View Full Version : Smurf is not a censor for the four lettered f word.
KentaRawr!
05-05-2009, 06:30 PM
Rather, the four lettered f word is a shortcut for saying smurf. Because I don't want anyone that's quoting my post see any unintended vulgarities, I type out the entire word. This allows me to show emphasis through capitalization.
So, do you type "Smurf" or do you type the four lettered f word?
Bunny
05-05-2009, 06:49 PM
I type fuck.
Psychotic
05-05-2009, 07:05 PM
Why would you voluntarily censor yourself? You might as well just choose a different word if you're that averse to swearing.
Iceglow
05-05-2009, 07:53 PM
On here due to many many posts and much much getting used to the f word being censored I now instinctively type smurf here. Aside from here I swear like a god damn mother smurfing trooper! Ask Psy he's even admitted my capacity for the baser words in the english language for a man who can write so eloquently is astounding.
Balzac
05-05-2009, 07:55 PM
I type the f word and it frustrate me when I see it censored.
Vermachtnis
05-05-2009, 07:57 PM
I am too sophistibicated to wirdy dords.
Blue Harvest
05-05-2009, 08:01 PM
I switch between them, but I've become accustomed to replacing the F word with smurf so I type that more often.
Meat Puppet
05-05-2009, 10:15 PM
I have a Firefox plugin that changes every instance of the Smurf-word to the actual f-word, fuck.
Caraliz
05-05-2009, 10:15 PM
I agree with Pauly cakes. :love:
KentaRawr!
05-05-2009, 10:18 PM
I have a Firefox plugin that changes every instance of the Smurf-word to the actual f-word, smurf.
Wow, this thread must be smurfing confusing.
I censor myself away from EoFF because only a handful of people know what I mean, and the rest are instantly curious and want to know what kind of inside joke we have going.
On EoFF, I switch between them because I don't really give a :bou::bou::bou::bou: and it will make things interesting if the filter is ever changed. :monster:
Heath
05-06-2009, 09:46 AM
If I'm going to be curtailed by the censors, then it can censor me but I don't do so voluntarily. Not that I'm terribly vulgar, but y'know.
Marshall Banana
05-06-2009, 11:35 AM
Not once during my membership at EoFF have I typed "smurf" or the "f" word in a post!
Aerith's Knight
05-06-2009, 11:53 AM
We need to censor "strawberry" to "bladder control problems"
Marshall Banana
05-06-2009, 11:56 AM
Bye-bye, Monda.
I Took the Red Pill
05-07-2009, 06:36 PM
you're a loser if you self-censor this is a scientifically proven fact
Laddy
05-07-2009, 09:28 PM
I type smurf for caps.
HOLY SMURF!!!!
Looks better than
HOLY smurf!!!!
LunarWeaver
05-07-2009, 09:54 PM
I always actually type smurf. I quite like the word. And I love that in all caps it comes out MOTHERsmurfER. That shivers me, like expensive art.
Madame Adequate
05-07-2009, 09:59 PM
I type Smurf if it is at the beginning of a sentence or otherwise warrants caps.
Otherwise I type fuck.
Shlup
05-08-2009, 03:18 AM
I usually type the f word. It gets it out of my system so I won't really say it!
When I started dating my husband I stopped saying the f word and the s word. And quit smoking. He turned me into a lady! WTF!
Madame Adequate
05-08-2009, 03:26 AM
:kaoangry:
Not once during my membership at EoFF have I typed "smurf" or the "f" word in a post!
Well you've gone and ruined that record now. :D
Meat Puppet
05-08-2009, 07:09 AM
I just hope she hit two birds with one stone.
Golden Warrior
05-08-2009, 12:56 PM
Neither, when I want to drop the f-bomb I do it aloud. Typing it just doesn't have the same affect for me.
Rocket Edge
05-08-2009, 01:21 PM
F bomb, I only realise it's censored then when I post.
i've begun to type the s word just do i can see umaro dancing instead of some retarded filter.
:bou::bou::bou::bou: is :bou::bou::bou::bou:ty.
scrumpleberry
05-08-2009, 05:27 PM
oh my fucking god this is excellent
demondude
05-08-2009, 06:01 PM
oh my smurfing god, you mean.
Jessweeee♪
05-08-2009, 06:02 PM
I've actually said "smu</>rf" offline a few times.
KentaRawr!
05-08-2009, 06:13 PM
smurf!
Psychotic
05-08-2009, 06:59 PM
Oh dear god.
I Took the Red Pill
05-08-2009, 07:27 PM
dear god yes
Iceglow
05-08-2009, 07:35 PM
I'm now getting very scared this is kinda getting like the story I heard of a phone that swapped key words in sms messages for emoticons on messages received I could imagine the text to the deaf man "Sorry sir, your wife was just run over by a truck and killed instantly" where the word run became a man running and the word truck showed a truck zooming back and forth. How inappropriate NOOO DROP TEH SMURF IMAGE NOW!
Oh and Jessewee, has a long standing association with the f word and you can actually use the word smurf instead of the f word when refferring to sexual intercourse and people don't automatically think "wtf" the little blue beings however used to give me nightmares sexy dreams, especially smurfette.
Flying Mullet
05-08-2009, 08:05 PM
smurftastic!
Momiji
05-08-2009, 08:47 PM
三三(ヽ゜Д゜)〆<sup>三三(ヽ゜Д゜)〆<sup>三三(ヽ゜Д゜)〆</sup></sup> <sup>∑∑</sup>smurf<sup>oh fuck</sup>
Vermachtnis
05-08-2009, 09:33 PM
This is the most smurfing awesome thing to come from this website.
Big D
05-09-2009, 01:44 AM
Well I'll be smurfed.
Heath
05-13-2009, 06:05 PM
I was reading a criminology journal earlier that made reference to a drug dealing practice in 1980s Britain called "smurfing." I honestly thought EoFF had started censoring real life.
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