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Marshall Banana
04-23-2009, 04:17 AM
Which one will you be? :rsl:

Let's form crews, quickly, before the big battle starts.

Psychotic
04-23-2009, 04:24 AM
Sailor!

Because in the navy, you can sail the seven seas.

:bigsmile:

Levian
04-23-2009, 04:27 AM
If psychotic picks sailor, then I will be pirate.

Sailors are dumb, they just sail. They're like pirates if they were pacifists, and nobody needs that. No sir, they don't. :ffvising:

Tavrobel
04-23-2009, 04:49 AM
Sailor, because then I get to dress up like Barret without having to say I'm cosplaying.

Yar
04-23-2009, 05:05 AM
Somali pirate plz

qwertysaur
04-23-2009, 05:06 AM
I'm a seagull. Gimme some bread!

FFIX Choco Boy
04-23-2009, 05:19 AM
I is pirate. Can I has cookie?

Darkswordofchaos
04-23-2009, 05:23 AM
Well sailors pwnd sailors and the are vastliy more powerful than ninjas im a pirate

Marshall Banana
04-23-2009, 05:36 AM
Sailor!

Because in the navy, you can sail the seven seas.

:bigsmile:

First of your crew! Name your ship: _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _



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If psychotic picks sailor, then I will be pirate.

Sailors are dumb, they just sail. They're like pirates if they were pacifists, and nobody needs that. No sir, they don't. :ffvising:

First of your crew! Name your ship: _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _



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Psychotic
04-23-2009, 05:42 AM
Hmm, how about...

Metal GEAR?!

Levian
04-23-2009, 05:43 AM
Might as well call it Albatross

Bunny
04-23-2009, 05:46 AM
I was already a sailor. I did not like it.

Rantz
04-23-2009, 06:53 AM
I'm a sailor! http://img150.imageshack.us/img150/5483/sailor.gif

strawberryman
04-23-2009, 07:01 AM
Pirate, duh.

qwertysaur
04-23-2009, 07:30 AM
*flies around*

Marshall Banana
04-23-2009, 07:39 AM
Hmm, how about...

Metal GEAR?!

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Might as well call it Albatross

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Wolf Kanno
04-23-2009, 08:16 AM
It really comes down to whether I like H.M.S. Pinafore or The Pirates of Penzance better...

"Pirate King" or "A British Tar"?

theundeadhero
04-23-2009, 08:44 AM
Sailor Jupiter.

Blue Harvest
04-23-2009, 12:07 PM
I be a pirate. Arr.

blackmage_nuke
04-23-2009, 12:28 PM
3.14r8 please

Jiro
04-23-2009, 01:19 PM
Pirate. I know, I can't be a pirate and a ninja. But I don't follow your rules.

Levian
04-23-2009, 02:46 PM
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Sir Lancealot
04-23-2009, 02:53 PM
Sailor.

Rebellious Eagle
04-23-2009, 03:30 PM
Why's the rum gone? >:O

Imperfectionist
04-23-2009, 03:35 PM
Pirate is blatently the best way to go.
Oh oh and I have a brilliant joke!

Why are pirates called pirates?

Because they ARRRRR :D

DarkBahamut
04-23-2009, 04:00 PM
Do whatcha want cuz a pirate is free,
YOU ARE A PIRATE! (Or in this case, I AM A PIRATE! And an Albatross

Why can't we have our own names?

Rantz
04-23-2009, 06:00 PM
Our being outnumbered must mean we're the protagonists.

Meat Puppet
04-23-2009, 06:16 PM
No condoms for me!

Darkswordofchaos
04-23-2009, 06:39 PM
so weres this goin anyways?

Rantz
04-23-2009, 06:45 PM
Out to sea! :monster:

scrumpleberry
04-23-2009, 07:04 PM
I don't care about what other people pick, I don't care about ZOMG P1R8S R TEH AWZOME, I am being a pirate for one reason only:

Sailors will have crappy outfits in comparison.

Vermachtnis
04-23-2009, 07:16 PM
I wanna be...A NINJA OF THE SEA!

