Cleanse Your Colon

[Shiny]

I just got a weird spam message in my email saying, "Let us cleanse your colon." No thanks, my colon is fine. No touch!

Discuss odd and/or amusing emails. :mog:

[Yar]

lol.

My mother forwards me penis enlargement emails. :sweat:

[Purcifur]

hah, you mom sounds awesome.
colon cleansing is actually something people do before they start a diet. it's just an extreme laxative from what i understand. maybe it's for people that are full of :bou::bou::bou::bou:?

the weirdest email i've gotten recently is an email from some tax service place telling me to make sure i get my federal and state taxes in before the end of the month.... i live in canada. i replied and told them i paid my canadian taxes already. and that i don't live in the US to begin with.

[Darkswordofchaos]

A while back i got a weird email wanting me to be an assasin for hire.

I accepted of course

[~*~Celes~*~]

I got a scam email from some "lady in like Germany" or something like that claiming to have "cancer of the breasts" and saying how her "husband is dead and I haven't married since" and she only has "a few days to live" and she "needs someone to give her money to" and she "knows there are so many scam emails out dealing with money" and just LOL @ SCAM EMAILZ

Also I occasionally get email ads for viagra and ciallis and other misc. stuff all the time. If I had a penis to enlarge, maybe then i would actually care but since i don't, I junk it all.

[Quindiana Jones]

I clean my colon (: ) all the time. If I don't, it starts to get all droopy and bleargh (; ).

[Rebellious Eagle]

I got one that said I won the European lottery and that I need to claim my 5,000,000 euros.

[Bunny]

A few years back, I got an email advertising 25 cent donkey rides.

[Madame Adequate]

I like enemas.

[rubah]

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[Meow]

all my spam e-mail is junk like "long overdue PLEASE READ" or "student loan in arrears" or "have contacted collection agency blah blah blah"

I'm like, where do spammers even get my address gosh

[Blue Harvest]

I never get spam emails ^_^

[Big D]

Here's a wholly representative smattering from my spam folder:
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Pharmaceuticals, weight loss, watches, sexual aids and qualifications. All apparently being offered by women. No thanks.

[Araciel]

Increase your penis size with a massaging cream.

Well duh.

[Momiji]

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http://forums.eyesonff.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=30003&stc=1&d=1239368068
Pharmaceuticals, weight loss, watches, sexual aids and qualifications. All apparently being offered by women. No thanks.

But don't you want a dip1oma?

[Jessweeee♪]

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[Caraliz]

I get weird spam emails about wiring money or transferring it to my account but I have to pay in order to do this. I wonder how many people fall for it.

[Croyles]

Apparently one of my long lost relatives somewhere in India has just died, and that he was a multi billionaire and that I had inherited it all lol.

[41-Inches-Wide]

I like spam where girls write seductive text to entice me to a website. :heart:

[Adikoez]

I got this about a week ago, made me laugh.


I am the bank manager in bank of africa here in Burkina-Faso, I need your
urgent assistance to transfer the sum of $15.5m Dollars into your account.

[Caraliz]

I got this about a week ago, made me laugh.


I am the bank manager in bank of africa here in Burkina-Faso, I need your
urgent assistance to transfer the sum of $15.5m Dollars into your account.
"I need your help to give you money"

[Shiny]

I like spam where girls write seductive text to entice me to a website. :heart:
Cum in my website. :aimkiss:

[rubah]

I got a good one today:

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[The Summoner of Leviathan]

I keep getting junk mail about these women who want me to have sex with them. I am like "Silly spam, I'm gay!" Where is the spam with the hot studs?

[rubah]

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"One big instrument is much better than two small ones."
"Taste the sweetness of a rich looking person."
"hoist your darling couch experience."
"Your wife will be cooking you food so you can have her right"

[Caraliz]

my mom gets a lot of spam emails about dating and enlarging her penis. i want to order her both of the spam emails :D

[Shiny]

"Taste the sweetness of a rich looking person."


Wow, promoting cannibalism. How lovely.

[Heath]

I'll have you know that I don't get spam and any correspondence between myself and an unnamed banker in Nigeria, who assures he can make me big bucks, is no concern of yours.

[Caraliz]

I think it would be romantic to go for a colon cleanse as a date! Don't you, Shiny? :love:

[Shiny]

I think it would be romantic to go for a colon cleanse as a date! Don't you, Shiny? :love:
:erm: No god, please no.

I got that same spam message yesterday. They are really adamant about cleaning my colon...

[Balzac]

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[Rantz]

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[Blackjack]

I loled at the first one :p
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[Bowser]

I got one that said "Hi Tara, I have the photos of your son. They're at my website."

My name is not Tara, and I have no son. :shifty:

[Caraliz]

I think it would be romantic to go for a colon cleanse as a date! Don't you, Shiny? :love:
:erm: No god, please no.

I got that same spam message yesterday. They are really adamant about cleaning my colon...
You'll like it!

[rubah]

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