IT'S HERE: Eyeson's Next Cid's Knight Cycle 2 - FINAL ROUND STARTED

[Del Murder]

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CYCLE 2

Thanks to Miriel for the awesome logo.

The Forum where it's all playing out: http://forums.eyesonff.com/chocobo-stables/

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IT'S BACK

Do YOU want to be a Cid's Knight? Of course you do. Why wouldn't you? Look at all the perks CK's get:


Unlimited PM storage.
Won't have to deal with those pesky ads.
Access to secret staff forums.
e-power over your fellow man.


Well, now here's your chance to join their ranks and grab that blue title.

That's right everyone, it's time once again for the international phenomenon...


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CYCLE 2

This year's competition promises to be bigger, badder, and more exciting than ever before! Many twists and surprises await those who choose to participate.

Last year we had a great and competitive event which led to the knighting of 2-time Highwind Award winner, Flying Mullet. And let me tell you something, he was NOT the staff favorite coming out of the gate. This should go to show that anyone can win and become a CK as long as they show the right effort and attitude. Take a page out of Mulley's book and apply, have some fun, and maybe you'll win!

Also this year there may be more than one winner. In addition to the grand prize (you become Eyeson's Next Cid's Knight, duh), there will also be other prizes awarded to all who apply. So come join in!

Still need convincing? Well listen to these testimonials of current and former CKs:

Rantzien: "I thought I knew what it was like to have fun on this message board, but boy was I wrong. Being a CK is so much fun, I think my head may just explode!"

Loony BoB: "Becoming a Cid's Knight was the best thing that ever happened to me. Some nights, when I miss that bright blue beacon of integrity the most, I weep a little."

foa: "If ya'll don't want to be a CK then I'm going to come over to your house and kick your ass."

Quina: "CK is very tasty. I especially like their barbeque chicken pizza."

In order to apply to Eyeson's Next Cid's Knight, simply fill out the following application and post it in this thread. Then wait for the fun to begin.

Eyeson's Next Cid's Knight Cycle 2 Application Form

1. What is your user name?

2. Are you male or female?

3. How old are you?

4. What year did you join Eyes on Final Fantasy?

5. In seven words or less, please tell us why you want to be Eyeson's Next Cid's Knight.

Applications will last approximately until we have enough but one week tops.

Applicants:
Jowy
Burtsplurt
Darkswordofchaos
Rye
Iceglow
Raistlin
I'm My Own MILF
Lekana
The Space Pope
Misfit
Goldenboko
Ouch!
blackmage_nuke
Fonz
Baloki
Momiji
Yar
arcanedude34
Dignified Pauper
Vyk
Sir Lancealot
Wolf Kanno
Tavrobel
Jessweeee♪
qwertysaur
oddler
Nikki
I Took the Red Pill
Jiro
Denmark
Blue Harvest
Demon Dude
Breine
Quin
NeoCracker
NeoTifa
Agent Proto
Old Manus
enano
Bunny
Guardian XIII
Laddy
leader of mortals
Skyblade
Sagensyg
Dolentrean
Not At All Reno
Heath
Shiny
Omecle
Timekeeper
DK
trancekuja
Rebellious Eagle
Fuzakeru
smittenkitten
Rocket Edge
The Summoner of Leviathan
Jess
Tama2
By Murder I Will Be Rydia
Renmiri
JKTrix
I Don't Need A Name
Rase
Shattered Dreamer
Jojee
Kentarou
Miriel
Linus
vivi_lover666
Quina
Jigsaw
Chewbacca

[NeoCracker]

You know, I WOULD ramble about how I don't like this Idea like I did last time, but in a surprise twist, I"ll just say nothing and pretend this event doesn't exist, after this post that is. ;p

[Aerith's Knight]

Dare I go through it again?

Nah, the mods hate me. :p I'm going to bet either Jessweeee, Rye, cracker or manus gets it this time.

[Del Murder]

You're going to be disappointed when Round 3 comes along if you don't apply, AK. I won't say what it is but it's right up your alley.

[Jowy]

1. What is your user name?
Jowy.
2. Are you male or female?
I'm a guy.
3. How old are you?
Twenty-two. I'll be twenty-three this month.
4. What year did you join Eyes on Final Fantasy?
2002.
5. In seven words or less, please tell us why you want to be Eyeson's Next Cid's Knight.
I am the best there is.

[Aerith's Knight]

Very well then.

Eyeon's Next Cid's Knight Cycle 2 Application Form

1. What is your user name?
Aerith's knight (Or Aeris' knight, if you prefer)

2. Are you male or female?
Male

3. How old are you?
21

4. What year did you join Eyes on Final Fantasy?
2005, the summer I was bored and playing a lot of FF.

5. In seven words or less, please tell us why you want to be Eyeson's Next Cid's Knight.
Because everyone forgot my birthday yesterday.
Because (believe it or not) I want to contribute.. something.

[Burtsplurt]

Piece of cake. I know the first 3 answers without even having to check my profile!

1. What is your user name?
Burtsplurt

2. Are you male or female?
Male

3. How old are you?
27 and almost a half

4. What year did you join Eyes on Final Fantasy?
2001 (a space oddyssey)

5. In seven words or less, please tell us why you want to be Eyeson's Next Cid's Knight.
word word word word word word word

[Darkswordofchaos]

Eyeon's Next Cid's Knight Cycle 2 Application Form

1. What is your user name? darkswordofchaos

2. Are you male or female?male

3. How old are you?19.5

4. What year did you join Eyes on Final Fantasy?the first time in 06 but i broke my laptop, didnt get on for a long time forgot my stuff so again bout 7 months ago

5. In seven words or less, please tell us why you want to be Eyeson's Next Cid's Knight. would be best thing in my life

[Rye]

Fight fight fight! :kaofight:

1. What is your user name? Rye

2. Are you male or female? Quina with lipstick

3. How old are you? 19

4. What year did you join Eyes on Final Fantasy? 2002 - 8 years come winter time. =O ... half of my life.

5. In seven words or less, please tell us why you want to be Eyeson's Next Cid's Knight.

rantz's winsome smile
phosphorescent, swedish...
using thesaurus :aimblush:

[Iceglow]

This needs to be done because otherwise Psychotic would beat me let alone FoA

1. What is your user name?
Iceglow

2. Are you male or female?
Male my friend male

3. How old are you?
24 :(

4. What year did you join Eyes on Final Fantasy?
Join Date
13-12-2002

5. In seven words or less, please tell us why you want to be Eyeson's Next Cid's Knight.
Must ban Baloki numerous times!

[Raistlin]

Oh why not. http://www.thegamersalliance.net/forums/images/smilies/pimp.gif

1. What is your user name?

Raistlin.

2. Are you male or female?

Male.

3. How old are you?

21.

4. What year did you join Eyes on Final Fantasy?

1732 1999.

5. In seven words or less, please tell us why you want to be Eyeson's Next Cid's Knight.

Because I want Shlup to cry.

[Madame Adequate]

1. What is your user name? Well it was I'm my own MILF but I am apparently a permanent infectee of gender bender day, so, Cougar on the Prowl! :bigsmile:

2. Are you male or female? :jokey: I'm whatever you pay me to be. (Male)

3. How old are you? 23.

4. What year did you join Eyes on Final Fantasy? 2005.

5. In seven words or less, please tell us why you want to be Eyeson's Next Cid's Knight. Power. Prestige. Status. Influence. Revenge.

[Freya]

1. What is your user name? Lekana

2. Are you male or female? Female

3. How old are you? 18, i'll be 19 next sat.

4. What year did you join Eyes on Final Fantasy? 2004

5. In seven words or less, please tell us why you want to be Eyeson's Next Cid's Knight. Awesome fun time for all. =3

[The Space Pope]

1. What is your user name?
Space Pope, The

2. Are you male or female?
pudding

3. How old are you?
I am a collective of the lost souls of the shipwreck Titanic, so I reckon that makes me 96 in your Human Earth years, and am an entity of pure energy, currently taking the form of a reptilian leader who guides every aspect of everything's existence.

4. What year did you join Eyes on Final Fantasy?
10,486, according to my planet in the Horsehead Nebula. 2009 in your time I believe.

5. In seven words or less, please tell us why you want to be Eyeson's Next Cid's Knight.
My life begins and ends with crack.

[Misfit]

1. What is your user name?
Misfit

2. Are you male or female?
Vagina

3. How old are you?
21~!

4. What year did you join Eyes on Final Fantasy?
2003 8-)

5. In seven words or less, please tell us why you want to be Eyeson's Next Cid's Knight.
I'm better than Jowy.

[Goldenboko]

1. What is your user name?

Uh, um, crap, *looks at username*, Goldenboko.

2. Are you male or female?

:quina: Male

3. How old are you?

17.

4. What year did you join Eyes on Final Fantasy?

EoFF was around before I joined? 2006.

5. In seven words or less, please tell us why you want to be Eyeson's Next Cid's Knight.

Who doesn't?

[Darkswordofchaos]

how many apps are being taken thats a lot of compotition to beat :plotting:

[Ouch!]

Eyeon's Next Cid's Knight Cycle 2 Application Form

<b>1. What is your user name?</b>
Ouch!

<b>2. Are you male or female?</b>
Male.

<b>3. How old are you?</b>
20.

<b>4. What year did you join Eyes on Final Fantasy?</b>
2002.

<b>5. In seven words or less, please tell us why you want to be Eyeson's Next Cid's Knight.</b>
The staff could use more funk.

[blackmage_nuke]

<b>Eyeon's Next Cid's Knight Cycle 2 Application Form

1. What is your user name?
Use her name? Ive barely met her.
Blackmage_Nuke

2. Are you male or female?
Male since RSL day finsihed

3. How old are you?
Old enough

4. What year did you join Eyes on Final Fantasy?
Ya'll wouldnt have this problem if you used the Aeris Reborn skin but 2005

5. In seven words or less, please tell us why you want to be Eyeson's Next Cid's Knight.
Ban Hammer

</b>

[Aerith's Knight]

Eyeon's Next Cid's Knight Cycle
5. In seven words or less, please tell us why you want to be Eyeson's Next Cid's Knight.
Ban Hammer


Everyone knows the Ban Axe is superior.

[Fonzie]

1. What is your user name?
Fonz
2. Are you male or female?
I was born with both sets of sexual organs, I chose male though.
3. How old are you?
17 I believe.
4. What year did you join Eyes on Final Fantasy?
I joined in the great summer of 05'! :cry:
5. In seven words or less, please tell us why you want to be Eyeson's Next Cid's Knight.</b>

I must stop Aaron Freed.

[theundeadhero]

With Raistlin in the race I hope Jojee comes around too and that they get pitted against each other in the final round.

[Aerith's Knight]

If that's true nobody else here even has a chance.

Even without we don't even have a chance against Raistlin. He could throw feces at the mods and still be accepted. :p

[Baloki]

1. What is your user name?
Baloki or Balolokikikiki depending if your BoB and drunk?

2. Are you male or female?
A fox, a male faux :D

3. How old are you?
Old enough to remember when Del was cool, young enough to know that BoB sucks :D

4. What year did you join Eyes on Final Fantasy?
2003

5. In seven words or less, please tell us why you want to be Eyeson's Next Cid's Knight.
Not enough furries on staff.

[Momiji]

1. What is your user name?
Momiji.

2. Are you male or female?
Male.

3. How old are you?
19.

4. What year did you join Eyes on Final Fantasy?
2005.

5. In seven words or less, please tell us why you want to be Eyeson's Next Cid's Knight.
I'll be good, I promise! :D

[Yar]

Oh this looks like fun. :D

1. What is your user name? Yar
2. Are you male or female? m
3. How old are you? 19
4. What year did you join Eyes on Final Fantasy? 2006
5. In seven words or less, please tell us why you want to be Eyeson's Next Cid's Knight. Women will want to mate with me.

[Vyk]

Tempting..

[rubah]

Eyeon's Next Cid's Knight Cycle 2 Application Form

1. What is your user name?
rubah!

2. Are you male or female?
I'm a girl.

3. How old are you?
20 years old.

4. What year did you join Eyes on Final Fantasy?
The end of 2004!

5. In seven words or less, please tell us why you want to be Eyeson's Next Cid's Knight.
I'm cute and can't count.

[arcanedude34]

1. What is your user name?
arcanedude34

2. Are you male or female?
Male, last time I checked

3. How old are you?
16

4. What year did you join Eyes on Final Fantasy?
2006

5. In seven words or less, please tell us why you want to be Eyeson's Next Cid's Knight.
I am destined to rule you all

[Dignified Pauper]

Eyeon's Next Cid's Knight Cycle 2 Application Form

1. What is your user name?
Dignified Pauper

2. Are you male or female?
Male - but I don't know what this is important. Is this some kind of segregation tactic to rule people out?

3. How old are you?

Old enough to drink a beer and grow hair in places you can't, sonny.. (23) - Younger than Raistlin though.


4. What year did you join Eyes on Final Fantasy?
That's a tricky question...

Officially - 2006?
Unofficially - 2001?

5. In seven words or less, please tell us why you want to be Eyeson's Next Cid's Knight.
Tenure and banning promote responsibility!

[Lawr]

I have to admit, when I saw the banner for this I laughed like a lunatic!

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I also laughed like a lunatic at The Space Pope's application. You guys should knight him right now, I mean how long did it take Rantzien?

[Vyk]

Ah what the hell..

Eyeon's Next Cid's Knight Cycle 2 Application Form

1. What is your user name?
Vyk

2. Are you male or female?
Man

3. How old are you?
27

4. What year did you join Eyes on Final Fantasy?
'05 I believe

5. In seven words or less, please tell us why you want to be Eyeson's Next Cid's Knight.
For success type stuff and such. Yeah (7)

[Darkswordofchaos]

I have to admit, when I saw the banner for this I laughed like a lunatic!

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I also laughed like a lunatic at The Space Pope's application. You guys should knight him right now, I mean how long did it take Rantzien?


how much power does one man/lizard thing/ pudding need i mean for christ sake hes the SPACE POPE he should already be worshiped like a CK

[Sir Lancealot]

Eyeon's Next Cid's Knight Cycle 2 Application Form

1. What is your user name?
Sir Lancealot.

2. Are you male or female?
Male.

3. How old are you?
18.

4. What year did you join Eyes on Final Fantasy?
2007.

5. In seven words or less, please tell us why you want to be Eyeson's Next Cid's Knight.

You need an Australian. Oi, Oi, Oi.

[theundeadhero]

how much power does one man/lizard thing/ pudding need i mean for christ sake hes the SPACE POPE he should already be worshiped like a CKHe might be the space pope but around these parts I'm still the sworn into position by election EOFF Pope :greenie:

[Wolf Kanno]

Better than being bored...

What is your username? Sir Robi...I mean Wolf Kanno

Are You Male of Female? *checks* I may need to get back you on that one... male

How Old are you? I remember when dirt was new... (26)

What year did you join EoFF? 2006... what? they can't all be bad attempts at comedy...

In seven words or less, please tell us why you want to be Eyeson's Next Cid's Knight.

I'm the lesser of many evils...

