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Captain Maxx Power
07-07-2009, 02:16 AM
I don't like tans. I've never felt the need to have tans. A lot of people don't suit tans yet insist on having them. Also this;

http://www.guidofistpump.com/GuidoOompa.jpg

Do you tan? What do you think of tan? What about sine and cosine?

Rye
07-07-2009, 02:20 AM
Tan was always my favorite of the three, but it was more like picking my poison, since my math skills are non-existent.

I got a tan outside, but I'm still pretty pale. <3

Vyk
07-07-2009, 02:28 AM
Those are spray tans. If that. Looks more like they lathered down in some dark makeup. But I see scalp. So I disbelieve. I don't care for some people's obsession with being tanned, and I have little interest in tanning myself. But if people wind up with a tan, good for them

rubah
07-07-2009, 03:15 AM
we just had this topic!

also after being sunburnt on friday, I now have some lovely colorage! I love it

Shoeberto
07-07-2009, 03:21 AM
we just had this topic!

also after being sunburnt on friday, I now have some lovely colorage! I love it
You like it because you have attractive, well-defined tan lines! I'm just plain old sore :(

Fonzie
07-07-2009, 03:25 AM
Stanton Island people weird me the fuck out. :(

Momiji
07-07-2009, 03:30 AM
Math scares me. :(

As for skin tanning, not for me. I burn.

Peegee
07-07-2009, 03:48 AM
Dark skln brings out your muscles. I would know.

Denmark
07-07-2009, 04:15 AM
I have trouble tanning. Mostly since I'm not 100% happy with my upper body so I like to keep it covered with a shirt.

Jessweeee♪
07-07-2009, 04:31 AM
I think cosine is up to something.

nik0tine
07-07-2009, 06:37 AM
tan (http://forums.eyesonff.com/members/tan.html) went to my school. :p

Levian
07-07-2009, 06:52 AM
Ah, I see you have found the Orange Devil (guy in the middle). There's many more pictures of him.

All them Danish people are crazy like this. I bet Breine does it too.

rubah
07-07-2009, 07:45 AM
:breine:

Rantz
07-07-2009, 09:25 AM
http://img4.imageshack.us/img4/2113/breine.png

Turkish Delight
07-07-2009, 11:55 AM
Dayum, that is some serious tannage. I hope those cool guys enjoy their skin cancer.

I don't get the big idea about tanning. My wife tries to tan even though she gets headaches from being out in the sun too long. It just seems like another gateway to being a douche.

Namelessfengir
07-07-2009, 02:47 PM
i got driver tan ( as in my left arms darker then my right [though not by much:]) later ill have farmer tan tshirt and shorts areas will be white.

i might get naked and lay on the roof someday :sexy:

Breine
07-07-2009, 04:58 PM
Ah, I see you have found the Orange Devil (guy in the middle). There's many more pictures of him.

All them Danish people are crazy like this. I bet Breine does it too.

I do not! :mad2:

Several young girls (and some guys) tend to tan a bit too much, though. That's true.
I like a good healthy looking tan myself.



http://img4.imageshack.us/img4/2113/breine.png

Holy smokes! xD I look so... radiant.

fire_of_avalon
07-08-2009, 03:31 PM
Jesus.

I have a tan line from driving in my car in the sunshine. My cousin calls it a trucker tan. It is not so different from my normal skin.

I do not understand people who turn themselves orange.

rubah
07-08-2009, 04:40 PM
Rantz had the same thought I did.

Also, we need more Skwowwy in this thread. He's naturally radiant imo

blackmage_nuke
07-08-2009, 04:43 PM
cosec is where it's at

oddler
07-08-2009, 08:15 PM
Sometimes, I wear a shirt in direct sunlight. Sometimes I get a bit of a "trucker's tan" like foa. Sometimes I like to calculate the tangents of the tan lines from various points on my body.

Caraliz
07-08-2009, 11:40 PM
Cos <3 = ?

I looooooooooove cosine. And Sine. But Tangent is STUPID. >:o

I don't like tans. I have somewhat of one from being outside but I'd rather be pale. :D

qwertysaur
07-09-2009, 12:48 AM
Everybody forgets about the other functions though :(
Versine
Haversine
Coversine
Hacoversine
Exsecant
Excosecant

Quindiana Jones
07-09-2009, 12:50 AM
Haversine


This sounds like a town name. And wherever this town is, I want to live in it.

Freya
07-09-2009, 12:53 AM
I now live more in the south so there are a lot more tan people. I went to a 4th of july thing and I felt like I need to tan. I'm way too white for these tan folk.

G13
07-09-2009, 01:44 AM
When I read the topic of this thread I thought for sure you were talking about the Turtle Lady on Sprague.

On topic: Some tans are nice.

drotato
07-09-2009, 03:28 AM
Ewww, that picture is gross. D:<

I don't like tans... nor can I tan. /: