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~*~Celes~*~
06-15-2009, 05:33 PM
last night i was talking to my younger brother's two best friends and somehow, they ended up telling me my brother's, erm...size. i think i'll just clean out my ears with bleach now :mad2::mad2::mad2::mad2::mad2::mad2::mad2:

when you hear something you'd rather not have heard, what is your reaction?

i cry and bleach my ears.
Bunny
06-15-2009, 05:35 PM
I spread rumors.
Brennan
06-15-2009, 05:46 PM
I ignore them, and play music in my head.
qwertysaur
06-15-2009, 05:51 PM
Tell them something they don't want to know back, then smile and walk away to play video games or something. :p
LunarWeaver
06-15-2009, 05:57 PM
Did your brother's friends get out a ruler and measure him?
Rantz
06-15-2009, 07:12 PM
Did your brother's friends get out a ruler and measure him?

This was my first thought too.

I'm almost never disturbed by TMI stuff. I understand the concept of TMI and thus generally avoid divulging it, but I'm seldom actually fazed by it myself.
Quindiana Jones
06-15-2009, 07:18 PM
I laugh.
Namelessfengir
06-15-2009, 07:41 PM
around here quite often
~*~Celes~*~
06-15-2009, 07:46 PM
well my brother claims to tell them everything, so i guess that must be included :eep:

i can handle tmi unless it's my family. not even i can handle that.
Psychotic
06-15-2009, 07:49 PM
I think your brother might be gay.
~*~Celes~*~
06-15-2009, 07:51 PM
lol
black orb
06-15-2009, 07:54 PM
last night i was talking to my younger brother's two best friends and somehow, they ended up telling me my brother's, erm...size. i think i'll just clean out my ears with bleach now :mad2::mad2::mad2::mad2::mad2::mad2::mad2:.
>>> So you never were curious about that?
Peegee
06-15-2009, 07:57 PM
Who is bigger?

Answer that however you want.

Um..TMI doesn't exist for PG
Namelessfengir
06-15-2009, 08:00 PM
i think you brother might be lying to his friends. whatever they told you take off at least 4
~*~Celes~*~
06-15-2009, 08:13 PM
last night i was talking to my younger brother's two best friends and somehow, they ended up telling me my brother's, erm...size. i think i'll just clean out my ears with bleach now :mad2::mad2::mad2::mad2::mad2::mad2::mad2:.
>>> So you never were curious about that?

should i be? :erm::Oo:
Mirage
06-15-2009, 08:14 PM
TMI doesn't apply to me.
black orb
06-15-2009, 08:26 PM
last night i was talking to my younger brother's two best friends and somehow, they ended up telling me my brother's, erm...size. i think i'll just clean out my ears with bleach now :mad2::mad2::mad2::mad2::mad2::mad2::mad2:.
>>> So you never were curious about that?

should i be? :erm::Oo:
>>> Well you are the older sister and...
err.. just forget about it. Im just an ordinary guy and i really dont know how girls really think..
~*~Celes~*~
06-15-2009, 08:49 PM
last night i was talking to my younger brother's two best friends and somehow, they ended up telling me my brother's, erm...size. i think i'll just clean out my ears with bleach now :mad2::mad2::mad2::mad2::mad2::mad2::mad2:.
>>> So you never were curious about that?

should i be? :erm::Oo:
>>> Well you are the older sister and...
err.. just forget about it. Im just an ordinary guy and i really dont know how girls really think..

:p it's alright.

i'm not sure how others think, i can only speak for myself.
Parker
06-15-2009, 09:03 PM
:D Hey Parker check out my new genital peircing!
:mog: No thanks man I am co-
:D *ripz off stripper pants and hip thrustz*

He broke my glasses pinging the stud off them!!/!
Aerith's Knight
06-15-2009, 09:25 PM
I think your brother might be gay.

Seconded.
demondude
06-15-2009, 09:46 PM
You should have told them "Nah, don't be silly! It barely even hit the 1 inch mark."

A proper older sibling is supposed to embarrass their little brother!
G13
06-15-2009, 10:02 PM
You should have asked them if they knew he was born with both parts. If they're dumb enough to believe it on his say so, they would have believed that too.
Shattered Dreamer
06-15-2009, 10:49 PM
When I hear things I don't want too I normally reply with something offensive, what happens when you creep me out is your fault:D
rubah
06-15-2009, 10:52 PM
Some stuff from #tot last night! I was genuinely surprised, because I didn't think that it would bother me that badly.
Namelessfengir
06-15-2009, 11:12 PM
You should have asked them if they knew he was born with both parts. If they're dumb enough to believe it on his say so, they would have believed that too.

or you could have said "pretty good for a strap on, huh?" then till them that your brothers really a FTM
Tavrobel
06-15-2009, 11:15 PM
I make them regret it by constantly repeating the fact for the next six months then forgetting all about it.
Rye
06-16-2009, 12:04 AM
Some stuff from #tot last night! I was genuinely surprised, because I didn't think that it would bother me that badly.

:bigsmile:

My parents last night were discussing Pee Wee Herman last night, which got things like them from "They shouldn't have ARRESTED him, they should have been like "Oh, Mister Pee Wee, don't do that HERE! Go get a VCR and go home!" and "Pee Wee, don't play with your Pee Wee in public!"

My brother, confused, then yells out in his loud Asperger's robotic monotone voice "OH SO PEE WEE HERMAN WAS MASTURBATING HUH?"

It was very weird and awkward to here, the way he said it.