[Tavrobel]

1. What is your user name?
Tavrobel, the Great Haywood

2. Are you male or female?
Male Q

3. How old are you?
Approximately 5.91*10^8 seconds +/- error of .439%. Three significant figures.

4. What year did you join Eyes on Final Fantasy?
2006. Though I've been lurking since '01.

5. In seven words or less, please tell us why you want to be Eyeson's Next Cid's Knight.
Because if you don't, I'll :bou::bou::bou::bou: bricks.

[Jessweeee♪]

Eyeon's Next Cid's Knight Cycle 2 Application Form

1. What is your user name?
Jessweeee♪

2. Are you male or female?
Female

3. How old are you?
18

4. What year did you join Eyes on Final Fantasy?
2005

5. In seven words or less, please tell us why you want to be Eyeson's Next Cid's Knight.
Because EoFF is my internet house.

[Darkswordofchaos]

my math might be wrong but wouldent that make you 189 years old

[qwertysaur]

OFFICIAL APPLICATION

Eyeon's Next Cid's Knight Cycle 2 Application Form

1. What is your user name?
qwertysaur

2. Are you male or female?
Male

3. How old are you?
19

4. What year did you join Eyes on Final Fantasy?
2006

5. In seven words or less, please tell us why you want to be Eyeson's Next Cid's Knight.
Yellow RM + Blue CK = Green qwerty! :cactuar:

[Tavrobel]

my math might be wrong but wouldent that make you 189 years old

19 years in a tree
12 months in a year
30 days in a month
24 hours in a day
3600 seconds in an hour

So, you're wrong. I suppose I should've counted leap years and went straight from years to days, but then I wouldn't have been able to do this without the aid of a calculator. I also should have done a more accurate margin of error, which would have included the extra month that I've been alive into the total time, and divided that into the month's worth of seconds.

Why yes, I do know how to divide a 7 digit number by a 9 digit number. I shouldn't be getting a number on the 7th magnitude, anyways. That would have made me much younger than I actually am!

[oddler]

Eyeon's (sic) Next Cid's Knight Cycle 2 Application Form

1. What is your user name?
oddler

2. Are you male or female?
Yes, I am.

3. How old are you?
The sun has risen 9216 times since my birth.

4. What year did you join Eyes on Final Fantasy?
2006

5. In seven words or less, please tell us why you want to be Eyeson's Next Cid's Knight.
I don't. :choc2:

[rubah]

that comes out to 1.6 years by my math. . .

51,900,000 seconds
÷ 3600 seconds/hr
÷ 24 hr/day
÷ 365.25 day/yr
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1.6 yr

[Darkswordofchaos]

ohh

DAMN YOU SIENCTIFIC NOTATION

[rubah]

engineering notation is better 8)

[Tavrobel]

DAMN YOU SIENCTIFIC NOTATION


engineering notation is better 8)

I had corrected the flaw in my calculations before you pointed out that I was off by an order of magnitude. This is why engineers use big giant calculators and complex software instead of a whiteboard and green marker.

It's only because we leave the 10s portion in multiples of 3 so we can convert to and from Metric prefixes.

[Madame Adequate]

guys is this when i should modwhore and tell people to stay on topic

[qwertysaur]

Why yes, I do know how to divide a 7 digit number by a 9 digit number. I shouldn't be getting a number on the 7th magnitude, anyways. That would have made me much younger than I actually am!Some people cant? :p

[Tavrobel]

Some people cant? :p

I can't.

[Meat Puppet]

I can’t divide a 2 digit number by a 1 digit number.

[drotato]

1. What is your user name?
Nikki. (:

2. Are you male or female?
I am a giiiirl. ^^

3. How old are you?
Sixteen. > <

4. What year did you join Eyes on Final Fantasy?
2007. (:

5. In seven words or less, please tell us why you want to be Eyeson's Next Cid's Knight.
I need the money. D:

[Del Murder]

Someone get The Man to apply to this.

[I Took the Red Pill]

1. What is your user name?
I Took the Red Pill
2. Are you male or female?
Male
3. How old are you?
18
4. What year did you join Eyes on Final Fantasy?
2005
5. In seven words or less, please tell us why you want to be Eyeson's Next Cid's Knight.
Girls just wanna have fun

[Jiro]

1. What is your user name?
Jiro
2. Are you male or female?
Male
3. How old are you?
Almost 17
4. What year did you join Eyes on Final Fantasy?
2004
5. In seven words or less, please tell us why you want to be Eyeson's Next Cid's Knight.
Because nobody would expect it

[Darkswordofchaos]

I thought your sig was bugs on my screen i took the pill

also how many entries are there now an ass or what

[Denmark]

1. What is your user name?
Denmark
2. Are you male or female?
Male
3. How old are you?
21
4. What year did you join Eyes on Final Fantasy?
2001
5. In seven words or less, please tell us why you want to be Eyeson's Next Cid's Knight.
I've been around the block, man.

[qwertysaur]

I thought your sig was bugs on my screen i took the pill

also how many entries are there now an ass or what
Last time there was about 70 entries.
We are at 31 right now

[demondude]

This will be fun to watch.

[Aerith's Knight]

C'mon DD, if I'm joining, you're joining. It's not like we have a chance anyway, just along for the ride. :p

[Blue Harvest]

If last time is anything to go by I'll completely miss the first round and be eliminated straight away, but something tells me I should apply anyway.

Eyeson's Next Cid's Knight Cycle 2 Application Form

1. What is your user name?
Blue Harvest

2. Are you male or female?
Hold on I'll have to check *unzips jeans* oh, male :tongue:

3. How old are you?
Too old :( (23)

4. What year did you join Eyes on Final Fantasy?
My join date says 2008, but I started lurking in about 2006

5. In seven words or less, please tell us why you want to be Eyeson's Next Cid's Knight.
I want to ban Zack's Gal haha

[demondude]

1. What is your user name? Demon Dude

2. Are you male or female? Male

3. How old are you? 17

4. What year did you join Eyes on Final Fantasy? 2007.

5. In seven words or less, please tell us why you want to be Eyeson's Next Cid's Knight.

I know how the banned member works.

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Well, somebody has to come last. :p

[Aerith's Knight]

Well, somebody has to come last. :p

Don't get ahead of yourself.

[qwertysaur]

I remember everyone freaking out if this was a prank. And then the real prank made the forums look like a rainbow had violent diarrhea. :p

[Blue Harvest]

I only applied last time because I thought it was a prank.

The thought occurs, are all the applicants going to be given TMNT avatars again?

[Aerith's Knight]

Oh yeah, and I liked the trainee titles. Those were awsome.

[Breine]

Eyeon's Next Cid's Knight Cycle 2 Application Form

1. What is your user name?
Breine

2. Are you male or female?
Male

3. How old are you?
21

4. What year did you join Eyes on Final Fantasy?
2003.

5. In seven words or less, please tell us why you want to be Eyeson's Next Cid's Knight.
We need some Danish delight in there :breine:

[Quindiana Jones]

Eyeson's Next Cid's Knight Cycle 2 Application Form

1. What is your user name?
Quin.

2. Are you male or female?
Male.

3. How old are you?
18.

4. What year did you join Eyes on Final Fantasy?
2005. Christ.

5. In seven words or less, please tell us why you want to be Eyeson's Next Cid's Knight.

I want to temp-ban Psychotic, then leave. :)
I can not have Rantzien one-upping me. :)
I could feel smug about my e-penis. :)
Seriously, I've got like ten of these. :)

Hyphenated words only count as one word, right?

[NeoCracker]

1. What is your user name? Neocracker

2. Are you male or female? I am MAN!

3. How old are you? 22

4. What year did you join Eyes on Final Fantasy? 2005

5. In seven words or less, please tell us why you want to be Eyeson's Next Cid's Knight.

To bring an end to this competition.

[blackmage_nuke]

If we get TMNT avatars I want Donatello

[Quindiana Jones]

If there's ever any TMNT avatars ever, I call Mike.

[trancekuja]

Damn that male/female ratio...*grumble*

[Psychotic]

WANTED: Applicant to be the protégé of The Greatest Cid's Knight of All Time™, Psychotic.

- I will train you up in a run-down gym using montages.
- I will talk up all of your entries like they were written by Shaq himself.
- I will stand in your corner during fights, yelling useful phrases such as "Eye of the Tiger!" at you.
- I will probably be killed by the big bad at some point and you'll have to avenge me.

First come first serve.

[Rantz]

I call dibs on that.

[Psychotic]

You don't count. :colbert:

[Rantz]

:sad:

[NeoTifa]

Eyeon's Next Cid's Knight Cycle 2 Application Form

1. What is your user name? NeoSexy

2. Are you male or female? both

3. How old are you? 85

4. What year did you join Eyes on Final Fantasy? ... 2005?

5. In seven words or less, please tell us why you want to be Eyeson's Next Cid's Knight. Becuase I'm like the only one on this site with any common sense


Oh yea, over the limit ;)

[arcanedude34]

WANTED: Applicant to be the protégé of The Greatest Cid's Knight of All Time™, Psychotic.

- I will train you up in a run-down gym using montages.
- I will talk up all of your entries like they were written by Shaq himself.
- I will stand in your corner during fights, yelling useful phrases such as "Eye of the Tiger!" at you.
- I will probably be killed by the big bad at some point and you'll have to avenge me.

First come first serve.

These montages you speak of... will they be musical in any shape or form?

If so, sign me up
:D

[Psychotic]

It goes without saying.

[Aerith's Knight]

WANTED: Applicant to be the protégé of The Greatest Cid's Knight of All Time™, Psychotic.

- I will train you up in a run-down gym using montages.
- I will talk up all of your entries like they were written by Shaq himself.
- I will stand in your corner during fights, yelling useful phrases such as "Eye of the Tiger!" at you.
- I will probably be killed by the big bad at some point and you'll have to avenge me.

First come first serve.

Me?

Aww, too late.

[Psychotic]

Ladies and gentlemen, I would like to announce the winner of this years Eyeson's Next Cid's Knight: ARCANEDUDE34!

Do I have anyone here who can even last 3 rounds with him? That's all I want. 3 rounds. You will be paid highly for your face being pummeled by his brutal right hand.

[oddler]

Who needs 3 when he's only going to last 1? :trashtalk:

[Quindiana Jones]

By my very nature, I oppose anything Psychotic wants. I'll teabag ar-gay-nedude34 into submission.

[Psychotic]

My champ could take the pair of you, two-on-one, while banging Megan Fox from behind at the same time, something which he frequently does.

[Quindiana Jones]

Clearly you underestimate the size of my basket-bollocks.

[oddler]

So we'll be double-banging him while he bangs Megan Fox, yes? I don't know, let me ask my wife.

[Agent Proto]

Alright, I give in.

Eyeon's Next Cid's Knight Cycle 2 Application Form

1. What is your user name?
Agent Proto

2. Are you male or female?
Male, I'm pretty sure about that.

3. How old are you?
26

4. What year did you join Eyes on Final Fantasy?
2000

5. In seven words or less, please tell us why you want to be Eyeson's Next Cid's Knight.
...Because dammit, I am just that ace!

[Del Murder]

Good crop of applicants so far this year! However, there is still ONE person I have been looking for to sign up and they haven't yet. :greenie:

[Aerith's Knight]

Multiple personality syndrome?

[Old Manus]

I don't believe in a single party which selects its own representatives :colbert:

EDIT: oh go on then

1. What is your user name?
Old Manus iirc

2. Are you male or female?
male

3. How old are you?
20

4. What year did you join Eyes on Final Fantasy?
2004 BUT I LURKED SINCE 2000 GUISE SRSLY HOW RAD AM I

5. In seven words or less, please tell us why you want to be Eyeson's Next Cid's Knight.
Ain't nuthin but a G thang baby

[Awrini]

1. What is your user name?
enano

2. Are you male or female?
male

3. How old are you?
22

4. What year did you join Eyes on Final Fantasy?
2001

5. In seven words or less, please tell us why you want to be Eyeson's Next Cid's Knight.
Why not?

[Aerith's Knight]

I count at least 5 or 6 people from 2000/2001.

How are they not staff yet? >_>

[Del Murder]

We need more chicks in this.

[NeoTifa]

I applied and I'm a chick! :jess:

[Quindiana Jones]

Psy doesn't let chicks into his panties.

[Aerith's Knight]

I applied and I'm a chick! :jess:

You can't handle the truth.

[NeoTifa]

I hate you, ZG,

[Aerith's Knight]

I know, that's what creates all the sexual tension.

It could also be murderous intentions, but I'm an optimist by nature.

[Marshall Banana]

Hello Manus and Rye are my picks. Bets?

[Aerith's Knight]

I'll take a bet on Ouch! and Rye for a finsky.

[Quindiana Jones]

I'm betting against Rye, now and forever. Seriously, that poor girl's been after it for ages. I'm convinced the staff won't give it to her (:jokey:) just to make her squirm now.

I'm voting for Quin, even though there's no chance in Hell he'll win it. I just like voting for myself, to be honest.

[NeoTifa]

Because you are just such an attention whore Quin

[Quindiana Jones]

I'm banning you first, NT. :kaoangry:

[NeoTifa]

Wouldn't be the first time... :bigsmile:

[Old Manus]

hey guys whats going on in this thread

[Jowy]

Nothing important.

[Darkswordofchaos]

hey guys whats going on in this thread


everything

[Awrini]

hey guys whats going on in this thread


Nothing important.



everything
Everything, but nothing important. Sounds about par for the course.

[Levian]

ah all is good, I see my personal favorite has signed up.

[Aerith's Knight]

And who woud that be?

enano? Manus? The Rye-rye? That cougar thing? Or Harle?

[Levian]

It's a person that likes Final Fantasy!

Now that should rule out most of the applicants.

[Rantz]

My personal favourite hasn't signed up but probably isn't going to either!

[Aerith's Knight]

It's a person that likes Final Fantasy!

Now that should rule out most of the applicants.

Well, let's see. I like it, but you don't mean me.

So that leaves..

Hmm...

Raistlin?

[Burtsplurt]

I think the smart money is on Manus/ Rye.

My preferred outcome would see The Man sign up to do the thing he always dreamed of, get to the final round... and then lose to Darkswordofchaos.

[Jessweeee♪]

Last round looked like so much fun!

[Darkswordofchaos]

I think the smart money is on Manus/ Rye.

My preferred outcome would see The Man sign up to do the thing he always dreamed of, get to the final round... and then lose to Darkswordofchaos.


lol
'I am the champion you know

[Bunny]

1. What is your user name?
Bunny Thurgood, Esq.
2. Are you male or female?
Male
3. How old are you?
22
4. What year did you join Eyes on Final Fantasy?
2006. I was a member for a brief time in 2002 or something like that.
5. In seven words or less, please tell us why you want to be Eyeson's Next Cid's Knight.
You won't know until you try.

[G13]

1. What is your user name?
Guardian XIII
2. Are you male or female?
Male
3. How old are you?
20
4. What year did you join Eyes on Final Fantasy?
2006
5. In seven words or less, please tell us why you want to be Eyeson's Next Cid's Knight.
I love Eyeson and wanna contribute more!

[Freya]

I love the people who don't read the last thing and do more than seven words. It makes me giggle and smile and preform a dancing ritual. =3

[NeoTifa]

Oh, I read it, but I did that on purpose. ;)

[Darkswordofchaos]

I love the people who don't read the last thing and do more than seven words. It makes me giggle and smile and preform a dancing ritual. =3

GiF this "dance ritual"

[arcanedude34]

I feel so loved
:D

[Laddy]

Survivor 14 Logo? Yay! 35 year-old Kansas City native and ad exec Earl Cole won that season in a 9-0-0 over Cassandra and 'Dreamz.' Underatted season, Earl was a really good strategist.

Oh, Next CK? Me apply!

Eyeon's Next Cid's Knight Cycle 2 Application Form

1. Laddy

2. Male

3. 15

4. October 1, 2006

5. I want to improve EoFF.

[leader of mortals]

1. What is your user name?
My name is leader of mortals
2. Are you male or female?
I am a male
3. How old are you?
I am 16 years old
4. What year did you join Eyes on Final Fantasy?
I joined Eyes on Final Fantasy early in the year 2006
5. In seven words or less, please tell us why you want to be Eyeson's Next Cid's Knight.
I think I would do good

[Psychotic]

I would like to announce I have acquired a second member of my stable!

Guardian XIII is a young, up-and-coming fighter, and I am confident that both he and arcanedude34 will make it to the final. Y'all are finished. Team Walrus is here to stay.

[Skyblade]

1. What is your user name?

Skyblade

2. Are you male or female?

Male

3. How old are you?

Twenty three

4. What year did you join Eyes on Final Fantasy?

AD 2005

5. In seven words or less, please tell us why you want to be Eyeson's Next Cid's Knight.

I have nothing better to do.

[theundeadhero]

So, you're forming a superteam are you, Psy? You're not the only one with interests in this outcome. I'm throwing my swagger into this fight!

Who will be my team?
Will Joy join up to make the double trouble Lekana + Joy super sexy team under my watch?
Will the heroes of the past take an interest in a manager? Raistlin + Proto could join to be Agent Oldbie.
Maybe I took the Red Pill and I'm my own MILF would like to fall under me as I took my own MILF.

Whatever happens, we can't let Psy win.

[qwertysaur]

I have too much time on my hands :p

Special abilities for all applicants

Jowy
Jump: Jowy cant be hit for a turn and does a lot of damage. Takes a small amount of time to aim correctly before Jumping.
Aerith's Knight
Protect: AK can take damage for someone in their place, and he only takes 1/4 the normal damage
Burtsplurt
Spray: Hits everything in range with 7 light hits
Darkswordofchaos
Darkness: Sacrifices HP to deal damage
Rye
Mondatime: Summons Monda who uses a Strawberry sword for damage on 1 foe
Iceglow
Preparations: Sends the hair of his target to Loony BoB. In 3 turns a brick hits the target.
Raistlin
Harass: Causes an annoyed Shlup to blow something up, damaging all but Raistlin who hides at GHF
I'm My Own MILF
Postulate: Scans the target and hits with a spell that matches his/her weakness.
Lekana
Party Blast: Calls her friends to all smash the target with big sticks.
The Space Pope
Religion: Confuses the foe. May also cause Slow status
Misfit
Flurry: 16 hits with random objects
Goldenboko
Playin: Traps the foe in an illusion of sanity for 4 turns
Ouch!
Biblioblast: A really bad papercut
blackmage_nuke
BOOM!: Explosions from above rain fireballs.
Fonz
aaaay: Casts haste on self and slow on foe.
Baloki
Yiff: Makes Target confused and steals HP.
Momiji
Shmup Shot: Fires 1000 shots, each hit does 1 damage, difficult to avoid and can be cast in rapid succesion.
Yar
Plunder: Steals shiny things.
arcanedude34
understudy: Throws a walrus at the foe
Dignifietd Pauper
Spam: Throws lightning bolts at the target
Vyk
White Suit: Charges weapons with Ice magic
Sir Lancealot
Orders: Can set commands in advance, allowing him to cast magic while others are taking turns as well.
Wolf Kanno
Tactics: Easially lands critical hits.
Tavrobel
Code: Tavrobel can alter his weakness at will, and can not be countered.
Jessweeee♪
Threads of Fate: A star hits all foes
qwertysaur
Leech seed: Uses leech seed. It's super effective!
oddler
Rantzien: Rantzien joins the battle to hit the target with a golf kart.
Nikki
Doublecast: Casts 2 spells at once.
I Took the Red Pill
Two pills: Either causes target to have full HP or 1 HP. Random effect.
Jiro
Shadow Stab: A rapid strike that causes Blind Status
Denmark
Spellstruck: Can throw Spells at people instead of casting them.
Blue Harvest
Paradox: Can restart battle conditions at will. HP and MP are retained though
Demon Dude
Banned: Can hide to avoid damage.
Breine
:breine: Causes the target to lose their next turn.
Quin
Name Change: Can redirict attacks.
NeoCracker
Idaho: throws a boulder at people.
NeoTifa
Codebreak: Throws C++ at the target, causung 3 random status effects.
Agent Proto
Chat Bomb: Sends foe into chatroom, distracting them.
Old Manus
Shotgun: Manus shoots you with a shotgun.
enano
Pocket: enano hides in rubah's pocket for a turn.
Bunny
Breaker Beam: A big laser of pain.
GuardianXIII
Apprentice: Psychotic comes in and throws a big P on the field.
Laddy
Reality TV: Laddy talks about reality TV, then regenerates his MP.
Leader of Mortals
Minions: Calls minions to swarm his foes. They are very weak though and 1 hit will send them flying away.
Skyblade
Air Blade: Skyblade can use a sword made of Air.

[Freya]

Whatever happens, we can't let Psy win.

I second that opinion. I think you should try to take an newbie under your wing!

[Psychotic]

hero, you're washed up and past it! This is an arena for young folk, not grey haired grandpas like yourself. Go home and watch Matlock. And now I will listen to the Rocky theme song (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DhlPAj38rHc) while thinking about my boys giving you a wedgie.

Oh, and good stuff, qwerty!

[Marshall Banana]

Shouldn't Knights-in-training use swords? You're talkin' like they're boxers. =O

[G13]

hero, you're washed up and past it! This is an arena for young folk, not grey haired grandpas like yourself. Go home and watch Matlock. And now I will listen to the Rocky theme song (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DhlPAj38rHc) while thinking about my boys giving you a wedgie.

Oh, and good stuff, qwerty!

Yeah! You tell 'em boss! *hides behind Psy*

[NeoTifa]

Nice try qwertyxsora I program with Java, not C++ ;)

[qwertysaur]

Nice try qwertyxsora I program with Java, not C++ ;)
That's why it's random, you don't know what you threw :p

[Jessweeee♪]

STAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRR!

[Lawr]

ah all is good, I see my personal favorite has signed up.

You guys have no idea how much this hurts me. Seriously.

[Marshall Banana]

My personal favourite hasn't signed up but probably isn't going to either!
Rantzien x scrumpleberry

[rubah]

I guess I will be cool also and accept people under my wing. Anyone want to learn how to be a cute and feisty Cid's Angel? (boys allowed)

[Skyblade]

I'll sign up for that, rubah.

[Araciel]

Not this time.

[NeoCracker]

Since I reject the current establishment I enter as Raistlins apprentice.

[Dignified Pauper]

I don't spam nearly as much as I troll.


Since I reject the current establishment I enter as Raistlins apprentice.

Well, you already failed by doing that. Good going.

[NeoTifa]

enum status[KO, BLIND, PETRIFIED, SLEEP, BERSERK, FROG, CONFUSED, SILENCED, HASTE, SLOW, ZOMBIE]

for(int x = 0, x < 3, x++) {
Random rndStat = new Random(status.size() - 1);
NeoTifa.castStatus(rndStat, innocentVictim);
}

Notice: castStatus(int rndStat, EoFFer innocentVictim) {}

[NeoCracker]

I don't spam nearly as much as I troll.


Since I reject the current establishment I enter as Raistlins apprentice.

Well, you already failed by doing that. Good going.

Actually my time with Raistlin he taught me absolutely nothing, and I think that gives me a distinct edge in this fight.

[Evastio]

I'm leaning towards not signing up. Not because of my typical "this whole contest is rigged" theory or "I'm setting myself up for disappointment" attitude, even though I know they've already picked Jiro or someone to be the newest CK and the staff won't even consider me as a CK because of the "don't call us, we'll call you policy" and I might've went against that one too many times...

I'm going off topic. Anyways, it's actually because of the possibility of me becoming a CK that I don't want to join.

Being entrusted with the duty to edit posts/threads and give people warnings; I never really considered how much hate you could possibly receive because you're the one doing those duties. For so long, I've been evading that hate by using the warn button letting the Staff sacrifice their image that the person being warned has for them. I don't think I could handle that much people hating me. I feel bad enough about people hating me for being secretive, so I can imagine how much more I'd be hated for being secretive and closing threads and editing posts.

Also, I'm probably too paranoid and harsh of a person to be a CK in the first place. I'd get kicked off the job because of how much I warn people's posts because of how deeply I read into them. Even if I was to contact another CK to ask if a post is warnworthy, that pretty much defeats the purpose of me being a CK. I'm too serious as it is, so if I was to become a CK, EoFF would no longer be able to see my happy side anymore...

I might read a few of the confessionals (it's nice to know what EoFFers are sincerely thinking every now and then), but other than that, I don't think I want anything to do with this CK Competition.

[Tavrobel]

Tavrobel
Code: Tavrobel can alter his weakness at will, and can not be countered.

Ohh God yes, infinite Luxord card for a passive.


Also, I'm probably too paranoid and harsh of a person to be a CK in the first place.

Incorrect. This makes you the perfect CK candidate.

[Jiro]

I'm leaning towards not signing up. Not because of my typical "this whole contest is rigged" theory or "I'm setting myself up for disappointment" attitude, even though I know they've already picked Jiro or someone to be the newest CK and the staff won't even consider me as a CK because of the "don't call us, we'll call you policy" and I might've went against that one too many times...


attitude, even though I know they've already picked Jiro or someone to be the newest CK and the staff won't even consider me as a CK


they've already picked Jiro or someone


picked Jiro

xD What are you smoking?

[Marshall Banana]

I bet three panties! :bowpanties: :hellopanties2: :strawpanties2:

[Tavrobel]

He's smoking three panties?

[Freya]

rofl Angsty evastio is angsty =3

[Momiji]

He's smoking three panties?


I want whatever he's smoking, then ;)

[Agent Proto]

What if they're soiled?

[Fonzie]

I'm leaning towards not signing up. Not because of my typical "this whole contest is rigged" theory or "I'm setting myself up for disappointment" attitude, even though I know they've already picked Jiro or someone to be the newest CK and the staff won't even consider me as a CK because of the "don't call us, we'll call you policy" and I might've went against that one too many times...

I'm going off topic. Anyways, it's actually because of the possibility of me becoming a CK that I don't want to join.

Being entrusted with the duty to edit posts/threads and give people warnings; I never really considered how much hate you could possibly receive because you're the one doing those duties. For so long, I've been evading that hate by using the warn button letting the Staff sacrifice their image that the person being warned has for them. I don't think I could handle that much people hating me. I feel bad enough about people hating me for being secretive, so I can imagine how much more I'd be hated for being secretive and closing threads and editing posts.

Also, I'm probably too paranoid and harsh of a person to be a CK in the first place. I'd get kicked off the job because of how much I warn people's posts because of how deeply I read into them. Even if I was to contact another CK to ask if a post is warnworthy, that pretty much defeats the purpose of me being a CK. I'm too serious as it is, so if I was to become a CK, EoFF would no longer be able to see my happy side anymore...

I might read a few of the confessionals (it's nice to know what EoFFers are sincerely thinking every now and then), but other than that, I don't think I want anything to do with this CK Competition.

I would love to interview you for a job. :p

[Tavrobel]

What if they're soiled?

Is that supposed to be a problem?

[Momiji]

What if they're soiled?

Then I'm sure there's SOME fetishist I can sell them to. :D

EDIT: Well what do you know. Excellent timing, Tav.

[Wolf Kanno]

Shh! Momiji!

You have to trick him into believing their is another buyer so he'll pay more. ;)

[Lawr]

I'm leaning towards not signing up. Not because of my typical "this whole contest is rigged" theory or "I'm setting myself up for disappointment" attitude, even though I know they've already picked Jiro or someone to be the newest CK and the staff won't even consider me as a CK because of the "don't call us, we'll call you policy" and I might've went against that one too many times...

I'm going off topic. Anyways, it's actually because of the possibility of me becoming a CK that I don't want to join.

Being entrusted with the duty to edit posts/threads and give people warnings; I never really considered how much hate you could possibly receive because you're the one doing those duties. For so long, I've been evading that hate by using the warn button letting the Staff sacrifice their image that the person being warned has for them. I don't think I could handle that much people hating me. I feel bad enough about people hating me for being secretive, so I can imagine how much more I'd be hated for being secretive and closing threads and editing posts.

Also, I'm probably too paranoid and harsh of a person to be a CK in the first place. I'd get kicked off the job because of how much I warn people's posts because of how deeply I read into them. Even if I was to contact another CK to ask if a post is warnworthy, that pretty much defeats the purpose of me being a CK. I'm too serious as it is, so if I was to become a CK, EoFF would no longer be able to see my happy side anymore...

I might read a few of the confessionals (it's nice to know what EoFFers are sincerely thinking every now and then), but other than that, I don't think I want anything to do with this CK Competition.

Please sign up.



1. What is your user name?
Sagensyg

2. Are you male or female?
Mismo varón!

3. How old are you?
Sagensyg's age is 16 years, 2 months, 20 days, 14 hours, 50 minutes and 10 seconds.

4. What year did you join Eyes on Final Fantasy?
2005

5. In seven words or less, please tell us why you want to be Eyeson's Next Cid's Knight.
Little man; big dreams. Heh. http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/emot-smug.gif



:grover: See Evastio? Follow my good example!!!1 You'll have fun anyway!

[Marshall Banana]

Bet me, cowards.

[Jessweeee♪]

You're on, MB!

[Dolentrean]

My amazing, and most triumphant (also somewhat glorious) return!

1. What is your user name?
Dolentrean

2. Are you male or female?
A man, of the most manly variety

3. How old are you?
21.

4. What year did you join Eyes on Final Fantasy?
2005

5. In seven words or less, please tell us why you want to be Eyeson's Next Cid's Knight.
Ouch! told me to be one….

[rubah]

remember, there's still plenty of room in the Cid's Angels team.

[oddler]

Then add me to the list, Bosley. :choc2:

[Loony BoB]

I subscribe to this thread.

A lot of people I hope will get involved have not yet done so. I shall send out many PMs.

Also, I shall be providing you with fun facts and stats along the way during this contest. Possibly.

[Aerith's Knight]

I'm leaning towards not signing up. Not because of my typical "this whole contest is rigged" theory or "I'm setting myself up for disappointment" attitude, even though I know they've already picked Jiro or someone to be the newest CK.


