THE LORD IS IN MY CORN FLAKES

[Yar]

Religious sightings (http://www.nydailynews.com/ny_local/galleries/religious_sightings/religious_sightings.html#ph0)

By the way, before we had our house foreclosed, my room had a watermark that resembled the Virgin Mary. I should have charged some Catholics for admission to my holy room. Idol worship ftw.

WHERE HAVE YOU RECENTLY SEEN A DEITY?

[Rase]

EDIT: Gah, whatever. My favorite was the Funyun one.

I've always wanted to fake one of these and after a month be like, "It was all a scam! What now suckas!"

[Aydin]

I was born with a mole on my right hand which is apparently where Jesus got nailed into the cross and my dad made a HUGE deal about it when I was younger when he was a Jehovahs Witness...

[Jiro]

This is supposedly the "Eye of God".

It was taken with a NASA satellite, according to the forwarded email I got. :p

[Fonzie]

I see God with every glance in the mirror.

[Spawn of Sephiroth]

Does this mean I get to pour sugar on Jesus and make him sweet. *startes playing Pour some sugar on me* hehe. Then we can spoon him! lol. (PlZ don't strike me down now.)

[Old Manus]

I have quite a few horizontal scars across my back, and I tell everybody they're stigmata.




They dont want to know the truth :|

[CimminyCricket]

This is ridiculous, half of those things just had some curve and a fat head to them. I don't understand people.

[Bunny]

I see God with every glance in the mirror.

God damn you.

[Roseanne]

my sister is a virgin, so virign mary!

[Rantz]

No deities lately but if I squint, my bellybutton sometimes looks like Regis' face.

[Peegee]

This is supposedly the "Eye of God".

It was taken with a NASA satellite, according to the forwarded email I got. :p

A two dimensional abstraction of a 3 dimensional blob = eye of God?

http://img135.imageshack.us/img135/4585/cloudcross.jpg

I guess this is God too.

[Laddy]

A guy who sounds an awfully lot like God is in my Bible. =O

[NeoTifa]

I see God with every glance in the mirror.

Damn, he beat me.

[Misfit]

I see God with every glance in the mirror.

Damn, he beat me.

chris brown'd

[Fonzie]

I see God with every glance in the mirror.

Damn, he beat me.

chris brown'd

lol

[Vermachtnis]

I was God once. But the villagers became too needy and I turned around and smited them.

[LunarWeaver]

How could you remain unbelievers when proof is before you.

http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i29/LunarWeaver/SailorMoon-VenusHoola.gif

[NeoTifa]

<3 I love that!

I used to play Black and White. Does that count?

[Caraliz]

No deities lately but if I squint, my bellybutton sometimes looks like Regis' face.
My bellybutton accumulates fuzz. I think it's about time to clean it ftr

[Rantz]

No deities lately but if I squint, my bellybutton sometimes looks like Regis' face.
My bellybutton accumulates fuzz. I think it's about time to clean it ftr

When there's fuzz in there it looks sort of more like Karl Marx.

[Jiro]

This is supposedly the "Eye of God".

It was taken with a NASA satellite, according to the forwarded email I got. :p

A two dimensional abstraction of a 3 dimensional blob = eye of God?

I guess this is God too.

I guess religious folk will try and find God wherever they look. It just looks like a bunch of light resembling an eye to me. And yours is a bunch of clouds in the shape of a person.

Isn't God supposed to be invisible anyway? :p

[Jessweeee♪]

It wasn't god, but there was this weird part in the corner of the bathroom at my old house that looked like Skipper from Gilligan's Island :|

[Quindiana Jones]

I set fire to this bush as this old guy walked past as started making him do some crazy :bou::bou::bou::bou:.

Also, I saw something truly holy when I read Misfit's post. That was amazing. xD

[qwertysaur]

This is supposedly the "Eye of God".

It was taken with a NASA satellite, according to the forwarded email I got. :p

A two dimensional abstraction of a 3 dimensional blob = eye of God?

I guess this is God too.

I guess religious folk will try and find God wherever they look. It just looks like a bunch of light resembling an eye to me. And yours is a bunch of clouds in the shape of a person.

Isn't God supposed to be invisible anyway? :p
He rides the invisible pink unicorn

[rubah]

Hey guys, I found this pretzel that just looks exactly like a baby duck

[Rantz]

Sell it on ebay.

[Meat Puppet]

I saw John Lennon in my alphabet soup

[Yar]

rubah if you ate the pretzel you need to repent to the oil spill deities.

[rubah]

oil spill deities?

[Jojee]

Haha I should tell Wesly about this thread so he can post them on god hates fraggles.That website is chock full of this crap.

God Hates Fraggles (http://godhatesfraggles.net) xD

[Yar]

oil spill deities?Deities found in oil spills, silly! :roll2

[Jiro]

Also, I saw something truly holy when I read Misfit's post. That was amazing. xD

He speaks truth, that post was brilliant.