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Flying Mullet
05-08-2009, 07:26 PM
BBC NEWS | Europe | EU quarantines London in swine flu panic (http://bouncewith.me.uk/europe/8027043.htm)
Are you up to speed on zombie preparedness?
The Netherlands confirms its first case of zombie swine flu, in a three-year-old boy recently returned from Mexico. After passing away early this morning, he rose from the dead and lunged at his mother.
Iceglow
05-08-2009, 07:38 PM
Psy go get in your new car and drive here now, since I'm in London this is our great big chance I'm gonna go loot some digital camcorders and get a friend or two to help me find the hottest zombie girls possible. Zombie PORN here we come!
strawberryman
05-08-2009, 07:41 PM
Zombie PORN here we come!
Taking any offers on investments in this project from overseas?
Psychotic
05-08-2009, 07:46 PM
I would have sex with a zombie, yes, but I would probably put a bucket on her head first to stop her biting me in an inconvienient place.
Iceglow
05-08-2009, 07:56 PM
Psy, thats what ball gags and dental jaw splitters are for!
Caraliz
05-08-2009, 09:02 PM
Oh my god. Rotting vagina.
Meat Puppet
05-08-2009, 11:29 PM
Forget rabies, forget swine flu, forget everything; it’s these articles that are spreading zombiism throughout humanity.
Old Manus
05-09-2009, 12:16 AM
Fact: Zombie apocalypse is every internet nerd's wet dream
It sure is mine.
G3ORGE
05-09-2009, 12:38 AM
haha is that real?
KentaRawr!
05-09-2009, 12:47 AM
haha is that real?
No. smurf
Aerith's Knight
05-09-2009, 01:09 AM
See? What don't we have?
Bad time to have gun control though.
Rocket Edge
05-09-2009, 01:32 AM
Jesus thats really weird. I wouldn't want to be lying in bed next to a zombie patient in hospital.
NeoTifa
05-09-2009, 02:41 AM
Sweet. Guess what zombie I would totally date... ;)
I watched a T.V. program about this group called Z.A.P.T, who is prepared for this exact thing. Too bad its never going to happen.
Bunny
05-09-2009, 04:10 AM
ahahahahaha
What the fuck.
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