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Avarice-ness
07-01-2009, 03:50 PM
I believe that in Scandinavian countries, at the ripe age of 8, a child is dubbed a part in a metal band, and then that night, the rest of the band sprouts from the 8 year olds body.

To keep it secret, the neighbors friends adopt the other children, and at the age of 12 a manager magically appears at the door and gives them a record deal.

That is my unreasonable reason for why there are so many talented musicians in the Scandinavian countries!

Do you have any unreasonable reasons for things? =D?

Momiji
07-01-2009, 04:10 PM
My mother's logic:
Anything bad that happens to me is absolutely my fault.

Avarice-ness
07-01-2009, 04:11 PM
My mother's logic:
Anything bad that happens to me is absolutely my fault.

So it was YOU who caused 9/11!

Aerith's Knight
07-01-2009, 04:18 PM
My mother's logic:
Anything bad that happens to me is absolutely my fault.

So it was YOU who caused 9/11!

They do the same thing with me and WWII. You just have to smile, turn away and hide the evidence behind the lamp in the corner.

Meat Puppet
07-01-2009, 04:26 PM
God did it

Garnie
07-01-2009, 04:34 PM
All of my logic is unreasonable.

rubah
07-01-2009, 04:35 PM
It's not unreasonable, but I hold to the fact that the sun doesn't rise until 9:30 A.M. Regardless of where you are or the time of year.

Momiji
07-01-2009, 04:38 PM
My mother's logic:
Anything bad that happens to me is absolutely my fault.

So it was YOU who caused 9/11!

Perhaps if I had any relatives in the WTC, but since I didn't, I'm safe from those claims. :p

Namelessfengir
07-01-2009, 04:41 PM
God did it

that was my reason for the site being down but i provided reasoning behind it

Shoeberto
07-01-2009, 04:57 PM
People often run away screaming from me because they just can't handle how unbelievably beautiful I am


:(

Namelessfengir
07-01-2009, 05:19 PM
People often run away screaming from me because they just can't handle how unbelievably spedlike I am


:(

there fixed

wasn't that reasonable??

Vermachtnis
07-01-2009, 05:24 PM
The internet is full of magical pixies and sprites. And every time it's slow, a big nosed midget gnome got in there and they are having a war.

Rantz
07-01-2009, 06:39 PM
I believe that in Scandinavian countries, at the ripe age of 8, a child is dubbed a part in a metal band, and then that night, the rest of the band sprouts from the 8 year olds body.

I'm so sick of that stereotype man, it's just not true!



:shifty:








http://img9.imageshack.us/img9/9657/mfemoticonheavymetal.gif

rubah
07-01-2009, 06:46 PM
:rock:

erikramza
07-01-2009, 06:47 PM
i am the cure for aids. i just don't feel like it.

Madame Adequate
07-01-2009, 07:02 PM
I believe that anything bad that happens to me is also Justin's fault.

Also, Michael Jackson isn't dead, he just moved in with Elvis Aaron Freed.

Quindiana Jones
07-01-2009, 07:38 PM
Aaron Freed is Elvis, so that strikeout was completely unnecessary.

Jessweeee♪
07-01-2009, 08:06 PM
:rock:

:roll:

Avarice-ness
07-01-2009, 08:10 PM
I believe that anything bad that happens to me is also Justin's fault.

Also, Michael Jackson isn't dead, he just moved in with Elvis/ Aaron Freed. to the island that Elvis, Hitler, JFK, and Tupac have lived at for a good while now.

Fixed.

Madame Adequate
07-01-2009, 09:35 PM
JFK and Elvis live in a retirement home in Texas and fight ancient Egyptian mummies. :colbert:

fire_of_avalon
07-01-2009, 09:54 PM
^ :doublecolbert:

So this is how traffic works. At the exact time I'm getting ready to go anywhere, my stirrings set off the jerkface idiot alarm. This is a silent alarm that can be heard only by jerkface idiots. So they all run to their vehicles, foaming at the mouth, and do everything they can to find and kill me while I'm traveling, but they also do their best to pretend they aren't.

So far I've been lucky. But everyday is a gamble.

Leeza
07-01-2009, 10:09 PM
That is my unreasonable reason for why there are so many talented musicians in the Scandinavian countries!

I don't know any talented Scandinavian muscians. :( Am I missing out?

rubah
07-01-2009, 10:23 PM
THE RASMUS
</zeldy>

Bunny
07-01-2009, 10:46 PM
Also, Michael Jackson isn't dead, he just moved in with Elvis Aaron Freed.

I still hold to the fact that it is all a ploy to get himself out of 400 million dollars of debt.

Sephex
07-01-2009, 11:07 PM
There's not a problem that can't be solved with a baseball bat.

Timekeeper
07-02-2009, 03:01 AM
It's not unreasonable, but I hold to the fact that the sun doesn't rise until 9:30 A.M. Regardless of where you are or the time of year.

I don't think I could live in a world like this.

rubah
07-02-2009, 03:06 AM
Who would want their day to start before 9:30? :O

Rye
07-02-2009, 03:12 AM
I'd cry if I was driving to work as the sun was rising. :(

I have a theory of equilibrium when it comes to traffic, namely:

If one parkway that I travel upon is lightly trafficked, the other parkway is full of traffic, the balance it out. There are no exceptions to this rule, ever, except on Fridays, which is when there is absolutely zero traffic on all parkways. And always on Fridays.

rubah
07-02-2009, 03:51 AM
but you see, the beauty of it is that you wouldn't be driving to work then! You'd be driving to work like two hours later ^_______________________^

Timekeeper
07-02-2009, 06:14 AM
You are right my friend!
I had foolishly assumed waking up in the dark, which would be most horrible!

G13
07-02-2009, 12:28 PM
i am the cure for aids. i just don't feel like it.

Actually my friend, Rad Racer is the cure for AIDs! But I suppose there are natural remedies as well.