View Full Version : IT'S A GRENAAAAAAAADE
Caraliz
04-17-2009, 04:36 AM
discuss grenades, post pictures of the manliest fruit known to life, and also eat grenades.
this is what i think the world should look like
*attaches picture of world drawn in ms paint shaped as a grenade*
not really though because i can't be arsed to draw it
i will give bonus points to whoever does
my discussion on grenades:
Do you eat grenades daily? Did you know grenades provided a bountiful source of fiber? Grenades are also great when it comes to losing weight, they provide 100% of the daily value of vitamins A, B, C, D, and sometimes F.
Did you have your daily grenade?
Fonzie
04-17-2009, 04:40 AM
I move away from the mic to prime grenades
Caraliz
04-17-2009, 04:42 AM
So I assume you had your grenade. Great! Let's move onto assault rifles. Now, assault rifles can be consumed with either Parsley or Oregano, depending on your tastes.
http://www.planetware.com/i/map/GRE/grenada-map.jpg
Caraliz
04-17-2009, 04:45 AM
I thought that said "Great Arse Bay" which would be acceptable, as Grenades will make you poop a lot. 100 grams of fiber in a daily serving! And also you will sometimes develop another asshole.
rubah
04-17-2009, 05:07 AM
grenadineeeeeeeeeeee
Madame Adequate
04-17-2009, 05:08 AM
http://www.planetware.com/i/map/GRE/grenada-map.jpg
I like how it has the decency to resemble a grenade.
41-Inches-Wide
04-17-2009, 06:23 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v190/grannygoose/liz.png
theundeadhero
04-17-2009, 12:51 PM
Grenades are heavy. Why must something that blows up so much be so hard to throw away from you? I like my assault rifle with hot sauce.
Rantz
04-17-2009, 01:09 PM
I like pomegranates.
Marky Tee
04-17-2009, 01:11 PM
when i get into the army i'll hoda grenade and get someone to take a pic then posty it here
such a masterplan
Tama2
04-17-2009, 04:06 PM
Horseshoe and hand grenades.
Jessweeee♪
04-17-2009, 05:10 PM
Grenades are good when you melt M&Ms on them. I know what you're thinking, EW GROSS THAT'S LIKE PUTTING STRAWBERRY JAM ON STEAK! but have you ever actually put strawberry jam on your steak?
Quindiana Jones
04-17-2009, 06:11 PM
MENTAL IMAGE. MENTAL IMAGE. MENTAL IMAGE.
Darkswordofchaos
04-18-2009, 04:11 AM
I once got an assault rifle for christmas. it was an SKS the predicessor to the AK-47 the country was flooded with thim after the fall of the wall in 89-90 whenever it was. i like it itll put some spice into somthing
DarkBahamut
04-18-2009, 06:52 AM
I like pomegranates.
Don't you mean pomegrenades? ;)
Caraliz
04-22-2009, 03:31 AM
He means pomengrenades.
Zeromus_X
04-22-2009, 05:14 AM
http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i166/Zeromus_X/pineapple.jpg
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The Man
04-22-2009, 01:20 PM
*throws Grenade (http://redwing.hutman.net/~mreed/warriorshtm/grenade.htm)*
Breine
04-23-2009, 11:01 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v114/Breine/DSC03680.jpg
Rantz
04-23-2009, 11:15 PM
Holy elephants, grenades... I'm half tempted to start a thread about Turkish harems and see if Breine posts a picture of himself getting it on with one of those.
Breine
04-23-2009, 11:30 PM
Holy elephants, grenades... I'm half tempted to start a thread about Turkish harems and see if Breine posts a picture of himself getting it on with one of those.
I dare you ;)
DarkBahamut
04-23-2009, 11:35 PM
He means pomengrenades.
Precisely as I thought.
Madame Adequate
04-23-2009, 11:42 PM
Holy elephants, grenades... I'm half tempted to start a thread about Turkish harems and see if Breine posts a picture of himself getting it on with one of those.
Your half-temptation appealed to my half-drunken state.
Also yeah explosives are fairly awesome but much as I like your common or garden grenade you can't really beat a Tsar Bomba (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tsar_Bomba).
Caraliz
04-24-2009, 03:50 AM
Oh my god it's a grenade. Do you...
1. Eat it
2. Put it in your pants
3. Take the hook off and put it in a salad
4. Put it in your commanding officer's toilet
theundeadhero
04-24-2009, 07:40 AM
Do I have the option of taking it out of my pants?
Caraliz
04-24-2009, 08:22 PM
No. :mad2:
qwertysaur
04-24-2009, 08:52 PM
Throw grenade in a big bucket of grenades, keeping the pin.
Rocket Edge
04-25-2009, 03:24 PM
M203 Grenade Launcher attached to a scoped machine gun. :jokey:
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/2/22/M4andM203.jpg
Caraliz
04-26-2009, 01:29 AM
That is the most nutritious thing you can eat!
theundeadhero
04-26-2009, 04:58 AM
But that's not a machine gun and that's not a scope :nonono:
DarkBahamut
04-26-2009, 05:04 AM
Oh my god it's a grenade. Do you...
1. Eat it
2. Put it in your pants
3. Take the hook off and put it in a salad
4. Put it in your commanding officer's toilet
:mad2: THIS ISN'T TOON TOWN!
Rocket Edge
04-26-2009, 01:18 PM
But that's not a machine gun and that's not a scope :nonono:
Assault rifle w/ aperture lens. :bou::bou::bou::bou: submachine gun?
Caraliz
04-28-2009, 04:32 AM
Where is my grenade launcher? >:O
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