Madame Adequate
04-23-2009, 08:52 PM
Which one gets more boys?

Marshall Banana
04-23-2009, 09:21 PM
Which one gets more boys?
The sea is no place for a leprechaun!

Madame Adequate
04-23-2009, 09:25 PM
:mad2:

Freya
04-23-2009, 09:29 PM
I'll be a sailor. So I can wear the cute sailor outfits ^_^ Also expect i'd get raped on board a ship full of dirty pirates.

Tavrobel
04-23-2009, 09:38 PM
It's bad luck to bring a woman on board in the first place.

Elrilmala
04-23-2009, 09:45 PM
Sailor.
For the uniforms. >w<

Psychotic
04-23-2009, 10:19 PM
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Marshall Banana
04-23-2009, 11:05 PM
I'm a sailor, too!

We can't fight on empty tummies, though. I say we hunt the pink dolphin and eat it, but it's up to you, captain!

Rantz
04-23-2009, 11:13 PM
http://img117.imageshack.us/img117/2438/pinkdolphin2.gif

There it is! Do we chase it, cap'n?

Psychotic
04-23-2009, 11:22 PM
Ach! The Legendary Moby Pink!

Sailors! Grab your harpoons, big nets and freeze ray guns! We're goin a-huntin'!

Rantz
04-23-2009, 11:26 PM
Somebody get that mizzen up, for there's a calm but steady northern wind in the air!

Caraliz
04-23-2009, 11:51 PM
A pirate's life for me, trim the sails and roam the sea!

Rye
04-24-2009, 12:03 AM
I'm a pirate. I steal the innocence of girls such as Lamonda and keep it in my treasure chest of booty. :jess:

Breine
04-24-2009, 12:09 AM
Which one gets more boys?

Sailors probably. I guess it's the uniform thing.

Marshall Banana
04-24-2009, 12:58 AM
Mmm. http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m285/fofonda/emoticons/pinkdolphin.gif

All pirates are rapists, so EoFF contains a lot of rapists right now. Watch out, girls.

Caraliz
04-24-2009, 05:12 AM
I rape everyone!

Bowser
04-24-2009, 05:44 AM
SAILOR! Matey! Avast!

I dunno any more sailor words.

Marshall Banana
04-24-2009, 05:46 AM
How will we cook this fish? Is there a kitchen on our boat? We can't just start a fire on deck.

Also, the pirates seem inactive, so maybe we can sneak on their ship and kill them while they sleep.

Caraliz
04-24-2009, 05:50 AM
Pirates, grab your guns! I smell a rat!

Madame Adequate
04-24-2009, 05:59 AM
All pirates are rapists, so EoFF contains a lot of rapists right now.

I'm a sailor then! A very pretty sailor who will do a very poor job of avoiding capture :bigsmile:

Marshall Banana
04-24-2009, 06:12 AM
Pirates, grab your guns! I smell a rat!
I overheard Levian saying bad stuff about you! He said that you smell like fish, and he might toss you overboard! You better get him before he gets you!

Psychotic
04-24-2009, 06:28 AM
I heard that Levian said that he thinks Caraliz's toes are really big and misshapen. I don't know, I just wouldn't want a man capable of saying such hurtful things as my Captain. Maybe that's just me, maybe I'm being oversensitive, but I'm calling it how I see it.

Marshall Banana
04-24-2009, 08:00 AM
Makes you wonder what he's said about his other crew members, huh?

theundeadhero
04-24-2009, 08:49 AM
I heard Levian say he's going to cut a deal with us sailors so we can kill off all his pirates and he can get away with all the booty.

Freya
04-24-2009, 11:06 AM
I heard he likes pineapples. :shifty: How dare he huh!? :shifty:

Blue Harvest
04-24-2009, 11:23 AM
Avast, Levian be plottin' 'gainst us! Let's make 'im walk th' plank mateys!

scrumpleberry
04-24-2009, 01:35 PM
You think Levian is the one really running this operation? No way. He's wearing the fancy hat, but he's not the one in charge.

