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trancekuja
07-08-2009, 08:06 PM
British scientists claim to create human sperm - Yahoo! News (http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090708/ap_on_sc/eu_britain_lab_sperm)

What say you?:Eek:

Tavrobel
07-08-2009, 08:10 PM
Cool. Now I just need a way to get rid of my real sperm.

Del Murder
07-08-2009, 08:29 PM
All you need for that is a bottle of lotion and the latest issue of Cosmo.

Wolf Kanno
07-08-2009, 08:33 PM
Happy to hear the male population is obsolete now ;)

Namelessfengir
07-08-2009, 08:44 PM
do stem cells have dna? if so would the sperm made from stem cells have the dna of the stem cells which in turn would have the dna of the baby/abortion.... so could a kid that was aborted in a few years have its own kids?

yes this is how my brain works

also think of the porn applications instead of using fake for bukkake use the real stuff!!!

redxiiii
07-08-2009, 09:27 PM
Its a shame this artificial sperm wasn't made in Taiwan, everything else is and then like every other Taiwanese product it would be marketed in local toy stores...well its certainly one way to teach the kiddies about S-E-X. :rolleyes2

Quindiana Jones
07-08-2009, 09:27 PM
I still consider myself more important. I make more and in less time. Screw you, science!

To be honest, I'm just happy to hear people aren't all "WITCHCRAFT! DEVIL'S WORK!" about anything relating to stem cells for once.

Depression Moon
07-08-2009, 09:30 PM
All you need for that is a bottle of lotion and the latest issue of Cosmo.
nah, all he needs is the computer in front of him.

I Took the Red Pill
07-09-2009, 03:13 AM
Science is awesome.

drotato
07-09-2009, 03:26 AM
Haha, I guess we don't need you guys now? xD
That's retarded.

eestlinc
07-09-2009, 04:42 AM
were we running out of real sperm?

Shlup
07-09-2009, 04:43 AM
Quote from when I first saw this topic: "wut"


were we running out of real sperm?
READ THE FIRST SENTENCE OF THE ARTICLE, TOOL.

Araciel
07-09-2009, 04:43 AM
Happy to hear the male population is obsolete now ;)

Someone needs to drive manual transmissions still.

blackmage_nuke
07-09-2009, 06:49 AM
Who will open your pickle jars?

And if you manage to open the jars who will eat your leftover pickles?

The Space Pope
07-09-2009, 07:11 AM
Artificial sperm is like artificial butter, they may look the same but the taste is inferior to the real thing.

Fonzie
07-09-2009, 08:09 AM
Artificial sperm is like artificial butter, they may look the same but the taste is inferior to the real thing.

Haha, oh wow. :lol:

That was great.

Blue Harvest
07-09-2009, 10:09 AM
Next up: artificial eggs. No need for women either. Soon the human race will become asexual and sex will be a thing of legends.

Rocket Edge
07-09-2009, 01:50 PM
Soon the human race will become asexual and sex will be a thing of legends.
Daddy what's sex? It's nothing, go back to sleep.

Quindiana Jones
07-09-2009, 02:42 PM
A disturbing look into Rocket Edge's childhood there. ;)

TyphoonThaReapa
07-09-2009, 09:10 PM
A'yo, as for as I'm concerned, pimps ain't goin' nowhere. Just ask Bobby Brown...:cool:

Fonzie
07-09-2009, 09:18 PM
A'yo, as for as I'm concerned, pimps ain't goin' nowhere. Just ask Bobby Brown...:cool:

He's dead.

TyphoonThaReapa
07-09-2009, 09:21 PM
A'yo, as for as I'm concerned, pimps ain't goin' nowhere. Just ask Bobby Brown...:cool:

He's dead.

:erm:

Fonzie
07-09-2009, 09:24 PM
A'yo, as for as I'm concerned, pimps ain't goin' nowhere. Just ask Bobby Brown...:cool:

He's dead.

:erm:

I meant career-wise. :p

TyphoonThaReapa
07-09-2009, 09:27 PM
A'yo, as for as I'm concerned, pimps ain't goin' nowhere. Just ask Bobby Brown...:cool:

He's dead.

:erm:

I meant career-wise. :p

Lol, Dammit Fonz! I actually prayed from him just now! You know how HARD that is for me? :mad2:...

qwertysaur
07-09-2009, 09:36 PM
My sister ran into my parents room and told my Dad about this last night. She was saying some guy in England made sperm. My dad couldn't stop laughing xD

This is pretty cool, but probably too expensive of a process to be actually useful in the near future. Nest they should work on making kidneys or spleens. :p

eestlinc
07-11-2009, 09:50 PM
READ THE FIRST SENTENCE OF THE ARTICLE, TOOL.
I am going to stick my artificial foot up your butt.

