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Ouch!
04-07-2009, 06:02 AM
Once again, it’s time for the biannual Screen Name Competition! I know, I know. I can barely keep my excitement contained, too. That exclamation point at the end of my name? Yeah, that’s because of this tournament. New to EoFF? Wondering what the SNC is? Let’s go to my good friend copy/paste for answers!

For those of you unfamiliar with the competition, 128 screen names vie for the grand title of greatest screen name ever—or at least the best on EoFF. Competitors are divided into eight brackets of sixteen screen names, in which they’re divided into eight different match-ups. You (ideally) select one name from each match-up. The screen name with the majority of votes wins the match-up and moves ahead to the next round. For a more detailed history, check the wiki.

There will be seven rounds in this tournament, and so as to not prolong this too much, I’m gonna go ahead and make each round last about two days (so the tournament as a whole lasts two weeks). Ties will be broken by a randomly selected member who has not already voted (and by randomly selected, I mean I’m just going to pick a name off of the list of people who are currently online while I’m tallying the votes). With all that aside, let’s throw down the rules.

The Rules
1. Don’t post your votes.
2. PM your votes to Ouch!.
3. Vote for one name in each match-up in each bracket (you should have eight names left in each bracket).
4. If you do not wish to vote for a specific match-up (for example, you do not want to vote for or against yourself), just omit it from your votes.
5. Please vote for a majority of the match-ups.
6. Title PMs accordingly for easy recognition (Psychotic is apparently exempted from this rule).
7. If you wish to change your votes, title the PM “Vote Changes” and list only the votes you wish to change.

A handful of people have had trouble with the bracket-style voting in the past, so I made this nifty tutorial which cleared things up!

If the sample bracket looks like this:

Bracket 01
1. Frank
1. John
2. Melinda
2. Bill
3. Beth
3. Lauren
4. Jessica
4. Alex

Then your vote would look like this:

Bracket 01
1. Frank
2. Bill
3. Lauren
4. Jessica

This means that you should have eight people in each bracket, not one. Each match-up is listed with the same number to the left of their names. Pick one of the two in each bracket, not just one person per bracket. Hop to it, people!

All right, ladies and gentleman. Let’s get this ball rollin’.

To start off, let’s take a look at the previous winners of this competition.

The UnOfficial Screen Name Hall of Fame
Big Ogre Umaro
Rydia of Mist
Chickencha
Kawaii Ryûkishi
Mikztsu
Aexoden
Crunchy Beverage
Melted Snowman
mystic ice cube
o_O
Mo-Nercy
edczxcvbnm
Meat Puppet
boris no no
I'm my own MILF
Supergyration!
Death by Moogles
Del Murder

And now, as they say, on with the show!

Fire Bracket
1. DK
1. Laddy
2. Hambone
2. The Shoeless Hobo
3. Bolivar
3. Cz
4. leader of mortals
4. Tavrobel
5. Linus
5. Raebus
6. Araciel
6. Crossblades
7. Nominus Experse
7. Croyles
8. Momiji
8. Sergeant Hartman

Ice Bracket
1. Kossage
1. Demon Dude
2. Chaos Is the Key
2. Vikeve
3. Tsukasa
3. Rantzien
4. Kentarou
4. Baloki
5. Vyk
5. Dignified Pauper
6. Bert
6. rubah
7. Blue Harvest
7. Serapy
8. Mirage
8. Levian

Wind Bracket
1. Avarice-ness
1. Yaridovich
2. Cookie
2. Quin
3. Iceglow
3. Jiro
4. Clouded Sky
4. Breine
5. Leen-Leen
5. Future Esthar
6. ShlupQuack
6. Del Cupcake
7. Marshall banana
7. McLovin’
8. Moon Rabbits
8. m4tt

Earth Bracket
1. Shiny
1. Zeldy
2. Denmark
2. Magixion
3. Loony BoB
3. Polaris
4. scrumpleberry
4. BG-57
5. Mercen-X
5. Rengori
6. nik0tine
6. Akaria
7. Roogle
7. qwertyxsora
8. Omecle
8. Captain Maxx Power

Thunder Bracket
1. theundeadhero
1. Jessweeee♪
2. Behold the Void
2. Misfit
3. Ryth
3. Balzac
4. Aerith’s Knight
4. Burtsplurt
5. 41-Inches-Wide
5. Calliope
6. Karellen
6. God
7. fire_of_avalon
7. Chemical
8. Bunny
8. The Man

Water Bracket
1. The Unknown Guru
1. Spatvark
2. Ouch!
2. Spiffing Cheese
3. Old Manus
3. Lekana
4. Resha
4. Hawkeye
5. Agrias
5. Xaven
6. Mitch
6. Depression Moon
7. Namelessfengir
7. KoShiatar
8. Miriel
8. Dreddz

Light Bracket
1. Dr. Acula
1. Martyr
2. Woodinator
2. Ki Ki
3. TheSpoonyBard
3. Skyblade
4. Necronopticous
4. Flying Mullet
5. Rainecloud
5. Rase
6. I Don’t Need a Name
6. Bastian
7. Clawsze
7. Rye
8. black orb
8. Evastio

Darkness Bracket
1. Montoya
1. Big D
2. smittenkitten
2. Agent Proto
3. Psychotic
3. Azar
4. Wolf Kanno
4. Shorty
5. Hsu
5. Renmiri
6. Jess
6. Dolentrean
7. Pureghetto
7. Heath
8. Jojee
8. sir helix

Round One of the competition will end Thursday night at around 12:00 AM EST (sometimes I’m a little late announcing that voting is closed; deal with it). Get those votes in!

Yar
04-07-2009, 06:25 AM
I will win this after my next name change. xD

Værn
04-07-2009, 06:30 AM
And may I inquire as to why my name is nowhere to be found on the board? >=(

Bunny
04-07-2009, 06:55 AM
My name just isn't exciting enough for this competition.

Jiro
04-07-2009, 07:47 AM
Come on The Shoeless Hobo! He's gotta win it this time :D

~*~Celes~*~
04-07-2009, 08:02 AM
So, what exactly determines which names go in the competition? o.O

Agent Proto
04-07-2009, 08:53 AM
I would assume he used the same method I used. :D

Ouch!
04-07-2009, 10:06 AM
Something very similar I imagine. Advanced search in the member list is a wonderful thing!

DK
04-07-2009, 10:59 AM
I demand I be taken out and replaced with Keith

Awrini
04-07-2009, 12:21 PM
That time of the year again?

Goldenboko
04-07-2009, 12:30 PM
Guess I can't change my name back now :monster:

Awrini
04-07-2009, 12:32 PM
Nope, not for another month. Though I do like Cupcake, I think it suits YOU better. So maybe you should change your nick to GoldenCupcake or something. Yeah do that.

Jiro
04-07-2009, 12:57 PM
BokoCake imo. Because who doesn't want to eat chocobos?

Psychotic
04-07-2009, 02:29 PM
Let's go, ginge.

Flying Mullet
04-07-2009, 03:24 PM
"Woodinator" <- I've never seen a post by them but I love it!

Yar
04-07-2009, 04:14 PM
BokoCake imo. Because who doesn't want to eat chocobos?Bokokkake, iyam. :shifty:

Marshall Banana
04-07-2009, 04:17 PM
Just "Bukakke" is cute! =O

Jiro
04-07-2009, 04:20 PM
Forceful name change once the competition is over?

Flying Mullet
04-07-2009, 04:21 PM
Just "Bukakke" is cute! =O
Erm, there's nothing cute about that. :Oo:

Loony BoB
04-07-2009, 04:22 PM
Some names don't deserve to even be considered, I gotta say, but there's not much you can do about that. They'll lose anyways.

Go smittenkitten! Go Shoeless Hobo! Go ruuuuuuuuuuubah!

Woodinator is pretty good, too, I gotta say.

Marshall Banana
04-07-2009, 04:23 PM
"smittenkitten" is one of the cutest names.

Jiro
04-07-2009, 04:27 PM
"smittenkitten" is one of the cutest names.

Is there a cutest name Ciddie? smittenkitten deserves it hands down (imo).

Loony BoB
04-07-2009, 04:35 PM
Nope, no cutest name Ciddie. Not even a best username. Because we have this contest for the best username! So vote smittenkitten if you want her name to have the recognition I feel it deserves. IT RHYMES!!! ...!

However if she comes up against The Shoeless Hobo I'll be torn. I also think Hobo has missed out undeservedly on many an occasion.

Shiny
04-07-2009, 05:09 PM
I should have purposely not voted for smittenkitten.

Rantz
04-07-2009, 05:17 PM
In a surprising turn of events, Vyk wins the Spring '09 SN Competition by a landslide.

Jessweeee♪
04-07-2009, 05:44 PM
o.o

Old Manus
04-07-2009, 06:46 PM
I wish I wasn't included in this competition so I could complain about not being included :mad2:

Flying Mullet
04-07-2009, 07:44 PM
Why not complain about being included?

Værn
04-07-2009, 07:50 PM
If we're going to make this a competition of cuteness, I demand that my name be changed to Mister Hugglebunnies at once.

Flying Mullet
04-07-2009, 07:51 PM
And I'll change my name to "This screen name is the cutest" because I have absolutely no imagination right now so I'll go with the obvious approach.

LunarWeaver
04-07-2009, 07:53 PM
*this cuteness for rent*?

And go Moon Rabbits, goddamnit!

Del Murder
04-07-2009, 08:15 PM
Poor Cupcake going up against Amanda right out of the gate! Goooooo Del Cupcake!

demondude
04-07-2009, 09:37 PM
Should have stuck with ADD.

Fonzie
04-07-2009, 09:43 PM
*ctrl + f "Fonz"*

*Fonz not found*

:(

Flying Mullet
04-07-2009, 10:05 PM
*ctrl + f "Fonz"*

*Fonz not found*

:(
That's what you get for dropping the "The".

Jessweeee♪
04-07-2009, 11:08 PM
Yeah, now you're just a Fonz unworthy of definite articles D:

Bowser
04-08-2009, 12:43 AM
I wish I was still Kaped Koopa. I did pretty good in this when that was my name. :Oo:

Flying Mullet
04-08-2009, 01:46 AM
If smittenkitten was a superhero, would her nemesis be yuppiepuppy?

Rase
04-08-2009, 03:15 AM
Ha ha, I'm in this. Guess I may as well vote then, at least until I'm out.

Fonzie
04-08-2009, 04:00 AM
*ctrl + f "Fonz"*

*Fonz not found*

:(
That's what you get for dropping the "The".

OH


Yeah, now you're just a Fonz unworthy of definite articles D:

YOU

theundeadhero
04-08-2009, 04:17 AM
No. Not this again! Not now! I don't have enough friends to win this right now.

Jessweeee♪
04-08-2009, 04:45 AM
Well you might make it past the first round, at least xD

You have a good name and people don't like to vote me because they think I'm cheating by having a special character in my name ._.

Caraliz
04-08-2009, 01:11 PM
Dammit. :(

Momiji
04-08-2009, 01:35 PM
I think we should have a Real Name Competition!

....I'd lose that one too, though :p

Rocket Edge
04-08-2009, 04:17 PM
I'm not in this... :whimper:

*votes*

Agent Proto
04-08-2009, 04:27 PM
It feels weird to be voting this time around when I had hosted this in the past. :p

Levian
04-08-2009, 08:27 PM
8. Mirage
8. Levian


A civil war, eh? Ouch must have a grudge against Norwegians somehow.

Laddy
04-08-2009, 08:55 PM
Yay for double entendre!

NeoTifa
04-08-2009, 11:37 PM
Why am I not ever in this?!?!?! I should be in the darness bracket :p

I Took the Red Pill
04-09-2009, 12:07 AM
Let's go Akaria! Come on Jiro!

oh wait this isn't the generic vaguely japanese sounding screen name competition? nvm

Depression Moon
04-09-2009, 12:13 AM
Was I on there last year? If not, then hooray for me!

Wolf Kanno
04-09-2009, 05:40 AM
If I make it to Round 2 with the competition in my Bracket, I will simply be amazed.

Still, the Darkness Bracket has a nice ring to it...

Ouch!
04-09-2009, 06:59 AM
8. Mirage
8. Levian


A civil war, eh? Ouch must have a grudge against Norwegians somehow.
Kindly direct all questions regarding the ordering of names to random.org's sequence generator.

Agrias
04-09-2009, 08:47 PM
Wtf i'm in water bracket?

Quindiana Jones
04-09-2009, 08:49 PM
Quin? Are you kidding me?

Cuchulainn
04-10-2009, 02:36 AM
why am I overlooked....I'm telling you that fat green bastard from XII comletely ruined this for me..

Ouch!
04-10-2009, 06:08 AM
Voting for round one is closed. Results shall be posted shortly.

Ouch!
04-10-2009, 07:50 AM
Round One Results

Fire Bracket
1. DK (6)
1. Laddy (11)
2. Hambone (4)
2. The Shoeless Hobo (13)
3. Bolivar (10)
3. Cz (7)
4. leader of mortals (8)
4. Tavrobel (9)
5. Linus (11)
5. Raebus (6)
6. Araciel (7)
6. Crossblades (10)
7. Nominus Experse (13)
7. Croyles (3)
8. Momiji (8)
8. Sergeant Hartman (9)

Ice Bracket
1. Kossage (8)
1. Demon Dude (9)
2. Chaos Is the Key (12)
2. Vikeve (5)
3. Tsukasa (3)
3. Rantzien (14)
4. Kentarou (11)
4. Baloki (6)
5. Vyk (2)
5. Dignified Pauper (15)
6. Bert (4)
6. rubah (13)
7. Blue Harvest (13)
7. Serapy (4)
8. Mirage (6)
8. Levian (11)

Wind Bracket
1. Avarice-ness (10)
1. Yaridovich (7)
2. Cookie (8)
2. Quin (9)
3. Iceglow (10)
3. Jiro (7)
4. Clouded Sky (11)
4. Breine (6)
5. Leen-Leen (8)
5. Future Esthar (9)
6. ShlupQuack (11)
6. Del Cupcake (6)
7. Marshall banana (14)
7. McLovin’ (3)
8. Moon Rabbits (16)
8. m4tt (1)

Earth Bracket
1. Shiny (11)
1. Zeldy (6)
2. Denmark (6)
2. Magixion (11)
3. Loony BoB (13)
3. Polaris (4)
4. scrumpleberry (15)
4. BG-57 (2)
5. Mercen-X (5)
5. Rengori (12)
6. nik0tine (14)
6. Akaria (3)
7. Roogle (9)
7. qwertyxsora (8)
8. Omecle (5)
8. Captain Maxx Power (12)

Thunder Bracket
1. theundeadhero (7)
1. Jessweeee♪ (10)
2. Behold the Void (14)
2. Misfit (3)
3. Ryth (2)
3. Balzac (15)
4. Aerith’s Knight (5)
4. Burtsplurt (12)
5. 41-Inches-Wide (14)
5. Calliope (3)
6. Karellen (7)
6. God (10)
7. fire_of_avalon (8)
7. Chemical (9)
8. Bunny (9)
8. The Man (8)

Water Bracket
1. The Unknown Guru (10)
1. Spatvark (7)
2. Ouch! (10)
2. Spiffing Cheese (7)
3. Old Manus (16)
3. Lekana (1)
4. Resha (10)
4. Hawkeye (7)
5. Agrias (9)
5. Xaven (8)
6. Mitch (3)
6. Depression Moon (13)
7. Namelessfengir (4)
7. KoShiatar (13)
8. Miriel (12)
8. Dreddz (5)

Light Bracket
1. Dr. Acula (17)
1. Martyr (0)
2. Woodinator (13)
2. Ki Ki (4)
3. TheSpoonyBard (12)
3. Skyblade (5)
4. Necronopticous (5)
4. Flying Mullet (12)
5. Rainecloud (8)
5. Rase (9)
6. I Don’t Need a Name (14)
6. Bastian (3)
7. Clawsze (8)
7. Rye (9)
8. black orb (8)[/s]
8. Evastio (9)

Darkness Bracket
1. Montoya (5)
1. Big D (12)
2. smittenkitten (12)
2. Agent Proto (5)
3. Psychotic (9)
3. Azar (7)
4. Wolf Kanno (11)
4. Shorty (6)
5. Hsu (11)
5. Renmiri (6)
6. Jess (3)
6. Dolentrean (14)
7. Pureghetto (13)
7. Heath (4)
8. Jojee (13)
8. sir helix (4)

Round two will begin shortly. I mean it this time!

Ouch!
04-10-2009, 07:59 AM
Round Two

Fire Bracket
1. Laddy
1. The Shoeless Hobo
2. Bolivar
2. Tavrobel
3. Linus
3. Crossblades
4. Nominus Experse
4. Sergeant Hartman

Ice Bracket
1. Demon Dude
1. Chaos Is the Key
2. Rantzien
2. Kentarou
3. Dignified Pauper
3. rubah
4. Blue Harvest
4. Levian

Wind Bracket
1. Avarice-ness
1. Quin
2. Iceglow
2. Clouded Sky
3. Future Esthar
3. ShlupQuack
4. Marshall banana
4. Moon Rabbits

Earth Bracket
1. Shiny
1. Magixion
2. Loony BoB
2. scrumpleberry
3. Rengori
3. nik0tine
4. Roogle
4. Captain Maxx Power

Thunder Bracket
1. Jessweeee♪
1. Behold the Void
2. Balzac
2. Burtsplurt
3. 41-Inches-Wide
3. God
4. Chemical
4. Bunny

Water Bracket
1. The Unknown Guru
1. Ouch!
2. Old Manus
2. Resha
3. Agrias
3. Depression Moon
4. KoShiatar
4. Miriel

Light Bracket
1. Dr. Acula
1. Woodinator
2. TheSpoonyBard
2. Flying Mullet
3. Rase
3. I Don’t Need a Name
4. Rye
4. Evastio

Darkness Bracket
1. Big D
1. smittenkitten
2. Psychotic
2. Wolf Kanno
3. Hsu
3. Dolentrean
4. Pureghetto
4. Jojee

Round two will end Saturday at 12:00 AM EST.

Blue Harvest
04-10-2009, 11:02 AM
Wow I actually made it past the first round. Thanks guys <3

demondude
04-10-2009, 12:18 PM
I made it through! I .... am touched. :whimper:

EDIT: Oh dear, I'm against Chaos is the Key. D: Not good.

I Don't Need A Name
04-10-2009, 12:21 PM
woo i made it ;)

Levian
04-10-2009, 12:43 PM
You are forever in my debt, Psychotic. Had it not been for my vote, you would've been in a tie and we both know ties are not your friend!

Old Manus
04-10-2009, 01:27 PM
This is probably the closest I will ever come to Resha :cry:

Jiro
04-10-2009, 01:41 PM
Dammit, knocked out in round 1 xD
Next time I guess. Still, go the Hobo!

Laddy
04-10-2009, 03:40 PM
Woah! I won a round!

But I'm screwed now. =(

Shiny
04-10-2009, 06:57 PM
Earth Bracket
1. Shiny
2. Magixion
3. Loony BoB
4. scrumpleberry
5. Rengori
6. nik0tine
7. Roogle
8. Captain Maxx Power

So since you numbered things that way, everyone stays in that bracket?

Ouch!
04-10-2009, 07:01 PM
Earth Bracket
1. Shiny
2. Magixion
3. Loony BoB
4. scrumpleberry
5. Rengori
6. nik0tine
7. Roogle
8. Captain Maxx Power

So since you numbered things that way, everyone stays in that bracket?
Nah, just an error. I'm prone to those at 3 AM.

Jessweeee♪
04-10-2009, 07:35 PM
o:

Psychotic
04-10-2009, 07:45 PM
Yet again, good has triumphed over evil. Or in this case, brown has triumphed over ginger.

Laddy
04-11-2009, 02:46 AM
Yet again, good has triumphed over evil. Or in this case, brown has triumphed over ginger.
I'm...I'm good? YAY!

Psychotic
04-11-2009, 03:30 AM
No. No, you are not.

Wolf Kanno
04-11-2009, 06:15 AM
Darkness Bracket
1. Big D
1. smittenkitten
2. Psychotic
2. Wolf Kanno
3. Hsu
3. Dolentrean
4. Pureghetto
4. Jojee



Holy SMURF! I made it... oh crap, its Psychotic. Crap, now I need to bribe some people... :shifty:

Quindiana Jones
04-11-2009, 05:14 PM
Haha, oh my.

It's on, A-ness! ;)

Necronopticous
04-11-2009, 06:13 PM
<IMG src="http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m285/fofonda/eoff/egg08.gif">

Momiji
04-11-2009, 06:31 PM
Dunno if I want it... *nervous*

Nah, I'll pass.

rubah
04-11-2009, 06:39 PM
I'll take it :D

Marshall Banana
04-11-2009, 06:44 PM
I'll take it :D

Namingway Egg!

One free name change for you, subject to admin approval. XD

You may change another member's user name instead, if they'll allow it!

rubah
04-11-2009, 06:45 PM
oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh!

Necronopticous
04-11-2009, 06:46 PM
I guess it's time to capitalize that r.

rubah
04-11-2009, 07:46 PM
ewwww, it's not a 'bad taste' egg!

Ouch!
04-12-2009, 08:37 AM
Round Two Results

Fire Bracket
1. Laddy (3)
1. The Shoeless Hobo (4)
2. Bolivar (5)
2. Tavrobel (2)
3. Linus (3)
3. Crossblades (4)
4. Nominus Experse (3)
4. Sergeant Hartman (4)

Ice Bracket
1. Demon Dude (4)
1. Chaos Is the Key (3)
2. Rantzien (5)
2. Kentarou (2)
3. Dignified Pauper (4)
3. rubah (3)
4. Blue Harvest (1)
4. Levian (5)

Wind Bracket
1. Avarice-ness (2)
1. Quin (5)
2. Iceglow (6)
2. Clouded Sky (1)
3. Future Esthar (2)
3. ShlupQuack (5)
4. Marshall banana (3)
4. Moon Rabbits (4)

Earth Bracket
1. Shiny (3)
1. Magixion (4)
2. Loony BoB (3)
2. scrumpleberry (3)*
3. Rengori (7)
3. nik0tine (0)
4. Roogle (4)
4. Captain Maxx Power (3)

Thunder Bracket
1. Jessweeee♪ (4)
1. Behold the Void (3)
2. Balzac (4)
2. Burtsplurt (3)
3. 41-Inches-Wide (6)
3. God (1)
4. Chemical (2)
4. Bunny (5)

Water Bracket
1. The Unknown Guru (4)
1. Ouch! (3)
2. Old Manus (5)
2. Resha (2)
3. Agrias (3)
3. Depression Moon (4)
4. KoShiatar (4)
4. Miriel (3)

Light Bracket
1. Dr. Acula (3)
1. Woodinator (4)
2. TheSpoonyBard (1)
2. Flying Mullet (6)
3. Rase (2)
3. I Don’t Need a Name (5)
4. Rye (2)
4. Evastio (5)

Darkness Bracket
1. Big D (3)
1. smittenkitten (4)
2. Psychotic (4)
2. Wolf Kanno (2)
3. Hsu (3)
3. Dolentrean (4)
4. Pureghetto (5)
4. Jojee (2)

*Tie broken by Omecle

Next round starting shortly.

Ouch!
04-12-2009, 08:41 AM
Round Three

Fire Bracket
1. The Shoeless Hobo
1. Bolivar
2. Crossblades
2. Sergeant Hartman

Ice Bracket
1. Demon Dude
1. Rantzien
2. Dignified Pauper
2. Levian

Wind Bracket
1. Quin
1. Iceglow
2. ShlupQuack
2. Moon Rabbits

Earth Bracket
1. Magixion
1. scrumpleberry
2. Rengori
2. Roogle

Thunder Bracket
1. Jessweeee♪
1. Balzac
2. 41-Inches-Wide
2. Bunny

Water Bracket
1. The Unknown Guru
1. Old Manus
2. Depression Moon
2. KoShiatar

Light Bracket
1. Woodinator
1. Flying Mullet
2. I Don’t Need a Name
2. Evastio

Darkness Bracket
1. smittenkitten
1. Psychotic
2. Dolentrean
2. Pureghetto

Round three will end Tuesday at 12:00 AM.

My usual go-to's aren't online, so if someone could change the thread title to reflect the current round, I'd be greatly appreciative.

demondude
04-12-2009, 09:19 AM
Oh my god, I actually got through again. =o Time to get voting.

Rantz
04-12-2009, 10:12 AM
Yay for getting through on recognition!

demondude
04-12-2009, 12:01 PM
The best way to get through imo.

scrumpleberry
04-12-2009, 01:09 PM
Honestly think the other name is better than mine this time around :o eek

Quindiana Jones
04-12-2009, 03:46 PM
Personally, I think I should get a default win because my name sounds like "Win" said with a flemmy cold.

Agrias
04-12-2009, 09:13 PM
I died! D:
Can i hit the restart button?

Jessweeee♪
04-13-2009, 01:43 AM
o:

Blue Harvest
04-13-2009, 11:16 AM
:(

Ouch!
04-14-2009, 05:39 AM
Fire Bracket
1. The Shoeless Hobo (7)
1. Bolivar (3)
2. Crossblades (4)
2. Sergeant Hartman (6)

Ice Bracket
1. Demon Dude (3)
1. Rantzien (7)
2. Dignified Pauper (8)
2. Levian (0)

Wind Bracket
1. Quin (3)
1. Iceglow (6)
2. ShlupQuack (4)
2. Moon Rabbits (6)

Earth Bracket
1. Magixion (2)
1. scrumpleberry (7)
2. Rengori (5)
2. Roogle (5)*

Thunder Bracket
1. Jessweeee♪ (6)
1. Balzac (4)
2. 41-Inches-Wide (7)
2. Bunny (3)

Water Bracket
1. The Unknown Guru (7)
1. Old Manus (3)
2. Depression Moon (5)
2. KoShiatar (4)

Light Bracket
1. Woodinator (3)
1. Flying Mullet (7)
2. I Don’t Need a Name (8)
2. Evastio (2)

Darkness Bracket
1. smittenkitten (6)
1. Psychotic (3)
2. Dolentrean (6)
2. Pureghetto (4)

*Tiebreaker by Clouded Sky.

Ouch!
04-14-2009, 05:42 AM
Sweet Sixteen
1. The Shoeless Hobo
1. Sergeant Hartman
2. Rantzien
2. Dignified Pauper
3. Iceglow
3. Moon Rabbits
4. scrumpleberry
4. Roogle
5. Jessweeee♪
5. 41-Inches-Wide
6. The Unknown Guru
6. Depression Moon
7. Flying Mullet
7. I Don’t Need a Name
8. smittenkitten
8. Dolentrean

Round ends Thursday at 12:00 AM.

Bunny
04-14-2009, 06:07 AM
This contest is a farce.

Rantz
04-14-2009, 06:36 AM
... :lol:

Loony BoB
04-14-2009, 10:15 AM
I like that most of the names left are genuinely decent usernames rather than purely popular people. I approve of this. Still gunning for Hobo and smitten!

Iceglow
04-14-2009, 10:55 AM
Holy cow I did not expect to be in the sweet sixteen! Cheers guys who voted for me. I will try to get some votes in before thursday, I'm very busy with work atm (spring sales = ick!) so when I get home it's generally time for me to unwind with Psy on Resi 5 or Halo 3 (I walked in the last few days at gone 10pm) but yeah pleasantly surprised with this!

Loony BoB
04-14-2009, 12:35 PM
It only takes about a minute to vote in this round, tops. xD Unless you spend way more time considering things than I do.

Flying Mullet
04-14-2009, 03:09 PM
Oddly enough, I was looking forward to being defeated by Woodinator so I could say I was "Woodinated".

41-Inches-Wide
04-15-2009, 05:12 AM
:heart: Wow. I'm still in, yeah! *crotch grab*

Flying Mullet
04-15-2009, 12:54 PM
Hey hey hey, hands off my crotch! :aimmad:

Quindiana Jones
04-15-2009, 07:13 PM
Damn, I lost to Arsegrope.

Yes, that's the best I could come up with.

