date, marry, push off a cliff

[Tuhkasieni]

hey :) just for fun and im curious which character from the final fantasy vii series (DoC, Crisis Core etc) would you date, marry or push off a cliff if they were real?

(im a girl) so i would
date; genesis because hes obsessed & evil
marry: vincent???
push off a cliff: cait sith :D sorryy

I could marry sephiroth too... but he's kinda crazy.........................

[scrumpleberry]

What a polite version of the game!

[LunarWeaver]

Date: Jenova
Marry: Denzel
Push off a cliff: Yuffie

[Momiji]

Date:
Marry:
Push off a cliff: Everyone

[Shiny]

Date: Mukki! Oh yeaaah! ;)
Marry: Sailor suit Barret cuz who wouldn't want to be around that all day? (Apparently not Momiji)
Push off a cliff: Yuffie. Ninjas who wear yellow and steal my materia suck.

[RedPouch]

Date: Cloud
[b]Marry: Nobody. I can't imagine spending the rest of my life with anyone from this game. Cloud will be fun in the sack for quite a while, but that can't carry things over forever.
Push off a cliff: Yuffie. The stupid bitch is unimaginably annoying and just needs to die.

[Rantz]

Date: The honeybee girl.
Marry: Aeris. I'll get all her stuff when she croaks.
Push off a cliff: Yuffie. I like her as a character but as a person she deserves no mercy.

[RedPouch]

Marry: Aeris. I'll get all her stuff when she croaks.
Did she even own much material-wise that was worth having for a guy? Lol.

[Rantz]

Maybe not, but at least I can say I have Ancient Heritage.

[Tuhkasieni]

Marry: Denzel


Denzel's adorable, he'd be my son lol:rolleyes2

[Loony BoB]

Date: Scarlet... well, it's her, Elena or Yuffie out of the ones that aren't below, right?
Marry: Tifa
Push off a cliff: Aeris. Sticking to what she's good at.

EDIT: Wait! Jessie. I could date Jessie. That's better. I was gonna say Shiva but I mean, she's a bit cold and that's not a good thing for... stuff.

[NeoTifa]

Date: Reno. He looks like fun.
Marry: Sephiroth <3 :love: everyone knows this
Push off a cliff: Aeris and Yuffie together

[Heath]

You're all so harsh on Yuffie. Sure she stole one or two things. My materia, my patience, my heart. But seriously I've never had big problem with her. Wouldn't mind pushing Scarlet off a cliff though.

[Aerith's Knight]

Date: Tifa, well I mean, she's dressed like a girl who puts out, so she probably would, eh?
Marry: Aerith, no explanation neccessary there, of course.
Push off a cliff: Cloud. Stop brooding, you prick! You're worse with women than Squall.. Wait, that was too harsh.

[Loony BoB]

Date: Tifa, well I mean, she's dressed like a girl who puts out, so she probably would, eh?
Marry: Aerith, no explanation neccessary there, of course.
I'm guessing you haven't played the game (I know, I know, you have)? Aeris puts out, Tifa is shy. :p

[Tuhkasieni]

You're all so harsh on Yuffie. Sure she stole one or two things. My materia, my patience, my heart. But seriously I've never had big problem with her. Wouldn't mind pushing Scarlet off a cliff though.

Yuffie is one of my favorite characters :D Does everyone hate her? :eek:

[Aerith's Knight]

Date: Tifa, well I mean, she's dressed like a girl who puts out, so she probably would, eh?
Marry: Aerith, no explanation neccessary there, of course.
I'm guessing you haven't played the game (I know, I know, you have)? Aeris puts out, Tifa is shy. :p

Oh BoB, you know that that's just their lines. You can see them hiding the script on so many occasions. :p

Not to mention that everytime before a battle you can see the flash from the camera. :D

[NeoTifa]

Lol told you Aeris is a slut.

[DarkBahamut]

Date: Yuffie
Marry: Tifa for sure. No one else can really be attractive than Tifa. Well maybe Yuffie...Maybe
Push off a cliff: 1st choice: Aeris, after she hits the ground, I'll go GTA on her @$$ and light her on fire. Then dance on her grave. EVEN TEABAG HER GRAVE FOR ALL I CARE...I think I've gone too far. If not Aeris, then Cait Sith. That actions I hate. The moogle I will barbecue. And I'll keep the cat. I like cats. But the rest must die.

I agree, why hate on Yuffie.

[LunarWeaver]

I hate Yuffie because she crashes my game when I try to get her and stole my favorite fanny pack. I think my disgust is valid.

[FinalFantasyGirl]

Date: Zack! or Cloud
Marry: Zack! or Cloud
Push off a cliff: Cait sith and Red X

[Aerith's Knight]

Lol told you Aeris is a slut.

I don't think you should make that comment. >_>

[Aerisfanatic]

Marry: Aeris. I'll get all her stuff when she croaks.

I find myself surprisingly liking this joke.

Date: EVERYONE!
Marry: The dolphin... Yes, the DOLPHIN!
Push off cliff: Sephiroth, although he would probably just float back up, it would feel satisfactory at the time.

[The Turk]

Date: Yuffie & Tifa
Marry: Elena
Kill: Bugenhagen

[G13]

Date: Tifa 'cause she seems like a girl who I can have a good time with.
Marry: Aeris, for the stability. She's a good girl and won't cheat.
Push off a cliff: I'd make Yuffie watch as I push all of Wutai off, then I'd push Yuffie off. Genocide is the only way to make sure another Yuffie won't come out of the woodworks. Then I'd skewer Cait Sith and make him a grave marker.

[Golden Warrior]

Date: Aeris
Marry: Tifa
Push off a Cliff: Cloud so I can get him out of the way to have Tifa

[Tuhkasieni]

I wonder if Cloud likes Tifa that way...? :mog:

[Caveroamer]

Date: Jessie
Marry: Tifa
Push off a Cliff: Scarlett