A Moral Movement

[Rye]

Today, as I logged onto my computer, happily excited for the new merriment and wholesome fun I wanted from EoFF, I look at my avatar, and see a moral abomination. A young woman, daisy fresh at the look of her, making gestures that suggest oral stimulation of... ahem... what lurks beneath the masculine gender's fig leaf.

And yet other things! This morning I gazed upon our fair photo album, only to see the naked upper half of a young red man! On the internet? That's where child groomers wait for such photos to grasp with their wicked claws of perversion. I turn pale at such ideas. But alas, retribution will come.

Whoever is responsible for such a wickedly inappropriate action has got it in for them. For I have decided to launch the EoFF Morals Movement. We will fight all depravity. All scarlet women and immoral lads will fear the mighty holy light of our purity. By the light of Psychotic's blonde hair, the sanctity of our fair message board must be upheld.

Who else feels that EoFF has become a tumultuous wasteland of sex, depravity, and rock & roll? :colbert:

[Madame Adequate]

Looks to me as if she's demonstrating how to brush teeth and then applauding her young child's success in replicating the action.

But what the hell, I'm always down for a good old-fashioned book-burning moral panic! Won't somebody please think of the chocobos?!

[NeoTifa]

I think it's funny. :(

[Yar]

As a homo I applaud the moral decay of society. It's what we do, I'm told.

[Bunny]

I love blowjobs.

[Psychotic]

I was going to get all angry that you called me blonde but then you used Colbert so it's chill.

[Rye]

I knew a gay must have done it. Only they dare enjoy activities that spill seed outside of the birth canal. This is exactly why we need this moral movement!

Now I just need to figure out which one it was. Loony BoB? :confused:

[Rantz]

Hey hey hey, child grooming is a perfectly valid hobby. >:O You can even collect and trade with the like-minded.

[Levian]

I think it looks good on you. Get a matching signature.

[NeoTifa]

ROFL!!!! I love your vocabulary, Rye.

[Rye]

I think it looks good on you. Get a matching signature.

Well, YOU sire, should get the guidance of a holy being and his advice on how to live a life of morals and purity, as opposed to a life of drugs and drink, pornography and perversion, if you think such an avatar is "good." Being a Swede is no excuse. :colbert:

[Madame Adequate]

What can you expect of liberal decadant Europeans?

[NeoTifa]

Freddie Got Fingered, amirite?

[Bunny]

Freddie Got Fingered, amirite?

Generally, no, not ever.

[Yar]

xD NeoTifa's av is great.

[NeoTifa]

XD omg how long has it been like that?

[Lawr]

So, when does your shift start, babe? :jokey:

[Rye]

Dear lord, it's spreading! It's like a succubus of EoFF's morality! Ahhhhh! FIGHT. :kaoangry:

[Madame Adequate]

You need help from Slayer Lamonda! :snowgirl:

[Rye]

That dirty young lady? She accosts me to see my breasts day and night! She is NOT moral. :mad2:

[LunarWeaver]

As a homo I applaud the moral decay of society. It's what we do, I'm told.

Let's hold hands and agree and stuff like that.

[Yar]

As a homo I applaud the moral decay of society. It's what we do, I'm told.

Let's hold hands and agree and stuff like that.K, prob'ly should get fellatio avatars too; they're "in." We're supposed to be on top of what is and isn't "in", ya kno?

[Marshall Banana]

:bowpanties:

[rubah]

:bowpanties:

[Meat Puppet]

Sometimes I wish someone would just shoot me in the head already

[Rye]

Some people just can't handle such visual horrors. :(

[Shoeberto]

The avatar is fine. In this economy, you should be just as enthusiastic to have a job, even if it's just a blow job.

[Marshall Banana]

Disney avatars - all around! :sebastian:

[Shiny]

By the light of Psychotic's blonde hair, the sanctity of our fair message board must be upheld.

Yes. I luff you hardcore. :strut:

EDIT: Someone was watching Colbert's show tonight...sanctity!

[rubah]

I change my argument to http://www.snowy-day.net/stuff/art/pixels/orangepanties.png

[qwertysaur]

:p

[NeoTifa]

Is my avatar supposed to take place on an airplane?

[Yar]

Why? Are you hoping to get your mile-high club membership card?

[NeoTifa]

I got it last summer.

[Yar]

Wow.


Well in that case I'm going to bed. :)

[Breine]

Whatever's wrong with a little oral fun, I ask :monkey:

[Momiji]

Hmph. So avatars that imply fellatio are A-OK, but profile pictures that have two young girls kissing, fully clothed is wrong?

I call shenanigans! :irked:

[Heath]

I've got so many members on ignore that I only read posts by the morally illuminated members of this forum. As such, I only read my own posts.

[Psychotic]

Hmph. So avatars that imply fellatio are A-OK, but profile pictures that have two young girls kissing, fully clothed is wrong?Yes. Thread over.

[fire_of_avalon]

The avatar is fine. In this economy, you should be just as enthusiastic to have a job, even if it's just a blow job.

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha