Are you a hard banger or a soft stroker?

[trancekuja]

Well? How do you treat your keyboard?

I personally don't treat her like a lady at all. Hell, I have no idea how it's still in one piece. Maybe it's a force of habit or maybe I'm just hyperactive but when I'm typing the noise can be heard in radius of 1 mile. I swear, I'm gonna break my finger one day! I especially like finishing with Enter, you know what I mean? Like when I finish the sentence or whatever, I club that button like there's no tomorrow! *Here you go you stupid Enter! :twak:* It's a guilty pleasure of some sort...That's why I can never be seen on a computer in library.

[Rye]

I'm not gentle. When I talk with some people, like Paul or DK, I'm often pounding my keyboard in laughter.

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[Aerith's Knight]

When I get angry at something I smack on it as if it were hitler himself.

[Breine]

I'm a pretty hard banger myself :jokey:

[Garnie]

I bang fast and hard!!

[Rantz]

I massage it gently.

[The Space Pope]

I flick my tongue at the keys one at a time, having claws isn't as glamorous is it seems.

Also I like to touch myself alot so my claws are seldom free.

[Psychotic]

I'm soft and gentle and she treats me well in return.

[Vermachtnis]

Depends on how excited I am.

[Bunny]

I hit it and quit it.

[Leeza]

My keyboard is part of my laptop and I love my laptop so I am very gentle with my keyboard or my laptop won't be happy. :cat:

[scrumpleberry]

I treat my keyboard pretty well. I do love to button mash though OUSDHOUDFNVOUSNDV0SH09SDJCPAW IDW#R[K DFPOKMJREMOKNFDDNOKCSJNCX i

[rubah]

I love to smoothly rub my fingers over the keys. Being metal, they have a very nice feel. It's kinda loud, so I try to type as quietly as possible.

[blackmage_nuke]

When it's on the desk I hit that, when it's on my lap I tap that.

[Quindiana Jones]

Fast but gentle.

[oddler]

I'm a softy. :greenie:

[Tavrobel]

I always do a BACK ATTACK on my keyboard. Half of the keys are faded off.

[NeoTifa]

Damn, I thought this thread was about sex *is dissapointed* :(

[drotato]

I treat my keyboard like :bou::bou::bou::bou:. o.O

[Dynast-Kid]

I'm gentle to my laptop, but my mom bought this stupid ergonomic keyboard for our computer, and I swear the keys are like, an inch tall, and so I have to press HAAARD.

[trancekuja]

Damn, I thought this thread was about sex *is dissapointed* :(
Don't you know what double meaning is? This is not a thread about keyboards...:roll2 Do I have to write in html for you to understand?:eep:
And how the hell didn't you win the horniest member award???

[Quindiana Jones]

This thread isn't about keyboards? Well, fuck. Put a disclaimer or something. Jesus. :rolleyes2

[NeoTifa]

Lol. >_> I was close. I'm not horny all the time though. I just read into things wrong lol.

I'm pretty gentle when it comes to keyboards... >_>

[Nominus Experse]

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[Lone Wolf Leonhart]

I went back in time and thought of this thread first, that's why you could find the answer to this in my custom title before the thread was made.

[Parker]

my nimble fingers caress the keys like a man fondling his new love. :jokey:

[TyphoonThaReapa]

When I get angry at something I smack on it as if it were hitler himself.


I'm a pretty hard banger myself :jokey:


I bang fast and hard!!


I hit it and quit it.


When it's on the desk I hit that, when it's on my lap I tap that.


I treat my keyboard like :bou::bou::bou::bou:. o.O

A'yo, all are P.I.M.P worthy quotes...Psy, I think we're rubbing off on the population here...:cool:

[Fonzie]

When I get angry at something I smack on it as if it were hitler himself.


I'm a pretty hard banger myself :jokey:


I bang fast and hard!!


I hit it and quit it.


When it's on the desk I hit that, when it's on my lap I tap that.


I treat my keyboard like :bou::bou::bou::bou:. o.O

A'yo, all are P.I.M.P worthy quotes...Psy, I think we're rubbing one off on the population here...:cool:

http://i184.photobucket.com/albums/x72/TheFonz2010/scream.gif

Had to. :p

[Tama2]

It's all about the mood.

[Darkswordofchaos]

im a soft lover err.. typer this reminds me of somthing that used to be on AOTS called home rowed were dude runs up and knocks people out with a key board its great:D

[Iceglow]

I used to smack my keyboard like the dirty thing it is. I learnt with time being constantly complained at that my typing is too loud at night to be more gentle with it. Though when I type at full speed I do sometimes make huge tapping noises.

[Darkswordofchaos]

my old computer teacher had these really clicky keyboards that always sounded like loud typing that way she could yell at you for illegal tyyping

[Fuzakeru]

I guess it depends on the mood. You have to be flexible and learn to live in the emotional moment during a good session spent with it. Nothing turns a computer on quicker than versatility.

[rubah]

nothing turns a computer on quicker than pressing its button just right :jokey:

[Fuzakeru]

Oh yeah well I googled how to turn a computer on and wikihow clearly states -


1. Press the power button. If the computer doesn't turn on, you may follow these steps:

2. Check to ensure the power cord is plugged in (at both ends).

3. Making sure that the power is turned off and you are grounded, open the case and check that the button is going to the right two pins on the motherboard. Check the case-front pin configuration with the documenation that came with your motherboard.

4. If this doesn't work, try unplugging it for a few minutes and letting it sit. Sometimes this can help, though it indicates a problem with your power supply. Find a replacement immediately.

5. Check whether the CPU fan spins when you turn the PC on. To do so, put your ear to the case of the CPU. If you hear a humming noise, it almost certainly indicates that the fan is running. If, for some reason, the fan is not running, your CPU will overheat and the computer will refuse to turn on until the CPU cools down. If you smell acrid smoke, some component of your computer (mostly your motherboard) might have burnt out. It will need to be replaced.

6. Try unplugging everything from the power supply except for the motherboard such as CD/DVD drives, hard drives, auxiliary power to your video card etc. If it boots, begin adding devices one by one until the boot fails.

7. If all else fails, take the CPU to a qualified technician.


...... computers are far more complicated than women. D:/

[*ETERNAL FANTASY*]

best title ever.

as for the question....i try to mix it up once in a while...dont do it to the point that it breaks though!

[Darkswordofchaos]

Lol. >_> I was close. I'm not horny all the time though. I just read into things wrong lol.

I'm pretty gentle when it comes to keyboards... >_>

just 99% of the time

[Momiji]

I'm very gentle.

[Blue Harvest]

I never pound on my keyboard. I gently push her buttons, much like a gentle lover.