Come, My Love! - Now with more Thunderdome! (bye boys)

[Laddy]

We were meant to be! I have gazed at you both up close and afar! Give me your heart and hand in love so we may raise livestock in suburban Stockholm, and I ave developed a new brand of robe/massage therapy product for us to live our lives financially with!

Come with me, my Yaridovich! I pledge my love to you! Let us be wed tomorrow and grow old and posess children for us to cherish forever! I WILL DIE FOR YOU, I SHALL BE RAPED BY KEVIN COVAIS IF YOU SO WILLS IT IF IT SHALL MEAN I SHALL HAVE YOUR HAND IN MARRIAGE!

Come, Yar-Yars, wed me! :love:

[LunarWeaver]

http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i29/LunarWeaver/Bassnasa.jpg

[Fonzie]

This thread should be about pancakes.

http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f220/xoxoDevonxoxo15/idk/cakes.jpg

[Yar]

:confused:

[qwertysaur]

YouTube - Orin's theme - Corpse Voyage ~ Be of good cheer! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZsRSCIg1OL4)

[Caraliz]

I want Alice to marry me. :(

[Shiny]

This is fruiter than a David Bowie movie.

[rubah]

:confused:

Ouch. .. shot down :(

[~*~Celes~*~]

Justin he's serenading you! How do you respond?

[Araciel]

This is so gay.

[Momiji]

YouTube - Orin's theme - Corpse Voyage ~ Be of good cheer! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZsRSCIg1OL4)

http://i285.photobucket.com/albums/ll65/momijitsukuyomi/FINALLY-1.jpg

I win! ＼(ﾟ∀ﾟ)／ (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=195XntreoMc&fmt=18)

[Quindiana Jones]

I'm married to Levian.


In my head. My head of lies.

[Psychotic]

This thread is now a Thunderdome thread.

Laddy and Momiji.

Two members enter.

One member leaves.

Write a poem about why proposing to people over EoFF and/or posting loli is very bad indeed. The one who writes the worst poem will be banned.

Go.

[demondude]

http://img182.imageshack.us/img182/4471/thisisanepicthreadoj6.png

[NeoTifa]

WTF? And you called ME an attention whore?

[Momiji]

This thread is now a Thunderdome thread.

Laddy and Momiji.

Two members enter.

One member leaves.

Write a poem about why proposing to people over EoFF and/or posting loli is very bad indeed. The one who writes the worst poem will be banned.

Go.

My post was related to qwertJohn Woo's post.

*walks away*

[Marshall Banana]

Write a poem.
Touhou art
is bad.

Every girl
looks the same.

[scrumpleberry]

Write a poem.
Touhou art
is bad.

Every girl
looks the same.

ahaahah <3

[Yar]

Lolismut--bad taste,
Cute girls eating strawberries?
Wrong, it isn't cute.

Asking for my hand,
Laddy made quite the offer.
Where has my hand been?

I only know how to make haiku. DONT JUDGE ME

[DarkBahamut]

This is so gay.

[demondude]

Oh my goodness lol
I am eating a sandwich
ha ha ha lol lol

Haiku master. 8)

[Marshall Banana]

Lolismut--bad taste,
Cute girls eating strawberries?
Wrong, it isn't cute.

Asking for my hand,
Laddy made quite the offer.
Where has my hand been?

I only know how to make haiku. DONT JUDGE ME
This is definitely the worst one.

Hopefully, you'll get another pink title!

[Momiji]

A constant facepalm
Why do I even bother?
General Chat sucks.

:D

[Yar]

Lolismut--bad taste,
Cute girls eating strawberries?
Wrong, it isn't cute.

Asking for my hand,
Laddy made quite the offer.
Where has my hand been?

I only know how to make haiku. DONT JUDGE ME
This is definitely the worst one.

Hopefully, you'll get another pink title!:roll2 I like the pink title though!


A constant facepalm
Why do I even bother?
General Chat sucks.

:D:(

[Quindiana Jones]

Forsooth, alas, proposing on EoFF sucks,
henceforth, verily, one must noteth.

Mine is in the form of Shakespeare after a night at the pub.

[rubah]

loli loli loli get your japanokinks here

[Lawr]

Watch me kill
two birds with one stone

Watch me kill
three stones with two birds

Failed attempts
at hands in marriage

Threads marred
With an attention whore's outrage

Failed humor
with unfunny memes

Laddy scarred
watching Yar-Yar leave

[Laddy]

=(

Blood dripping from my sorrowful wrists
I cannot bear the crimson sea
Anguish and upmost disaster
Gimme another Snus

[NeoTifa]

This thread sucks.

[Psychotic]

I dunno I think Laddy's poem is better than Momiji's.

What do you all think?

[Yar]

I dunno I think Laddy's poem is better than Momiji's.

What do you all think?I whole-heartedly agree. :)

[Laddy]

YAAAAY!

Yar has my approval!

[Jessweeee♪]

I do not take kindly to insults directed at General Chat :nonono:

[Psychotic]

I just love that Momiji loves /b/ yet thinks General Chat of all places is bad.

it just

It just blows my mind.

Mind you, NeoTifa said this thread sucks. Maybe she should be next...!

[NeoTifa]

Wtf is this thread even about?!

[Rye]

How much is that Levian in the window!
The one with the penis-grabbing roommate who's male!
How much is that Levian in the window!
I do hope that Levian's for sale!

[Caraliz]

I am elite spent
restless nights inside of
a carriage drunken nights of
lifeless murmur

AND WE PRAY ON

[Psychotic]

Wtf is this thread even about?!THUNDERDOME!

[Momiji]

I just love that Momiji loves /b/ yet thinks General Chat of all places is bad.

it just

It just blows my mind.

Mind you, NeoTifa said this thread sucks. Maybe she should be next...!

I don't love /b/. Do you not recall me telling you that I haven't been to 4chan all year?

[Caraliz]

I just love that Momiji loves /b/ yet thinks General Chat of all places is bad.

it just

It just blows my mind.

Mind you, NeoTifa said this thread sucks. Maybe she should be next...!

I don't love /b/. Do you not recall me telling you that I haven't been to 4chan all year?
It's okay. Being a b-tard isn't the worst thing in the universe, I mean, you could be smelly like Psy.

[Psychotic]

I don't know. I think being me is better than being a /b/tard. Being an unfunny unwashed failure using other people's lame jokes just doesn't have the X-FACTOR of being an unfunny unwashed failure using your own lame jokes.

[Momiji]

Lolismut--bad taste,
Cute girls eating strawberries?
Wrong, it isn't cute.

Asking for my hand,
Laddy made quite the offer.
Where has my hand been?


Strawberry snacking
Sweet little girl's smile brings
Starry-eyed delight.

Shocking confessions
Lead to sad revelations
Laddy's underage.

[Caraliz]

I don't know. I think being me is better than being a /b/tard. Being an unfunny unwashed failure using other people's lame jokes just doesn't have the X-FACTOR of being an unfunny unwashed failure using your own lame jokes.
Come, My Love! Now with more Chloroform!

[Psychotic]

I think Momiji's new poem beats Laddy's. Laddy loses Thunder Dome and is banned!

Who wants to compete in round 2?

[Yar]

Mo'ji typed big words.
Syllabic patterns, no rhyme.
Laddy is now gone.

[Bunny]

It's about fucking time Laddy was banned. That kid was a giant retard.

(We can flame banned members right)

[Psychotic]

You know, I used to think so too, but you actually can't. Your punishment? Oh, as if I need to say it. Volunteers or suggestions for Bunny's opponent, please.

[Yar]

NeoTifa?

[Tavrobel]

You might as well just make the victims Site Staff.

[Marshall Banana]

Yaridovich!

Bunny would definitely win!

[Psychotic]

Yaridovich!

Bunny would definitely win!GAME ON! If Bunny wins, you may choose a contestant for round three. However, if Bunny loses, you will be a round three contestant!

Bunny. Yaridovich.

Two members enter.

One member leaves.

Draw a picture of something unfortunate happening to Goldenboko. The one with the worst picture loses.

Go. (feel free to play along at home, too)

[Yar]

Where's that picture of him getting Black and White? Aw, hell, I've got nothing better to do.

Is MSPaint acceptable? :D

[Lawr]

This sounds enjoyable.


Oh, and good luck Yars!

[Psychotic]

Not only is it acceptable, it is encouraged.