Rye
07-11-2009, 09:59 PM
Sperm are kind of cute looking. Mandy Moore has a tattoo of a baby swimming sperm. :greenie:

The Space Pope
07-11-2009, 10:02 PM
Sperm are kind of cute looking. Mandy Moore has a tattoo of a baby swimming sperm. :greenie:
You mean the tattoo running down her face?

eestlinc
07-11-2009, 10:04 PM
I think swimming sperm have the :greenie: face on them.

Rye
07-11-2009, 10:10 PM
http://i693.photobucket.com/albums/vv298/ryechuuu/greenie.jpg

Just keep swimming!

arcanedude34
07-12-2009, 03:54 AM
Haha, I guess we don't need you guys now? xD
That's retarded.

But who'll kill all the bugs, hm?

Also I'm pretty sure cloning pretty much did this to us in the first place... though natural progression and selection of genes, blah blah, the human race can't survive without evolution, blah...

rubah
07-12-2009, 03:59 AM
You'd be surprised how many males are just as terrified of insects and arachnids and creepy-crawlies as ladies are.
http://www.snowy-day.net/stuff/art/silly/agreetodisagree.jpg

G13
07-12-2009, 04:02 AM
Egads! Put that thing away! ^


Next up: artificial eggs. No need for women either. Soon the human race will become asexual and sex will be a thing of legends.

If this is true, you'll be out of a Ciddie next year. :Eek:

arcanedude34
07-12-2009, 04:02 AM
I SQUISH YOU NOW

*squash*

EDIT: Not you, Guardian XIII, my unholy ally, I meant the spider.

EDIT2: You saw nothing

G13
07-12-2009, 04:08 AM
Oh, hello arcanedude. We meet again.

arcanedude34
07-12-2009, 04:14 AM
HI!! :D
*waves vigorously*

rubah
07-12-2009, 04:28 AM
arachniddude34

Rye
07-12-2009, 05:09 AM
You'd be surprised how many males are just as terrified of insects and arachnids and creepy-crawlies as ladies are.
http://www.snowy-day.net/stuff/art/silly/agreetodisagree.jpg

Heehehehehehee.

When Huxley saw a millipede in his room, he nearly sobbed and died on the spot. I lol'd!

I don't mind bugs, except when they're coming out in massive hordes from corners of my room, and out of my laptop, onto my bed. I almost died from abject horror then. =|

G13
07-12-2009, 05:10 AM
Dammit rubah, you just had to put a spider on didn't you? You jinxed me! A wolf spider was on my bed a minute ago! It's all your fault! :mad2:

Quindiana Jones
07-12-2009, 11:30 AM
Egads! Put that thing away! ^

You'd be surprised how often rubah hears that. :(

rubah
07-12-2009, 06:57 PM
:cry:

qwertysaur
07-12-2009, 06:58 PM
Spiders are cute. :p

Unbreakable Will
07-13-2009, 04:20 AM
This must be stopped, the British scientists must be destroyed for all of mankind. With this new development in science, women can now hold it over our heads, no longer will they need the headache excuse...

Timekeeper
07-13-2009, 04:36 AM
As soon as I read this title it reminded me of a news story I read while on the plane the other day xD

Murderer smuggles sperm out of NSW jail - LIVENEWS (http://www.livenews.com.au/news/murderer-smuggles-sperm-out-of-jail/2009/7/11/212599)

Darkswordofchaos
07-13-2009, 04:50 AM
i wonder how long before someone trys to sue one of the scientist that gave them the arty sperm for child support?

edit: what rubah said about dudes being afraid of bugs i will admitt that i am horrified of spiders of all sorts

and my moms BF was telling me about these things in Iraq called cammel spiders yea pretty much the most horrifying thing on earth. and he said they will run you down, and the also enjoy the people meat so watch were you sleep.

Unbreakable Will
07-13-2009, 01:51 PM
Dammit rubah, you just had to put a spider on didn't you? You jinxed me! A wolf spider was on my bed a minute ago! It's all your fault! :mad2:
It's ok Gaurdian, I too, am freaked out by spiders....*shudder*

Quindiana Jones
07-13-2009, 02:36 PM
:cry:

I TAKE IT BACK! :(