Kill him if you want to. We can get more men in fancy hats :cool:

Rantz
04-24-2009, 01:47 PM
I thought I saw scrumpleberry hide a treasure map just now. You should have seen the greedy, selfish look on her face.

Levian
04-24-2009, 02:22 PM
I think we can all agree that Caraliz smells like fish, actually the more you smell like a fish the more of a pirate you are I say! fish are pretty cool.

I heard from Lekana that Psychotic's personal main sail has problems getting up.

theundeadhero
04-24-2009, 03:38 PM
I heard a rumor that Scrumpleberry is a girl pirate.

Blue Harvest
04-24-2009, 03:42 PM
Lies. There are no girls on the internet seven seas.

Psychotic
04-24-2009, 08:23 PM
I heard, and also smelt, scrumpleberry breaking wind onto the faces of kittens and orphans on a regular basis. Also onto treasure before giving it to her fellow pirates, so...

scrumpleberry
04-24-2009, 08:31 PM
Well, that doesn't bother them or stop them taking it.

Is it any worse than you puking in the pots of gruel before offering it to your men? I would, in fact, say it is better.

Psychotic
04-24-2009, 08:34 PM
Considering that we only give gruel to captured Pirates and Frenchmen, I would have to disagree!

Maybe if you ate some of our gruel you wouldn't have so much gas.

scrumpleberry
04-24-2009, 08:37 PM
No way! I know you offer the gruel to your sailors as well, but pretend that is a fancy stew!

Also, I have precisely the correct amount of gas for a pirate. It is useful. It grosses out sailors! Hahahahha! You'll never win with your pathetic puke and silly little costumes!

NeoTifa
04-24-2009, 09:02 PM
I wanna be Peter Pan.

Caraliz
04-24-2009, 09:20 PM
I guess it's time to rape Levian! Bend over, my dear!

KentaRawr!
04-24-2009, 09:25 PM
I picked sailor. Aye, sailor... It reminds me of a song!

We're a band of lovely sailors!
A sailin´ out to sea.
When you hear our hearty singing...
You'll be sure to jump with GLEE!

FFIX Choco Boy
04-24-2009, 09:44 PM
Arg, I be smellin' the salty air of the Ocean an' I be seein' the great blue yonder out in fron' o' me. Maybe I should become a poet, and add some sophistocachysun ta this ship... Nah, I like rapin' and pillagin' too much!

qwertysaur
04-24-2009, 09:49 PM
*seagull noises* followed by me eating a cracker :p

Translation.
I was flying around looking for some tasty crackers, ooo crackers, they are so yummy when I saw Levian and Psychotic playing poker. Both has 5 aces. Then I saw monda and scrumpleberry eating watermelons. CRACKER! I'm gonna eat it now!

NeoTifa
04-25-2009, 12:35 AM
"Anchors aweigh, my boy.
Anchors aweigh!
Farewell to foreign shores
We sail at break of day day day day
[I forgot this line someone help]
Drink to the foam.
[something something :bou::bou::bou::bou: I forgot the damn song]"

Epic fail on my part :(

EDIT: I found it. God save Google <3

"Anchors Aweigh, my boys, Anchors Aweigh.
Farewell to college joys, we sail at break of day-ay-ay-ay.
Through our last night on shore, drink to the foam,
Until we meet once more. Here's wishing you a happy voyage home."

((EDIT WTF its not what we sang to those Navy douches at military camp! This is crap!!!!))

blackmage_nuke
04-25-2009, 12:50 AM
Sailor? Ive barely raped her!

Jessweeee♪
04-25-2009, 12:55 AM
Pirate!

demondude
04-25-2009, 01:11 AM
I'm Guybrush Threepwood, and I'm a mighty pirate!

I hope nobody has said that yet.

Bunny
04-25-2009, 01:30 AM
"Anchors aweigh, my boy.
Anchors aweigh!
Farewell to foreign shores
We sail at break of day day day day
[I forgot this line someone help]
Drink to the foam.
[something something :bou::bou::bou::bou: I forgot the damn song]"

Epic fail on my part :(

EDIT: I found it. God save Google <3

"Anchors Aweigh, my boys, Anchors Aweigh.
Farewell to college joys, we sail at break of day-ay-ay-ay.
Through our last night on shore, drink to the foam,
Until we meet once more. Here's wishing you a happy voyage home."

((EDIT WTF its not what we sang to those Navy douches at military camp! This is crap!!!!))

I'm not entirely too sure what you were trying to do but whatever it was, you failed miserably and you should be ashamed of yourself.

Jessweeee♪
04-25-2009, 01:31 AM
Ohohoh that's right we need pirate names!

I am Mad Bess Rackham. ARR!

DarkBahamut
04-25-2009, 01:40 AM
Pirate names?

Then I'll be "Dirty Mister Pickle" :p
I wrote my first name only on this pirate name generator: Pirate Name Generator (http://www.piratename.net/generate.php)

So I shall be called "DIRTY MISTER PICKLE!"

If I wrote my full name, I would've gotten Black Tomba Kwan. :( BUT I STILL GO BY DIRTY MISTER PICKLE!

Rye
04-25-2009, 01:48 AM
We drink and we pillage and we do what we please
We get all that we want for free
We'll kick your ass
And rape your lass
EoFF pirates we!

scrumpleberry
04-25-2009, 02:45 AM
Uhh according to that piracy name generator I am Blue Kosmic Mahan, which is pretty cool I guess?

KentaRawr!
04-25-2009, 02:59 AM
Hah, you pirates and your silly name generator. It pulls names out of a hat no matter what name you input! :p

NeoTifa
04-25-2009, 03:30 AM
:( it was supposed to be the Navy's song. Bah, screw the Navy.

"Off we go into the wild blue yonder,
Climbing high into the sun;
Here they come zooming to meet our thunder,
At 'em boys, Give 'er the gun! (Give 'er the gun now!)
Down we dive, spouting our flame from under,
Off with one helluva roar!
We live in fame or go down in flame. Hey!
Nothing'll stop the U.S. Air Force!"

Elrilmala
04-25-2009, 03:37 AM
omfgzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz


PINK DOLPHINS!!!!! GET THE NET!

NeoTifa
04-25-2009, 03:46 AM
http://whiteninjacomics.com/images/comics/pirate.gif

blackmage_nuke
04-25-2009, 03:55 AM
Yarrgh I be a quantum pirate, make them walk the planck!

DarkBahamut
04-25-2009, 04:07 AM
Hah, you pirates and your silly name generator. It pulls names out of a hat no matter what name you input! :p
:cry: I shall now violate every hat I see because of you.

Jessweeee♪
04-25-2009, 06:48 AM
Hah, you pirates and your silly name generator. It pulls names out of a hat no matter what name you input! :p

Then how come I get Bess in everything D:

I mean you get Bess out of Jessica like you get Billy out of William, right?

Blue Harvest
04-25-2009, 12:04 PM
My pirate name is 'Captain Barret Hulett' apparently.

scrumpleberry
04-25-2009, 02:51 PM
Hah, you pirates and your silly name generator. It pulls names out of a hat no matter what name you input! :p

Yeah well it still sounds cool. And how is it any less relevant than getting a name from your name name?

Madame Adequate
04-25-2009, 03:46 PM
Uhh according to that piracy name generator I am Blue Kosmic Mahan, which is pretty cool I guess?

Sounds like a Persian porn star to me.

scrumpleberry
04-25-2009, 03:53 PM
Exactly!

Breine
04-25-2009, 03:55 PM
All pirates are rapists, so EoFF contains a lot of rapists right now.

I'm a sailor then! A very pretty sailor who will do a very poor job of avoiding capture :bigsmile:

:hat:

Psychotic
04-25-2009, 08:57 PM
We want you! We want you! We want you as a new recruit!

Marshall Banana
04-25-2009, 09:56 PM
Thunderdome?

DarkBahamut
04-25-2009, 10:31 PM
My pirate-self, "Dirty Mister Pickle," probably looks like this:
http://fc01.deviantart.com/fs17/f/2007/217/5/f/Pirate_PedoBear_by_Invader_Zero.gif