Ciddies! Revelations! Here! Now!

[rubah]

looks like another close one!

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

You have a tech problem? Calling the Ghostbusters won't do any good, most unfortunately. So who SHOULD you turn to? One of these lads!

crono_logical: Christmas morning '06 I had cookies flying around my EoFF forum page. He was the man behind it :D Thank you bunches~
Flying Mullet: This man runs triathalons, has a job, and STILL has time to be a techy?! Epic!!!
o_O: Hello, it's face! :D
Samuraid: He used to run the member album and he's a Kenshin fan! thumbs up :D

[rubah]

Also, Best Use of Smoking Cat Smiley by Baloki.

[Leeza]

http://www.loki7.com/hostsig/cat_smoking.gif
That's still here? :cat:

I got a Ciddie! Yay! :)

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

And the Ciddie goes to...
o_O



38) Most Helpful Techy
o_O................16
Flying Mullet.......8
crono_logical.......7
Samuraid............6
RSL.................1

[Baloki]

http://www.loki7.com/hostsig/cat_smoking.gif
That's still here? :cat:

I got a Ciddie! Yay! :)

You know you love it really :D!

[Blue Harvest]

Congrats face.

[Shiny]

I knew I should've predicted Face. Oh rats!

[KentaRawr!]

Congratulations, Face.

Edit: I felt so original until I looked at the posts before me.

[smittenkitten]

Congratulations o_O!

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Most Helpful Gamer
Last winner: JKTrix
Nomination Leader: JKTrix & Vivi22

The Nominees
BG-57
JKTrix
Kawaii Ryûkishi
Vivi22

Who they predicted to win...
<table border="0" width="550px"><tr width="50%"><td>Jessweeee♪: BG-57
Jiro: Vivi22
Shiny: BG-57
Levian: Vivi22
Demon Dude: Kawaii Ryûkishi
Noctiluca: Kawaii Ryûkishi</td><td width="50%">Del Murder: BG-57
Sir Lancealot: Kawaii Ryûkishi
rubah: JKTrix
Tavrobel: JKTrix
Psychotic: Kawaii Ryûkishi</td></tr></table>

Prediction Party Favourite: Kawaii Ryûkishi (4/11)
Prediction Party Runner Up: BG-57 (3/11)

[qwertysaur]

weee♪

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

37) Most Helpful Gamer

http://img193.imageshack.us/img193/6954/ggvii.gif

Damn straight you have no idea what you're doing. Little gamer boy, what hope is there for you if it takes a team of people to develop a game, and suddenly, you're supposed to solve it one day? Certainly possible, but not feasible. It's not like there's any cities buried underneath your cities. But there are treasures hidden inside chests. Indulge yourself, you hedonistic kleptomaniac.

Fortunately, there's a host of people who are just plain goddamn better than you at video games and ready to help reinforce the fact for the sake of the universe, and to reduce your fanboy complaining. But fortunately for you, they haven't quite sold out to go troll GameFAQs, they're here, at a Final Fantasy website, helping you play games that aren't Final Fantasy. Irony? Maybe not, but it's not quite what one would expect. Then again, that would be the definition of irony, wouldn't it?

Screw the professionals, we know more than they do. We can goddamn break it down to a system of numbers and generators, and we can solve it without pictures. That's how good we are. But the matter is, how much do we help others? Can we tell the difference between a PS2 and a PS3? Can we argue the merits of an XBox360 versus a Wii? Do we know the differences among FFIIAm, FFIIj, FFIIDoS, FFII Origins, FFIVEasytype/Hardtype, Chronicles, FFIVA, FFIVDS, and Bud Light Lime?

So, let's break it down. We have a big giant Bomberman who can lift weights fifty-seven times his own, a borderline otaku with a penchant for knowing that Bones is a superior animation company, a tentacle man that enjoys wearing suits in 100 degree F weather, and one of the many sons of FFIX character Vivi. Frankly, I find them all to be great video game authorities with a strong sense of ethos (credibility).

But if there could only be one? Well, then it must be a secret item if it's unique. Can the rest of EoFF figure out where it's hidden?

[Rye]

yay face <3

[Shiny]

Old man Tav strikes again.

[Tavrobel]

Old man Tav strikes again.

Damn straight. I've got 12 of these suckers.

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

And the Ciddie goes to...
BG-57



37) Most Helpful Gamer
BG-57..............12
JKTrix.............10
Kawaii Ryûkishi.....8
Vivi22..............5
RSL.................1

[demondude]

Come on Kawaii.

[Blue Harvest]

Too late Devil Man.

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Most Hardcore Gamer
Last winner: JKTrix
Nomination Leader: I'm my own MILF

The Nominees
I'm my own MILF
JKTrix
Momiji
Wolf Kanno

Who they predicted to win...
<table border="0" width="550px"><tr width="50%"><td>Jessweeee♪: JKTrix
Jiro: JKTrix
Shiny: JKTrix
Levian: Wolf Kanno
Demon Dude: I'm my own MILF
Noctiluca: JKTrix</td><td width="50%">Del Murder: JKTrix
Sir Lancealot: JKTrix
rubah: JKTrix
Tavrobel: JKTrix
Psychotic: I'm my own MILF</td></tr></table>

Prediction Party Favourite: JKTrix (8/11)
Prediction Party Runner Up: I'm my own MILF (2/11)

[Blue Harvest]

Go MILF!

[Baloki]

AG so hingry!

[qwertysaur]

:choc:

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

36) Most Hardcore Gamer

http://img26.imageshack.us/img26/6426/screenshot001vmd.jpg

Let's face it, seeing as how we are better than everyone on the internet, we cannot be stopped, no matter the circumstances. I'll go 20-0 with Keeper of the Light; I'll get a Killimanjaro AND a Used Car Salesman in Halo 3, both at the same time, I'll actually get a character to 99 in vanilla Diablo II. Maybe I'll be Ultima Shadow and make a strategy to not only beat Sephiroth, but PWN his sorry, pathetic face. Goddamnit, I can beat you, and I won't be stopped. I'll rock out to my Circa Survive and the rest of my emo songs, and you'll turn down your Ventrilo in rage, while I'm rocking out on freeware Mumble.

I'll insult your mother, call you a fag, and laugh at your gaming skills (more like a lack thereof, amirite?). I can tell you a mathematical breakdown of the experience gain of Heartless in KHII. I can ride a bike with no handlebars. I can play FFX-2 without a controller. It's not so difficult. Turn on the Godmode, and let's wreck some stuff. Hey, if I'm good enough, I'll only die a few times in "I Wanna Be the Guy."

Can you be Hardcore? I can be hardcore. You only live once this time, try not to kiss that Crown of Ages goodbye. You already put two Ber runes into it. Can you shoot down birds until the levels reroll in Duck Hunt? These guys can. Do you know the triggers related to Abaddon's Borrowed Time? Can you tell me that Axe's Culling Blade removes buffs and is based on Chain Lightning? These guys do.

Can you watch Nickolodeon, while playing a game on the computer, while playing FFXII on the PS2, blogging about how it sucks? Wolf Kanno can.

Can you get a blowjob from some random EoFF Recognized Member while you're insulting Roto13, and be a militant atheist? MILF can.

Can you dodge patterned bullets, fap to loli, be a pedophile, be emo, and rock out to Chiodos while being told you're a useless waste of space? Momiji can.

Can you win both the Most Helpful and Most Hardcore Gamer Ciddies at the last Ciddies, and be nominated again this time? JKTrix can.

But I don't think you can. Let's face it. You haven't lost a leet amount of gold to death just quite yet. Whose hardcoreness passes out all the rest this time? Who makes his pixels work for him and not the other way around?

[Del Murder]

My predictions ROCK.

[Rye]

Go Huxley!

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

And the Ciddie goes to...
JKTrix



36) Most Hardcore Gamer
JKTrix.............14
Wolf Kanno..........9
I'm my own MILF.....7
Momiji..............4
RSL.................1

[Rantz]

'grats Trix!

[Shiny]

I drink your smoothie.

[Blue Harvest]

):

[Psychotic]

Unlucky, Wolf Kanno and ;) for Trix.

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Most Missed Member
Last winner: Roto13
Nomination Leader: Roto13

The Nominees
Miriel
Owen Macwere
Roto13
RSL

Who they predicted to win...
<table border="0" width="550px"><tr width="50%"><td>Jessweeee♪: Miriel
Jiro: Owen Macwere
Shiny: Miriel
Levian: Roto13
Demon Dude: Miriel
Noctiluca: Roto13</td><td width="50%">Del Murder: Miriel
Sir Lancealot: Miriel
rubah: Roto13
Tavrobel: Roto13
Psychotic: RSL</td></tr></table>

Prediction Party Favourite: Miriel (5/11)
Prediction Party Runner Up: Roto13 (4/11)

[demondude]

Congrats!

[Blue Harvest]

Go Roto!

[qwertysaur]

:choc:!

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

The following members are no longer around to defend themselves from anyone's baseless accusations and character defamation. Their absence has created a golden opportunity to reshape their lives and legacies through your rememberances. It is thereby your divine obligation to take advantage of this golden opportunity to select the one person whose thoughts and actions can be most warped from reality by your vague collective recollections into a new form to serve your own ends. So get your purple hazy memories ready, because the winner is...

[Rye]

Go ^OmegaShot^!

imu miriel

[Del Murder]

It's hard to miss Miriel when she's often sitting right next to me.

[Psychotic]

It's hard to miss Miriel when she's often sitting right next to me.*childish snicker*

[smittenkitten]

RSL should totally win! :heart:

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

And the Ciddie goes to...
Roto13



35) Most Missed Member
Roto13.............14
Miriel.............11
RSL.................9
Owen Macwere........4
RSL.................1

[demondude]

Whey. :jess: Awesome.

[Shiny]

Sweet justice!

[Blue Harvest]

Yay Roto!

[Rye]

Roto! I miss your homsex.

[Psychotic]

I told you guys in my predictions you can just see him at thingy. :colbert:

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Most Improved Member
Last winner: Aerith's Knight
Nomination Leader: Demon Dude

The Nominees
Demon Dude
Jiro
Momiji
NeoTifa

Who they predicted to win...
<table border="0" width="550px"><tr width="50%"><td>Jessweeee♪: Jiro
Jiro: Jiro
Shiny: Demon Dude
Levian: Jiro
Demon Dude: Jiro
Noctiluca: Jiro</td><td width="50%">Del Murder: Demon Dude
Sir Lancealot: Demon Dude
rubah: Demon Dude
Tavrobel: Demon Dude
Psychotic: Demon Dude</td></tr></table>

Prediction Party Favourite: Demon Dude (6/11)
Prediction Party Runner Up: Jiro (5/11)

[Kawaii Ryûkishi]

It's hard to miss Miriel when she's often sitting right next to me.*childish snicker*


It's hard to miss Miriel when she's often sitting right <b>on top of me</b>.

[qwertysaur]

:choc:

[scrumpleberry]

It's true he was unforgettable.

But, we all know where to find him ;)

[demondude]

:spin:

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

34) Most Improved Member

http://img34.imageshack.us/img34/6823/gg2t.png

FLASHBACK TO NAM: RAZOR GOT REMADE

What is it to improve? Well, I suppose that's a simple thing to say: the person just got better. How, though? What is it to be better? Did the quality of their spam improve? Did they become less of an ass? These are hardly ideals for improvement. It's more like you sent them to rehab and now they're no fun. Jerks, do you have to take my joy away?

EoFF, I suppose you have your own definition, and I'm totally missing it. But, if everyone here were a character in an RPG game, it's inevitable that certain statistics will improve. Maybe it's the idea that everyone here has had the largest stats gain of all of us? So, either you're stagnant little idiots, or they're better than you now. Or maybe, they were the bottom of the barrel, and they scraped their way back ""adequate."" How droll, you bunch of trolls. No one should stand a broken man (or in this case, broken woman, too). No need to be sexist. There's only the need to be mean to everyone.

But how can you say they've all improved?

Demon Dude has been less of a Devil Man copy, this time. He has decided to type in proper English, and recognize new brands of sarcasm. Gosh, he's like a little Sheldon Cooper without the genius IQ. Maybe one day, he'll make his way back up to 100. Can't hold him down, but it's not like you'll keep him around, either.

Jiro's been far more active recently, and he can see cleverness when he sees it (i.e., an Eiffel 65 reference I made that only Kentarou gave me props for). He's certainly earned more of that self-touted ""Extraordinary"" label he's got going on.

Momiji has leveled up in trolling skills, administrative despair, armpit fetishes, and knowledge of a certain non-existent animu. Ever and ever has his skill in freaking people out increased and is soon to evolve into his final stage, Pedophile. This particular Pokemon is a Fire/Lightning type.

NeoTifa besides taking a strong-willed and outspoken liking for dicks and DICs, she's become far more amusing. It's a prime example of a refuge in audacity. She's a celebrity and she knows it. So the only solution is to act more like an idiot, and increase the hype. No press is bad press?

... sure, let's go with that. Now, where's my hat? Tit for tat, it's a Ciddie winner after my nap. Sleep improves my stats by 100.

[qwertysaur]

Go Jiro

[Rye]

Go go JIRO! <3

[demondude]

xD

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

And the Ciddie goes to...
Demon Dude



34. Most Improved Member
Demon Dude.........13
Jiro...............10
Momiji..............8
NeoTifa.............7
RSL.................1

[Blue Harvest]

Come on Jiro my boy!

EDIT: smurf you Devil man! :mad2:

[demondude]

omg ... I did not deserve that. Thanks to all who voted. Sorry Jiro. =(

[~*~Celes~*~]

Congrats, babe :aimkiss: let's celebrate, you n me? :jokey:

[Rye]

xD Good garfield minus garfield, Tav.

[qwertysaur]

omg ... I did not deserve that. Thanks to all who voted. Sorry Jiro. =(
lets play Mafia. :p

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Most Underrated Member
Last winner: qwertysaur
Nomination Leader: Jiro & qwertysaur

The Nominees
Baloki
blackmage_nuke
Jiro
qwertysaur

Who they predicted to win...
<table border="0" width="550px"><tr width="50%"><td>Jessweeee♪: Jiro
Jiro: qwertysaur
Shiny: Jiro
Levian: Jiro
Demon Dude: qwertysaur
Noctiluca: qwertysaur</td><td width="50%">Del Murder: Jiro
Sir Lancealot: Jiro
rubah: qwertysaur
Tavrobel: qwertysaur
Psychotic: Jiro</td></tr></table>

Prediction Party Favourite: Jiro (6/11)
Prediction Party Runner Up: qwertysaur (5/11)

[Blue Harvest]

Dammit Kari that's it! I'm breaking up with you :(

[Psychotic]

More like semen spewed. :aimsun:

[Jessweeee♪]

IT'S CIDDIE TIME GUYS

[Shiny]

Come on, Gyro!

[~*~Celes~*~]

Dammit Kari that's it! I'm breaking up with you :(

:cry: I'm sorry!!!! :cry: I still love you, Harvy :(

[qwertysaur]

Come on, Gyro!

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

33) Most Underrated Member

http://img200.imageshack.us/img200/8735/gg1.png

I'd put a picture of all of the Site Staff irght here, you know, for visual emphasis. But that is to say, underrated is the condition of doing a lot, and people not saying anything about you. It's a lack of media awareness. There's more to be done than what they appear to be doing. But, you know, people are idiots and sheeple, they won;'t know. They won't need to know.

But for the sake of the public eye, not even I know what they've not done to not deserve this Ciddie. If I did, they wouldn't be underrated. If they won, they they aren't really underrated, now are they? Is this a win? Is this a loss? Is this neither? Is this that three seconds of shame? Might as well tie a rock around my finger and hook me by the molars, drag me down an alley, and hope that Flexus is watching.

I happen to be an expert in the area of "underrated." Whether that's by design or by complain, it's only because the full knowledge of my excellent prowess would turn you into a stone carving, and then I would have to give birth to my own child. Bacchus is a cool dude. And he likes booze.

Baloki, of course, a Site Staffer does nothing. So he must be underrated?

blackmage_nuke, a regular member might know a little bit about games and post in GC.

Jiro random extraordinaire? Thumbelina, I've never seen digits quite like yours.

qwertysaur, Recognized Member for, uhh, some kind of recognition of significant importance and continued effort?

Not that I would know. Underrated is exactly that: they just don't get the hype that other people do; deserving or otherwise.

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

And the Ciddie goes to...
blackmage_nuke



33. Most Underrated Member
blackmage_nuke.....13
Jiro...............11
qwertysaur..........7
Baloki..............6
RSL.................1

[Psychotic]

Somewhere in Norway, Levian ejaculated.

[qwertysaur]

:Eek:

[demondude]

Congratulations bn, at last.

Bad luck, Jiro.

[Rye]

Somewhere in Norway, Levian ejaculated.

The hobgoblin!

[scrumpleberry]

IT'S CIDDIE TIME GUYS

Yes, it is ciddie time :O_O:

[Shiny]

Somewhere in Norway, Levian ejaculated.

And then a girl stepped on his spooge tissue.

[Tavrobel]

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFCIDDIESFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Most Serious Member
Last winner: N/A
Nomination Leader: Evastio

The Nominees
Evastio
Kawaii Ryûkishi
Leeza
NeoTifa
Nominus Experse
Roogle

Who they predicted to win...
<table border="0" width="550px"><tr width="50%"><td>Jessweeee♪: Evastio
Jiro: Leeza
Shiny: Evastio
Levian: Evastio
Demon Dude: Evastio
Noctiluca: Evastio</td><td width="50%">Del Murder: Leeza
Sir Lancealot: Leeza
rubah: NeoTifa
Tavrobel: Evastio
Psychotic: Evastio</td></tr></table>

Prediction Party Favourite: Evastio (7/11)
Prediction Party Runner Up: Leeza (3/11)

[Leeza]

Good speeches, Tav. And I'm very serious about that. :)

[Rye]

Oh Shiny xD

[Rantz]

All of these guys deserve it iyam.

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

http://i225.photobucket.com/albums/dd61/Seiken_Bushido/Ciddies/normal_Internet-SeriousBusiness.jpg

The Most Serious Member Ciddie. Just like the nominees, this award means serious business.

There's no joke here, there's no wit. Just straight-up seriousness, all the time. The nominees don't laugh, they only show emotion when the situation calls for it. They keep focused at all times. They know the internet is serious business, and so should you.

Seriously, these are our nominees:

Evastio - Evastio takes internet security seriously. Very few people know his real name, and fewer know his face. You won't see him getting stalked.

Kawaii Ryûkishi - Kishi is seriously weird. He has tentacles and :bou::bou::bou::bou:. Not only should we take him seriously, but he's a seriously cool customer. You won't see him gallivanting around with pixies or nothing.

Leeza - Leeza is serious about her position as an admin. You don't see her unlocking threads to joke around in, no sir. Leeza also likes cats, and cats are serious business.

NeoTifa - NeoTifa? Seriously? Perhaps I got the definition of serious seriously wrong, or maybe there's a serious side to NeoTifa I haven't encountered. In any case, whoever nominated her was serious.

Nominus Experse - Nominus Experse is seriously good at art. I don't know much else about this super serious guy, but I don't doubt his seriousness.

Roogle - Roogle is one serious guy. Well, he serious believes I'm gay. Unfortunately he's wrong, but if he exhibits that much seriousness in all areas, then I can assure you, he's serious.

I know my attempt at humour was seriously unfunny, so without further adieu I'll hand it over to AG. Good luck to all our nominees!

[demondude]

Go Evastio!

[Psychotic]

NeoTifa is serious business.

:laugh:

[scrumpleberry]

Oh cheap wordplay :heart:

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

And the Ciddie goes to...
Evastio



32. Most Serious Member
Evastio............12
Nominus Experse.....6
Kawaii Ryûkishi.....5
Leeza...............5
Roogle..............5
NeoTifa.............4
RSL.................1

[Shiny]

I called it how I saw it.

[demondude]

Wow, big win. Congratulations, let's dress up in suits and mingle.

[Rye]

Evastio! The mystery is over!

[qwertysaur]

Seriously?

[Leeza]

Congrats, Evastio. You seriously deserve that Ciddie. :)

[Psychotic]

I remember when he made a joke thread about the last Ciddies and everyone refused to believe it was a joke. Good times.

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Most Outspoken Member
Last winner: N/A
Nomination Leader: Rye

The Nominees
Del Murder
I'm my own MILF
Pureghetto
Quin
Rye

Who they predicted to win...
<table border="0" width="550px"><tr width="50%"><td>Jessweeee♪: Pureghetto
Jiro: Pureghetto
Shiny: I'm my own MILF
Levian: Pureghetto
Demon Dude: I'm my own MILF
Noctiluca: I'm my own MILF</td><td width="50%">Del Murder: Pureghetto
Sir Lancealot: Pureghetto
rubah: Rye
Tavrobel: I'm my own MILF
Psychotic: Rye</td></tr></table>

Prediction Party Favourite: Pureghetto (5/11)
Prediction Party Runner Up: I'm my own MILF (4/11)

[Kawaii Ryûkishi]

Wasn't Evastio just <i>furious</i> about non-Nintendo characters being included in Super Smash Bros. Brawl?

Yeah, he earned this one.

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

We all know someone who is outspoken - you know, the guy or gal who has an opinion on every topic imaginable. You'll be quietly discussing your latest video game with a friend, and they'll run up and start ejaculating (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ejaculation_(grammar)) discourse markers (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Discourse_marker) into your conversation, and then proceed to tell you that you're wrong.

Now, the members nominated for this award don't necessarily fit that stereotype. But it can't be denied that they like voicing their opinions, and stand firm by them. Although, some of them might just like the sound of their e-voice :roll2

Let's take a quick look at the nominees, and see how well I've been paying attention!

Del Murder - Del is an admin. That means if he's saying something, you better goddamn listen or you'll get banned or somethin'. Perhaps that's just my paranoid thoughts, but he was obviously nominated for a reason!

I'm my own MILF - I don't know about you guys, but to me Milfy seems to have a valid opinion on a bunch of topics (as opposed to everyone else, who's opinions are just plain wrong) and they're always good fun to read. No bias here though, no sir. ;)

Pureghetto - It's hard to tell if PG is kidding or not due to that sense of humour, but this much is certain - his posts are loud, and he's azn. A winning combination? We'll find out!

Quin - Quin is also nominated for Best Spammer, which makes me think he's one of the ones in love with their e-voice :roll2

Rye - The only female entry, Rye is proof that women can have a loud voice too!

Fortunately, it seems none of our nominees are the type of person who is so outspoken that you want to break their jaw. However, it can't be denied they have loud e-voices. Who is the Most Outspoken member? That's not me for to decide, you'll find out when Award Guy decides he's ready!

[qwertysaur]

:spin::spin::spin:

[~*~Celes~*~]

*posts*

[Rye]

Go Hux!

[Tavrobel]

Pfft, none of you are outspoken because you aren't assholes about it. Fact.

[Rantz]

I don't know why Shlup and foa isn't in this, but go MILF!

[~*~Celes~*~]

I wish I was as outspoken as the people who have been nominated :(

[Jessweeee♪]

CIDDIES, WOOOO

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

And the Ciddie goes to...
I'm my own MILF



31. Most Outspoken Member
I'm my own MILF....18
Pureghetto..........8
Del Murder..........5
Rye.................5
Quin................3
RSL.................1

[Madame Adequate]

Pfft, none of you are outspoken because you aren't assholes about it. Fact.

Validity and eloquence are rather more potent tools than beating a feces-smeared drum.

Edit: Oh snap bitches be crushed.

[qwertysaur]

:bounce:

[Kawaii Ryûkishi]

I don't know why Shlup and foa aren't in this

Eyes on Forgetting Females.

[demondude]

Woo! MILF. :D

[Rye]

Good job. :bigsmile:

[Shiny]

Sweet glory on Cookie's legs!

[Psychotic]

huxley plz never stfu kthx

[~*~Celes~*~]

Sweet glory on Cookie's legs!

:jokey::jokey:

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Hardest Member
Last winner: N/A
Nomination Leader: Loony BoB

The Nominees
Bunny
I'm my own MILF
Loony BoB
Momiji
Ouch!
Psychotic
Pureghetto
theundeadhero

Who they predicted to win...
<table border="0" width="550px"><tr width="50%"><td>Jessweeee♪: Psychotic
Jiro: Loony BoB
Shiny: Loony BoB
Levian: Bunny
Demon Dude: Loony BoB
Noctiluca: theundeadhero</td><td width="50%">Del Murder: Pureghetto
Sir Lancealot: Loony BoB
rubah: I'm my own MILF
Tavrobel: Momiji
Psychotic: Loony BoB</td></tr></table>

Prediction Party Favourite: Loony BoB (5/11)
Prediction Party Runner Up: Bunny, I'm my own MILF, Momiji, Psychotic, Pureghetto, theundeadhero (1/11)

[Jessweeee♪]

HOORAY FOR GOOD PREDICTIONS

[Tavrobel]

Validity and eloquence are rather more potent tools than beating a feces-smeared drum.

You, good sir, have not met "people."

[Kawaii Ryûkishi]

http://www.snowy-day.net/stuff/others/hardnesschart.png
<font size="1">(The nominees, self-ranked on Moh's Scale of Hardness)</font>


Welcome to Ciddies Award #30, Hardest Member.
These guys don't take [much] flak from anyone; one of the qualities of being Hard is, of course, street smarts (can you guess which nominee is in a gang of two?), and then there's being stubborn, goodness knows none of these guys are willing to listen to advice given for their own good!

Then of course, physical ability is also a factor; could any of these guys survive a direct hit to the nuts delivered by Raoul Duke? Or a small marmoset?

Then there's the other kind of physical ability Unfortunately, none of the nominees chose to divulge any vital statistics, so the femmes and other boy-lovers of EoFF will just have ah. . . Utilize their fertile imaginations.

And now some quotes:

You're rock candy, baby. Hot, sweet and sticky~
I pump iron. Slowly and steadily. And then I hold it in for a few seconds and pull back.
I'm like calculus, I'm so hard you'll be doing me all night ;)

Which of these fine specimens will win the Ciddie? Only AG can tell us. . . Soooo, Award Guy?

[qwertysaur]

I think this ciddie is supposed to mean opposite of wussiest.

[Psychotic]

I just like Orthoclase's colour. :shobon:

[Quindiana Jones]

Lonny BoB (drunk), for God's sake. :rolleyes2

[Blue Harvest]

Go Psy!

[Rye]

Haha! :heart:

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

And the Ciddie goes to...
theundeadhero



30. Hardest Member
theundeadhero......11
Bunny...............7
Loony BoB...........6
Psychotic...........4
Pureghetto..........4
Ouch!...............3
I'm my own MILF.....2
Momiji..............2
RSL.................1

[qwertysaur]

Captain Planet. He's a hero!

[Shiny]

This is an outrage! *cue dramatic music*

[Psychotic]

Well, to be fair, he does shoot and teabag terrorists for a living.

And then eats their brains.

[theundeadhero]

I got here just in time to find out.

Now knock out 100 pushup before running five miles in the freezing rain. I won't be joining you, I have brains to eat.

[Madame Adequate]

Then there's the other kind of physical ability Unfortunately, none of the nominees chose to divulge any vital statistics, so the femmes and other boy-lovers of EoFF will just have ah. . . Utilize their fertile imaginations.


Oh Huxley, that's so colossally, unimaginably huge you could lay that thing across the East River and charge commuters a toll to drive across it! Safe sex will require eight to ten Navy blimps sewn together!

Anymore questions?

Also I agree with Psy, Orthoclase fgj. Build your fortress out of it people.

[qwertysaur]

Well, to be fair, he does shoot and teabag terrorists for a living.

And then eats their brains.
yummy

[Quindiana Jones]

I have yet to see any wounds inflicted by tuh. Drunk BoB savaged Psy and we have evidence. Who should have won, really?

[LunarWeaver]

:aimkiss:

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Wussiest Member
Last winner: N/A
Nomination Leader: Psychotic

The Nominees
Cuchulainn
Evastio
Goldenboko
Momiji
Noctiluca
Psychotic

Who they predicted to win...
<table border="0" width="550px"><tr width="50%"><td>Jessweeee♪: Evastio
Jiro: Goldenboko
Shiny: Momiji
Levian: Evastio
Demon Dude: Momiji
Noctiluca: Momiji</td><td width="50%">Del Murder: Evastio
Sir Lancealot: Psychotic
rubah: Momiji
Tavrobel: Momiji
Psychotic: Psychotic</td></tr></table>

Prediction Party Favourite: Momiji (5/11)
Prediction Party Runner Up: Evastio (3/11)

[Blue Harvest]

I wanted Psy to win hardest and wussiest ):

[Rantz]

I got here just in time to rock out.

fixx'd

[Kawaii Ryûkishi]

Now knock out 100 pushup before running five miles in the freezing rain. I won't be joining you, I have brains to eat.

<img src="http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e200/grokyou/efuefu/ffv-galuf-flexl.gif" title="I need a Hero." width="160" height="160">

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Some members are simply wusses. Celevrating the most pathetic, wimpiest, and biggest pansies of EoFF.

Yes, and being the biggest wuss on a Final Fantasy forum is quite an achievement. And today we congratulate the wussiest of the wussy. Here is a poem to award.

I am a wuss, with much to fear.
No dong, no courage, and no life.
I'm Clay Aiken, but much worse.
I am EoFF's Wussiest Member

And the award to the Wussiest Member goes to...

[qwertysaur]

http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e200/grokyou/efuefu/ffv-galuf-flexl.gif
:love:

[Rye]

Poor Justin. xD

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

And the Ciddie goes to...
Momiji



29. Wussiest Member
Momiji.............10
Goldenboko..........8
Psychotic...........7
Cuchulainn..........5
Evastio.............5
Noctiluca...........2
RSL.................1

[Psychotic]

Hey Justin, give me your lunch money. I am three votes stronger than you so you better do what I say.

[Blue Harvest]

Ahahahahaha

[Jessweeee♪]

I was sure it would be Evastio or Goldenboko!

[Tavrobel]

Hey Justin, give me your lunch money. I am three votes stronger than you so you better do what I say.

Hey Paul, give me your bank account information. I'm infinity votes less than you, so you better do what I say.

[theundeadhero]

Rascall Flats is so much more wussier than Clay Aiken.

[qwertysaur]

Momiji, Flandre is coming for you.

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Horniest Member
Last winner: Lekana
Nomination Leader: Blue Harvest

The Nominees
Blue Harvest
Leeza
NeoTifa
Pureghetto
Rye
Sagensyg

Who they predicted to win...
<table border="0" width="550px""><tr width="50%"><td>Jessweeee♪: Blue Harvest
Jiro: Pureghetto
Shiny: Rye
Levian: Pureghetto
Demon Dude: Leeza
Noctiluca: Sagensyg</td><td width="50%">Del Murder: NeoTifa
Sir Lancealot: Blue Harvest
rubah: NeoTifa
Tavrobel: Sagensyg
Psychotic: Pureghetto</td></tr></table>

Prediction Party Favourite: Pureghetto (3/11)
Prediction Party Runner Up: Blue Harvest, NeoTifa & Sagensyg (2/11)

[Blue Harvest]

Could I actually win this time?

[qwertysaur]

Viva Viagra?

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Jiro: Well ladies and gents, it’s now time for the Horniest Member Ciddie. I’ve employed the assistance of my wing-man Timekeeper to help me commentate on the nominees.

Timekeeper: Thanks Jiro. So, what are we working with today?

Jiro: I PM’d all our nominees, and asked them to detail a sexual fantasy of theirs.

Timekeeper: Interesting. So who’s up first?

Jiro: First up we have PG. Here’s what he had to say in response to my request –



Oh it's a fantasy eh? Since this is EoFF and anything that enters my mind is Nc-17, I'll try something else:

Earlier this year I went clubbing with a friend of mine and her friend. I was keeping my distance because I didn't really think of her 'that way', but you know me, that's never how it goes. I went for a grind. Face-to-face. She's cool with it! I'm thinking this is awesome.

A few more trips to the club later and I'm making my intentions pretty smurfing obvious. It all culminated in this trip to the club with most of my friends when we're still going at it on the dance floor. This time I go for the kiss. Score! After we're done, and in front of everybody I ask her point blank 'your place?' and we eject. :love::love::love:

A few months later I'm at my brother's girlfriend's place, and her friend's there. I've seen this friend a few times, and think she's pretty cool. But she's not as outgoing as the first girl, so I make my intentions known by being near her all the time and using her lap as a pillow. What's this, she's scratching my head? Bam! Fun was had by all, and yes, even though we were in the middle of the living room in a public area I was able to work my magics without anybody taking off their clothes ~o:

If you want to use the above material and need something to start with, you can write about how I hit on everything. Lock up your mothers and daughters!

Timekeeper: Well, I got a Lapras. That's 4 new Pokemon in one night.

Jiro: I’m not sure that’s relevant to what we’re talking about here.

Timekeeper: Fine then, don’t support my dream of becoming a Pokemon Master.

Jiro: Can we just get on with it?

Timekeeper: Well after reading that, I agree that he is very horny.

Jiro: Not only that, but he seems to be good at it too. Practice?

Timekeeper: Haha, yes, I think you’re on to something there.

Jiro: I wouldn't trust him around anyone, he's said before he doesn't avoid girls who are taken. I daresay he enjoys the challenge!

Timekeeper: I don't really know him, so should I look for pictures of chastity belts for women associated with him? There are those medieval ones with spikes and such.

Jiro: I doubt even those would stop PG!

Timekeeper: Wow that is determination.

Jiro: Determination indeed. PG has skills like it’s some sort of sport!

Timekeeper: This should be a sport and we should be its commentators. Hold on, this is a competition and we are commentating, hell yea! :D

Jiro: That we are Timekeeper, that we are. On to our next nominee – Leeza! Here is her reply after I asked her what her sexual fantasy was:



Haha. Nope. :)

Timekeeper: That reply gives us little to work with.

Jiro: Leeza obviously has something to hide.

Timekeeper: Unless she is hiding something. Yes, same brainwave there.

Jiro: Indeed it was. I wonder if her love of cats makes her an animal in bed?

Timekeeper: Grrr. I wonder if she has seen Cats the Musical? Like, many times.

Jiro: Whatever her sexual fantasy, it's obviously too explicit for our family-friendly board!

Next we have Sagensyg. Saggy has only recently turned 16, so his hormones are running hot. Here is his response:



"I've always been a big fan of tentacles and extra limbs. :erm:"

Make sure you put my name.

GO GET EM TIGER.

Jiro: He sure is proud about his fantasies.

Timekeeper: Does he like Day of the Tentacle? I sure do. :love:

Jiro: I wonder if he's stayed up late at night playing it?

Timekeeper: There were plenty of late nights, I’m sure. :roll2

Jiro: He's only young, so I doubt whether he's been seeing much action!

Timekeeper: Well yes, he may not be legal, but as they say in Little Miss Sunshine, "That young stuff is the best stuff in the whole world. ... See, right now you're jailbait, they're jailbait. It's perfect. I mean, you hit 18, man! You're talkin' about three to five. "

Jiro: I guess sometimes it's worth it.

Timekeeper: We're not talking about how horny you are, we are discussing how horny they are. Okay, I think that's enough with our hormone filled teenager, next please?

Jiro: Who’s running this show? Fine, next up we have Rye. Here's what Rye had to say:



"I'm in the kitchen, in only panties and a t-shirt, feeling the warm aroma of something in the oven take over my senses. I start to lose control. I take this delight out of the oven... it's a large moist chocolate cake.
I look at it lustfully, and I mutter to myself with a sensual smirk "Do you know what I like the most...?"

I take off my tiny panties and approach the cake, my heart pounding in my chest. I climb onto the table, and mount the cake, feeling the warm chocolate sensation melting me. And suddenly, I lose my breath, I give in, and I fart into the cake."


Timekeeper: She really knows how to kill a man. With a story like that, I'm not sure if Rye is horny, or is the type to make people horny and then crush their spirits.

Jiro: I'm sure it's all a part of her plan to get in the pants of unsuspecting strangers.

Timekeeper: And then fart on them??? :confused:

Jiro: There are worse fetishes than that, I'm sure. Though I'm not sure it's one I'm quite into...

Timekeeper: After reading that story, she reminds me of some girls I know who lead you along and then shut you down, for the pure pleasure of it. I don't know Rye so I really have no idea.

Jiro: Well that's enough on Rye and her cakefart fetish, next up we have Blue Harvest. Blue Harvest had this to say:



My sexual fantasy is a threesome with Psy and Lev. I don't really want to go into anymore detail :tongue:

Timekeeper: I recall that post actually. Didn't he edit it and add that a foursome including Quin was his fantasy?

Jiro: He may have said that in a post, but only the threesome was his official response. It seems he's keen to let everyone know what his sexual fantasy entails.

Timekeeper: Seems like a trend among a few of these nominees.

Jiro: I guess that's why they're known as EoFF's horniest!

Timekeeper: Precisely. They're horny and proud of it.

Jiro: I wonder if Blue Harvest's group event with Psy and Lev is enough to label him EoFF's horniest? I guess we'll find out soon!

Timekeeper: Well put Mr. Commentator. If this were Nintendogs, you'd be Ted and I'd be Archie.

Jiro: Well Archie, time to look at our last nominee, NeoTifa.

Timekeeper: Which begs the question, can I use dog shampoo or will I go bald?

Jiro: I don’t know about that, I think it would give you a nice glossy coat.

Timekeeper: I did try dog biscuits, but they just didn't seem to be working for me....

Jiro: Uh, weren’t we discussing something else?

Timekeeper: You’re Ted, I’m Archie? Oh, wait, the Ciddies.

Jiro: Right, back to NeoTifa.

Timekeeper: And her fantasy?

Jiro: NeoTifa didn’t respond to the PM, so we have nothing to work with. :(

Timekeeper: My pet duck was called NeoTifa and I could never quite tame the thing.

Jiro: You might be on to something there. Well, if her avatar is anything to go by, she’s definitely one dirty character.

Timekeeper: Yea, by the looks of things burritos aren't the only things she enjoys deepthroating...

Jiro: I’m starting to feel uncomfortable all of a sudden. :erm:

Timekeeper: Probably due to the fact you’re only 16. What were you saying about Sagensyg? :roll2

Jiro: Er.. Well that’s enough from us here! Thanks for your commentary Timekeeper, and now back to Award Guy for the revelations!

Timekeeper: Keep wagging folks!

Jiro: Uh, right. :eep:

[Quindiana Jones]

Go Leeza!

[Psychotic]

Awesome speech, boys.

Go Leeza!

[demondude]

Rye's reply makes me .... D:

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

And the Ciddie goes to...
Blue Harvest



28. Horniest Member
Blue Harvest.......12
Leeza...............8
Rye.................8
NeoTifa.............5
Pureghetto..........4
Sagensyg............2
RSL.................1

[demondude]

Aha, good one.

[Blue Harvest]

OMG

[Shiny]

LOL cake fart.

[Levian]

Oh my god blackmage_nuke won something. Best ciddies ever!

[qwertysaur]

I'm a fishy!

[Psychotic]

'grats, Harvest. Also
My pet duck was called NeoTifa and I could never quite tame the thing.Best fucking line ever and I don't know why. :laugh:

PS: Rye you are fucking weird, girl.

[Quindiana Jones]

This is rubbish. Leeza could snap BH like a twig. :jokey:

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Weirdest Member
Last winner: Evastio
Nomination Leader: Laddy

The Nominees
Blue Harvest
Evastio
Laddy
NeoTifa
Psychotic
Pureghetto

Who they predicted to win...
<table border="0" width="550px"><tr width="50%"><td>Jessweeee♪: NeoTifa
Jiro: Evastio
Shiny: NeoTifa
Levian: Laddy
Demon Dude: Laddy
Noctiluca: NeoTifa</td><td width="50%">Del Murder: Laddy
Sir Lancealot: Evastio
rubah: Evastio
Tavrobel: Evastio
Psychotic: Evastio</td></tr></table>

Prediction Party Favourite: Evastio (5/11)
Prediction Party Runner Up: Laddy & NeoTifa (3/11)

[qwertysaur]

I want a pet duck. I will make an EoFF account for him and he will find true love and win every ciddie. :choc:

[theundeadhero]

So that's what cakefart is...

[Rantz]

It's easy to think that winning the Weirdest Member Ciddie, or being nominated for it, is an insult! But is it really? I've done the research and everything points to that, yes, it is quite an insult. But don't let that bring you down! We NORMAL people still love you freaks of nature for what you are. The reason we're standing so far away from you is simply from fear that your condition might be contagious. No worries; sources tell me there are being special treatment homes being built just for you guys. To prove my respect for you, I've decided to collect and present to the public some examples of how you're struggling to adjust to the normal society.

<h2>Blue Harvest</h2>

I'd spitroast him over an open fire and eat him.

My eggs need more clicks. They'll die soon :(

The real question is, who wouldn't I want to be under the mistletoe with. The answer is nobody :bigsmile:

<h2>Evastio</h2>

(resists the urge to state opinion since that'll mean I'm softening up and showing my women-loving side)

And no, I do not have private parts located on my face or anything like that.

I thought for sure I'd be able to manipulate my pee and make it completely shoot out fog. It would've been fun to be able to scare someone by saying I'll pee on them in the winter, only for them to find out that it's all fog, with no liquid coming out whatsoever.

<h2>Laddy</h2>

I'd take a picture of my ass with a slight bit of undies to stick out to tease you all.

Damn non-transexual manhood!

Join the uberhot and popular scene of Cup Stacking!

<h2>NeoTifa</h2>

hai hai haiiiiii!!!! we play with DIC together!!!!

Hahahahahahahaha condom!!!!!

Omg me too!!!! Only it was a summer sausage. Then I did the Freddie Got Figgered bit "Look at me! I'm sexy! I'm a sexy boy! Ding dong! Ding dong!"

<h2>Psychotic</h2>

neunundneunzig luftballoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooons.

I wish I was a bee and furthermore I wish I was a bee with nine knees.

I did not see this thread because I am a dumb man and an idiot and also a dumb man. An an idiot. Helleeeeeow! I'm Nigel Thorn...wait a minute no! Not every day god damnit!

<h2>Pureghetto</h2>

I like my calves.

Sleep with my ass to the wall.

Wait, that's not fullproof

argh *dies* x_X

*sexors newbie*

I think these people speak for themselves, don't you? Let's find out who takes the cake (and sits on it, most likely)!

[qwertysaur]

This member are weird

[demondude]

Great speech. (http://www.eyesonff.com/chat/eoffchat.php)

Seriously though, some of that stuff is weird. :irked:

[Psychotic]

I don't recall making such posts but on the other hand only I would use "furthermore" so it must have been me.

[qwertysaur]

Here is a useful tip. Setting people on fire tends to make them want to kill you.

[theundeadhero]

Would any of you nommies like to talk to my plant?

[Quindiana Jones]

lol, Rantz used the usernote Evastio gave me. xD

[qwertysaur]

Would any of you nommies like to talk to my plant?
He is in a bad mood right now. Trya gain later after incinerating your companion cube.

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

And the Ciddie goes to...
Laddy



27. Weirdest Member
Laddy..............10
Evastio.............9
NeoTifa.............7
Blue Harvest........4
Pureghetto..........4
Psychotic...........3
RSL.................1

[demondude]

I noticed that. Evastio won't appreciate that one. xD

[Blue Harvest]

Damn ):

[demondude]

Good one Laddy!

[qwertysaur]

It's raining tornadoes!

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Funniest Member
Last winner: Psychotic
Nomination Leader: Psychotic

The Nominees
blackmage_nuke
Del Murder
DK
Levian
Old Manus
Psychotic
Quin

Who they predicted to win...
<table border="0" width="550px"><tr width="50%"><td>Jessweeee♪: DK
Jiro: Psychotic
Shiny: DK
Levian: Psychotic
Demon Dude: Quin
Noctiluca: Psychotic</td><td width="50%">Del Murder: Psychotic
Sir Lancealot: DK
rubah: Levian
Tavrobel: Psychotic
Psychotic: Old Manus</td></tr></table>

Prediction Party Favourite: Psychotic (5/11)
Prediction Party Runner Up: DK (3/11)

[scrumpleberry]

Oh I do love some good quotehunting. I don't care, shut up rantzien, stop flashing, it's still amazing :heart:

[Leeza]

This is rubbish. Leeza could snap BH like a twig. :jokey:
Or, at the least, with a twig. ::twak:

[qwertysaur]

Colorless green ideas sleep furiously!

FURIOUSLY

[Peegee]

I'm sort of happy I haven't won a ciddeh yet.

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

I dunno about y'all, but I LOVE a good laugh :D I mean, there are so many benefits to laughter! It makes you feel good, it lengthens your life, and it's EXTREMELY contagious :D I love to sit there and watch Home Shopping Network bloopers when I'm having a bad day....But this isn't about me! This is about the following funny bunnies who the general public mutually agree to be the funniest right here at EoFF!

The candidates:
blackmage_nuke: epic sig, dude :D
I think it's because you joined when there was a server crash or something and they had to restore the forum to before you joined. And now you will never be born I suggest you PM a mod or wait for them to post here. Or just screw the rules and make another account. Personally I would keep the Guest setting, you'd be totally mysterious and special, it's a special honour, like the coloured usertitle.
DK: :love::love: asked me many ciddies ago if he could write the sexiest female speech. I said yes and asked him to marry me...he said yes! :D It was love at first PM :jess:

Only until he puts his fire hat on, and then the usually reserved and mild mannered elderly Norwegian gent is transformed into the maniacal party animal. No one can stop him once he's on fire. Just ask Levian.
Levian: ah lev-lev! such a cutie :D One of Norway's finest! creator of the gambling social group knownas the Persistant Skank :p
Just knock her unconscious with a candlestick when she enters the door and let her sleep till the morning. If she says she doesn't remember anything from the birthday party just tell her she's been equipping one too many guardian forces.
Old Manus: C'mon, it's Manus! what isn't there to love?
RPing might have been interesting if people used a bit of imagination in character design.

My name is [japanese nonsense name], but most call me [noun representing a weapon]. My parents were killed by the [authoritarian government] when I was a small child, but I was raised by [a mysterious swordsman/wolves] to become the ultimate master of the blade.

My hair is [long/silver/other unconventional style] covering my eyes and I wear black [robes/trenchcoats]. I have no friends. I am a man of few words and thus am attractive to all women [or men - this is an equal oppurtunities RP]. Even though the [authoritarian government] has a highly trained and equipped mechanised infantry armed with automatic weapons, I shall show no fear and cut them all down easily with my [katana/sword/handheld melee weapon], and short one liners from [various anime/the matrix].

One day I'm going to RP as a child molester or something.
Psychotic: i don't think i need to explain the ginger's ways :D he offered to nuke my ex's house just for me!
I dunno, mom, I've tried on a lot of pants today. I'm not really enough of an expert to tell which pair offers the best seat. They're all good. Just get any pair. Here, get these. They what? Well okay, fine, let's just get these instead then, it doesn't matter. Mom. Mom! No just listen! Mom!
Quin: epic fro! :D
E-straining, to me, just sounds like you're trying for your eighth of the day over some internet porno.

Who's the funniest member here at EoFF? I know who I voted for, how about you? :D

[Baloki]

I'm sort of happy I haven't won a ciddeh yet.

No soup for you!

[Blue Harvest]

Bring it on Lezza :bigsmile:


If Psy doesn't win funniest I'm leaving forever.

[Jessweeee♪]

Danananana danana ♪

[qwertysaur]

BANANA BOOMERANG

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

And the Ciddie goes to...
Psychotic



26. Funniest Member
Psychotic..........12
DK..................9
Quin................6
blackmage_nuke......5
Levian..............3
Old Manus...........3
RSL.................1
Del Murder..........0

[Rye]

The ginger, the half brown man, the norwegian. :bigsmile:

YAY PAUL! I'm glad Dan is in second, they both deserve it muchly! Y'all will see what a funny member Paul is when you see our joint speech. ;]

[demondude]

:colbert: Congrats.

[qwertysaur]

tell jokes now please

[Psychotic]

Thanks, EoFF. You're not so bad yourself. *hi-five emote*

[Blue Harvest]

I wasn't really going to leave :tongue:

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Best Visitor Messager
Last winner: Sagensyg (Best Usernoter)
Nomination Leader: Rantzien

The Nominees
Evastio
Noctiluca
Rantzien
Shiny
Tempest

Who they predicted to win...
<table border="0" width="550px"><tr width="50%"><td>Jessweeee♪: Evastio
Jiro: Rantzien
Shiny: Rantzien
Levian: Noctiluca
Demon Dude: Noctiluca
Noctiluca: Rantzien</td><td width="50%">Del Murder: Noctiluca
Sir Lancealot: Rantzien
rubah: Shiny
Tavrobel: Rantzien
Psychotic: Rantzien</td></tr></table>

Prediction Party Favourite: Rantzien (6/11)
Prediction Party Runner Up: Noctiluca (3/11)

[Baloki]

Seriously, Psy won? This is an outrage of some degree...

[Quindiana Jones]

Don't PM me anymore, Psy, you dick. :mad2:

Seriousness aside, I only lost to DK and Psy. That's pretty much a win in my book.

[demondude]

Bad luck there Del. =X

Also, new award! Go Noctiluca, raise my prediction score!

[theundeadhero]

This is all the pelicans fault Psy. We should have never let them get away with wearing briefs.

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Remember that message you left after the other guy that left the message before the other guy left that message, and the other guy that left me that one, and after the spam that guy left one and after that other message that other one left. That was left after that guy left that message with the other guys message that was there. Then i got one just before that message before i got that other one from my brothers girlfriends second cousins, roommates accountant, with that message and then another message from that guy, before that other message that I left!!!

But yours was the bestist one!

[qwertysaur]

:albatoss:

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

And the Ciddie goes to...
Rantzien



25. Best Visitor Messager
Rantzien...........13
Noctiluca...........7
Shiny...............6
Evastio.............5
Tempest.............4
RSL.................1

[demondude]

Well done! :spin:

[Rantz]

Thanks, sweeties! :kaolove:

[Quindiana Jones]

Never thought I'd hear myself booing Ranztien, but BOO! Noctacular for the win.

Congrats though, Rantz. :love:

[Psychotic]

He will feel guilty on behalf of Kyle I bet!

EDIT: NO MENTION OF HIM? TRAITOR! QUISLING!

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Best Chatter
Last winner: rubah
Nomination Leader: rubah

The Nominees
Pureghetto
Roogle
rubah
Sagensyg
Shorty

Who they predicted to win...
<table border="0" width="550px"><tr width="50%"><td>Jessweeee♪: Sagensyg
Jiro: Shorty
Shiny: Sagensyg
Levian: rubah
Demon Dude: rubah
Noctiluca: Sagensyg</td><td width="50%">Del Murder: rubah
Sir Lancealot: Roogle
rubah: Sagensyg
Tavrobel: rubah
Psychotic: Sagensyg</td></tr></table>

Prediction Party Favourite: Sagensyg (5/11)
Prediction Party Runner Up: rubah (4/11)

As ever, after the speech is posted the results of the Best Chatter award will first be shown to the chatroom and then posted in here afterwards.

[theundeadhero]

If I was still a usernoter I would still usernote you Rantzien.

[Jessweeee♪]

o.o

[qwertysaur]

CIDDIES MAKE QWERTY HAPPY

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[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

What better way to introduce the ciddie for Best Chatter than to ask actual chatters to give us some insight? That's why Psychotic & Levian took a little trip down to omegle.com to ask the natives if they could share a few words about our nominees. They're not a very productive gang, but here's what we got out of the bastards:

You: Do you know Sagensyg?
Stranger: I do.
Stranger: It's God's forsaken Pokemon.
You: Oh my god.
Stranger: Yes, Oh God.
Stranger: So if I was you I wouldn't scream his name all over Internet
Stranger: I don't think he's very fond of people knowing he exists
You: You don't think he'd try to...harm me?
Stranger: and well, let's put it nicely: you don't want him to get angry ...

You: rubah!
Stranger: hey
Stranger: and that means?
You: It's how we say hello where I come from.
Stranger: oh
Stranger: also hello
Stranger: and where are you from?
You: Canada.
Stranger: i'm from the Netherlands
You: That's awesome I love Rotterdam in the Summer.
Stranger: Have you ever been there then?
You: No. But rubah has.
Stranger: eh?
You: What do you think of rubah, my Dutch friend?
Stranger: I don't know
You: Humour me. Make something up!
Stranger: =)
Stranger: u are a male, aren't you?
You: rubah isn't a male, if that helps. She's a buxom lady and I'd love your opinion on her.
Stranger: she is nice
Stranger: now you have mine opinion
You: Thank you very much.
Stranger: but i don't know her =P
Stranger: i leave
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: hey
You: ROOOOOOOOOOOGLE
You: oh hang on, my roogle is vibrating
You: kk there we go
Stranger: did it shake?
You: yeah pretty much
You: does your roogle shake?
Stranger: all the time
You: what color is your roogle?
Stranger: yellow
You: mine is purple ^^
You: can your roogle do any tricks?
Stranger: yes
You: what?
Stranger: it can stick its dick down your throat
You: Oh, mine just glows in the dark
You: my roogle is lame compared to yours
Stranger: haha
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: im Raoul Duke
You: Hi, Chuck.
You: Do you think you could beat Pureghetto in a fight?
Stranger: Yes easily
You: He's asian and fat, though.
You: Fat asians fight 'til the bitter end.
Stranger: Yes but they cant run around the world and punch themselves in the head
You: That's very true. Good point. Mr. Texas Ranger.
You: What would you do to him in a fight?
Stranger: I wuld Grab his face and rip it off.
You: You are so cool.
Stranger: I do all my own stunts
You: It shows, it shows.