[Caraliz]

ITT: best thread ever

[qwertysaur]

Late to the poems party, but I made it fit the round 2 theme anyway :p
Also Limericks are <3
<pre>
The former one Goldenboko.
Now a mondafied chocobo.
Del Cupcake his name,
strawberry his game.
To knock the godfather hi ho!</pre>

[Shoeberto]

Skinny, short, flat chest.
Young girls. But it's anime!
So leave, Chris Hansen!

[Yar]

http://img14.imageshack.us/img14/2878/danr.pngI tried my best, so A for effort? :D?

[Psychotic]

I like that you can either interpret it as the skunk is spraying him, or he is spraying the skunk.

[qwertysaur]

Connecticut is a suburb of NYC.:cactuar:

[Yar]

Oh good, you knew it was a skunk. I was afraid I'd have to explain what it was.

[Peegee]

If this post ends in 2-9 or 0 Laddy gets unbanned.


edit: sorry dude I tried.

[Momiji]

Skinny, short, flat chest.
Young girls. But it's anime!
So leave, Chris Hansen!

It's a good thing I took a drink before I read that. If I would have read that while taking a drink there would be a mess everywhere. :lol:

[qwertysaur]

Also love the non euclidean sign Yars.

also I love that you can see me hiding below the Connecticut sucks. I'm the same color as the grass so you can't see me tough

[Yar]

also I love that you can see me hiding below the Connecticut sucks. I'm the same color as the grass so you can't see me tough
That was intentional? :shifty:

[Psychotic]

If this post ends in 2-9 or 0 Laddy gets unbanned.


edit: sorry dude I tried.It's post 62, though! :laugh:

Guess I'll let him go, all 'cause of PG. For now.

[Laddy]

WOOOO!!!

Back from death! I met many find friends in EoFF Hell! A Most Loved Man is Most Loved and Roto is Satan! WOO!

EDIT-Bunny, with all due respect, let's not be a prick, mkay?

[Caraliz]

the best part is the stick figure girl with boobs

[Misfit]

EDIT-Bunny, with all due respect, let's not be a prick, mkay?

it just wouldn't be our adorable Bunny, then. &hearts;

[Araciel]

Ado-what?!

[Yar]

-rable

[demondude]

This just doesn't work unless a poor unexpected member gets banned.

[theundeadhero]

Demon Dude gets banned.

[Jiro]

And how long is he out for?

[theundeadhero]

He was never in. He'll be unbanned to play in round three if he wants or is recommended.

[Jiro]

How are you going to know if he wants in for round 3?

[theundeadhero]

By unbanning him before the end of round two.

[Jiro]

Good call.

[Old Manus]

why do i keep coming to this website

[Rantz]

I would like to have Old Manus banned for a while. You guys are taking requests now, right? RIGHT?! :cry:

[Bunny]

One second and I will draw a picture.

Edit: Oh. did you say unfortunate? Damn. Guess I lost this round.

[Laddy]

I love EoFF.

[KentaRawr!]

This just doesn't work unless a poor unexpected member gets banned.

That's hilarious. :p

[rubah]

I MISS U DEMON DUDE

[Yar]

rubah gets banned for lying.

[theundeadhero]

Again?

[demondude]

I'm back babeh~

[Rantz]

It's spelled BABBY (http://forums.eyesonff.com/general-chat/118702-everyone.html).

[scrumpleberry]

Oh :/

[NeoTifa]

I'm so confused :(

[Lawr]

It's spelled BABBY (http://forums.eyesonff.com/general-chat/118702-everyone.html).

But I... I thought that was just going to be our little inside joke. :(

[Rantz]

I don't want anything to do with your insides, Syg. Stop this harassment now.

[Lawr]

Fine.

Just don't come crawling back to my door like you always do! I mean it!

[Fonzie]

Fine.

Just don't come crawling back to my back door like you always do! I mean it!

Fix'd.

[Yar]

Sag does your back door have a screen door too?

[Lawr]

Nope. :(

[Caraliz]

I like this thread. It makes me ushy gooey love!

[Psychotic]

The following is mostly comprised of exaggeration, half-truths, and all-out fabrication, but:

Yesterday I was de-knighted and banned from Eyes on FF because SOMEONE on staff thought my Thunderdome was too extreme and an abuse of power. However, I was reinstated when the rest of them realised they'd actually have to do some work for a change in my absence!

THE SHOW GOES ON.

Bye Bunny!

So, who should Marshall Banana face in Round 3? And what should be the task?