We all know that's true, but that doesn't mean you can't have a little fun with the competition, right? :p

[Jiro]

I like how nearly everybody with a shiny title has said someone they wanted to see in here isn't here. So guys, all of us that have nominated aren't in the running :p

[Loony BoB]

Nah, it's more of that we honestly have no clue who will win. We haven't even really discussed it, although a few mods have mentioned their favourites (or 'dark horse candidates') in the staff forum. I can think of at least 10 people who are in with a shout. Obviously, I want all ten to apply. :p

One person we wanted to have a bye into the next round hasn't applied yet, though. :p I know that much!

[Aerith's Knight]

You have pretty much whole of EoFF entering. Who else is there? xD

I don't think FM is going to enter it again. :p

[Jiro]

Well I don't even know how this thing works, so making it to some sort of second round would be pretty intense

[Dignified Pauper]

I think it's me guys. You can all go home now. They just missed my registration on page 2.

[Levian]

even though I know they've already picked Jiro or someone to be the newest CK and the staff won't even consider me as a CK because of the "don't call us, we'll call you policy" and I might've went against that one too many times...

Not even remotely true! We've not even discussed the candidates so far. Sure, I have a handful of people in mind that I'd like to see get the job, and I'm guessing the other staffers do too, but I know that my opinion is going to change throughout the competition and I'm looking forward to being pleasantly surprised :D We might end up with someone who was totally off the radar before this thing. :mog:

Btw, it took us 900 posts to agree on a winner last time, and it'll probably be around the same this time too. So yeah, nothing is decided yet.

[Jiro]

Congrats Dignified Pauper! :confused:

[demondude]

Guys, I'm obviously gonna win anyway, so why bother?

[Old Manus]

Evastio's post for Best Post next ciddies

[Baloki]

START THE FANS PLEASE!

[Jiro]

Guys, I'm obviously gonna win anyway, so why bother?

Because I want to beat you :confused:

[demondude]

Pffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffft.

[Jiro]

Pffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffft.

YOU STOLE MY GODDAMN CIDDIE YOU JERK NOW I WANNA BEAT YOU :mad2::mad2::mad2::mad2:

I'm totally kidding yeah?

[Quindiana Jones]

Fight!

[qwertysaur]

even though I know they've already picked Jiro or someone to be the newest CK and the staff won't even consider me as a CK because of the "don't call us, we'll call you policy" and I might've went against that one too many times...

Not even remotely true! We've not even discussed the candidates so far. Sure, I have a handful of people in mind that I'd like to see get the job, and I'm guessing the other staffers do too, but I know that my opinion is going to change throughout the competition and I'm looking forward to being pleasantly surprised :D We might end up with someone who was totally off the radar before this thing. :mog:

Btw, it took us 900 posts to agree on a winner last time, and it'll probably be around the same this time too. So yeah, nothing is decided yet.
You weren't staff last time though :p

[Goldenboko]

Quin and I should team up and punch all the other candidates in the face and take the prize of ice cream and not share it with everyone else :bigsmile:

EDIT: I'm still in invisible mode? *fix*

[Awrini]

You can't hit me. It just isn't right. =o

[Goldenboko]

We can HUG you :D

[theundeadhero]

I love how the first time we did this so many people said it was for an April Fools joke and didn't care. Then it turned out it wasn't and Flying Mullet won. Now this time people are saying the whole thing is rigged so they don't want to play. Learn what happened from last time. We can make it simple. If you want to be a CK apply and see what happens. Those of you who aren't applying because you think you'll never win won't win because you won't let yourself get past round 1.

[Awrini]

I blame logic, and statistics. Poor saps.

[qwertysaur]

Also you can always join to have fun. Last time I had a blast.

[Jiro]

I'm joining purely so I am remembered for next time ;D

[Psychotic]

No, the contest is rigged. It is statistically impossible for arcanedude and Guardian XIII to lose, they are just that damn good. Sorry you all wasted your time in applying.

(ps: honestly, I have absolutely no idea who will win. Last time I thought I knew who might - I was wrong - but this time I don't even have a suspicion)

[Goldenboko]

No, the contest is rigged. It is statistically impossible for arcanedude and Guardian XIII to lose, they are just that damn good. Sorry you all wasted your time in applying.

What statistic are we going by?

[Psychotic]

Me putting you in a headlock and giving you a noogie until you cry, mama's boy.

[rubah]

My Cid's Angels will crush arcanedoobie34 and GuardilolXIII btw, paul

[Marshall Banana]

I'm Rye's and Manus's cheerleader.

http://s107.photobucket.com/albums/m285/fofonda/emoticons/strawberrycheer.gif

[Goldenboko]

Me putting you in a headlock and giving you a noogie until you cry, mama's boy.

That's a statistic? D:

[Awrini]

I prefer Chatroom Heroes.

[qwertysaur]

Me putting you in a headlock and giving you a noogie until you cry, mama's boy.

That's a statistic? D:
Seems like a parameter to me :p

[Aerith's Knight]

My Cid's Angels will crush arcanedoobie34 and GuardilolXIII btw, paul

Can I be on your team? :p Or would that make them loose? xP

[oddler]

Also, I shall be providing you with fun facts and stats along the way during this contest. Possibly.

What do you say, about 85% chance? :choc2:

[Awrini]

My Cid's Angels will crush arcanedoobie34 and GuardilolXIII btw, paul

All because I'm your top Angel. :p

[Psychotic]

Well, then they're Cid's Angels, not yours. If they win - or rather, if they manage to be runners up, as the winners have already been decided - the victory will belong to Cid. :colbert:

[Awrini]

Regardless of whomever wins, the victory will always belong to Cid. Duh.

[Lawr]

"Cid"

"Me"

[rubah]

well, see, I'm a Cid's Angel, and they would be Cid's Angels in Training, sooooo

[Rantz]

There's a 95% chance that more applicants will make the contest funnier for all involved and not so.

[krissy]

Move aside,

HERE COMES A NEW CHALLENGER


1. What is your user name?
Citizen Bleys

2. Are you male or female?
This is a hotly debated topic.

3. How old are you?
I graduated my Garden a good four years ago SNORT.

4. What year did you join Eyes on Final Fantasy?
Join Date
08-06-2000

5. In seven words or less, please tell us why you want to be Eyeson's Next Cid's Knight.
Because I am fascinated by public embarrassment.

[Awrini]

^^^ 5. My crotch.

[Heath]

1. What is your user name?
Heath

2. Are you male or female?
Male

3. How old are you?
20.

4. What year did you join Eyes on Final Fantasy?
2002

5. In seven words or less, please tell us why you want to be Eyeson's next Cid's Knight?
Always wanted to get more involved!

Oh, and I guess I should try and justify my Ciddie win ;)

[Leeza]

I'm leaning towards not signing up. Not because of my typical "this whole contest is rigged" theory or "I'm setting myself up for disappointment" attitude, even though I know they've already picked Jiro or someone to be the newest CK.


We all know that's true, but that doesn't mean you can't have a little fun with the competition, right? :p

So not true. The last winner was definitely not planned and staff is all waiting for the next surprise winner, just like all of you are. Everyone should sign up for this because everyone has a chance. :cat:

[LunarWeaver]

A lot of applicants would be great for the job, but I'm betting all my pesos that Breine wins this http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i29/LunarWeaver/Buttercup_Poster.gif He has very sexy hair, after all, and what else matters.