Stranger: Hi.
You: Do you want to...how can I put this....get Shorty?
Stranger: ... Pardon
Stranger: ?
You: You're pardoned.
You: This one's on the house.
You: But the next pardon will cost you big time.
Stranger: Oh ok.
Stranger: Get Shorty?
You: I was told to interview people on Omegle about Shorty.
Stranger: Right.
You: That seemed like as good a opening question as any.
Stranger: Fair enough.
Stranger: You seem like a male.
You: That I am, my internet friend. However, Shorty is most decidedly female, so it balances out.
Stranger: Ah.
Stranger: I've never met Shorty.
You: You couldn't pretend?
Stranger: Nope.
You: I often pretend I am a castle.
Stranger: I'm sorry.
You: I also pretend I am two eggs and also a bear.
You: But that's besides the point.
Stranger: I occasionally pretend to b
Stranger: I occasionally pretend to be a 5 year old
You: That's the spirit!
You: You can take it one step further and pretend to be a 5 year old who has met Shorty.
Stranger: I see!
Stranger: But... who is shorty?
You: Some girl from Utah I think.
Stranger: Oh.
You: Me and the Norwegian are competing for the prize. The first one to get solid answers about Shorty wins.
You: You don't want the Norwegians to win, do you?
Stranger: Fair enough
Stranger: Hi I'm Shorty.
You: Hi Shorty!
Stranger: I'm a girl
Stranger: from Utah.
Stranger: I'm 13 years old but pretend to be 15.
You: You have no idea how disturbingly accurate that is.
Stranger: ... Oh dear.
You: Indeed!

[Rye]

Oh Rantzien! <3

[Psychotic]

Lousy Levian only did the Roogle one. Damn Norwegians making me write their speeches for them... :colbert:

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

And the Ciddie goes to...
rubah



24. Best Chatter
rubah..............11
Shorty..............7
Pureghetto..........6
Roogle..............6
Sagensyg............5
RSL.................1

[Peegee]

I resent this. I'm not fat I'm chunky

[demondude]

*applauds*

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Best Spammer
Last winner: Baloki
Nomination Leader: Baloki

The Nominees
Baloki
Demon Dude
Old Manus
Quin

Who they predicted to win...
<table border="0" width="550px"><tr width="50%"><td>Jessweeee♪: Baloki
Jiro: Quin
Shiny: Old Manus
Levian: Quin
Demon Dude: Quin
Noctiluca: Baloki</td><td width="50%">Del Murder: Baloki
Sir Lancealot: Baloki
rubah: Old Manus
Tavrobel: Quin
Psychotic: Quin</td></tr></table>

Prediction Party Favourite: Quin (5/11)
Prediction Party Runner Up: Baloki (4/11)

[qwertysaur]

:p

[Blue Harvest]

Where would EoFF be without spammers? They brighten up GC, even though most of the time their threads are automatically locked by an evil admin/CK. Each of the nominees has shown determination and loyalty to the guild of spammers, but at the end of the day only one of them can win it. Will it be Baloki, whose spam is largely directed at complaining about staff/his other locked threads? Will it be Demon Dude, who doesn't know the meaning of the word 'banned'? Will it be Old Manus, who hasn't really done anything noticeable to me? Or will it be Quin, the sexy afro'd god who cleverly disguises his spam with (pointless) topics? This my friends, is up to you. But one thing is sure, no matter who wins it GC will continue to be flooded with spam, because isn't that what EoFF is all about? Giving normally lazy staff an excuse to do stuff :p

[demondude]

It's time

http://www.aolcdn.com/aolr/bring-it-on-400a011007.jpg

Bring it.

[Psychotic]

Quin 4 win.

[Rye]

I'm rooting for you, Quin! I'll sit on your face naked!

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

And the Ciddie goes to...
Quin



Most Likely To...
23. Best Spammer
Quin...............14
Baloki.............13
Old Manus..........13
Demon Dude.........11
RSL.................1

[demondude]

:_:

Well done!

[qwertysaur]

:choc:

[Baloki]

*slits his wrists over loosing his Spammer title :(*

[Psychotic]

That is crazy close.

[theundeadhero]

Is it Quin or Rye who will be naked?

[demondude]

Anybody got the prediction tally?

[Leeza]

They're all winners in my book. :)

[qwertysaur]

That is crazy close.
Quin just barely managed to steal the win from RSL :p

[Quindiana Jones]

Best Spammer. Nice. Cheers all.


I'm rooting for you, Quin! I'll sit on your face naked!

So, when you coming to England? xD

EDIT: I voted Demon Dude. :)

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Best Poster
Last winner: Big D
Nomination Leader: Psychotic & Rye

The Nominees
Big D
Psychotic
Rantzien
Rye

Who they predicted to win...
<table border="0" width="550px"><tr width="50%"><td>Jessweeee♪: Rantzien
Jiro: Psychotic
Shiny: Psychotic
Levian: Psychotic
Demon Dude: Rantzien
Noctiluca: Big D</td><td width="50%">Del Murder: Big D
Sir Lancealot: Big D
rubah: Psychotic
Tavrobel: Psychotic
Psychotic: Big D</td></tr></table>

Prediction Party Favourite: Psychotic (5/11)
Prediction Party Runner Up: Big D (4/11)

[Blue Harvest]

I'm glad my speech wasn't just 'enjoy your award Baloki'

[qwertysaur]

Anybody got the prediction tally?
Do it yourself, I'm going to dinner soon. :p

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

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[demondude]

I'm going to sleep soon. :P

[Baloki]

*bleeds all over the thread*

[demondude]

Awesome.

[qwertysaur]

I'm going to sleep soon. :P
Sleep is for the weak.

[Tavrobel]

WHAT IS THIS SHOPPING

[Rantz]

I love Levian and I want to poop in his face, affectionately.

[Quindiana Jones]

Definitely the best speech, right there.

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

And the Ciddie goes to...
Rantzien



22. Best Poster
Rantzien...........11
Big D..............10
Psychotic..........10
Rye.................7
RSL.................1

[Psychotic]

Levian, you are allowed to Photoshop forevermore.

EDIT: Oh hey another crazy close one. Gj Swedeman.

[Blue Harvest]

*bleeds all over the thread*

I'll get a mop.

[LunarWeaver]

:kaoclove:

[Baloki]

*falls over and keeps bleeding*

[demondude]

I'm going to sleep soon. :P
Sleep is for the weak.

You must teach me. :redface:

[Shiny]

Levian is God.

[Rye]

Well, helloooo sailor. ;) Good job Rantzien.

[Quindiana Jones]

Christ, that was close!

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Best Writer
Last winner: Ouch!
Nomination Leader: Moon Rabbits

The Nominees
Moon Rabbits
Ouch!
Polaris

Who they predicted to win...
<table border="0" width="550px"><tr width="50%"><td>Jessweeee♪: Ouch!
Jiro: Ouch!
Shiny: Ouch!
Levian: Polaris
Demon Dude: Ouch!
Noctiluca: Ouch!</td><td width="50%">Del Murder: Ouch!
Sir Lancealot: Ouch!
rubah: Ouch!
Tavrobel: Ouch!
Psychotic: Ouch!</td></tr></table>

Prediction Party Favourite: Ouch! (10/11)
Prediction Party Runner Up: Polaris (1/11)

[Marshall Banana]

I havent cheered for Rye yet, because I've been sicky and sleepy. Here's a strawberry cheer for you! Do good!

http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m285/fofonda/emoticons/strawberrycheer.gif