Depression Moon
04-15-2009, 08:01 PM
Oh thank goodness, I can't believe I made it through two rounds! I hope Rabbits and I will make it to the top.


Cheers guys who voted for me.I voted for you first round.

Jessweeee♪
04-15-2009, 10:49 PM
o:

Ouch!
04-16-2009, 02:53 AM
Forewarning, I won't be able to post results until tomorrow morning. The round will end as scheduled, but due to unforeseen circumstances, the results will be delayed.

Bunny
04-16-2009, 03:07 AM
Translation: I need more time to settle a bribe war currently going on so I can fix the outcome some more.

Psychotic
04-16-2009, 03:08 AM
That's all very well and good, but when are the RAHHHHHHHHWKETS respawning? http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/emot-colbert.gif

PS: Rootin' for Dolentrean. Psychotic and Loony BoB can duel via proxy!

I Don't Need A Name
04-16-2009, 11:34 AM
oh no...not against mullet! D:

Jessweeee♪
04-16-2009, 05:06 PM
You don't even have a name D:

Ouch!
04-17-2009, 12:17 AM
Sweet Sixteen Results
1. The Shoeless Hobo (11)
1. Sergeant Hartman (2)
2. Rantzien (5)
2. Dignified Pauper (8)
3. Iceglow (5)
3. Moon Rabbits (8)
4. scrumpleberry (9)
4. Roogle (3)
5. Jessweeee♪ (5)
5. 41-Inches-Wide (8)
6. The Unknown Guru (11)
6. Depression Moon (2)
7. Flying Mullet (6)
7. I Don’t Need a Name (7)
8. smittenkitten (10)
8. Dolentrean (3)

Sorry about the delay.

Ouch!
04-17-2009, 12:19 AM
Elite Eight
1. The Shoeless Hobo
1. Dignified Pauper
2. Moon Rabbits
2. scrumpleberry
3. 41-Inches-Wide
3. The Unknown Guru
4. I Don’t Need a Name
4. smittenkitten

Round will end Sunday at 12:00 AM.

Jessweeee♪
04-17-2009, 01:08 AM
o:

Blue Harvest
04-17-2009, 08:23 AM
Bunny's right, this is so rigged.

Loony BoB
04-17-2009, 09:42 AM
Yay, most of the ones I wanted to get through did so! :D Huzzah. Getting to the tough part now though...

Depression Moon
04-17-2009, 05:08 PM
Well, I suppose it was good while it lasted.

Flying Mullet
04-17-2009, 05:32 PM
"Who'd you lose to?"

I don't know, they didn't have a name. :sad:

Del Murder
04-17-2009, 05:36 PM
Rooting for 41-Inches-Wide at this point.

Quindiana Jones
04-17-2009, 06:08 PM
Wow. The remaining names are actually great names.

This...this is a fair competition...has reality broken? :confused:

scrumpleberry
04-17-2009, 08:49 PM
I will be so torn the last couple of rounds.

Iceglow
04-18-2009, 12:29 AM
Aww shucks, then again I kinda expected the outcome going 1 v 1 with moon rabbits like that Good going moon rabbits! I'm kinda now rooting for you because to beat me you gotta be the best!

I Don't Need A Name
04-18-2009, 10:12 PM
"Who'd you lose to?"

I don't know, they didn't have a name. :sad:

holy shi-
wow this competition really is getting interesting!

Jiro
04-19-2009, 03:07 PM
Mulley is always a contender, just was unlucky in his brackets this time around.

Ouch!
04-19-2009, 07:35 PM
Elite Eight Results
1. The Shoeless Hobo (7)
1. Dignified Pauper (3)
2. Moon Rabbits (3)
2. scrumpleberry (6)
3. 41-Inches-Wide (8)
3. The Unknown Guru (2)
4. I Don’t Need a Name (5)
4. smittenkitten (5)*
*Tie broken by Rye.

I apologize again for the lateness. School is catching up with me now that it's the end of the semester.

Ouch!
04-19-2009, 07:37 PM
Final Four
1. The Shoeless Hobo
1. scrumpleberry
2. 41-Inches-Wide
2. smittenkitten

Round ends Tuesday at midnight.

Loony BoB
04-19-2009, 07:40 PM
joyous

Bunny
04-19-2009, 07:45 PM
Fixed.

Flying Mullet
04-19-2009, 07:55 PM
*Tie broken by Rye.
Points for the rhyme. :thumb:

Jessweeee♪
04-19-2009, 08:09 PM
o:

Rantz
04-19-2009, 09:27 PM
Good names this time around.

Levian
04-19-2009, 09:59 PM
Girls are rare on the internet, but when they first join they pick cool names.

Agent Proto
04-19-2009, 11:51 PM
I hope smittenkitten wins, so I could say that I lost to the winner in the first round. xD

btw, no time to make any commentaries Ouch!?

Depression Moon
04-20-2009, 01:22 AM
Girls are rare on the internet, but when they first join they pick cool names.

