"Ugh, oh, God, no!"

[Breine]

I don't like thinking about the fact that beautiful women like say Angelina Jolie and Natalie Portman sometimes (possibly everyday) take huge dumps (as in doing the numero dos in the bathroom). I know, they're human too and stuff, but I don't know.. maybe it's a guy thing.

What "normal" thing makes you go "ugh!" by just thinking of it?

[Quindiana Jones]

Breine saying the words "take huge dumps" is something I will never ever forget. xD

I think all kinds of bodily functiony things kinda gross me out a little. Not in a massive "OH MY GOD YOU DO? I NEVER WANT TO SPEAK TO YOU AGAIN!" way, but definitely in a kind of "Oh...umm...nice. *silence*" way.

Of course, imagining Angelina Jolie doing anything ever pretty much makes me vomit.

[Breine]

Breine saying the words "take huge dumps" is something I will never ever forget. xD

:breine:

[Sephex]

I imagine rainbows coming out of their asses. That usually helps.

[Jessweeee♪]

Pooping is gross :(

[black orb]

>>> Thinking about that stuff is hilarious not gross..

and celebrities farting is even more hilarious.

[Peegee]

This entire thread has potential to be disturbing.

So um..what am I really supposed to say here? I'm pretty much immune to anything and I've lived with girls several times in my life. I've seen everything.

[LunarWeaver]

It's a bit normal for peeps in my country to cover their food in nasty :bou::bou::bou::bou: like butter and salt or what have you. It makes me want to go comatose. I honestly can't watch it. I can't eat at restaurants because I want to walk up to various strangers and dramatically knock their plate off the table.

Also breast feeding. I believe formula is better for everyone all around. What kid wants to grow up and hear he sucked on his mom's tit?

[scrumpleberry]

Nocticula, you just think girls are totally gross and icky in every way though. That's the point of a tit, man. Sexualising them is our fault. If everyone ever used formula, tits would probably evolve off us eventually because they didn't really have a point |:

[LunarWeaver]

Ooh, that's not it. I would find breast feeding disgusting no matter what. Especially when they do it in public. I think a lot of guys do. Probably. I'll assume that without any research or questions about it. That's the Internet way.

Well, think of it this way: If babies sucked on my cock for sustenance, would you want to see it?

[demondude]

Babies don't like sharing, Noctiluca. ;D

[LunarWeaver]

:save: :save: :save:

[scrumpleberry]

Ooh, that's not it. I would find breast feeding disgusting no matter what. Especially when they do it in public. I think a lot of guys do. Probably. I'll assume that without any research or questions about it. That's the Internet way.

Well, think of it this way: If babies sucked on my cock for sustenance, would you want to see it?

Well I'd probably be used to it if babies had to suck cock for sustenance |: so I wouldn't really care about feeding in public or whatever, because it'd be normal. Just...turrrn the other way if you don't like it.

[rubah]

I'd see it

[Rocket Edge]

*burps*

[LunarWeaver]

I think babies should be thrown into the jungle for one week. Any hardcore enough to survive earn the right to suck on body parts. It's all very logical. :magus:

[scrumpleberry]

This is a proposal I find difficult to argue with.

Right! Let's go and show it to the government! Babies in jungles for 2010!

[Rantz]

I love that you guys are sort of bonding, half-bonding, bonding maybe a little, it's cute. :kaohappy:

As for being almost on topic, Quin swallowed half a paper-clip and I told him to go throw it up so he did. I think that was a nice moment for both of us.

[NeoTifa]

I think the female body is a beautiful, yet disgusting thing. Blech. Babies.

[rubah]

oh you know, people having sex (without me)

[Breine]

I imagine rainbows coming out of their asses. That usually helps.

I've always found flowers to be more useful in this situation. Especially daisies.

[Rye]

The sound of knuckles cracking loudly is one of the most disturbing noises to me. It makes me shudder and want to throw up.

Ironically, the sound and feeling of me cracking my toes is soothing.

[Blue Harvest]

I imagine rainbows coming out of their asses. That usually helps.

I've always found flowers to be more useful in this situation. Especially daisies.

:breine:

[Shattered Dreamer]

See other people kiss grosses me out. I like kissing but see other people gross!

[Rye]

Yeah, watching most people kiss is gross. I remember a couple in my High School that I hated, and they'd always kiss in front of my locker, which would make me feel so icky inside.

As a result, I feel weird kissing in public, and always imagine what it looks like to passersby, which is beyond self-conscious to me. I prefer to just hold hands in public.

[Parker]

I love girl poopz on my head and neck.

[Madame Adequate]

I love girl poopz on my head and neck.

I hereby petition AG to scrap "Best Post Ciddie" and simply award it to the quoted post.

[Rye]

You know what Parker likes the most?

Cake farts.

[Parker]

*sniffs* Ah yes.... madeira sponge with lemon frosting....my favourite...

[Lawr]

Seeing breastfeeding and seeing couples slober all over eachother is pretty gross. I try and look away but it's still there lingering in my mind. Torturing me.

ohai Parker :monster:

[Darkswordofchaos]

yeap i just try to pretend to not think about hot girlys makin poops

[sharkythesharkdogg]

Some people have this annoying habit when their throats itch. They won't just go ahead and politely cough, or drink something. They'll sit there and make this sound that's between grunting and trying to hock up some mucous. It'll go on for about 2 minutes.

Also as I was standing in line at a store last week I saw this girl popping her boyfriend's back acne while waiting in line. WHAT!?!? :barf: I'd rather have to watch them make-out.

[~*~Celes~*~]

Also as I was standing in line at a store last week I saw this girl popping her boyfriend's back acne while waiting in line. WHAT!?!? :barf: I'd rather have to watch them make-out.

That's just... :(

Feet in general are just *shudder* So that'd be my thing.

[Meat Puppet]

Nocticula, you just think girls are totally gross and icky in every way though. That's the point of a tit, man. Sexualising them is our fault. If everyone ever used formula, tits would probably evolve off us eventually because they didn't really have a point |:
Good points, but even if babies weren’t eating from breasts anymore, that might not change the breasts’ sexuality. As long as many (as many people as folks these days, I guess) people find them attractive, they’ll be prominent. Think plumage.

Yes I know there are cultures that generally don’t find the breasts sexual, but they’re them.

oh you know, people having sex (without me)
hmm hm yass

[eestlinc]

I was never a big fan of public displays of affection. I was in San Francisco a week ago and saw this couple making out on the street corner downtown at night. It was ridiculous.

[scrumpleberry]

Nocticula, you just think girls are totally gross and icky in every way though. That's the point of a tit, man. Sexualising them is our fault. If everyone ever used formula, tits would probably evolve off us eventually because they didn't really have a point |:
[J]Good points, but even if babies weren’t eating from breasts anymore, that might not change the breasts’ sexuality. As long as many (as many people as folks these days, I guess) people find them attractive, they’ll be prominent. Think plumage.

Yeah, I guess they'd stick around then. I'd find it pretty hilarious if we eventually did stop using them for babies altogether though.

[Quindiana Jones]

As for being almost on topic, Quin swallowed half a paper-clip and I told him to go throw it up so he did. I think that was a nice moment for both of us.

Nice. Cheers for bringing that one up, Rantz. xD

lol, "bringing it up" :breine:

[drotato]

hahahahahaha, I just lawled. XD

[theundeadhero]

Babies need boobies to help properly develop their digestive system.

[Quindiana Jones]

It's a shame we adults can't use that argument, really.

[demondude]

Who argues? Just do it.

[Quindiana Jones]

http://tbn3.google.com/images?q=tbn:w8YzHR3ieGiUUM:http://www.mediabistro.com/agencyspy/original/Nike-800.jpg

[demondude]

No.

[~*~Celes~*~]

No.

marry me, let's have bbz :love::heart::lovers::kiss:

[Lawr]

Ugh you two. Your PDA is making me cringe, please keep that stuff to yourselves!

[demondude]

No.

marry me, let's have bbz :love::heart::lovers::kiss:

Yes.

[Quindiana Jones]

DD is a loving and very secure man who has no problems public displaying his affection. Such as... (http://forums.eyesonff.com/writers-corner/112703-p-my-mates-poem.html)

[scrumpleberry]

oh my god LET IT DIE FFS IT'LL BE OUT OF IT'S FUCKING MISERY

[Blue Harvest]

No.

marry me, let's have bbz :love::heart::lovers::kiss:

Yes.

I will kill you :mad2:

[NeoCracker]

The fact that so many people continue living in this world disgusts me.

[Namelessfengir]

Ugh you two. Your PDA is making me cringe, please keep that stuff to yourselves!

belay that!!! it is your duty as people in the springtime of youth to flaunt it everywhere !!!


now... from the top.... action!!~

[LunarWeaver]

The fact that so many people continue living in this world disgusts me.

http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i29/LunarWeaver/emorazor.gif

[theundeadhero]

You're all starting to go a little too far off topic and spammy *angry parent look*