I have a problem...

[NeoTifa]

I found a box of strawberry cake mix that expired in march and a carton of eggs that expired 3 days ago. Should I make a cake?

[Rostum]

No.

[rubah]

Yes.

[NeoTifa]

damn im confused.

[Shoeberto]

As long as you do the cooking by the book.

[NeoTifa]

When I lived with my ex we had chickens and never worried about an expiration date and we were just fine....

[Yar]

Your eggs might be okay but I'd still be wary. Fork that mix, though.

[Rye]

As long as you do the cooking by the book.

And as long as you never use a messy recipe. :bigsmile:

[rubah]

Then you'll have a cake

[Madame Adequate]

As long as you do the cooking by the book.

And as long as you never use a messy recipe. :bigsmile:

The cake would end up crazy!

[NeoTifa]

I went with Rubahs answer :bigsmile: And the batter was scrumptious.

[Fate Fatale]

Awesome. =]

[Ramza Beoulve]

As long as you do the cooking by the book.

And as long as you never use a messy recipe. :bigsmile:

The cake would end up crazy!http://img15.imageshack.us/img15/1817/lp62.png

[Shoeberto]

As long as you do the cooking by the book.

And as long as you never use a messy recipe. :bigsmile:

The cake would end up crazy!http://img15.imageshack.us/img15/1817/lp62.png
You win xD

[NeoTifa]

Well, I'm off to eat the cake. In case I die, I just want you all to know .... that I really, really, REALLY, REALLY hate DD.

[Vermachtnis]

WAIT! You should test it on an aunt or someone that doesn't like you all that well. If it's good, it'll be a mends; if not, oh well. They didn't like you anyway, so who cares?

[Jessweeee♪]

You could have just made it for someone you don't like, or for birds! That way you can still make cake, but you don't have to eat it in case it's nasty :|

[Meat Puppet]

If you never use box mix again you’ll be all right

[Lyg]

OR...you can feed the cake to your worst enemy. As a matter of fact, throw that cake away and make another with spoiled milk.

[Breine]

Maybe.

[kikimm]

When I lived with my ex we had chickens and never worried about an expiration date and we were just fine....

Oh my god

[Lyg]

The cake is a lie


... it had to be said.

Thank you for finally saying it!!!

Ah, now I can go and listen to still alive and not feel like a nerd.

[demondude]

If it has the chance to make you ill, please, please eat it.

[Blue Harvest]

Well, I'm off to eat the cake. In case I die, I just want you all to know .... that I really, really, REALLY, REALLY hate DD.

We'll carve it on your tombstone.



Here Lies NeoTifa
Dec 29 1989 - May 30 2009
Died of cake poisoning
"I really, really, REALLY, REALLY hate DD"

[~*~Celes~*~]

have we heard anything back? she must be dead.

[Psychotic]

I get first dibs on the corpse.

[Blue Harvest]

Paul you sick bastard.
































remember to use plenty of lube

[NeoTifa]

Lol didn't even get sick. :D

[Old Manus]

http://i38.:bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou:/15x4t2x.png

Hey guys that cake was awesome and I just-HNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGG

[Psychotic]

It's not like that, Harv'. I just have this awkward situation where I told my mother I was rich, and successful, and have a beautiful wife, and now she's coming to visit, so...

[NeoTifa]

LOL!!!! And you're gonna let your mom talk to a corpse?

[Xaven]

We know that you love cake. :/

Expiration dates are to be followed like law.

[Vermachtnis]

LOL!!!! And you're gonna let your mom talk to a corpse?

Why not? He could call it Weekend at Psycie's.

[Psychotic]

Actually I was kind of thinking of greeting her at the top of a flight of stairs, announcing "Hey mother! It is I, your son! And here is my beautiful wi-" and then push you down them, screaming "Princess Pasta Groove! Nooooooooo!".

You don't have to be dead to perform this task, so it's cool if you haven't got food poisoning yet. It'll probably hurt less if you're already dead, though.

[NeoTifa]

:\ Princess Pasta Groove?

[Peegee]

There's no way of knowing until you do it.

So make the cake and eat it. If you die, it wasn't a good idea.