got out! NOOOOOOO

[Yar]

Everytime I pull an April Fools prank I get yelled at. :( I just don't do them anymore. :(

[Marshall Banana]

Where's the annual EoFF prank :O

I LOOK FORWARD TO THIS DAY ALL YEAR GODDAMIT AND THIS IS WHAT YOU GIVE ME

This is how it usually goes:

Each year someone makes a thread in the staff forum proposing to pull a prank and each year someone says "No, it's no use, we're never going to top the 2005 one" and then someone else says "How about the prank this year is that we don't pull a prank? :D" and then someone agrees and then we forget all about the thread until april 1st, when one of the admins does some random stuff at the last minute.
Tsk.

Old people.

[Lawr]

PSYCHOTIC FOR ADMIN 2009

[Psychotic]

I know right! I chose to disassociate myself with the rest of the staff's joke because they are lameoids.

'cept Mullet.

[Bunny]

He's a super lameoid, right?

[Aerith's Knight]

He's also lame, but Psy wants to borrow his huge stack of porn confidence.

[Marshall Banana]

Eyes on Nursing Homes.

[NeoTifa]

My car pulled a great one on me. It saidd "Ha ha you dumb bish! April Fools! No gas!" and I almost missed my classes because I had no money.

[Caraliz]

Gau sucks. Linus for admin!

[Jiro]

He won't have time to admin once he's got his new job ;)

[Tigmafuzz]

Eyes on Nursing Homes.
Eyes on Psy's Pies

[DarkBahamut]

I always do a lame April Fool's joke. I tell the person I'm moving to Dallas. Yes. Lame.

This year I also got like 17 people saying, "Check your zipper, dude!" Half of those people were caught during PE. With their PE shorts on.