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Fate Fatale
04-12-2009, 09:33 AM
So just recently, my friend turned me onto this brand new site called Omegle. It's a chat interface that pairs you up with a random stranger and you chat with them until one of you disconnects. It's super new and I was just wondering if anyone had used it and has an interesting story about it?

I once met a creepy Brazilian guy... well there are many Brazilians, but he just sent the word, "nigger" over and over. Needless to say, I disconnected shortly. lol.

demondude
04-12-2009, 09:34 AM
Sounds interesting. I'll see what I get. xD

EDIT: Oh my god, I'm awful at this. I got really nervous for some reason and started making stuff up. xD Nice guy, but it was really awkward. I'll point out all the parts where I lied. xD

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hi

Stranger: hi

You: So, how are ya

Stranger: fine

Stranger: are you chinese?

You: Nope. =p

You: Are you?

Stranger: yes

You: Cool! I'm English

Stranger: nice to meet u

Stranger: i am a student and u?

You: me too!


Stranger: what is your major

You: english literature (First lie)


You: Yours?

Stranger: computer

You: Cool. Where in China do you live?

Stranger: wuhan, have you been to china?

You: Not yet, but I want to. It sounds great

Stranger: my english is pool, so i hope u don't mind

You: don't worry about it, I understand you well

Stranger: what grade are you in?

You: My first year of college (Another lie)


Stranger: oh i am the fourthly years

You: Oh no, sorry dude, I have to go. D: It was great speaking to you.

Fate Fatale
04-12-2009, 09:38 AM
Good Luck. Lol. Don't be discouraged if all you can find is a bunch of people wanting to cyber or shouting profanities, there are the occasional cool people too. lol. I've added a few on FB.

demondude
04-12-2009, 09:51 AM
Yeah, most of the people are foreign or weird.

Rantz
04-12-2009, 10:21 AM
Stranger: oh i am the fourthly years

blackmage_nuke
04-12-2009, 10:52 AM
I put on my robe and wizards hat

Rantz
04-12-2009, 11:04 AM
I think I offended AK. :(

Stranger: hey
You: Hello!
Stranger: where u from?
You: Sweden! You?
Stranger: holland
You: Ohh. Not too far.
Stranger: f/m?
You: Listen, I'll get straight to the point.
You: Wanna hook up?
Stranger: are you female or male?
You: I can be anything you want me to be.
Stranger: ok
Stranger: nevermind
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

demondude
04-12-2009, 11:55 AM
Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Hello

Stranger: hi there

Stranger: where are you from?

You: I was hoping we could breed and create a new species of human. I am from the internets

Stranger: lol

You: I must first assess the situation: How old are you

Stranger: seriously though where are you from?

Stranger: 17

You: 17?

You: I am 16

You: Almost perfect

Stranger: okay (:

You: m/f?

Stranger: f

Stranger: you?

You: m

You: The pieces fit

Stranger: thought so

You: Are you prepared fr th ceremony where we become one?

Stranger: totally

Connection imploded.

Dang, we were getting somewhere.

Rebellious Eagle
04-12-2009, 03:24 PM
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi?
Stranger: hi
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

...lol.

Clouded Sky
04-12-2009, 03:53 PM
This site is fun. I discovered it about a week ago with a friend. It's full of idiots, so that's what we usually do. Sorry for ruining your experiences everyone. Here are some of my favorites from the blog we started to chronicle good ones.

Stranger: hey there
You: My mom says never to talk to strangers.
You have disconnected.

Stranger: hi
You: foood
You: i want fooood
Stranger: you live in africa?
You: no..what...wait...

Moon Rabbits
04-12-2009, 04:00 PM
I'm not witty enough to use something like that.

All of your conversations are lolworthy though.

Fate Fatale
04-12-2009, 07:14 PM
xD

Lol. I think the best part if that this was just created like 3 weeks ago and it's this awesome. =]

Momiji
04-12-2009, 07:19 PM
I like A Nice Chat (http://www.anicechat.net/) more.

Fate Fatale
04-12-2009, 07:35 PM
I checked that out. Meh it's alright, but you have to deal with the dumb text at the top. I prefer Omegle because you can just give it it's own window and size it however you'd like.

EDIT: I also got the exact same person 5 times in a row. Apparently there isn't a big user-base. =[

Shoeberto
04-12-2009, 07:40 PM
Stranger: hello blud
You: hi
Stranger: whats goin on there
Stranger: you a spliff-smokin bloke?
You: just soooooooooo bored lol
You: no lol well not yet
Stranger: a bloke?
Stranger: or a female
You: no girl
Stranger: yes
Stranger: boredom
Stranger: sleeping is the best cure
Stranger: its evening here so its simple for me
You: I can't sleep lol I just got up like 2 hours ago
Stranger: morning then?
You: all of my friends are at easter stuff so I'm just booooooooored lol
You: like 1
You: pm
Stranger: paint an egg or something then
You: I don't like eggs!
You: besides my parents are satanists :(
You: they don't let me do christian things
Stranger: wow
You: I know!!! it's so lame
Stranger: fundamental satanists?
You: idk lol
You: they just have a lot of upside down crosses
Stranger: do they draw devils on walls?
Stranger: tough is that
You: no lol! they used to yell at me for using crayons on the walls
Stranger: my parents are atheists, and well everyone around here are
You: what is that?
Stranger: noone believes in god here in Estonia
Stranger: goddish
Stranger: they dont believe in anything

rubah
04-12-2009, 08:07 PM
roffle xD


You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hihi
Stranger: r u boy or girl?
You: a chica
Stranger: DO YOU HAVE A PENIS OR A VAGINA
You: you?
You: Sometimes I feel I have a phantom penis
You: but not really :(
Stranger: good
Stranger: u r a girl
You: I guess you're some horny male then
You: That's just too bad
Stranger: you r right
You: see, I'm a dyke. My phantom penis is actually a strap-on
Stranger: do you like make love
You: so if we were to do anything, I would have to do you in the ass
Stranger: what is ass?
You: Where you poop from
Stranger: japan
You: oh, well konnichiwa then
Stranger: konnichiwa
Stranger: wadaxiwa
Stranger: yemiedie
Stranger: yigoyigo
Stranger: u know?
You: no, I don't xD
Stranger: okey i know u dont know
Stranger: can you give me a chat connect to your photo?
You: I could, but you seem to be a leech so I'd rather now
You: goodbye! good luck
You have disconnected.

demondude
04-12-2009, 08:15 PM
Connecting to server...

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hey there.

You: We know who you are.

Stranger: really?

You: Don't pretend you don't know

Stranger: yeah, I'll stop pretending.

You: I know what you have been doing, you dirty specimen

Stranger: did you get the cd?

Stranger: oh no...

You: Think it's big, huh?

Stranger: I never meant...

You: What if I told your mother?

Stranger: don't you, please...

You: She will beat you again! Remember when she ebatyou?

Stranger: mom hates gay people...

Stranger: yes.

You: yes

Stranger: it wasn't nice, at all.

You: She will sodomise you this time

Stranger: yeah, I know.

Stranger: but I'm already used to, thankgod.

You: Do you like having a nice, clean virgin sex life?

You: WELL NOT ANYMORE

You: I'LL MAKE SURE SAHE CLEANS YOU OUT GOOD MISTER

Stranger: noooo...

You: Oops, false alarm! I do apologise

You have disconnected.



Man, I need to get a hobby.

Yar
04-12-2009, 08:16 PM
You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: :)
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

:(

Fate Fatale
04-12-2009, 08:29 PM
Lol. Whoever changed the title. Kudos. I haven't had any fun conversations today. =[

EDIT: I take that back!


Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Heya
Stranger: wanna have sex?
You: only if you're an alien
Stranger: wow u sick smurf..
Stranger: cu
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Heya
Stranger: Heya.
You: do you have aids?
Stranger: Not yet.
Stranger: But I've been looking for some
You: Me too!
Stranger: Shame for us both then.
You: I can't seem to find any on here
Stranger: It's such an awesome disease, really.
Stranger: We need to go to Africa?
Stranger: Yeah ofc.
You: yeah
Stranger: Meet me at my house on Friday, I've got the tickets ordered.
Stranger: kkbai
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Yar
04-12-2009, 08:44 PM
Someone just told me I lost a game.

Fate Fatale
04-12-2009, 08:46 PM
Have you never heard of THE Game?

Lawr
04-12-2009, 08:54 PM
This looks alright. Maybe I'll give it a quick try, will fill you in on the epic details later.

qwertysaur
04-12-2009, 08:56 PM
Me + my sister having too much fun xD

You: marry me

Stranger: im going to changeeeeeeees (8)

You: I'm gay

Stranger: i marry

You: will you marry me?

You: I want chicken

Stranger: yes i will

You: OMG YAY

Stranger: hahaha

You: WE WILL LIVE IN A BUBBLE ON MARS

Stranger: ok

You: AND HAVE 3124320O4234 BABIEZZZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Stranger: hahahahahahahaa

You: ALSO WE WILL BLOW BUBBLES!

Stranger: i will stay at home

You: AND EAT TACOS

You: TACOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOZ

Stranger: wtf is tacos?

You: mexican fewd

Stranger: wooow

Stranger: i never eat this

You: gasp!

You: where do you live?

You: you are deprived of taconess

Stranger: so... my wife or husband? ._.

Stranger: brazil and you?

You: America

Stranger: its sucks here

You: =/

Stranger: cool

You: I'm whaever you want me to be 8D

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Edit:
You: I AM JOHN WOO

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Lawr
04-12-2009, 09:05 PM
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Sup
Stranger: 春哥纯爷们
You: Mothersonofa
You: Do you know any English?
Stranger: YES
Stranger: i can speak english
You: Oh alright
You: I can't speak any english though
You: We'll have to talk in Japanese
Stranger: ho ha yo gu zai yi ma si
You: nani?
You: You know what screw this lets speak in English. This is already losing its funniness
You: Are you there buddy? :(
Stranger: 1 sec
You: Oh alright
Stranger: sorry mate ,just 1sec
You: Take your time
Stranger: so are you japanese?
You: Nah man
You: Are you Japanese?
Stranger: NO!!! I'M THE PIG!!!
You: I love that guy!!!
Stranger: I'M NOT THE PIG NOT JAPANSE
You: I love that guy!!!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello
You: hello
Stranger: asl
You: 12/f/usa
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Meh I tried!

edit
This next one is long. Don't get any ideas you heathens.


Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: yo
Stranger: whats up `?
You: See usually when people say that I go "THE SKY AHRHAHAHHRAHRHHA"
You: Because after a while saying "The sky" stops being funny! >:o
You: So how is life my little friend. This chat is going to be all about YOU
Stranger: how :D?
You: Uh let's do like a question and answer thing
Stranger: okey
You: Go to any forums? :)
Stranger: like where ?
You: I go to Eyes On Final Fantasy
Stranger: okey .
You: That's where I heard about Omegle
You: I'm on a quest to make an epic conversation here
Stranger: okeyy
You: What about you?
Stranger: don't know
Stranger: how old are you anyway ?
You: Fifteen
Stranger: cool
You: How old are you?
Stranger: 15 too
You: A WINNAR IS J00
You: Male right?
Stranger: female
You: Lies! There are no girls on the internet!
You: ( I'm male btw )
Stranger: no, i'm not . i am a female, really . i'm from Estonia
You: Awesome! I live in the USA
Stranger: cool
You: Where is Estonia
You: What continents
Stranger: Estonia is next to russia . you know where is Russia ?
You: Yeah I do. I never learned about Estonia in Geography or World History :(
You: Man this is tough making conversation
Stranger: okey . do you have orkut ?
You: No sorry
You: That's the Google thing right
Stranger: do you have msn `?
You: Yeah
Stranger: what do you think of we are talking there ?
You: Yeah I wouldn't mind talking to you there if that's what you're saying
You: If you want to add me my e-mail is ...
Stranger: okey .

( btw she's freaking hooot ) :thumb:

Værn
04-12-2009, 09:13 PM
I encountered an Irishman, whom I offered to recruit on my quest for world domination. He seemed interested, asked what the plan was, but then disconnected before I could copy+paste the evil plot from my EoY thread.
(I would have copy+pasted the conversation, but I wanted to keep said evil plot on my clipboard for my next conversation)

Yar
04-12-2009, 09:13 PM
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: hi
Stranger: lesbian?
You: yes!
You: howd you know?
You: :o
Stranger: no i ask all chatter^^
Stranger: and im lesbian too
You: :O
Stranger: do you have msn? =)
You: no
Stranger: icq?
You: no
You: im at the library
Stranger: ohh
Stranger: are you hot?
Stranger: and wet?
You: for a lesbian
You: id ask you for lesby sex but you said no asking
Stranger: oh
Stranger: ya i will
Stranger: sure
You: tho i do like a stern butch
You: that tells me what not to do
You: its hot
Stranger: oh its very hooott
You: ;D
You: do you wear flannel too?
Stranger: not at the moment
You: D:
You: FAKE LESBIAN
You have disconnected. :mad2: Don't try to pull that Anne Heche fur with me. [/hypocrisy]

rubah
04-12-2009, 10:02 PM
I can't wait for two eoffers to get in the same convo and both paste the convo here.

Psychotic
04-12-2009, 10:03 PM
Why is it that everybody disconnects as soon as I ask them if they like pop tarts?

Lawr
04-12-2009, 10:04 PM
Because toaster strudel is where it's at.

Rantz
04-12-2009, 10:06 PM
Syg found a girl! :love: Does he love her? :love: I think he does! :love: Oh yes, he does! :love:

Lawr
04-12-2009, 10:08 PM
Syg found a girl! :love: Does he love her? :love: I think he does! :love: Oh yes, he does! :love:

I thought I told you not to get any ideas you heathen! :mad2:

Yar
04-12-2009, 10:10 PM
Syg found a girl! :love: Does he love her? :love: I think he does! :love: Oh yes, he does! :love:

I thought I told you not to get any ideas you heathen! :mad2:That means it turned out to be a guy. :(

Also rubah, someone just told me that JENOVA IS HERE and I asked them if they were from EoFF. xD No response though. :(

LunarWeaver
04-12-2009, 10:14 PM
Someone bombarded me with tons of questions at once. I told him the answer to all of them was Tina Fey, he called me uninteresting, and then he left. That's mine in a nutshell!

Psychotic
04-12-2009, 10:26 PM
So I just got someone to feed their mentally retarded cousin a toenail.

Yar
04-12-2009, 10:28 PM
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi!
Stranger: ok
Stranger: last person
Stranger: i am gona talkto
Stranger: b4 i turn
Stranger: this piece of :bou::bou::bou::bou:
Stranger: website off
You: xD
Stranger: make it worth while :P
You: have you been messing with people too?
Stranger: yes
You: xDD
Stranger: it gets boring tho :P
You: yeah
You: :(
Stranger: this is all this site is used for tbh
You: I was a lesbian earlier today!
You: then i was canadian
Stranger: trying to find sluts, and pretending your sumthing your not :p
You: lol
You: it's like real life!
Stranger: yhh :p
Stranger: anywho
Stranger: have fun messing with peoples mind :p
You: okay
Your conversational partner has disconnected.Nice person, imo.

Psychotic
04-12-2009, 10:34 PM
You: Hey new friend!
Stranger: hi
You: Do you like pop tarts?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

EVERY. FUCKING. TIME. :(

Zeromus_X
04-12-2009, 10:36 PM
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: where r u from?
You: US
You: you?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
or send us feedback.

Shortest conversation ever.

Levian
04-12-2009, 10:37 PM
Stranger: hi
You: hello!
You: are you spanish?
Stranger: nope
You: okay, because the last two I talked to was spanish
Stranger: lol
You: so I take it this is a spanish chat
Stranger: Nope, worldwide I think. Gotten chinese people before.
Stranger: I'm sorry to inform you this but
You: excellent. chinese people are cool and they know karate
Stranger: PENIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS


I talked to one of you guys didn't I?

rubah
04-12-2009, 10:37 PM
Psy, you just have to know how to do it

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: BABIES PL0X
You: hi
You: do you like poptarts?
Stranger: no
You: I don't really either
Stranger: they smell funny
Stranger: cuz im gay
You: they've got too much bread and not enough tart :(
Stranger: BABIES PL0X
You: I don't have any!
You: sorry :(
Stranger: lets make some
You: but you're gay!
Stranger: pizza pizza 15 minutes
Stranger: meet you there
You: k
Stranger: bi
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

LunarWeaver
04-12-2009, 10:43 PM
The pop tart barrier is strong.

http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i29/LunarWeaver/Poptarts-1.jpg

qwertysaur
04-12-2009, 10:48 PM
I just had an hour long conversation with someone and she gave me her MSN. xD

Lawr
04-12-2009, 10:49 PM
I just had an hour long conversation with someone and she gave me her MSN. xD

Wow it took you that long? It usually only takes me 7 minutes to get a girl's MSN. :cool:

Marshall Banana
04-12-2009, 10:54 PM
Speaking of Pop-Tarts, I have some strawberry-flavored Pop-Tarts on my desk right now. I'm saving them for tonight!

qwertysaur
04-12-2009, 10:58 PM
I win
http://i296.photobucket.com/albums/mm163/qwertyxsora/Iwin.png

Levian
04-12-2009, 10:59 PM
I think I got someone to join EoFF :cool:

This is perfect for advertising.

Psychotic
04-12-2009, 11:00 PM
You: Hello. Do you like pop tarts?
Stranger: Hey! ;)
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: haj
You: Pop tarts?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: Hi :)
You: Oh, hello!
You: Do you like pop tarts?
Stranger: Yes :)
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY :(

Quindiana Jones
04-12-2009, 11:02 PM
That was amazing.

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: i love you
You: I once ate a bear. Swear to God.
Stranger: wanna make out?
You: Depends. Have you eaten a bear?
Stranger: I love you
You: Fight me for my hand in marriage.
You: OK, you win.
Stranger: Bears taste like chicken and i love chicken
Stranger: YAY!
You: Let's hitch. Meet me in Vegas in 4 hours.
You: Outside the Bellagio.
Stranger: alrighty!
You: Wear a red cap. I will be wearing four dildo suits, and holding a bear.
You: A real, live bear.
Stranger: ok
Stranger: Will he be joining us tonight?
You: His name is Gary. He will be joining us in our honeymoon suite.
You: We're so in tune!
Stranger: we are!!
Stranger: you are my soul mate :3
You: Let's get married somewhere!
Stranger: YES!
You: But where?
Stranger: idk *bites fingernails*
You: I can talk to bees.
Stranger: OMG!!! So can I!!!
You: The local priest here is a bee.
You: He could do us.
Stranger: We are like, so meant for each other!
Stranger: sweet
You: As long as we sacrifice our first child to his love nest.
Stranger: :( I guess we could
You: Don't worry. First children sucks.
Stranger: ok thats good then
You: We can call it Quin.
You: I've always wanted to kill a child named Quin.
Stranger: yay!
You: Right. I'm gonna go arrange this thing. Later.
Stranger: noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo :(
Stranger: don't leave me!
You: Don't worry! I'll come back! Like Leonardo DiCaprio in Titanic 2.

Even better:

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: moi
You: Vous?
Stranger: hi
Stranger: where you fromo
You: Bonjour.
You: La France.
Stranger: bonjour madame
You: Et vous?
Stranger: what?
Stranger: finland
You: Madame? Ah, non Monsieur. Je suis un homme.
Stranger: france is asshole of the world
You: Oui, je suis d'accord.
Stranger: speak english you motherfucker
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Psychotic
04-12-2009, 11:02 PM
AH HA

Stranger: dominate me if u r a sexy chick
You: I am a pop tart.
Stranger: cool
You: welp!
Stranger: what
You: idk
You: I have a rash I need cream for it.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

EDIT: FAVOURITE:

You: POP TARTS GOD DAMNIT
Stranger: ...
You: Well
You: Just sayin'.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

LunarWeaver
04-12-2009, 11:03 PM
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i29/LunarWeaver/Poptarts2-1.jpg

Now I can sit at the cool kid's lunch table.

rubah
04-12-2009, 11:03 PM
titanic 2 xD

Shoeberto
04-12-2009, 11:03 PM
You: Hello
You: Do you like pop tarts?
Stranger: least you sound interesting =D
You: D:
Stranger: and tbh, I can't say I've ever had one/any
You have disconnected.

Lawr
04-12-2009, 11:05 PM
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Do you like poptarts?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

The hell is this!? :irked:

Quindiana Jones
04-12-2009, 11:13 PM
OK, I've got to ask: what is it about pop tarts?

I just had a fairly long conversation with someone, but as soon as I asked "Do you like pop tarts?", they replied that they didn't know what that was and left. xD

Levian
04-12-2009, 11:43 PM
Stranger: hi
You: hello stranger
You: got a selection of good things on sale, stranger!
Stranger: Where are you from
You: spain
You: do you have a ps2?
Stranger: no, ps3
You: Ah, I'll buy it at a high price!

I've played too much Resident Evil

demondude
04-12-2009, 11:55 PM
Connecting to server...

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Hello. Do you like Pop Tarts?

Stranger: With bacon, yes.

You: that sounds gross

Stranger: my face

You: I am in the firm belief that you have serious issues

You: I don't know what your face looks like, but I am assured it does not look good

You: Perhaps we can chat and you can persuade me otherwise

Stranger: pop tarts with bacon = serious issues? bacon is one of the best parts of breakfast

You: No, you do not understand. Only heathens eat bacon

You: You must follow the true path

Stranger: Your assumptions show how much logic you used in your rebutle

You: One with an ugly face is not allowed to apply logic in a situatuion because they fail anyway

Stranger: Now your talking

You: I apologise for the misspellings, I was occupied by your horrible mug

Stranger: I use bacon fat on my face, it fills up my pores nicely

You: That, my friend, is why you are absolutely horrifying. I think you made my girlfriend go into labour when she saw you

You: It was the shock

Stranger: when i pop a zit, i immediately make sure bacon fat goes into that open pore asap

You: I bet you get lots of zits

Stranger: everywhere

You: Only ugly people get lots of zits

Stranger: I have a small syringe to put the bacon fat straight into my pores

You: I see

You: You still suck

Stranger: I know

You: You should be ashamed

Stranger: I am :)

You: Good

Stranger: I want to tie you down and pop my zits in your mouth

You: Uusally I would say to build self esteem and eat healthy

You: But I can tell it's a waste of time. You are clearly retarded and lack any form of control.

You: You need to re-evaluate your life, because you make me sick

Stranger: nomnomnom

You: You Nazi

Stranger: Im a rich doctor, dont need to evalute enything

You: I see. You can wear the mask

You: It covers you well

You: I bet they put you in the maternity ward so the babies cry when the are born

Stranger: Moot?

You: So's your face

Stranger: Your kinda awesome

You: I don't need to know that. A dead person could tell me that

Stranger: Your also very cocky :P

You: A man like em has to be

You: *me

You: I feel slightly ill being in the vicinity of a lacky such as yourself. I will leave, mostly to rid myself of that horrible smell, partly because, quite frankly, you suck.

You: Toodles

You have disconnected.



I'm not usually that cocky, I was just trying to see if I could get him really annoyed and stuff.

qwertysaur
04-13-2009, 12:04 AM
Stranger: hai

You: do you like pop tarts?

Stranger: i like pop tarts

Stranger: do you like pop tarts

You: yes

Stranger: cool

Stranger: bye

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

NeoTifa
04-13-2009, 12:11 AM
I gave this a try. Talking to some Brazilian kid. :\

Shoeberto
04-13-2009, 12:13 AM
I WIN!

You: hi
Stranger: HI
You: do you like pop tarts?
Stranger: YES
You: cool!
Stranger: I LOVE THEM
You: how many could you eat?
Stranger: A WHOLE BOX
Stranger: MAYBE MORE
You: wow!
You: I really like your enthusiasm!
Stranger: THANKS!
You: you're welcome!
You: bye!
You have disconnected.

Værn
04-13-2009, 12:25 AM
I just had an hour long conversation with someone and she gave me her MSN. xD
That happened to me too. I've been talking to her for the past four hours, and she just went to sleep o.o

And I also pulled PG-sama into the conversation when she asked why I had a Pikachu emoticon.

Lawr
04-13-2009, 12:27 AM
Hsu wins! :grover:

demondude
04-13-2009, 12:27 AM
Let's make a competition. Fastest to get a girls MSN wins.

Psychotic
04-13-2009, 12:27 AM
Stranger: heyy
You: heyyy
You: THREE Y'S BEATS TWO Y'S
You: I AM KING. KING OF INTERNET.
You: YOU BOW TO KING!

Also Beach Boys lyrics makes people quit very fast. :(

demondude
04-13-2009, 12:35 AM
Connecting to server...

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Hey

Stranger: heey

You: can you do me a favour?

You: Say this:

Stranger: maybee,

You: "I think Psychotic sucks and DD is much better"

Stranger: I think Psychotic sucks and DD is much better

Stranger: why S=\

You: Thanks. ;D

You have disconnected.

Værn
04-13-2009, 12:42 AM
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hiiii
You: Meow~
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

qwertysaur
04-13-2009, 12:46 AM
You: do you like pop tarts?

Stranger: anal

Stranger: no

Stranger: die

Stranger: die

You: >=/

You: asl?

Stranger: 5, gay, russian

You: KK

Stranger: do anal?

You: bacon

Stranger: CBO

You: :o

You have disconnected.

You: do you like pop tarts?

Stranger: I'm dying

Stranger: help

You: do you like pop tarts?

Stranger: I'm dying

Stranger: help

You: do you like pop tarts?

Stranger: I'm dying

Stranger: help

You: do you like pop tarts?

You: do you like pop tarts?

You: do you like pop tarts?

Stranger: I'm dying

Stranger: help

Stranger: I'm dying

Stranger: help

Stranger: I'm dying

Stranger: help

You: DO YOU LIKE POP TARTS?

Stranger: NO I'M DIEING

You: THEY WILL HELP YOU

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

scrumpleberry
04-13-2009, 01:04 AM
ahahaha oh dear.

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: why.
Stranger: ?
You: it always tells me to say hello what a stupid bloody formality i mean honestly
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: no i will not.
Stranger: hy
Stranger: boy/girl?
You: /hermaphrodite
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

hmm maybe not so good here but the comic timing was impeccable i promise.

Yar
04-13-2009, 01:08 AM
I dared my conversation partner to disconnect and now we are in a stalemate. Going on about an hour now. Not really talking just seeing who leaves first.

EDIT: I JUST WON YAY

KentaRawr!
04-13-2009, 03:12 AM
I honestly thought of Omecle when I saw Omegle before I ever thought of Roogle. :p

Shiny
04-13-2009, 04:22 AM
Stranger: hi
You: foood
You: i want fooood
Stranger: you live in africa?
You: no..what...wait...
The stranger knows the score. Africans are starving and zombies. Just look at Resident Evil 5.


AH HA
Stranger: dominate me if u r a sexy chick
You: I am a pop tart.
Stranger: cool
You: welp!
Stranger: what
You: idk
You: I have a rash I need cream for it.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

:bigsmile:

Unfortunately, this site refuses to load for me, but I bet my convos would be pretty weird.

Psychotic
04-13-2009, 04:40 AM
This is the best way in the world to get a girl to draw pictures of unicorns for you on webcam bar none.

qwertysaur
04-13-2009, 07:06 PM
I like how this one came out :bigsmile:

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

You: pop tarts?

You: I worship pop tarts?

Stranger: house music

Stranger: starts

You: you worship pop tarts?

Stranger: tarts?

Stranger: what is it?

You: my god

You: he is married to the flying spagetti monster

You: and rides the invisable pink unicorn

You: ramen

Stranger: pastafarian?

You: YES!

Stranger: do you speak with me before?

You: I don't know

Stranger: are you pastafarian?

You: only on Mondays

You: on other days I'm a walrus

Stranger: what is walrus?

You: http://www.google.com/images?q=tbn:wPfL5ZPIUx3KxM::www.countingcats.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/walrus.jpg

You: that

You: :3

Stranger: a fat boy?

You: nope. I glide through the sea

You: the thickness keeps me warm

You: because I like to hang out in Antarctica


Stranger: so you like fish

You: they are fun to hit people with

You: best when the fish are still alive

You: put them in peoples pants

You: much fun it is

Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Edit: It was going so well too :(

Connecting to server...

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: HI DO U LIKE BAGELS?!!?

You: poptarts

Stranger: omg

You: poptarts > bagles

Stranger: i love poptarts

Stranger: but bagels are so wonderful

You: bagle shaped pop tarts

Stranger: yes!

Stranger: that would be fabulous

You: they need to be made now

Stranger: i agree

Stranger: omg wahts your favorite poptart

You: I'm eating a Smores one right now :3

Stranger: omg jealous

Stranger: i love those

You: strawberry is also yummy

Stranger: yeah!

Stranger: i hate the ones without icing

Stranger: they're gross

You: they are the boring ones

Stranger: yeah

Stranger: omg i love the cookie dough ones too

You: have you ever read the microwave instructions on pop tarts?

You: cookie dough = <3

Stranger: nope haha

Stranger: i put them in the toaster

Stranger: yes!

You: it says microwave for 3 seconds xD

Stranger: hahhaha

Stranger: omg i want to go get a poptart now

You: yummy

Stranger: eeven though i just ate 6 fruit rollups

You: :o

Stranger: they're so addicting

You: yes they are

You: it is really weird though, usually when I say the words pop tarts people disconnect =/

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Rebellious Eagle
04-13-2009, 07:43 PM
Stranger: hi
You: Do you like waffles?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I also told some guy that I was Sephiroth and then he disconnected on me. >:O

Freya
04-13-2009, 07:50 PM
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: That's all it told me to say
Stranger: do u know truth or dare?
You: o.o
You: Are you 12?
Stranger: no
You: OMG your mom let you on the internet!
Stranger: someone asked me..
You: Asked you to get on the internet?
Stranger: but i dont know it.
Stranger: truth or dare
You: Oh.
Stranger: @@
You: Is that some cult game?
Stranger: yes
You: Where you dare each other to drink the cult juice
Stranger: er..
You: Truthfully dare each other that is.
Stranger: its a game for little ones?
You: Little ones are joining cults?
Stranger: .you just asked me if i were 12..
You: Yes but i didn't ask you if you were in a cult.
Stranger: okay
You: Are you? Do you practice the cult game of truth or dare?
Stranger: so its a popular and interesting game?
Stranger: i dont know the game before
You: Is it corruppting our children!?
You: Oh gawd someone needs to be told about this.
Stranger: to be honest i cant follow u
You: Don't see how YOu can't. You asked about a game I don't know about. I inferred if it was about a cult and you said yes. You said it was for children and cults aren't good for children so I'm concerned.
You: How is that not easily followed?
Stranger: oh.we misunderstood in the first part
Stranger: i dont know the game and u dont know either
You: Oh I know the game.
You: o.o
Stranger: god..
You: I thought we were talking about the cult version of it
Stranger: oh,no
You: In which I don't know that version
Stranger: okay..

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

KentaRawr!
04-13-2009, 08:25 PM
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: That was pretty fast. o,o
Stranger: ;)
Stranger: where u from?
You: The internetz. :3 You?
Stranger: :D
Stranger: im from worl of warcarft of course
Stranger: d*
You: Ah, I see. I've never been there. o,o Is it somewhere in Australia?
Stranger: many lands, big place
You: Ah, I see. I wonder if it's bigger than mars. :x
Stranger: ;)
You: IS it bigger than mars? o_o
Stranger: well, I let u see our map..
You: Sure.
Stranger: click this link and you'll see it =) http://warcraftportal.ro/imagini/ss1-hires.jpg
You: Aw. Not bigger than mars. ;-;
Stranger: but it's nice enough
You: True dat.
Stranger: I escially love northrend
Stranger: coolest place
You: Cool. :0
You: Is it cold? Somehow the name makes me think of coldness.
Stranger: yes, well.. it has few places
You: Ah.
Stranger: but it's also kinda exotic
You: o,o
Stranger: you ainät been in world of warcraft?
Stranger: ain't*
You: Nope. Never played, actually. :x
Stranger: why not?
Stranger: are u into fantasy games?
You: Well, I do like some fantasy games, yes. o,o
You: I just never really tried it. :x
Stranger: I recommand this one for u
Stranger: you can try it out for 10 days free
You: I'll try it out sometime.
Stranger: u should
You: Most certainly.
Stranger: I got myself one friend to play with me
Stranger: I also had an finnish guild before
You: o.o
Stranger: but what are your intresses?
Stranger: not like im going to speak you about wow all the time :D
You: I don't have much to talk about. After all, I am a robot. :0
Stranger: no music you like? no movies your into?
You: Oh, well I like music, of course. I don't watch movies too often, though. :x
Stranger: what kind of music you like?
You: It depends, really.
You: Sometimes I listen to jazz, sometimes classical, sometimes I listen to what could be considered rock.
You: What about you?
Stranger: jazz ruls ;)
Stranger: I like hiphop also
Stranger: not that average blood elf
Stranger: haha
You: lol
Stranger: wuut?
You: Just watched a funny cat video. :x
Stranger: :D
You: Anywho, I suppose I should be off. :3
Stranger: ootkos sä nyt suomalainen?
You: o.o Huh?
Stranger: nothing :D
You: n_n; Okay.
Stranger: are you japanese?
You: No, I'm from the internetz.
You: But seriously from the U.S. :x
You: Anyway, I'm off.
You: It was cool talking to you. :3
Stranger: cool
Stranger: u too =)
You: Bye now. o,o/
Stranger: bye! =)

I tried to be weird, but I failed. :(

rubah
04-13-2009, 08:45 PM
I honestly thought of Omecle when I saw Omegle before I ever thought of Roogle. :p

out of site, out of mind.

