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Purcifur
04-02-2009, 06:59 PM
It's here... A big black nasty looking foreign to me spider just reminded me that with good weather... comes the creepy crawlies. Yuck
How do you guys feel about those 8 legged beasts?

Rantz
04-02-2009, 07:01 PM
I don't even give 1 poop about them! I don't really find them scary and there are much better animals to love. Like whales. :kaohappy:

rubah
04-02-2009, 07:02 PM
I'm okay with them if they're not 1) visibly poisonous or 2) coming towards me.

There's a graph of the US in terms of brown recluse population, and guess what state is in the exact center of it.

Momiji
04-02-2009, 07:07 PM
I hate spiders.

scrumpleberry
04-02-2009, 07:17 PM
I always feel like it's the flies and bees and wasps over here. Yuckkkckkkc.

Vermachtnis
04-02-2009, 07:17 PM
You go squish now!

Jessweeee♪
04-02-2009, 07:20 PM
As long as they aren't poisonous :|

I saw a spider standing right in front of an exit at school, I'm sure the poor thing is squashed by now.

Purcifur
04-02-2009, 08:01 PM
I used to love the little buggers when I was a kid.
Then a biiiig black and yellow one was in my garden. I thought he was so cool so I'd throw bug into his web and stuff for him. My parents were concerned because never in all their lives had they seen a spider that looked like that! So, they looked him up on the internet and found out that he wasn't native to the area naturally, and he was very poisonous. It was since then I sort of lost my trust for them. Now I'm worried they're all going to be poisonous. :( That's why I hate spiders now.

Goldenboko
04-02-2009, 08:02 PM
As long as I got something to smush'um with. Some people just straight up palm then or big-toe them, but not me!

Yar
04-02-2009, 08:13 PM
I scream like a little bitch if I see a spider.

Parker
04-02-2009, 08:17 PM
I have no problem at all with spiders. Although where I live there are no dangerous ones so it's all good.

Balzac
04-02-2009, 08:23 PM
There's no dagerous spiders here, but I'd prefere them to be away from me.

Crimson
04-02-2009, 09:46 PM
They might be small, hairy and powerful!


BUT




CAN THEY WITHSTAND THE POWER OF THE ALMIGGHTY SLIPPER BEATING?

Rocket Edge
04-02-2009, 11:04 PM
Spiders, the outcasts of the insect world. I don't really mind them.

Meat Puppet
04-02-2009, 11:53 PM
They’re pretty cool but also sometimes pretty bad.

DarkBahamut
04-03-2009, 12:00 AM
They might be small, hairy and powerful!


BUT




CAN THEY WITHSTAND THE POWER OF THE ALMIGGHTY SLIPPER BEATING?

:lol: Naw, it's all about getting scared of them, then chucking a massive, decorated, glass jar at them 7 meters away from them.

Slothy
04-03-2009, 12:07 AM
Pretty severe arachnophobia here. Not too bad if there small and I have something to squish them with, but when they're big enough that their legs are anything other than a tiny black line, I start to get worried.

Caraliz
04-05-2009, 04:36 AM
Hate them. Used to cry and scream when I'd see them in the shower and get Bert to kill them.

Jiro
04-05-2009, 04:47 AM
I dislike spiders. I once had a highly poisonous one on my back and ever since I've been deathly afraid of them.

If I know they aren't poisonous, I'm all good though.

Yar
04-05-2009, 04:48 AM
I met a spider in my shower today and it scared me. :(

Madame Adequate
04-05-2009, 04:52 AM
If Hitler had committed genocide against spiders, he'd be a hero, not a villain.

Værn
04-05-2009, 05:21 AM
It's hilarious that I'm the only one out of nearly twenty people who voted to love spiders.
Until a spider put me in the hospital, I have no reason to dislike them. There's actually a reason why I find spiders less threatening than waffles.

~*~Celes~*~
04-05-2009, 07:10 PM
I scream like a little bitch if I see a spider.

This.

Misfit
04-05-2009, 07:15 PM
I have a phobia of insects, so yeah. NO.

rubah
04-05-2009, 07:27 PM
but Shay, they're arachnids! They EAT insects :DDDDD and that is why milfy is so wrong >:[

Shlup
04-05-2009, 08:55 PM
I don't know how this arachnophobia developed, but every time I see a spider I get all fight-or-flighty. A few weeks ago I was driving on the freeway when one spun down it's web right in front of my face and I almost crashed. Then after it was gone I almost vomited, 'cause that reaction invariably hits me shortly after the panic.

It's really fucking annoying. My rational mind likes spiders.

