Stabbed or Shot

[PuPu]

Really random question, but yeah.

If you were forced to choose between being shot to death or stabbed to death, which one would you pick?

Assume you are being shot with a loaded handgun and are being stabbed with a stainless steel knife.

[NeoTifa]

shot. its quicker

[Laddy]

Shot. It's quick, painless, and less messy.

[Lawr]

Shot. It's quick, painless, and less messy.

I remember your mom saying something about me that sounded just like that amiritefolks :jokey:

[Momiji]

Shot. It's quick, painless, and less messy.

What?


Oh, and shot, definitely.

[nik0tine]

That depends on where I am going to get shot or stabbed. Am I going to get stabbed in the jugular but shot in the chest? I choose stabbed in this scenario. Am I going to get shot in the head but stabbed in the stomach? I'll take the gunshot, thank you.

[rubah]

shot plz.

[Bunny]

That depends on where I am going to get shot or stabbed. Am I going to get stabbed in the jugular but shot in the chest? I choose stabbed in this scenario. Am I going to get shot in the head but stabbed in the stomach? I'll take the gunshot, thank you.

Only good answer.

[LunarWeaver]

I want to get stabbed. I'll have more time to make a dramatic final speech and get into my dramatic final pose.

[rubah]

Alright, Julius.

[blackmage_nuke]

Shot in the heart. It will give me time to tell those around me that theres no time.

[Rostum]

Death by firing squad.

[Rikku_Yuffie_girl]

Shot. Quick and less painless.

[Breine]

shot plz.

Me too.

Just the thought of getting stabbed...

[Heath]

That depends on where I am going to get shot or stabbed. Am I going to get stabbed in the jugular but shot in the chest? I choose stabbed in this scenario. Am I going to get shot in the head but stabbed in the stomach? I'll take the gunshot, thank you.

Yeah, I was thinking the same thing. Was only a few weeks ago that I was watching Reservoir Dogs and was reminded that getting shot in the stomach is absolute hell.

[Blue Harvest]

Definitely shot.

[theundeadhero]

Let's say they're going to shoot you in the intestines. It's extremely painful, you can't move to crawl for any sort of help, and it takes a few minutes to bleed to death. So much for all your painless deaths.

[Quindiana Jones]

I voted assuming that wherever I was shot was where I'd be stabbed. Fair test, and all. I voted shot.

[rubah]

How different would it be if you were stabbed in your intestines? Just wondering, 'cause I used the same assumption as quin.

[Quindiana Jones]

To be honest, it also depends what calibre we're talking. "Handgun" is still a little vague.

[Peegee]

There's a distinct lack of masochists in this thread.

I vote stab. Knife fetish + my dream of 'dying screaming' in one.

[musashius]

Death by cannonball.

[smittenkitten]

Probably shot but I did use to have dreams of being stabbed in Paris, I think they're out to get me. They'd be like "Je n'aime pas Danielle!" :(

[Rocket Edge]

Shot. Getting stabbed would be awfully messy.

[Lawr]

Probably shot but I did use to have dreams of being stabbed in Paris, I think they're out to get me. They'd be like "Je n'aime pas Danielle!" :(

Hahaha :lol:

[Levian]

I want an evil monkey to stab me. Any random monkey could pull a trigger, but it'd take a truly evil monkey to stab someone to death. It'd be pretty funny too I guess.

[Iceglow]

I want an evil monkey to stab me. Any random monkey could pull a trigger, but it'd take a truly evil monkey to stab someone to death. It'd be pretty funny too I guess.

An evil monkey would probably stab you in the butt!

Anyhow depending on where you're getting stabbed/shot depends on my preference. Being shot in general is better but then you hear people on the news who accidentally shot themselves in the head or intentionally and took 2 weeks or so to die because they missed the vital areas. Can I choose where to be shot or stabbed? Shoot in fact either way, shoot or stab me directly through the heart I want my casket to be open

[Wolf Kanno]

Stabbed but its because I want to know that I'm dying, so I can reflect and make some cheesey speech like Noctiluca ;) Though to be honest, I've always had a strange fascination with the thought of being stabbed and slowly dying.

[Namelessfengir]

"Im paralyzed!!! That monkey shot me in the ass and paralyzed me!!!!"

i want a monkey dressed as a gladiator... not american gladiator thou that would look gay

[Quindiana Jones]

Shot. Getting stabbed would be awfully messy.

Bear in mind that if the bullet goes through it's gonna be pretty messy too. xD

[Psychotic]

Where's your "both" option?

[fire_of_avalon]

Gunblade?

Shot in the head with a .44 mag plz. There's no coming back from that :bou::bou::bou::bou:.

[Sefie1999AD]

More like a bladegun.

Eh, whichever way is less painful and kills faster. Probably a gun.