make me a cid's knight (Do not ask. Just walk away. Please. Save yourselves.)

[Jowy]

seriously, what's the worst that could happen? 8-)

DISCUSSION TOPIC: Ever moderate another message board and get stressed out over internet drama? I know I sure as hell did.

[I Took the Red Pill]

yes

(on opposite day)

[Del Murder]

I wish we had more drama here. I do my best to start it.

[Jowy]

someone send cheffie a reminder that this place still exists, he was always good at starting :bou::bou::bou::bou:

[eestlinc]

I don't know if I have ever gotten stressed out over internet drama.

[NeoTifa]

Yes. I created most of it. Lol.

Bowyer? That's how my last name was spelled like 200 years ago lol. We dropped the w because w's suck.

[Jowy]

go play super mario RPG right now what the hell is wrong with you girl

[Rye]

I've moderated a few forums before, but nothing terribly major.

Internet drama, on the other hand, I'm no virgin to it It seems to find me, bizarrely, without provocation. It sucks balls. xD

[Meat Puppet]

They was gonna make me one, but they chickened out at the last second
Drama? or <i>business</i>

[Jowy]

They're the same thing nowadays. Also damn, it's been a long time without a significant member being banned for something. Who was the last one that got the bum's rush?

[eestlinc]

I believe in the old days there was a rule here that anyone who asked to be knighted would never be knighted. or that is what they told us to keep us in line.

[qwertysaur]

Moderated: Yes
Stressed out: No

[Jowy]

I believe in the old days there was a rule here that anyone who asked to be knighted would never be knighted. or that is what they told us to keep us in line.

Aaron Freed almost got knighted and he asked on a weekly basis!

[eestlinc]

"almost" is relative, thankfully. of course "old days" are relative around here as well.

[I Took the Red Pill]

http://photos-f.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-sf2p/v113/236/15/842930581/n842930581_1174981_7469.jpg

this thread is now about aaron freed

[Jowy]

I downloaded Bone Machine and some Sigur Ros album that I'm too lazy to look up unicode to properly identify off of him from Soulseek the other day. I was like "oh :bou::bou::bou::bou: it's the freed sup :monster:"

[Rye]

http://photos-f.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-sf2p/v113/236/15/842930581/n842930581_1174981_7469.jpg

this thread is now about aaron freed

http://forums.eyesonff.com/user/photo/profilepic4020_1.gif

[I Took the Red Pill]

http://photos-f.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-sf2p/v113/236/15/842930581/n842930581_1174981_7469.jpg

this thread is now about aaron freed

http://forums.eyesonff.com/user/photo/profilepic4020_1.gifhttp://photos-f.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v262/26/61/1148363750/n1148363750_30098221_9280.jpg

[Jowy]

GIS for "aaron freed"

<img src=http://assets.bizjournals.com/story_image/211846-0-0-1.jpg>

[eestlinc]

what hath god wrought?

[Jowy]

I didn't do it.

[eestlinc]

I would say that off topic image spamming should stop, but in a "make me a cid's knight" thread, posting pics of aaron is hardly off topic.

[Jowy]

And I thought you were going to suck the fun away and clank my thread. :aimcry:

[Lawr]

I wish I caused drama. Some of you seem to have a lot of fun!

[Madame Adequate]

GET THOSE SMURFING BUGS OFF MY SCREEN KEITH

[Jowy]

GET THOSE SMURFING BUGS OFF MY SCREEN KEITH

I know, jesus christ.

[I Took the Red Pill]

I would say that off topic image spamming should stop, but in a "make me a cid's knight" thread, posting pics of aaron is hardly off topic.
http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g9/elementality1210/freed4.jpg

[rubah]

yap

[qwertysaur]

Choose one.
<a href="http://forums.eyesonff.com/members/me7878.html">This one</a>

<a href="http://forums.eyesonff.com/members/me%2B%2528who%2Belse%253F0.html">That one</a>

[I Took the Red Pill]

GET THOSE SMURFING BUGS OFF MY SCREEN KEITHhttp://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g9/elementality1210/freedzilla.jpg

[Rye]

http://photos-f.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-sf2p/v113/236/15/842930581/n842930581_1174981_7469.jpg

this thread is now about aaron freed

http://forums.eyesonff.com/user/photo/profilepic4020_1.gifhttp://photos-f.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v262/26/61/1148363750/n1148363750_30098221_9280.jpg

http://b4.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/01071/43/33/1071293334_l.jpg

[Madame Adequate]

GET THOSE SMURFING BUGS OFF MY SCREEN KEITHhttp://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g9/elementality1210/freedzilla.jpg

:cry:

[eestlinc]

Choose one.
<a href="http://forums.eyesonff.com/members/me7878.html">This one</a>

<a href="http://forums.eyesonff.com/members/me%2B%2528who%2Belse%253F0.html">That one</a>


the first "me" wins by having RSL as his last usernote (at least until someone ruins it)

[Jiro]

GET THOSE SMURFING BUGS OFF MY SCREEN KEITH

I know, jesus christ.

I've hit my monitor at least 5 or 6 times. I'm going to need a new one soon D:

[Lawr]

Choose one.
<a href="http://forums.eyesonff.com/members/me7878.html">This one</a>

<a href="http://forums.eyesonff.com/members/me%2B%2528who%2Belse%253F0.html">That one</a>


the first "me" wins by having RSL as his last usernote (at least until someone ruins it)

Alright eestlinc. Check the first one's profile and take my bait.

BRING ON THE DRAMA!

[Psychotic]

You wouldn't have thought that a thread filled to the brim with pictures of Aaron Freed would turn out to be anything but a bad thing, would you?

You'd be dead fucking right.

[Rye]

guide me, fair freed.

http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g9/elementality1210/freed4.jpg
(http://ca.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20080423150656AAVoX3M)

[Jowy]

I'd hardly consider this filled to the brim.

[Psychotic]

Don't encourage them.

[Jowy]

Psychotic can suck the fun out of a clown.

[Marshall Banana]

Aww! He's a cute nerd.

[Madame Adequate]

http://i148.photobucket.com/albums/s26/Sephex/tabs.png

[eestlinc]

Psychotic can suck the fun out of a clown.
who would ever have thought I would be the permissive knight and Paul the iron fist?

[Psychotic]

If opposing the tyranny of Aaron Freed's mug is wrong, I don't want to be right. :colbert:

What would happen if he and BoB had a baby? Can someone photoshop it?

[Jowy]

If opposing the tyranny of Aaron Freed's mug is wrong, I don't want to be right. :colbert:

What would happen if he and BoB had a baby? Can someone photoshop it?

<img src=http://msrb.files.wordpress.com/2007/12/mushroom-cloud-hb.jpg>

[Rye]

Maybe you just need to let your hair loose and afro-esque and be free. :mymelbert:

EDIT:

<a href="http://s693.photobucket.com/albums/vv298/ryechuuu/?action=view&current=babymama.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i693.photobucket.com/albums/vv298/ryechuuu/babymama.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a>

... :cry::cry::cry:

[Raistlin]

I wish we had more drama here. I do my best to start it.

Give me a raise and I'll come back.

[Psychotic]

My god. What nightmares have we created?

[Jiro]

Are those built in glasses?

[I Took the Red Pill]

Aaron FroBIt's. . . beautiful.

[eestlinc]

down's syndrome?

[Jowy]

Looks more like a microwaved Mr. Potato Head.

[qwertysaur]

That thing is... Undescribable by words.

[Jowy]

tehgeniuslynx is available (11:53:26 PM)
ATTENTION: Direct IM session .
ATTENTION: Direct IM session .
ATTENTION: Direct IM session initiated. What is this?
Auto-response: dabrowskitron is away (11:53:29 PM)
azeroth, god i'm a fag.
dabrowskitron: DIRECT IM SESSION.
*image*
ATTENTION: Direct IM session disconnected. What is this?
[23:53] &lt;Jowy> CAN'T UNSEE
[23:53] &lt;Jowy> GOD
[23:54] &lt;Jowy> wh...why do you have that

[Rye]

Well...

RoutanBabymaker3000 (http://www.vw.com/vwhype/babymaker/en/us/?mId=30389638)

[drotato]

Yeah, unfortunately. I've been stressed out, and I have started it and just been involved in it before. Kind of retarded. xD

[Psychotic]

Why did I make that post? Now I know how Einstein must have felt when he saw the atomic bomb for the first time.

[Lawr]

Why did I make that post? Now I know how Einstein must have felt when he saw the atomic bomb for the first time.

Look at you there


Trying to compare yourself to Einstein. :aimkiss:

[Madame Adequate]

Why did I make that post? Now I know how Einstein must have felt when he saw the atomic bomb for the first time.

Like this?

http://photos-f.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-sf2p/v113/236/15/842930581/n842930581_1174981_7469.jpg

[Rye]

I wish Khumar was here right now... :cry:

[Jowy]

I wish someone still had the link to the animated gifs that were posted at FG a few years ago.

[eestlinc]

Why did I make that post? Now I know how Einstein must have felt when he saw the atomic bomb for the first time.


what hath god wrought?

[qwertysaur]

Well...

RoutanBabymaker3000 (http://www.vw.com/vwhype/babymaker/en/us/?mId=30389638)
That thing freaked me out. It <i>followed my mouse</i>

[NeoTifa]

Psychotic can suck the fun out of a clown.

I don't think it was "fun" he was trying to suck out ;)

[Rye]

Do you mean

http://fools-gold.org/forum/images/smilies/hasselhoff.gif

[o_O]

tehgeniuslynx is available (11:53:26 PM)
ATTENTION: Direct IM session .
ATTENTION: Direct IM session .
ATTENTION: Direct IM session initiated. What is this?
Auto-response: dabrowskitron is away (11:53:29 PM)
azeroth, god i'm a fag.
dabrowskitron: DIRECT IM SESSION.
*image*
ATTENTION: Direct IM session disconnected. What is this?
[23:53] &lt;Jowy> CAN'T UNSEE
[23:53] &lt;Jowy> GOD
[23:54] &lt;Jowy> wh...why do you have that

:(

[Madame Adequate]

Someone

Do it now

Shoop Aaron Freed's face onto the Hoff

Please god

[Jowy]

tehgeniuslynx is available (11:53:26 PM)
ATTENTION: Direct IM session .
ATTENTION: Direct IM session .
ATTENTION: Direct IM session initiated. What is this?
Auto-response: dabrowskitron is away (11:53:29 PM)
azeroth, god i'm a fag.
dabrowskitron: DIRECT IM SESSION.
*image*
ATTENTION: Direct IM session disconnected. What is this?
[23:53] &lt;Jowy> CAN'T UNSEE
[23:53] &lt;Jowy> GOD
[23:54] &lt;Jowy> wh...why do you have that

:(

face, we need to start a support group for survivors of this.

[o_O]

tehgeniuslynx is available (11:53:26 PM)
ATTENTION: Direct IM session .
ATTENTION: Direct IM session .
ATTENTION: Direct IM session initiated. What is this?
Auto-response: dabrowskitron is away (11:53:29 PM)
azeroth, god i'm a fag.
dabrowskitron: DIRECT IM SESSION.
*image*
ATTENTION: Direct IM session disconnected. What is this?
[23:53] &lt;Jowy> CAN'T UNSEE
[23:53] &lt;Jowy> GOD
[23:54] &lt;Jowy> wh...why do you have that

:(

face, we need to start a support group for survivors of this.

I'm not ready for that man, I'm still on life support. :(

[I Took the Red Pill]

Someone

Do it now

Shoop Aaron Freed's face onto the Hoff

Please god
oh my god. i will pay $2 000 000 USD to see this

(in I.O.U.'s)

[NeoTifa]

RoutanBabymaker3000 (http://www.vw.com/vwhype/babymaker/en/us/?mId=30389694)

[Jowy]

tehgeniuslynx is available (11:53:26 PM)
ATTENTION: Direct IM session .
ATTENTION: Direct IM session .
ATTENTION: Direct IM session initiated. What is this?
Auto-response: dabrowskitron is away (11:53:29 PM)
azeroth, god i'm a fag.
dabrowskitron: DIRECT IM SESSION.
*image*
ATTENTION: Direct IM session disconnected. What is this?
[23:53] &lt;Jowy> CAN'T UNSEE
[23:53] &lt;Jowy> GOD
[23:54] &lt;Jowy> wh...why do you have that

:(

face, we need to start a support group for survivors of this.

I'm not ready for that man, I'm still on life support. :(

You can be the vice-president.

[rubah]

tehgeniuslynx is available (11:53:26 PM)
ATTENTION: Direct IM session .
ATTENTION: Direct IM session .
ATTENTION: Direct IM session initiated. What is this?
Auto-response: dabrowskitron is away (11:53:29 PM)
azeroth, god i'm a fag.
dabrowskitron: DIRECT IM SESSION.
*image*
ATTENTION: Direct IM session disconnected. What is this?
[23:53] &lt;Jowy> CAN'T UNSEE
[23:53] &lt;Jowy> GOD
[23:54] &lt;Jowy> wh...why do you have that

:(

face, we need to start a support group for survivors of this.

I'm not ready for that man, I'm still on life support. :(

You can be the vice-president.

:(

ALSO SINCE I HAVE BEEN WITNESS TO THIS TRAVESTY, YOU MIGHT AS WELL ALL SEND THAT KIND OF PICTURE. I HAVE NOTHING TO LOSE NOW.

[Rye]

W-was the picture of Freed Willy? :(

<a href="http://s693.photobucket.com/albums/vv298/ryechuuu/?action=view&current=freedwilly.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i693.photobucket.com/albums/vv298/ryechuuu/freedwilly.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a>

[Jowy]

rubah, i didn't want to save it for numerous reasons. accepting that direct IM conversation was like opening the god damn ark of the covenant.

[rubah]

I didn't have a choice. Adium is set up to automagically accept file transfers and direct connections from my contacts!

[Madame Adequate]

And on the Tablets of Stone is inscribed not the Ten Commandments, but Aaron Freed's face and afro.

Also wikipedia claims that, hilariously enough, the Ark of the Covenant also contains Aaron's rod. :bigsmile:

[Jowy]

I just had no idea what he was sending me, and it took a few seconds for it to click on WHAT it was before I headed for the X like a smurfin' pirate to a treasure map.

tee-hee huxley said "rod"

[Psychotic]

I saw it. rubah just sent it.

My god.

I just. What the smurf. Help.

Why.

Why?

[Jowy]

I'm here for you, buddy.

[Rye]

....

I saw it and I literally screamed and almost slipped off the bed. And this is ME we're talking about.

...

[rubah]

Survivor's meeting in #eoff tomorrow at 8pm. Bring cookies.

[Jiro]

I saw it. rubah just sent it.

My god.

I just. What the smurf. Help.

Why.

Why?

You asked for it, that's why. Careful what you wish for :bigsmile:

[qwertysaur]

I'm afraid to know

[Madame Adequate]

... nobody survives this. :(

[Marshall Banana]

What are you guys looking at?

[Shiny]

:laugh: This thread is amazing. Jowy, Keith, Rye. I luff you!

[Madame Adequate]

What are you guys looking at?

NOBODY TELL HER

WE'VE ALREADY SCARRED TOO MANY INNOCENT MINDS

[Rye]

I forbid anyone to show Monda. :(

[Psychotic]

What are you guys looking at?I stared into the abyss, and the abyss stared back at me.

[o_O]

What are you guys looking at?

For the love of god DON'T ASK!

[qwertysaur]

I forbid anyone to show Monda. :(
It's that bad?

[Jojee]

Try GMing an RO private server. After a couple months you just want to /wrist :p I've modded boards before, and I own my own.... but they're <i>nothing</i> compared to the crap you get in RO. :</>D

[Jowy]

:laugh: This thread is amazing. Jowy, Keith, Rye. I luff you!

:aimkiss:

[rubah]

I'll show you, monda!

[Rye]

I've only seen one photo that was more scarring, and it was on Roto's LJ a long time ago...

RUBAH NO DON'T.

[qwertysaur]

You're making me want to see it. But I know I don't. D:

[Marshall Banana]

Is it worse than Two Girls, One Cup?

[Jowy]

I've only seen one photo that was more scarring, and it was on Roto's LJ a long time ago...

RUBAH NO DON'T.

Hey, I remember that! That wasn't really scarring though. Just more of a shock.

[Rye]

I'd say it's worse than that, plus Mr. Hands and cakefarts. :colbert:

[Shiny]

NOOOOOOOOOOO

EDIT: Yeah, the pic was pretty bad.

[rubah]

I have no qualms anymore.

[NeoTifa]

I wanna seeeeeee :bounce:

[Jowy]

I wanna seeeeeee :bounce:

No you don't.

[NeoTifa]

Trust me. I've been here for like 4 years. I've seen everything (including 2 girls 1 cup *pukes* )

[Rye]

I feel like a kid after they find out santa isn't real. The world has lost beauty and innocence. So heed our words, NeoTifa. You do not want to see it. Goodnight. :(

[NeoTifa]

;____; why am I always left outta the loop? *feels neglected*

[Jowy]

get on IRC then.

[Marshall Banana]

Who is Mr. Hands, and what are cakefarts? =O

[Psychotic]

I should delete this thread, ban everyone who saw it, and then turn the hammer on myself. This evil must be sealed away forever.

Also, how amusing that a thread about internet drama spawned the biggest drama bomb of the year.

[Momiji]

Someone

Do it now

Shoop Aaron Freed's face onto the Hoff

Please god
oh my god. i will pay $2 000 000 USD to see this

(in I.O.U.'s)


http://i285.photobucket.com/albums/ll65/momijitsukuyomi/hasselfreed.gif

Pay up. I think I traumatized myself a little making this.

(in I.O.U.s)

[NeoTifa]

I still want to see the pic!!!

[Jowy]

I should delete this thread, ban everyone who saw it, and then turn the hammer on myself. This evil must be sealed away forever.

Also, how amusing that a thread about internet drama spawned the biggest drama bomb of the year.

I didn't do it.

[rubah]

http://www.snowy-day.net/stuff/art/silly/hammar.gif

[qwertysaur]

I guess this is why you don't ask to be knighted. In the end you traumatize half the forums.

[Jowy]

it's eestlinc's fault.

[rubah]

jowy if you can make three more threads like this I will personally see to it that you are knighted immediately.

[Momiji]

I still want to see the pic!!!

NO YOU DON'T

oh god *shudder*

[Marshall Banana]

Send it to Jeremy.

[Jiro]

Trust me. I've been here for like 4 years. I've seen everything (including 2 girls 1 cup *pukes* )

I have been here for like 5 years and I'm telling you don't ask. Their responses aren't enough indication? You should listen to them, I know I am.

[Kawaii Ryûkishi]

HEY LOOK WHAT WE'RE NOT TALKING ABOUT ANYMORE :sophia:

[rubah]

go away kishibear, we're talking about aaron freed.

[NeoCracker]

Undermining another knights authority? I thought you were better then this Rubah. :(

P.S.: I capitalized your name just to show my disappointment in you.

[qwertysaur]

The drama spreads :Eek:

[Psychotic]

You wouldn't have thought that a thread filled to the brim with pictures of Aaron Freed would turn out to be anything but a bad thing, would you?

You'd be dead smurfing right.

[Jowy]

Let's leave this open for the other half of the forum goers to participate in.

[Kawaii Ryûkishi]

<img src="http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e200/grokyou/rookishfeudin.png" title="Never forget. Or do. God, PLEASE forget.">