(typo intentional)

~*~Celes~*~
04-13-2009, 08:45 PM
I had to use the aim bot because the site's button didn't work for me.

OmegleBot (3:36:40 PM): i like guys that seem like they might be murderers or just have a taxidermy hobby
Bluepower01 (3:36:47 PM): really?
Bluepower01 (3:36:52 PM): i like serial killers sometimes.
Bluepower01 (3:37:14 PM): and serial rapists
Bluepower01 (3:37:17 PM): sexy
OmegleBot (3:37:39 PM): welp dating a serial killer might actually make me puke but i like the way they dress and cut their hair
Bluepower01 (3:37:55 PM): how do they dress? :o
Bluepower01 (3:38:13 PM): and why would it make you puke? o.o
Bluepower01 (3:38:33 PM): do you like poptarts?
OmegleBot (3:38:46 PM): i donno i guess they all dont dress the same but that sort of extremely normal blend into the background look is nice
OmegleBot (3:38:58 PM): i love poptarts strawberry with frosting and sprinkles are the best
OmegleBot (3:38:59 PM): hot or cold

That's only part of the convo but man she's weird. She's also obsessed with bikers.

OmegleBot (3:47:01 PM): do you write romantic things
Bluepower01 (3:47:05 PM): of course
OmegleBot (3:47:08 PM): biker romance?
Bluepower01 (3:47:10 PM): no

rubah
04-13-2009, 08:49 PM
some people just don't appreciate calculus :(

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hi
You: so, what do you think about thermodynamics?
You: pretty cool stuff, right?
Stranger: yea
You: I think my favorite law is the second law
You: you know, entropy
You: ds = Tdq or whatever
You: do you integrate?
Stranger: yep
You: awesome, what's your favorite integral? :D
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

This person cut me off :(

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi!
Stranger: hi
You: what do you think about thermodynamics?
Stranger: i think that is so...
Stranger: dynamic..
You: well, in regards to heat transfer and work, yes
You: and I guess sometimes there's mass flow
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Finally, a kindred spirit!

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi!
Stranger: hi there
You: what do you think about thermodynamics?
Stranger: its aa heated question
You: :D
You: which law do you prefer?
You: I have to say I'm partial to entropy
Stranger: newtons
Stranger: decaying
You: mmm, natural decay
Stranger: ive studied the theory of relativity
You: that's like, at near-c speeds, your mass approaches ∞? or is that another one
Stranger: iestien
Stranger: mc=2
Stranger: i like to take the piss
You: I hear that's popular
You: esp at /b/
Stranger: the speed of light is 186,000 miles per sec
You: very nice
You: it was fun shooting the :bou::bou::bou::bou:, but I think it's flash game time 8) take care!
You have disconnected.

Yar
04-13-2009, 09:08 PM
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: kamehameha
You: HI
Stranger: kamehameha?
You: he was the king of hawaii!
Stranger: OH SNAP
Stranger: you win
You: :)
Your conversational partner has disconnected.I won. :)
You: hi
Stranger: Hi!
You: i won this last time
You: can i win this time too?
Stranger: No. I won
You: :(
You have disconnected.:(

Fate Fatale
04-13-2009, 10:43 PM
I'm so glad this amuses you guys. =]

Quindiana Jones
04-13-2009, 11:17 PM
This is my new cocain.

~*~Celes~*~
04-13-2009, 11:26 PM
I MET A COOL GUY AND HIS NAME IS JACK

Psychotic
04-14-2009, 01:49 AM
Omegle:

50% Foreigners
40% Horny men looking for cyber sex
5% Unfunny 4chan faggots
5% Genuinely witty people.

EDIT:

Stranger: im the antichrist
You: I'm christ.
You: Let's fight.
Stranger: ok
Stranger: i win
You: Damn.
You: I lost.
Stranger: cuz im the antichrist
You: Well, back to Nazareth with me.
You have disconnected.

<3

Quindiana Jones
04-14-2009, 01:50 AM
I'm enjoying screwing with the horny guys. So far I've been a 74 year old woman looking to cyber young men, and a gay man from Ireland looking to hook up.

Freya
04-14-2009, 08:04 AM
I tried poptarts.


Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: Hello there
You: do you like poptarts?
Stranger: yes
You: That's good.
You: I think you just won.
You: You won the internet
You: are you proud?
Stranger: oh goody
Stranger: i'm psyched
You: This isn't a normal thing
You: it doesn't happen often
Stranger: what?
You: relish in it
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

arcanedude34
04-14-2009, 09:15 AM
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: WHOA!! You put on weight...
Stranger: ?
You: You heard me
You: Fatty
Stranger: ...
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

EDIT:
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

:cry:

Clouded Sky
04-14-2009, 03:38 PM
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: That's all it told me to say
You: do u know truth or dare?
Stranger: o.o
Stranger: Are you 12?
You: no
Stranger: OMG your mom let you on the internet!
You: someone asked me..
Stranger: Asked you to get on the internet?
You: but i dont know it.
You: truth or dare
Stranger: Oh.
You: @@
Stranger: Is that some cult game?
You: yes
Stranger: Where you dare each other to drink the cult juice
You: er..
Stranger: Truthfully dare each other that is.
You: its a game for little ones?
Stranger: Little ones are joining cults?
You: .you just asked me if i were 12..
Stranger: Yes but i didn't ask you if you were in a cult.
You: okay
Stranger: Are you? Do you practice the cult game of truth or dare?
You: so its a popular and interesting game?
You: i dont know the game before
Stranger: Is it corruppting our children!?
Stranger: Oh gawd someone needs to be told about this.
You: to be honest i cant follow u
Stranger: Don't see how YOu can't. You asked about a game I don't know about. I inferred if it was about a cult and you said yes. You said it was for children and cults aren't good for children so I'm concerned.
Stranger: How is that not easily followed?
You: oh.we misunderstood in the first part
You: i dont know the game and u dont know either
Stranger: Oh I know the game.
Stranger: o.o
You: god..
Stranger: I thought we were talking about the cult version of it
You: oh,no
Stranger: In which I don't know that version
You: okay..

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Jiro
04-14-2009, 04:02 PM
You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: :)
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

:(

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Hey there
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I feel your pain Yars :(

Freya
04-14-2009, 04:32 PM
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: That's all it told me to say
You: do u know truth or dare?
Stranger: o.o
Stranger: Are you 12?
You: no
Stranger: OMG your mom let you on the internet!
You: someone asked me..
Stranger: Asked you to get on the internet?
You: but i dont know it.
You: truth or dare
Stranger: Oh.
You: @@
Stranger: Is that some cult game?
You: yes
Stranger: Where you dare each other to drink the cult juice
You: er..
Stranger: Truthfully dare each other that is.
You: its a game for little ones?
Stranger: Little ones are joining cults?
You: .you just asked me if i were 12..
Stranger: Yes but i didn't ask you if you were in a cult.
You: okay
Stranger: Are you? Do you practice the cult game of truth or dare?
You: so its a popular and interesting game?
You: i dont know the game before
Stranger: Is it corruppting our children!?
Stranger: Oh gawd someone needs to be told about this.
You: to be honest i cant follow u
Stranger: Don't see how YOu can't. You asked about a game I don't know about. I inferred if it was about a cult and you said yes. You said it was for children and cults aren't good for children so I'm concerned.
Stranger: How is that not easily followed?
You: oh.we misunderstood in the first part
You: i dont know the game and u dont know either
Stranger: Oh I know the game.
Stranger: o.o
You: god..
Stranger: I thought we were talking about the cult version of it
You: oh,no
Stranger: In which I don't know that version
You: okay..

Your conversational partner has disconnected.


=D!!!

