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04-24-2009, 08:37 PM
What is your dream wedding like? And to whom?

My dream wedding is in Hawaii, in Maui, on the black sand beaches! At night time with tiki torches all lit up and it would be just me and the man I was marrying! And of course a dude to make it legal. :bigsmile: Oh! And it would have to be a full moon! So I can be a werewolf, rawr.

And then we could just stay there for the honeymoon! I love Maui!

It would be awesome to move there someday. :bigsmile:

As for who I would like to marry... well, Levian said I smell like a fish, so... :mad2:

04-24-2009, 08:39 PM
Her, me and a judge.

04-24-2009, 08:40 PM

04-24-2009, 08:42 PM
Her, me and a judge.

04-24-2009, 08:51 PM
Vegas, getting married by a femal Elivis impersonator.

04-24-2009, 08:51 PM
Nice. When are we getting married, Stu?

04-24-2009, 08:54 PM
Tomorrow. At 2:47pm

04-24-2009, 10:02 PM

04-24-2009, 10:22 PM

The sandy beaches of a courtroom.

04-24-2009, 10:25 PM
Just move the courtroom!

04-25-2009, 03:26 AM
Just move the courtroom!
What? Are we just gonna get a big tractor to pick it up and throw it?

YA! I THINK NOT! :mad2:

04-25-2009, 03:54 AM
My dream wedding would be a warm, sunny day in a garden over a pond. Hopefully to a kind and handsome man.

O snap I did that already. And it was kinda lame and suuuuper expensive.

I change my answer to me and some hotty in a Vegas chapel.

04-25-2009, 04:46 AM
I wanna marry Stuart Townsend dressed up like Lestat again, and have a sweet gothic wedding.

04-25-2009, 04:51 AM

04-25-2009, 04:58 AM

Wow, that must be a familiar sight to many on this website!

04-25-2009, 05:19 AM

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04-25-2009, 05:36 AM
A ceremony in a desecrated church under the new moon, with upside down crosses covered in the blood of my defeated enemies whose heads line the pews on poles, eyes pinned open and mouths agape to the splendor of my finest moment. I will look the bride in the eye and invite her to my world as I sing the song of the Seventh Alignment. If she screams - and, oh, they all scream - her life is forfeit; she will follow me to the wedding bed, but only as a corpse. After a night of sheer pleasure to please the perverted omni-eyes of the Old Ones, I will discard her, and proclaim to myself: "Welp, better luck next year!"

04-25-2009, 06:35 AM
I want an interracial, incestuous, polygamous gay marriage, just so I can anger as many people as possible. :)

04-25-2009, 09:54 AM
I- I just want to be happy! :kaocry:

04-25-2009, 10:07 AM
I'm with Rantz. He has the right idea.

04-25-2009, 10:20 AM
I think about these things far too much :(

I always imagined getting married on a nice sunny day, in a pretty garden somewhere that is really green and has lots of summery flowers blooming, with a few relatives and friends. With a guy that's not a dick.

Then again....vegas sounds good too...

Blue Harvest
04-25-2009, 10:57 AM
The back garden of some old rich dude, who'll die of a heart attack during the ceremony and leave his huge ass mansion to me as a wedding present :D

04-25-2009, 02:46 PM
I don't have a dream wedding of any kind. I've never given it much thought to be honest.

However, I wouldn't mind marrying either Angelina Jolie, Colin Farrell or Natalie Portman ;)

04-26-2009, 01:30 AM
Yay Natalie Portman!

The Man
04-26-2009, 06:57 AM
I'm still working out whether I even think I'm marriage material. At the moment I'm not terribly convinced.

Lone Wolf Leonhart
04-26-2009, 07:03 AM
As if people need a reason to have a piece of paper that tells them they are obligated to stay with someone.

lol marriage.

04-26-2009, 07:05 AM
As if people need a piece of paper that tells them they are legally guaranteed rights as long as they stay with someone.

lol marriage.

Loony BoB
04-26-2009, 12:13 PM
To the one I love, in a way and place that would make her happy.

04-27-2009, 04:59 PM
I want to have a wedding starting with wearing a huge white frothy dress with bows all over and glitters and tiara of course. I would ride a carriage (a must!) drawn by 12 pure baby blue horses so I can go to a huge white church with 400 of my closest people inside and I'll walk on red carpet peppered with multicolored petals, walk daintily on my glass slippers toward a boy waiting for me at the altar who I shall make sure will give every penny to me so I can go shopping always.

04-28-2009, 12:57 AM
Weddings are not important, it's the marraige bit afterwards that is...That is why I don't feel THAT guilty that on my Wedding day I got so drunk I had to be carried to the hotel room by my brother, my mate & my angry wife. I awoke on the floor with nothing but a sock on. Genius.

I have been apologising ever since.

04-28-2009, 01:36 AM
Black wedding dress.

The rest changes about as often as I change my clothes.

04-28-2009, 03:26 AM
As if people need a piece of paper that tells them they are legally guaranteed rights as long as they stay with someone.

lol marriage.

Ahaha, GHF is wearing off on you. That may be sarcastic, but my point still stands.

Her, me and a judge.


04-28-2009, 04:27 AM
Black wedding dress.

The rest changes about as often as I change my clothes.
Amg black wedding dress would rule.

I was thinking I wanted a nice little white sundress so I could re-use it. :love: