Best and worst thing about the opposite sex?

[Rocket Edge]

Posted this thread a few years ago, really enjoyed what people had to say. What is your favourite, & least favourite things about the opposite gender?

[Rantz]

In before sexism!

The best thing about females: Owning one improves a man's social status
The worst thing about females: Their desire for independence

A'whoops. :monster:

[Madame Adequate]

Best: Boobs
Worst: I can't touch most boobs

[Momiji]

Best: The urge is always there to just go up to a random girl and hug her
Worst: I'd either get in trouble for doing so, or get my ass kicked

[Breine]

Best: They tend to be more open-minded than guys, and they're great to talk to.

Worst: The tendency to be passive-agressive, and then of course all the bitching.

No matter what I dig girls, though. I am what you would probably call a feminist.

[Raebus]

Best: I'll eventually think of one, can't right now
Worst: Bitching, passive aggressive

[Levian]

Best: they don't fart
Worst: they snore and litter.

[Marshall Banana]

Best: They can open jars for me!

Worst: They're more likely to rape!

[Vermachtnis]

Best: They're hairless.

Worst: The quiet, submissive ones. Also they don't have a weak point like us.

[KentaRawr!]

Best: They have great techniques for keeping their hair from becoming frizzy.

Worst: THEY DON'T SHARE THEM WITH ME. :mad2:

[Bunny]

Best: Vaginas
Worst: Mouths

[demondude]

Best: Vaginas
Worst: Mouths

Depends what the mouth is doing.

[Rocket Edge]

Best
- I think girls are alot easier to talk to than guys when somethings bottering you. If I were to open up to one of the lads It would just be awkward
- The way some of them laugh
- They're bodies are sexy

Worst:
- Most are self-centered conversation-wise, and would much rather talk about their goings-on rather than yours
- Can be seriously bitchy
- Insist on having rights and go on and on about gender equality
- An awful lot I know are the very opposite of laid back. As far I know girls spend an awful lot of time angry with someone or something than a guy would

[Yar]

best: drama
worst: drama

[Caraliz]

Best: Smell, hair, eyes, height, kisses, cuddling

Worst: LYING, not paying attention, flirting with other girls >:OO

[Shoeberto]

Best: awesome
Worst: ?????

That gives me brownie points, right? ;D

[Rye]

Best: face stubble, shoulders, being funny, not being pissy or passive-aggressive, not feeling the need to be composed constantly.

Worst: Fart in your car, burp in your face. >:x

[Blue Harvest]

Best: Easier to talk to about emotional stuff.
Worst: Easier to piss off.

[Peegee]

Best: Boobs
Worst: I can't touch most boobs

Best: boobs
worst: cultural indoctrination that sex is a gift given to men who buy it

[Mirage]

Best: They're hairless.

Worst: The quiet, submissive ones. Also they don't have a weak point like us.

Their entire body is a weak point!

[Breine]

Best: face stubble, shoulders, being funny, not being pissy or passive-aggressive, not feeling the need to be composed constantly.

Worst: Fart in your car, burp in your face. >:x

Burp-in-face action you say? xD

[rubah]

best: not talking about celebrity gossip
worst: talking about automotive gossip

[Caraliz]

best: not talking about celebrity gossip
worst: talking about automotive gossip
so true! But celebrity gossip is fun, rubah!

[LunarWeaver]

Best: Only they can be vampire slayers.

Worst: They constantly pester me to stop playing video games and go shopping with them. I hate shopping and clothes and fashion, alright! :bou:

[Momiji]

best: not talking about celebrity gossip
worst: talking about automotive gossip

I don't talk about automotive gossip. That's boring! =O

[Yar]

best: not talking about celebrity gossip
worst: talking about automotive gossipWord on the street is that Jennifer Aniston is having carburetor problems.

[Caraliz]

Word on the street is that Yaridovich is having penis problems.

[Yar]

:aimcry: It's pathetic, I know.

[Bunny]

Best: Vaginas
Worst: Mouths

Depends what the mouth is doing.

And whether or not they are doing it right.

Most girls don't.

[Rye]

It's not so much their mouths, it's just that a lot of girls don't know how to use their tongues, Bun Bun!

[Caraliz]

:aimcry: It's pathetic, I know.
Smiling Bob!

[Madame Adequate]

burp in your face. >:x

You loved that :bigsmile:

[Bunny]

It's not so much their mouths, it's just that a lot of girls don't know how to use their tongues, Bun Bun!

Use of mouth is also very important.

[Athena Shadowraven]

Best: A protective figure, I guess?

Worst: Er, letting out gas from various orifices. :B

[Breine]

Best: Only they can be vampire slayers.

xD

[Caraliz]

Worst: No boobies :(

[Dignified Pauper]

Worst: They're women.

Best: I'm not attracted to them.

[Iceglow]

Can't believe none of the "men" here are man enough to say:

Best: can have sex with women mostly for a bit of charm and some none-commital noises pretending to have heard and absorbed every word they say.

Worst: Periods because all negative points mentioned in this thread are 10 x more bad during this monthly occurrence whilst all positives apart from use of mouth for pleasurable things are either off the menu or disgusting. However, use of mouth must be done correctly.

[Shiny]

Best: Their broad shoulders are useful for concerts when I need a human ladder. Stupid tall people being in the front.
Worst: Stinky. Generally smell ten times worse than women when they sweat.

[The Summoner of Leviathan]

Can't believe none of the "men" here are man enough to say:

Best: can have sex with women mostly for a bit of charm and some none-commital noises pretending to have heard and absorbed every word they say.


From what I have seen, guys are easier to get into bed. Then again, maybe it is a gay thing. :/

Best: Girls are just easier to get along with. Much more chatty and open. Not saying I don't have guy friends that I can have a heart to heart, just more often girls are more willing to talk about these sort of things.

Worst: Moodiness, not all girls but some. Sorta makes you want to ask if their constantly on their period.

[Iceglow]

Actually men are easier to get in to bed, theres no need to sweet talk us, we just need someone to go "so fancy a quickie?" and we're naked and ready in 20 seconds flat. The fact is so many women claim that they're hard to get in to bed when in reality they're not it's remarkably simple to get girls in to bed voluntarily especially when they're in clubs.

[Caraliz]

Lol club girls.

[Shiny]

Club women are different from normal women. Women who go to clubs are usually looking for one nighters.

[The Summoner of Leviathan]

Shiny has a point. Most people are either at a club to: have fun and dance or to get laid. Sometimes a bit of both.

[Rocket Edge]

That really doesn't apply to where I'm from anyway. Everyone I know goes out here to get drunk and have a laugh.

[Loony BoB]

Best: Nice to talk to, a lot of empathy, they can look incredibly beautiful, I can have proper sex with them without the need to involve a butt, they feel nice, they smell nice.

Worst: They don't know what they want.