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Crimson
04-17-2009, 07:16 PM
2cm long fish swims up boy's penis into urethra while he was cleaning fish tank at his home in India | Strange news | The Sun |News (http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1704490.ece)

came across this while searching through some articles.


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Psychotic
04-17-2009, 07:20 PM
Ah, THE SUN, what crazy ANTICS will you report on NEXT?

Rantz
04-17-2009, 07:21 PM
So it just slipped in? Could happen to anyone.

Laddy
04-17-2009, 07:25 PM
So he was sexually intruded by a fish?

=(

Misfit
04-17-2009, 07:28 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHALOLOLOLHAHAHAHALOL

wat

LunarWeaver
04-17-2009, 07:28 PM
Lucky bastard.

Momiji
04-17-2009, 07:29 PM
Fish? In my urethra?

It's more likely than you think.

Flying Mullet
04-17-2009, 07:34 PM
Supposedly there's a needle fish in the Amazon that can perform a similar feat. Granted this is more folk lore from talk around the water cooler, but you never know.

Yar
04-17-2009, 07:46 PM
Supposedly there's a needle fish in the Amazon that can perform a similar feat. Granted this is more folk lore from talk around the water cooler, but you never know.Yes! I saw it on Discovery. A guy was taking a leak in a creek and, well, the fish swam upstream. :shifty:

Huckleberry Quin
04-17-2009, 08:04 PM
Yes, there is a fish that actually exists that swims up your cock and barbs itself in.

Momiji
04-17-2009, 08:42 PM
Yes, there is a fish that actually exists that swims up your cock and barbs itself in.

A literal cockblock. :x

scrumpleberry
04-17-2009, 09:18 PM
WHAAAAAT.

The boy recieved counselling - what about that poor fish? :(

rubah
04-17-2009, 09:25 PM
the amazonian fish is candíru

Araciel
04-17-2009, 09:59 PM
Lucky fish.

Fizzzzed

black orb
04-17-2009, 10:14 PM
>>> See that guys?, remember to always use condoms when you go to swim..

Old Manus
04-17-2009, 10:33 PM
The Sun headline should have been 'GOTCHA!' :(

Fonzie
04-17-2009, 10:35 PM
He had to go through the Pain Olympics just to get the thing out.

Namelessfengir
04-17-2009, 10:38 PM
what the hell were you searching for to come across that

Shiny
04-17-2009, 11:43 PM
Suspicious story. I believe the fact that he could have been erect when this happened was left out because that's the only plausible way the fish could have fell from out of his hand and into his urethra. Otherwise, it would've been facing down and the fish would've just fell on the floor or into the toilet bowl; the second one being the one it was probably trying to do.

Jessweeee♪
04-17-2009, 11:56 PM
I saw something like this on Metalocalypse o:

Steve
04-18-2009, 12:58 AM
This reminds me of another not so painful but hella funny story involving a certain member of these very boards! Oh, hey, hi Jack! No, no not talking about your penis mishaps story.

Still I feel pity for the boy even though he has now learnt the lesson that a fish just because it goes "BoB" all the time doesn't necessarily give good head!

Renmiri
04-18-2009, 03:06 AM
Wait.. how the hell he gets a fish in there "while cleaning" ? As someone said above, it defies gravity - and logic. For starters, cleaning a fish tank on the nude ? WTF ???

Baloki
04-18-2009, 12:27 PM
I like the way the article bolds certain words xD