[Rantz]

Marshall Banana vs. scrumpleberry. Make-out competition.

[Psychotic]

I don't call you my broseph for nothing. :aimsun:

[Rantz]

I've got a broner.

[scrumpleberry]

RANTZIEN YOU JERK

hey why don't we have a biggest heartless bitch competition I'm really awful at that :o

[Psychotic]

Yeah you're utterly terrible at it.

*snigger*

[demondude]

He was never in. He'll be unbanned to play in round three if he wants or is recommended.

[Yar]

Psy and Rantz are bromosexuals.

[Marshall Banana]

=O

[Quindiana Jones]

Ho, man. I only just got this thread.

[Laddy]

I wanna play, since its my thread! =(

[Psychotic]

Tag team! Girls vs boys! scrumpleberry & Marshall Banana vs Laddy & Demon Dude.

Four members enter.

Two members leave.

Please tell us all about why you hate the members of the other team, in poem form. (but be nice, jerks)

Go.

[Laddy]

Ooooh~

I shall create a poem!

If I were a girl.
I'd be like a cinnamon swirl.
So I shall not be a fruit.
Fruits make me wanna hurl.

If I were a girl.
I'd be Yaridovich.
Scrumple who is she?
She's nasty and gave me an itch. >=(

If I were a girl.
Monda makes me mad.
Showing me your panties.
Sexual teasing is so very sad.

If I were a girl.
I'd do the best I can.
To change my gender.
To be like them makes me wanna be a man!
Again.

[Psychotic]

Scrumple who is she?
She's nasty and gave me an itch. >=(I don't know how anyone can beat this.

[Marshall Banana]

What? You've seen my panties? What?

[Quindiana Jones]

Everyone has.

[Lawr]

Cool poem Marshall Banana! :thumb:

[Marshall Banana]

scrumples is cute.
I'm cute.

Laddy and ADD are ogres.
Dumbest creatures in the whole forest.

:gruffi:


Everyone has.
Not on me, though!

[Quindiana Jones]

Yeah! Have you never been to mondass.com? I always thought you made it. :confused:

[Psychotic]

I dunno, I thought
What? You've seen my panties? What?was a better poem.

[Marshall Banana]

http://s107.photobucket.com/albums/m285/fofonda/ogres.jpg

Left to right: NeoTifa, Laddy, Demon Dude.

[Yar]

Is that a self-portrait?

[Marshall Banana]

That doesn't make sense! :bowpanties:

[Yar]

Because you edited it! :Eek:

[qwertysaur]

Scrumple who is she?
She's nasty and gave me an itch. >=(I don't know how anyone can beat this.
Demon Dude. Who is he?
Careful, he's the bomb.

[demondude]

Scrump and banana are girls.
Instant victory for us is inevitable.
I feel like I will vomit
Because our opponents look like Wallace and Gromit.


7-13-7-13 syllable structure ftw.

[scrumpleberry]

Wallace and Gromit are sexy beasts. You've no taste.

[KentaRawr!]

Do I get to be banned next? :D

[Laddy]

We win.

[Marshall Banana]

Have I told you that you look like my daddy, Psychotic? That means you have the responsibility to spoil me - like a daughter!

[Psychotic]

You may have mentioned it once or twice, suitably chilling me to the bones about the prospect that I may travel back in time and start a family in America somehow in the process!

Unless I missed it, I think we're waiting for Ms. Berry's poem before the hammer falls.

[demondude]

Has Bunny been unbanned yet?

[scrumpleberry]

ALRIGHT ALRIGHT DON'T HASSLE ME GAWD

I- I have a real reason to hate these two :( Monda and I never spoke of it to anyone, but it was a dark day, one which will haunt us forever.

I will endeavour to express my experience to you as best I can - although the trauma has forever stunted my ability as a poet D:

Sharing strawberry ice cream,
the princess and I tripped lightly down the way
talking of better days, better things
The times when the fruit was plentiful and delicious
and there were mermaids and princes for days on end
revelling, revelling in that neverending magic

Upon reaching the end of the avenue,
we took it upon ourselves to visit that greatest
most beautiful and delicious of all orchards
in which scrumpleberry-tree was housed
as she had been for many a year
- the orchard, of course, was known by few

We passed through the wide golden gates:
intoxicatingly perfumed breeze
yet an unfamiliar stench fouled the air. Pale brow furrowed,
the princess turned to meet my shrug.
Moving against our sense of foreboding,
at the scrumple glade we beheld - curious

Beneath the boughs the most magnificent beast
A narwhal! With fine spiky horn and beady dark eyes
peering with wise innocence of a child
and yet behind it- behind-
Two figures, one a freakish blue beast, the other
a beanpole topped with a wispy wafro, guffawing
snorting, girning, attacking the poor beast and their pants
lie discarded beside them.