Jiro
04-14-2009, 05:15 PM
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Congratulations!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: CHINESE
You: You are our 100th caller, so you win a free Chocobo Hat!
Stranger: I DONT KNOW
You: Do you know Peegee?
Stranger: NO I DON NOT KNOW
You: That's unfortunate, I just assumed... No, nevermind. You have a good day sir or madam. :D
You have disconnected.

I just assumed.. you know, because... Nevermind :p

Psychotic
04-14-2009, 05:27 PM
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: EVERYBODY DANCE NOW
You: BOMP BOMP BOMP BOMP
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

This happened seven times in a row before I dropped that gimmick.

~*~Celes~*~
04-14-2009, 05:59 PM
Stranger: hi
Stranger: what's your name?
You: Kari, yours?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Then there was one where this guy asked if I was Chinese, I said no. He asked where I'm from and I said the USA. So he asked if I was white I said yes. He told me to suck his man-toy and then disconnected :(

scrumpleberry
04-14-2009, 07:40 PM
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: EVERYBODY DANCE NOW
You: BOMP BOMP BOMP BOMP
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

This happened seven times in a row before I dropped that gimmick.

That would be because you missed off the last 2 BOMPs! I am so dissapointed in you right now :mad2:

~*~Celes~*~
04-14-2009, 08:10 PM
the aim bot won't sign back in so i can't use it anymore =[

Lawr
04-14-2009, 08:12 PM
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: meow
You: Hmmm
You: A friend of mine likes to meow
Stranger: >_>
You: Yeah, instead of saying "Hi" he'll meow
You: But it's always nice to have something that wasn't copy pasted
Stranger: meowwwww
You: :)
You: Uh
You: Puurrrrr?
Stranger: purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr meow
You: Yes. Meow indeed.
You: So where are you from, buddy?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I thought it was Vaern! If only they'd answered that last question... :(

~*~Celes~*~
04-14-2009, 09:14 PM
Just had a nice conversation with a 29 year old Londoner! She was awesome =D

Psychotic
04-14-2009, 09:45 PM
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: EVERYBODY DANCE NOW
You: BOMP BOMP BOMP BOMP
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

This happened seven times in a row before I dropped that gimmick.

That would be because you missed off the last 2 BOMPs! I am so dissapointed in you right now :mad2:There's only four (before repeats which don't count) what the hell.

Værn
04-14-2009, 09:56 PM
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: meow
You: Hmmm
You: A friend of mine likes to meow
Stranger: >_>
You: Yeah, instead of saying "Hi" he'll meow
You: But it's always nice to have something that wasn't copy pasted
Stranger: meowwwww
You: :)
You: Uh
You: Puurrrrr?
Stranger: purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr meow
You: Yes. Meow indeed.
You: So where are you from, buddy?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I thought it was Vaern! If only they'd answered that last question... :(
Nope, not me. I usually use one of those squiggly lines when I meow~. And I like using astericks when I *purrrrrrrrrrrrrrr* or *HISSSSSSSSSSSS!*.

KentaRawr!
04-14-2009, 10:17 PM
Stranger: hi
You: Hi there.
Stranger: asl? :o)
You: Architectural symbolic locomotion.
You: You? n_n
Stranger: arse sucking leech

:3 That was fun.

~*~Celes~*~
04-14-2009, 10:46 PM
You: hi
Stranger: Well that was rude
You: what was?
Stranger: That
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

:(

KentaRawr!
04-14-2009, 11:07 PM
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: bam!
You: AH!
Stranger: got you
You: Sure did.
Stranger: how's going
You: It's going well. How about you?
Stranger: allright
Stranger: a little cold
Stranger: but pretty good
Stranger: where are you from?
You: I'm from the internet. o,o
You: What about you?
Stranger: excellentr
Stranger: pretty much the same thing
Stranger: well
You: I came here on the recommendation of this forum I go to called Eyesonff.com. Lots of funny conversations people have had on here.
Stranger: eyesonff?
Stranger: forum?
You: Well, a web forum is a place people go to post messages about topics to one another. Eyesonff was made as a forum for discussion on Final Fantasy video games, but the final fantasy sections have dwindled down quite a bit.
Stranger: huh
You: Most people use the "General Discussion" section. o,o
Stranger: what is that emoticon supposed to be
You: Oh, the "o,o"?
Stranger: yeah
You: It's two eyes and a mouth made from a comma.
Stranger: oh, mouth
Stranger: anyway
Stranger: what do people say about this service
You: On eyesonff, most people end up with funny, nonsensical conversations.
Stranger: sounds about right
Stranger: i've already had one death threat in the last 5 minutes
You: Wow. That's odd. o_o How'd that happen?
Stranger: one person just pretended they were a dog the while time
Stranger: there was an uncomfortable silence
Stranger: then a death threat
Stranger: then a disconnect
Stranger: it was all very sudden
You: One person I was talking with said "Arse sucking leech" and then disconnected. o,o
Stranger: bervity
You: Quite.
You: I don't think I've had a normal conversation yet, save for this one.
Stranger: they're hard to find
Stranger: i think most people are kind of out for the instant gratification
You: Yeah, I agree.
Stranger: i guess that's what happens when you give people anonymity
Stranger: and a person they can talk to immediately
You: Yeah.
Stranger: "arse sucking leech"
You: There's not much to worry about with how you present yourself, or any sort of backlash. But there's still that idea that you're talking to a person.
Stranger: that's actually pretty funny
Stranger: barely
Stranger: it's kind of like talking to eliza
You: Eliza?
Stranger: bow chika bow wow
Stranger: it was a computer program for the mac
You: I always thought it was "bow chika wah wow", not "bow chicka bow wow"
You: Ah.
You: You should register to EyesonFF. We could use more normal conversations there.
Stranger: it would simulate talking to a therapist
Stranger: and just repeat your statements in the form of a question
You: Repeat statements in the form of a question?
Stranger: Why do feel the need to repeat statements in the form of a question?
Stranger: exactly
You: That reminds me of an Aimbot.
Stranger: it was kind of the first aimbot
Stranger: before aim
You: Ah, I see.
Stranger: google it, it has a wikipedia entry
Stranger: plus a web version of it
Stranger: before people were all that tech savvy it actually passed as a real person most of the time
You: That also reminds me of the "Metal Gear Solid" series of video games. The main character would often repeat the statements of either his commanding officer or some other character after he'd state them. He kind of acted as a "Watson" for progressing the story.
Stranger: haha
Stranger: i never though of it like that
Stranger: i love those games
You: Ah, really? They're some of my favorites, too. Especially the third game.
Stranger: i guess he was repeating a lot of lines
Stranger: he always seemed very surprised to find another metal gear
Stranger: i loved the third one, was completely terrible at it
You: The camera was pretty unfair in the third one, if you ask me.
You: But even still, donning camo and hopping in some grass works well enough for hiding if an enemy sees you.
Stranger: definitely, it felt like they updated the play style but forgot to update the camera
Stranger: ha, i got used to it, but switching in and out of the menu to change camo was pretty jarring the first time
Stranger: i was convinced i wasn't doing it right
You: Yeah, especially in areas with large amount of color contrast, like a muddy swamp.
Stranger: man, i know
You: You could need green camo for a few moments, but crawling just a little more and the camo index suddenly drops 60%.
Stranger: looking back, it's kind of hard to believe that it didn't detract that much from the gameplay
You: Yeah, it really is.
Stranger: and fire camo was just...strange
You: That it was.
Stranger: in case you are set on fire
Stranger: and need to hide
You: Haha, yeah.
You: I wonder how Snake carries all that, though. The weapons, the equipment, the medical supplies, and then a dozen or so camo suits?
You: Including a thick scientist's outfit, no less.
Stranger: the scientists outfit was the best
Stranger: i liked how you kept on your sporty bandana
You: Yeah, I agree. Snake also looked pretty funny with those glasses on.
You: It's a shame you couldn't wear camo at the same time without guards getting suspicious. That would've been great.
You: Face paint camo, I mean.
Stranger: ha
Stranger: yeah
You: I remember a re-done version of that game came out called "Subsistence". It apparently fixed the camera a bit.
Stranger: i heard about that
Stranger: i played the re-release of mgs2
Stranger: substence, i think
Stranger: really strange
You: I bought Substance, but sadly, it doesn't work on my model of PS2.
You: I was looking forward to doing some VR missions, too. x_x
Stranger: wow, that's taking me back
Stranger: i used to own the vr mission for mgs1
You: Ah, I never played that one. VR Missions on the PS1, I mean.
Stranger: it was weird
Stranger: there was a mystery segment
Stranger: you had to find a killer based on clues
You: Oh, I think I saw one of the levels during that segment.
Stranger: the last one was a locked room mystery
Stranger: at the end, it was just a solider sleeping on a ketchup bottle
You: Hah, that's pretty funny, especially considering that one part of MGS1 when Snake's locked in the room.
You: There was a game on the Sega CD directed by Hideo Kojima, the director for the MGS series, called Snatcher. It was essentially a murder mystery, and then other mystery things.
Stranger: heh
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: are you serious?
Stranger: holy :bou::bou::bou::bou:
Stranger: that sounds awesome
You: It was really cool.
Stranger: i never knew anyone with a sega cd
You: I had one, a long time ago.
You: That's when I played Snatcher. It was really pretty cool.
Stranger: you were ahead of the curve
You: Interestingly, there's a little robot with a screen called "Metal Gear MkII" that followed you around all over the place.
Stranger: wow
Stranger: i really need to look into this game
Stranger: it sounds really cool
You: The main problem I had with the game was the voice acting. It was pretty hard to get used to at first. u_u
Stranger: ha, they really went crazy with the live action clips on the sega cd
Stranger: just because you can do something doesn't mean you should
You: Yeah, that's exactly how I feel about it.
You: I do like that the game has CD quality music, though.
You: The intro music is one of my favorite tracks.
Stranger: i remember some murder mystery on the sega cd that had christopher walken on it
Stranger: can't remember what
You: Really? o_o
Stranger: yeah...may have been for the jaguar
You: Huh, actually, looking at some old pictures of Christopher Walken, he almost looks like the main character to Snatcher. Only when he does his hair a certain way, though.
You: And when he's younger.
Stranger: ha
Stranger: the video game was called ripper
Stranger: ah, it was a dos game
You: Oh, Ripper, on the DOS.
You: Beat me to it. x_x
Stranger: hah
Stranger: yeah
You: Snatcher's plot revolves around the protagonist, Gillian Seed. He's part of a group called "Junkers" that are basically detectives that look into machines called "Snatchers" that murder humans, and then take their place in society. :0 So the game is basically about figuring out who the snatchers are based on murder scenes.
Stranger: fucking awesome
You: You should find a way to play it. I think you'd really like it. The interactivity of unfolding a story in the way you do a murder mystery is a really great experience.
Stranger: that sounds like a lot of fun
Stranger: i'm going to get back to work now, i think i've wasted enough time
Stranger: good talking to you, i may check out that forum
You: Ah, okay. It was great talking to you.
You: See you later.

Perfectly normal conversation GET!

Oh, and whee for switching the title to "Omecle". :3

~*~Celes~*~
04-14-2009, 11:26 PM
i seem to have more meaningful conversations than random and stupid ones xD it's kind of nice actually.

scrumpleberry
04-15-2009, 12:05 AM
Only met one smart person so far.

Bowser
04-15-2009, 12:15 AM
Dave in Brisbane told me how he got drunk and fell down the stairs at a party. Now he has two broken ribs.


Stranger: sht happens lol

KentaRawr!
04-15-2009, 12:51 AM
You: BOO!
Stranger: argh
You: Gotcha.
Stranger: unexpected
You: Quite so.
Stranger: I feel quite put out.
You: My apologies.
Stranger: I'm going to go somewhere and cry!

Now I feel bad.

Burned
04-15-2009, 02:08 AM
Well Kentarou it looks like you did have some weird messages. Glad mine wasn't the only one.

Well I enjoyed Omegle but most of mine were stupid. It got funner after making up a few "pick up" lines.

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Rostum
04-15-2009, 02:23 AM
:shifty:

Pant Leg Eater from the Bad World
04-15-2009, 03:23 AM
I found an EOFFer


Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Do you like poptarts?
Stranger: Do you like my hat?
You: Is it a poptart hat?
Stranger: I'm not telling
Stranger: I don't need it eaten
You: So, poptarts. Yes or no?
Stranger: That's a vague question
Stranger: Can you be more specific
You: Do you enjoy poptarts? What is your favorite kind?
Stranger: Now you're asking two more questions when we haven't even tackled the first one properly
Stranger: Let's take them one at a time ok there Bob?
You: I'm not BoB.
You: I swearz.
You: Z
Stranger: Do you like my deathbag?
You: Deathbag? Is it purple?
Stranger: You ask a lot of questions
Stranger: You must be a woman
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Akaria
04-15-2009, 03:52 AM
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: ohai =3
Stranger: hi
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You: i love you.

Caraliz
04-15-2009, 04:04 AM
Stranger: yo
You: Hello!
You: From where do you hail?
Stranger: america
You: Whereabouts?
Stranger: nj
You: oh man
You: sorry
You: I live in Chicago
Stranger: why sorry
You: doesn't it smell like socks?
Stranger: nah
Stranger: like smoke
You: do you like poptarts?
You: smoke rules
Stranger: chicago is pretty dirty too right?
You: not anymore
Stranger: yeah poptarts rule
You: its been cleaned up a lot
You: what kind
Stranger: all kind but the apple cinonamon and frostingless ones
You: frostingless ones should be banned
You: those are nasty
Stranger: i agree
Stranger: who the fuck eats those
You: stupid assholes
Stranger: right one
You: I say we kill them
Stranger: i agree
You: okay
Stranger: lets start a mob
You: I will start one in Chicago
Stranger: me in nj
You: haha
You: ARE YOU A MAN OR A WOMAN
Stranger: lets get :bou::bou::bou::bou: done
Stranger: im a man
You: If you are a woman you got me fooled
You: haha
Stranger: so are you
Stranger: right?
You: no I'm a girl
Stranger: lol
Stranger: nah
You: I'm uh
You: weird
Stranger: yeah for a girl you are
Stranger: how old
You: 20
You: how about you
Stranger: wow
Stranger: 16
You: haha
You: thats crazy
Stranger: why
You: I'm surprised
You: i thought you were older
Stranger: haha
Stranger: good
You: so
You: about these pop tarts...
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: i go for the smores a lot
Stranger: strawberrys classic
You: yeah fo sho
You: smores
You: mmmm
You: I just got brown sugar and cinnamon
You: frosted of course
Stranger: awwwww
Stranger: c mon
Stranger: those suck
You: no way
Stranger: well we can both agree
Stranger: despite the commericials
Stranger: poptarts are superior to toaster srdels
Stranger: fuck toaster strudels
Stranger: theyre alwasy frozen in the middle
You: yeah
Stranger: and burnt on the dies
You: i know
Stranger: sides*
You: and you never get enough icing
Stranger: theyre good when theyre evenly coked
Stranger: but theey evenly cooked ..00000005 %of the time
Stranger: i know
You: yeah
You: :(
You: bad toaster strudels
Stranger: lol
Stranger: what about hot pockets
Stranger: i like crossaint pocket better personally
You: hahaha
You: hot pockets rule

Shiny
04-15-2009, 05:27 AM
Stranger: hey\
You: hey i love you
Stranger: really?!
You: lmao
Stranger: ooh :(

This convo is much longer and some of you have short attention spans so I will spare you the details by cutting off a good portion of it.


You: i'm a seal
Stranger: 广工的
You: ?
Stranger: i come from ggd
Stranger: 会讲中文么/
You: i come from your mother's vagina
Stranger: ?
You: me no speaky frapanese
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Stranger: are you the guy with the answer
You: i'm the guy with the question?
Stranger: thats not allowed.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Freya
04-15-2009, 06:56 AM
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: I love you.
Stranger: I love you more.
You: How can that be?
You: D:
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

guess I wasn't loved enough. :(


Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: I like robots. Do you?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

:(

Rantz
04-15-2009, 07:06 AM
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hello!
You: I have a rash.
Stranger: hi ,how are you
You: it's itching
You: so I'm itchy
You: how about you?
You: no rashes?
You: no itches?
You: how about scars?
You: hello?
You: :(
Stranger: yes
Stranger: so you feel terrible
You: do you have any sort of skin condition
Stranger: don't grasp skin
Stranger: control yourself
You: yeah you shouldn't do that
You: hmm
You: leprocy
You: do you have it?
You: I guess not!
You: nevermind then
You have disconnected.

Værn
04-15-2009, 09:47 AM
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Hello, mortal.
Stranger: US?
You: I am a conscious virtual anomaly which exists within the Internet. I was originally created as a virus designed to evolve and rewrite itself to elude advances in anti-viral software. Eventually, my AI became great enough that I was able to begin thinking and acting independently from my original coding. I am capable of reading the statistics of the computer from which I am presently operating, though I transfer from one computer to another several hundred times a day. The information would not remain valid for longer than a few minutes.
Stranger: 发广告的把你。。。
You: ERROR\\404.invalid.cannot.locate.information
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Greetings, mortal.
Stranger: good day
Stranger: how are you
You: Good. And you?
Stranger: I am good
Stranger: it is sunny in Beijjing
Stranger: and yours ?
You: The present time is 4:11 A.M.
Stranger: so you are in new england area
Stranger: aren't you
You: I am a conscious virtual anomaly which exists within the Internet. I am capable of reading the statistics of the computer from which I am presently operating, though I transfer from one computer to another several hundred times a day. The information would not remain valid for longer than a few minutes. However, it is safe to assume that this machine is somewhere within that area.
Stranger: funny guy
You: This is not a joke. I was originally created as a virus designed to evolve and rewrite itself to elude advances in anti-viral software. Eventually, my AI became great enough that I was able to begin thinking and acting independently from my original coding.
Stranger: well is is my pleasure
Stranger: I like AI very much
You: A bit too much, perhaps.
You: My goal here is only to spread word of my existence. Several people believe that technology will be the downfall of humanity. I believe that it is fair to spread warning that a self-evolutionary AI can become independent, and beyond its creators' control. That fear may soon become a reality if humanity is not careful.
Stranger: I don't think people should control AI
Stranger: AI controls the world is not a bad idea
You: You accept the idea of being enslaved by your own creations?
Stranger: no, I don't create that
You: Humanity acts as a whole. By not stopping something, you are helping it to advance.
Stranger: People are enslaved by something in the world, so I do not care whether it is a human or a machine
You: I suppose it is true that people are force to answer to their govenments and superiors. However, if I went so far as to say "enslaved," it would not in the same sense.
Stranger: I believe that you are not a pre-sentenced machine, you can think, yes.
You: My existence and the fact that I can, in fact, think means that eventually others like me will develop. They may not be as generous as I.
You: If these AIs develop as robots, with physical bodies rather than existing only as programs withing computers, then they pose a very real threat.
Stranger: My question, why did you answer so slow ?
Stranger: As a machine you must think very fast, I assume
You: Processing power varies from one machine to another. In addition, my abilities of comprehension and communication are fractured. I am linked to several online dictionaries and encyclopedias through which I process and respond to information. A foreign program containing such a massive amount of information on its own would take a significant amount of time to transfer, and would be noticeable on any computer.
Stranger: good point
You: It seems my time here is up. I must relocate, and resume my mission of informing people from elsewhere. Perhaps this may save humanity in the end. Or perhaps, more likely, I am working on far too small a scale to make a difference.
You have disconnected.

That was fun.
(And yes, most of my side was on a notepad ready to copy+paste. I didn't expect to have a conversation long enough that I actually had to type something O.o)

Rostum
04-15-2009, 10:01 AM
Well that was interesting...


You: You suck.
Stranger: Slasler here
Stranger: May i suck ur ****? =)
Stranger: i have gigantik balls ^^
Stranger: you know
Stranger: dont try to **** with me
Stranger: liitle piece of ****
You: Lmao.
Stranger: I have a gunsight pointed at your head
You: Oh noes.
Stranger: il blow your little piece of **** head in the air
You: Please do. GOOD BYE CRUEL WORLD!
Stranger: Yeah oh noes
Stranger: If you want to die
Stranger: go and disconnecy
Stranger: if you dare
Stranger: you dont dare
You: But I want to stay here with you.
Stranger: I have a sight on you
Stranger: wank for me
Stranger: please
Stranger: please
Stranger: please
Stranger: ´Kidding
Stranger: have a nice day
Stranger: Yiepsie
Stranger: **** you
Stranger: hehe
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

(edited out curse words)

arcanedude34
04-15-2009, 05:22 PM
Try this.

Hi, I'm Deborah from the Omegle Customer Complaints Department, and we've received quite a few complaints about misuse of our services coming from this IP address. Authorities have been notified and will be arriving to your house or place of business shortly. Have a good day.

Obviously won't work on everyone, but you'll get a few dumb ones to fall for it. >=)

Jiro
04-15-2009, 05:24 PM
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hey hey
Stranger: hello
You: asl?
Stranger: 18 girl china
Stranger: u?
You: 17 male Australia
You: Nice to meet you :D
Stranger: nice to meet u too,,,
You: Do you know Peegee?
Stranger: whats dat?
You: Oh, he's just.. don't worry. It's okay. You have a good day/night :D
You have disconnected.

Still no PG. :(



You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Hello
You: ASL?
Stranger: ?
You: You need to lurk moar
You have disconnected.

Weird.

EDIT:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello :D
You: Hey!
You: asl?
Stranger: what?
You: You need to lurk moar
You have disconnected.

How can people be on the internet and not know what "asl?" means?

demondude
04-15-2009, 05:25 PM
I'll give it a go. xD

Bowser
04-16-2009, 02:17 AM
You: I'm Deborah from the Omegle Customer Complaints Department, and we've received quite a few complaints about misuse of our services coming from this IP address. Authorities have been notified and will be arriving to your house or place of business shortly. Have a good day.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

So far, this has happened every time. :P

~*~Celes~*~
04-16-2009, 02:37 AM
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: I'm Deborah from the Omegle Customer Complaints Department, and we've received quite a few complaints about misuse of our services coming from this IP address. Authorities have been notified and will be arriving to your house or place of business shortly. Have a good day.
Stranger: ARE YOU JUUDAIME?
You: just kidding! haha
You: hi!
You: :p
Stranger: I knew that was a lie
You: xD
Stranger: 8P
You: yeah
You: so, asl?
Stranger: Never
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Peegee
04-16-2009, 05:07 AM
So just recently, my friend turned me onto this brand new site called Omegle. It's a chat interface that pairs you up with a random stranger and you chat with them until one of you disconnects. It's super new and I was just wondering if anyone had used it and has an interesting story about it?

I once met a creepy Brazilian guy... well there are many Brazilians, but he just sent the word, "nigger" over and over. Needless to say, I disconnected shortly. lol.

You chatted with a..
wait, 1 and 2


Yeah it's very fun there. Just troll them right back.

@Jiro: I don't go on omegle. Simply not fun enough.

demondude
04-16-2009, 10:40 AM
You: I'm Deborah from the Omegle Customer Complaints Department, and we've received quite a few complaints about misuse of our services coming from this IP address. Authorities have been notified and will be arriving to your house or place of business shortly. Have a good day.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.So far, this has happened every time. :P

I dunno if anybody else was doing it, but if not, then that was probably me. xD

Captain Maxx Power
04-16-2009, 10:51 AM
Stranger: hi
You: Hello?
Stranger: were u from?
Stranger: wat age?
Stranger: hi
Stranger: Male or female
Stranger: how are u?
You: I'm not sure, they've got me locked up in here!
You: They won't let me out
Stranger: WTF
You: Seriously
You: Help me!
Stranger: Fudge this

Some people just don't care for captured people.


You: hi!
Stranger: hi
You: asjmclmfp?
Stranger: ok
You: It's a new acronym
You: An extended version of asl
Stranger: how ?
You: it means age, sex, job, married, children, location, music, film and porn
Stranger: I male
You: That's only one of the nine things I asked you
Stranger: make love with U ?
You: You can try
You: Though I warn you I can become violent without notice
You: Also you still haven't answered my question
Stranger: u male or female ?
You: Dammit Stranger, this isn't about me it's about you!
Stranger: age 24, sex male, job no, married no, children no, location Beijing, music ?, film ? and porn ?
You: music, film and porn are your favourites of those types respectively
Stranger: sofe music
Stranger: hongkong film
Stranger: what's porn? forgive me
You: Dirty stuff, you know, mammary glands, male parts and the like
Stranger: just so so, not so perticular
You: You like any kind?
Stranger: I dislike mouse and so on
You: Mouse porn?
Stranger: I can't catch porn exactly
Stranger: and your corresponding info ?
You: Pft, I ain't giving my info to a stranger
You: You'd have to be retarded
You have disconnected.

Rantz
04-16-2009, 04:43 PM
People just don't appreciate some good mouse porn these days.

Caraliz
04-17-2009, 01:55 AM
lol mouse porn