It's more like rare on gaming sites. now that Rabbits is gone, I guess I'll go for the kitten.

Del Murder
04-20-2009, 07:08 PM
41-Inches-Wide is such a better name than smittenkitten though! Who cares about rhyme!

Rantz
04-20-2009, 07:09 PM
I, too, am rooting for 41 at this point.

Levian
04-20-2009, 07:23 PM
I hope scrumpleberry wins

demondude
04-20-2009, 07:32 PM
The Shoeless Hobo ftw.

scrumpleberry
04-20-2009, 08:05 PM
The Shoeless Hobo ftw.

Bitter :lol:

41-Inches imo

demondude
04-20-2009, 08:06 PM
I've been voting for him since I got eliminated. =p I voted for you at some point!

I Don't Need A Name
04-21-2009, 07:11 PM
rye is now on my hitlist ¬_¬

Ouch!
04-21-2009, 07:54 PM
I hope smittenkitten wins, so I could say that I lost to the winner in the first round. xD

btw, no time to make any commentaries Ouch!?
I've got to read 134 pages, a few essays, and then write a 10 page essay of my own tonight. I didn't anticipate all this work in real life when I started this. I think it's safe to say no time for commentaries. ; ;

Ouch!
04-22-2009, 06:42 AM
Final Four Results
1. The Shoeless Hobo (4)
1. scrumpleberry (5)
2. 41-Inches-Wide (5)
2. smittenkitten (4)

Close one this time, folks!

Ouch!
04-22-2009, 06:44 AM
CHAMPIONSHIP ROUND
scrumpleberry
41-Inches-Wide

Both competitors just barely scraping by tough competition to make it to the final round. Both have seen large success in previous tournaments but haven't ever before been able to make it through to the end. Who will it be? You have 48 hours to decide!

Rantz
04-22-2009, 06:47 AM
Ohh, I love both of these names. Whichever wins I'll be happy.

Momiji
04-22-2009, 06:54 AM
Two great names! I couldn't possibly choose one...

Loony BoB
04-22-2009, 10:08 AM
Bollocks, both my favourites out in the semis. :(

Værn
04-22-2009, 10:14 AM
Wow. I should pay more attention to things. If I'd voted last round, there would've been a 4-way tie.

scrumpleberry
04-22-2009, 06:18 PM
losts :o

Shiny
04-22-2009, 07:09 PM
The same nine people voting every time no doubt.

Blue Harvest
04-22-2009, 07:27 PM
COME ON SCRUMPLES

Dignified Pauper
04-22-2009, 09:10 PM
Is it too late to get in on this?

Jessweeee♪
04-23-2009, 01:42 AM
o:

Depression Moon
04-23-2009, 02:33 AM
o:
Are you going to post anything else girl? It seems like you're just spamming!

Psychotic
04-23-2009, 02:35 AM
This contest is not about who wins or loses.

It is about trying to provoke Ouch! into saying "Okay, seriously now, stop with the derranged PM titles".

Rocket Edge
04-23-2009, 05:41 PM
The Shoeless Hobo got knocked out? Pfft.. :mad:

Ouch!
04-24-2009, 08:06 PM
See, this time the delay was intentional (yeah right) to create suspense, because this is the final round. We now have a new screen name competition champion who will join other esteemed individuals in the UnOfficial Screen Name Hall of Fame. Who is this wonderful person? Why, it's none other than...

41-Inches-Wide!

Championship Round Results
scrumpleberry (3)
41-Inches-Wide (7)

Congratulations to the winner and thanks again to everyone who participated. I apologize again for all the delays. I'll keep in mind for the future that April is not a good time for me to run this competition because school gets bloody busy.

scrumpleberry
04-24-2009, 08:15 PM
Get in there! She was my choice :D

Congrats bbs! Very well deserved :kaocheer:

Rantz
04-24-2009, 08:26 PM
Oh yay! Congrats :jess:

Laddy
04-24-2009, 09:48 PM
You winz! I applaudz!

Flying Mullet
04-24-2009, 09:49 PM
:happybday

Bunny
04-24-2009, 10:20 PM
At least I lost to a winner.

Jessweeee♪
04-24-2009, 11:03 PM
HOOzah

41-Inches-Wide
04-27-2009, 04:41 PM
:kaoclove: Go, 41-Inches-Wide!

Del Murder
04-27-2009, 05:30 PM
Now you can never change your name, as per rule #4 of the Eyeson Screenname Hall of Fame Committee. That's why I wanted Del Cupcake to win.

Shiny
04-28-2009, 03:54 PM
Congrats cutie!

Mo-Nercy
05-01-2009, 03:21 PM
Now you can never change your name, as per rule #4 of the Eyeson Screenname Hall of Fame Committee. That's why I wanted Del Cupcake to win.
What about Del Cupcake³ ?