I said nothing, my heart
panicks like a rabbit-
Turning to the princess I gripped her slender wrist
and we turned far from that dark place,
And we did not revisit it
except in nightmares.

:kaocry:

[Rantz]

http://209.85.48.8/1973/117/emo/emot-golfclap.gif

May I kiss this woman's hand.

[demondude]

Well, looks like I'm banned again. See you later!

[Quindiana Jones]

That...that was amazing.

[Marshall Banana]

Marshall Banana x scrumpleberry

[Captain Maxx Power]

This thread is the cancer that's killing EoFF.

[Tavrobel]

This thread is the cancer that's killing EoFF.

http://modsbylaz.planetdiablo.gamespy.com/images/baseitems/invba4.jpg
Thunderdome
Assault Helmet (6)
Defense: (1356-2012)
Durability: 53
(Barbarian Only)
Required Strength: 450
Required Level: 51
30% Chance to cast level 29 Flash on Attack
100% Chance to cast level 49 Lightning Cascade when you Level-Up
Adds 1-(481-960) lightning damage
+(18 to 20) to Lightning Shield
(27 to 30)% Bonus to Strength
+(191 to 220)% Enhanced Defense
Socketed: 4

[Laddy]

Bye all.

[demondude]

*Walks away with Laddy*

[Psychotic]

The system works! :monster:

[KentaRawr!]

C'moooon, baaan meeeee! :mad2:

[Psychotic]

Kentarou is the bomb. Ban him, and I die too.

[Quindiana Jones]

Someone ban Kentarou, please.

[KentaRawr!]

Ban the man with the plan to be banned. :D

[Yar]

If this thread is locked are they gone forever? :Eek:

[theundeadhero]

There's only one way to find out.

[Blue Harvest]

Fight?

[Jiro]

So who's taking the roles of DD and Laddy now? We need newbies to fill their shoes.

[Captain Maxx Power]

There's only one way to find out.

http://i174.photobucket.com/albums/w113/jackb2302/HarryHill_fight-1.jpg

[Quindiana Jones]

Wrong. The only way to find out is to ban Psychotic.

What? That logic totally works.

[Psychotic]

I already was banned!

Also I didn't know there were others who thought TV Burp was televisual gold.

[Quindiana Jones]

I missed Psy's banning?

Oh, bugger.

[demondude]

Seeing that banned screen is really starting to tick me off! :laugh:

[Laddy]

I was banned for like....a day! >=(

[Psychotic]

That's what happens when you sign up to fight in the Dome!

[demondude]

Well I'm open for a rematch if nobody else wants to risk it.

[KentaRawr!]

I'm still not banned. :( Or perhaps I was, and I was away for it. :0

[demondude]

You'll have to lose to get banned. :sad:

[Marshall Banana]

Play 'em off, Keyboard Cat.

[KentaRawr!]

Put up your dukes!

[Psychotic]

So I thought to myself -

Kentarou's repeated requests to be banned are becoming annoying. I wish there was a way to stop him from posting.

Oh.

Oh.

[KentaRawr!]

Yes, my dream shall finally be realized!

[Lawr]

Yes, my dream shall finally be realized!

QFT

I mean, uh... sorry dude! :bigsmile:

[Tavrobel]

Don't do it! If you strike him down now, he'll become more powerful than you could possibly imagine!

[KentaRawr!]

No, infidel! SILENCE! :huffy:

[Laddy]

Boop Boop

[Goldenboko]

http://img14.imageshack.us/img14/2878/danr.pngI tried my best, so A for effort? :D?

Douche!

[Yar]

:)

[Lawr]

Actually the pirate and the ninja aren't half bad now that I think about it!

[Jiro]

So, next round :D?

[Caraliz]

Chug, chug, chug, chug!

[Fujiko]

This is so gay.

*rofl*