Madame Adequate
04-06-2009, 04:17 AM
but Shay, they're arachnids! They EAT insects :DDDDD and that is why milfy is so wrong >:[

I've yet to meet the INSECT who was an alien freak :nonono: Spiders on the other hand... well let's just say "Earth First" and "No Invaders" and leave it at that.

Misfit
04-06-2009, 04:30 AM
but Shay, they're arachnids! They EAT insects :DDDDD and that is why milfy is so wrong >:[

arachnophobia**

UGH GROSS MONSTERS

stupid Face with his gross pictures of them >:O

rubah
04-06-2009, 05:05 AM
but Shay, they're arachnids! They EAT insects :DDDDD and that is why milfy is so wrong >:[

I've yet to meet the INSECT who was an alien freak :nonono: Spiders on the other hand... well let's just say "Earth First" and "No Invaders" and leave it at that.

I give you. . .

Jerusalem cricket
http://bugguide.net/images/cache/BLSZOLKZWL8R3ZMROZ5RLH8RTZ0RRHSRULSRDZYLYZ0RFZZZ6LKR2LZZTLIZNLMR9LFLELKRELZZ9LJLDZGRDL7Z.jpg

Centipede
http://blog.lib.umn.edu/whit1019/centipedes/House_centipede.jpg

Antlion
http://www.waynesthisandthat.com/images/antlion.jpg

Hornet
http://www.virginmedia.com/images/hornet431x300.jpg

Grasshopper
http://www.cirrusimage.com/Orthoptera/grasshopper_head.jpg

*hides*

Madame Adequate
04-06-2009, 05:08 AM
Look like the kind of guys I could hang out and have some beers with tbqh

rubah
04-06-2009, 05:14 AM
good, you do that >:[ then while they're all in your country, i stop all international trade so they never come back.

Madame Adequate
04-06-2009, 05:29 AM
See, spiders who go around killing cool guys like those dudes, they're just showing how UTTERLY EVIL spiders are.

It's like shooting Jimi Hendrix and Johnny Cash.

Caraliz
04-06-2009, 07:33 AM
want spiders to dieeee. bf won't kill them but i have to man up

rubah
04-06-2009, 03:11 PM
Shooting dead people? :confused:

Madame Adequate
04-06-2009, 04:26 PM
Shooting dead people? :confused:

Well yeah.

How else you gonna get rid of zombies?

Bunny
04-06-2009, 04:44 PM
Shooting dead people? :confused:

Well yeah.

How else you gonna get rid of zombies?

lock them in a movie theater and put on titanic

rubah
04-08-2009, 06:26 AM
Shooting dead people? :confused:

Well yeah.

How else you gonna get rid of zombies?

http://www.snowy-day.net/stuff/art/silly/agreetodisagree.jpg

Lawr
04-08-2009, 06:30 AM
Shooting dead people? :confused:

Well yeah.

How else you gonna get rid of zombies?

http://www.snowy-day.net/stuff/art/silly/agreetodisagree.jpg

Blunt weapons are obviously what she would use.

rubah
04-08-2009, 06:32 AM
btw, don't look at this if you get grossed out by spiders:
File:A geniculata skin.gif - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:A_geniculata_skin.gif)

Caraliz
04-08-2009, 01:23 PM
I surely won't.

o_O
04-08-2009, 02:45 PM
Dear Shalyn,

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v92/ifiredanuke/camelspider.jpg

Best regards,
Face.

:)

Madame Adequate
04-08-2009, 03:03 PM
This thread is solidifying A) My hatred of spiders and B) My need to wear huge heavy boots at all times.

Also, smurf you all. Smurf you all hard.

Lawr
04-08-2009, 04:29 PM
Oh Face, being great and whatnot. Shay I was going to post a picture of a camel spider bite, but I decided not to... I guess anyone brave enough to look that up on Google images can! Just be happy your hand is not decomposing while you're still alive. :bigsmile:

Misfit
04-08-2009, 04:46 PM
Jerks ;_____;

scrumpleberry
04-08-2009, 05:19 PM
Oh Face, being great and whatnot. Shay I was going to post a picture of a camel spider bite, but I decided not to... I guess anyone brave enough to look that up on Google images can! Just be happy your hand is not decomposing while you're still alive. :bigsmile:

Fucking hell.

Okay so if I see a camel spider I will run very far away or kill it with fire.

They aren't true spiders though :o

Caraliz
04-09-2009, 02:42 AM
I hate you Face.

nik0tine
04-09-2009, 03:23 AM
Spiders are a little too frightening for my tastes.