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Marky Tee
04-15-2009, 10:49 PM
help:(
Yar
04-15-2009, 10:50 PM
Maybe you have athlete's foot.
Rantz
04-15-2009, 10:50 PM
Sandpaper.
demondude
04-15-2009, 10:52 PM
Amputation, duh.
Yar
04-15-2009, 11:00 PM
Amputation, duh.His phantom foot would still itch, you foolish fool. :mad2::mad2::mad2::mad2::mad2::mad2:
qwertysaur
04-15-2009, 11:01 PM
Use the soup!
Old Manus
04-15-2009, 11:16 PM
Suicide is the only way out
Psychotic
04-15-2009, 11:27 PM
Post a thread about it on an internet forum.
Marky Tee
04-15-2009, 11:39 PM
all great ideas guys
cept the last one
no1 would ever do something as pointless as that on the internet
Quindiana Jones
04-15-2009, 11:44 PM
Horrendously bypass the swear filter in the General Chat section of an internet forum named Eyes on FF. If I were you, I'd post it in a thread about itchy feet, then it'd be funnier due to the randomness.
Namelessfengir
04-15-2009, 11:48 PM
piss on your foot should help
Araciel
04-15-2009, 11:51 PM
Walk it off.
rubah
04-15-2009, 11:53 PM
I had itchy foot when I was about 12. They gave me itchy pills and I would have the craziest dreams.
Yar
04-15-2009, 11:53 PM
Itchy foot, oh my.
Let's hope that it's not fungal.
Gold Bond is your friend. :)
Namelessfengir
04-16-2009, 12:28 AM
Gold Bond is your friend. :)

i already recommended a gold shower....
Vermachtnis
04-16-2009, 01:10 AM
Kick something strong. Like a bear. Kick a bear!
Jessweeee♪
04-16-2009, 01:27 AM
Oatmeal bath!
KH-Cloudy
04-16-2009, 01:30 AM
Kick something strong. Like a bear. Kick a bear!

Kick Pedobear :p
Levian
04-16-2009, 01:40 AM
Light yourself on fire, if done correctly it should divert your attention elsewhere.
~*~Celes~*~
04-16-2009, 02:31 AM
so...scratch it? :confused:
Iceglow
04-16-2009, 02:37 AM
Tickle it, if it's ticklish then it will not itch! That or smash it with a sledgehammer! If that doesn't work then try a JACKHAMMER! and if that fails then dynamite it is, shove a stick up your bum and kneel down on your foot, I promise it won't hurt!
Jessweeee♪
04-16-2009, 02:51 AM
Kick something strong. Like a bear. Kick a bear!

Kick Pedobear :p

Don't kick Pedo Bear D:
Caraliz
04-16-2009, 03:41 AM
Oh man you should stick it in grape jelly
Fonzie
04-16-2009, 04:56 AM
Strap buttered-toast to your foot.

Don't forget the butter.
DarkBahamut
04-16-2009, 07:40 AM
Two words: Holy Water.
theundeadhero
04-16-2009, 11:15 AM
Thanks for letting me know.
Rantz
04-16-2009, 04:40 PM
so...scratch it? :confused:

Don't be ridiculous.
Misfit
04-16-2009, 04:41 PM
Kick a bear!
bears are badass.
Marky Tee
04-16-2009, 10:37 PM
it stopped when i took my sock off and let some fresh air into it
Fonzie
04-16-2009, 11:45 PM
it stopped when i took my sock off and let some fresh air into it

So apparently oxygen has mystical foot healing powers.

I've learned something today.
Caraliz
04-17-2009, 01:57 AM
Oxygen is like ______ as pi is to _______?
NeoTifa
04-17-2009, 04:02 AM
twitter.com
Caraliz
04-17-2009, 04:26 AM
OH MY GOD YOUR FOOT IS A GRENADE