[Lawr]

His hair does make me pretty envious. :breine:

[oddler]

We need another predictions thread like last time as soon as the sign-ups are finished! :choc2:

[NeoTifa]

Let’s have some fun, this beat is sick
I wanna take a ride on your disco stick
Let’s have some fun, this beat is sick
I wanna take a ride on your disco stick

I wanna kiss you
But if I do then I might miss you, babe
It’s complicated and stupid
Got my ass squeezed by sexy cupid
Guess he wants to play, wants to play
A love game, a love game

Hold me and love me
Just want touch you for a minute
Baby three seconds is in it for my heart to quit it

Let’s have some fun, this beat is sick
I wanna take a ride on your disco stick
Don’t think too much, just bust that kick
I wanna take a ride on your disco stick

Let’s play a love game, play a love game
Do you want love, or you want fame
are you in the game?
Dans the love game
Let’s play a love game, play a love game
Do you want love, or you want fame
Are you in the game?
Dans the love game

I’m on a mission
And it involves some heavy touching, yeah
You’ve indicated your interest, I’m educated in sex, yes
And now I want it bad, want it bad
A love game, a love game

Hold me and love me
Just want touch you for a minute
Baby three seconds is in it for my heart to quit it

Let’s have some fun, this beat is sick
I wanna take a ride on your disco stick
Don’t think too much, just bust that kick
I wanna take a ride on your disco stick

Let’s play a love game, play a love game
Do you want love, or you want fame
Are you in the game?
Dans the love game
Let’s play a love game, play a love game
Do you want love, or you want fame
Are you in the game?
Dans the love game

I can see you staring there from across the block
with a smile on your mouth and your hand on your c (huh!)
The story of us it always starts the same
A boy and a girl and a (huh!) and a game
And a game, and a game, and a game
A love game

Let’s play a love game, play a love game
Do you want love, or you want fame
Are you in the game?
Dans the love game
Let’s play a love game, play a love game
Do you want love, or you want fame
Are you in the game?
Dans the love game

Let’s play a love game, play a love game
Do you want love, or you want fame
Are you in the game?
Dans the love game
Let’s play a love game, play a love game
Do you want love, or you want fame
Are you in the game?
Dans the love game.


What the fuck? I thought if I looked up the lyrics and C&P'd them it might be faster but that jackass got them all wrong and I had to go through and fix every stanza >=(

[Freya]

Jiro and Neotifa will win imo.

[Awrini]

Lies. All know I shall be victorious. Skifree > all.

[Heath]

There IS a disgusting lack of SkiFree on staff.

[Raistlin]

Move aside,

HERE COMES A NEW CHALLENGER


1. What is your user name?
Citizen Bleys

2. Are you male or female?
This is a hotly debated topic.

3. How old are you?
I graduated my Garden a good four years ago SNORT.

4. What year did you join Eyes on Final Fantasy?
Join Date
08-06-2000

5. In seven words or less, please tell us why you want to be Eyeson's Next Cid's Knight.
Because I am fascinated by public embarrassment.

By far the best application yet.

[Aerith's Knight]

I'm leaning towards not signing up. Not because of my typical "this whole contest is rigged" theory or "I'm setting myself up for disappointment" attitude, even though I know they've already picked Jiro or someone to be the newest CK.


We all know that's true, but that doesn't mean you can't have a little fun with the competition, right? :p

So not true. The last winner was definitely not planned and staff is all waiting for the next surprise winner, just like all of you are. Everyone should sign up for this because everyone has a chance. :cat:

I would be seriously sceptic if you weren't always so dang truthful. Very well, I shall take your word for it.


...This time. :shifty:

[Raistlin]

You think Leeza is truthful? She is far and away the most evil and deceitful staff member. She just hides it (sometimes).

[Fonzie]

You think Leeza is truthful? She is far and away the most evil and deceitful staff member. She just hides it (sometimes).

People that play golf can't be all that bad. :p

[NeoTifa]

YouTube - shut up (and sleep with me) - sin with sebastian (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4upn3M4jtQY)

I should win. I'm better than everyone. At everything.... everything ;) ((aka playing L4D... well,... peegee might be better there :())

((((Oy, chuuuuuuuuuuuu they're trying to say that I didn't complete Death Toll in expert!!!! >=( ))))

[Lawr]

YouTube - shut up (and sleep with me) - sin with sebastian (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4upn3M4jtQY)

I should win. I'm better than everyone. At everything.... everything ;) ((aka playing L4D... well,... peegee might be better there :())

((((Oy, chuuuuuuuuuuuu they're trying to say that I didn't complete Death Toll in expert!!!! >=( ))))

Nobody can work a burrito better than NeoTifa! :jokey:

[NeoTifa]

Eh.... I don't know if I want to punch you or thank you for your enthusiasm in trying to promote me. :\

[Aerith's Knight]

Why not enthousiastically punch him?

A good CK knows decisions and compromise.

[Marshall Banana]

I just thought of something awesome: Cid's Terminators.

http://s107.photobucket.com/albums/m285/fofonda/terminator2.jpg

[NeoCracker]

I just thought of something awesome: Cid's Terminators.

http://s107.photobucket.com/albums/m285/fofonda/terminator2.jpg

You have failed me marshal. :cry:

[Marshall Banana]

Are you saying that you don't like Terminator 2?

[NeoCracker]

It's an alright movie, I'm saying you dissapointed me with the joke. :cry:

[Marshall Banana]

What? I'm not joking.

[NeoCracker]

That makes me even sadder. :cry:

[G13]

My Cid's Angels will crush arcanedoobie34 and GuardilolXIII btw, paul

It's just so beautiful!

I never thought I'd see the day!

[Rantz]

Nice moustache, Cracker. That's what you get for being a big meanie.

[NeoCracker]

You just destroyed the beautiful avatar created by Marshal. HOW COULD YOU DO SUCH A HORRIBLE THING! :cry:

[Marshall Banana]

That makes me even sadder. :cry:
http://s107.photobucket.com/albums/m285/fofonda/hastalavista.jpg

[NeoCracker]

You have redeemed yourself. XD

[Dignified Pauper]

^^^ 5. My crotch.


Winniest Post so far!

[Agent Proto]

^^^ 5. My crotch.
*ahem*
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v356/proto3k2/bleyscrotch.jpg for nostalgia's sake.

[LunarWeaver]

People that play golf can't be all that bad. :p

You give me good times, Colton.

[rubah]

brb editing monda's avatar

[Goldenboko]

brb editing rubah's avatar

[Awrini]

Thanks Proto. xD

[Marshall Banana]

It looks like you forgot to erase some stray pixels in your avatar, rubah!

[Shiny]

Unlimited PM storage.

Well okay.

Eyeon's Next Cid's Knight Cycle 2 Application Form

1. What is your user name?
Shiny

2. Are you male or female?
Female

3. How old are you?
I'm eighteen. I'll be nineteen next month.

4. What year did you join Eyes on Final Fantasy?
2005

5. In seven words or less, please tell us why you want to be Eyeson's Next Cid's Knight.
To see pictures of Rantzien's omentum.

[rubah]

You mean the sparkles?

[qwertysaur]

Task one: Get a current CK to change the avatars of random members to a motif of your choosing. Completion is getting at least 5 avatars changed. Failure to complete this task will result in negative marks on your record, with results such as loss of your avatar changing abilities, ejection form the competition, an avatar of Tingle, and incineration of your body, followed by death and banning. Withdrawal is not possible. The Eyes on Final fantasy Forumsm changing avatars because they can. :p

[Wolf Kanno]

We could always sign up people for the competition without telling them... :shifty:

[NeoCracker]

Or we could just pretend certain people didn't submit anything...

[Darkswordofchaos]

or we can just bludgeon them to death?

Yea?


Please?

[Tavrobel]

Task one: Get a current CK to change the avatars


It has to be a CK? What about an Admin?

[rubah]

Loony BoB would just tell you that Admin are just another kind of CK.

[Tavrobel]

*begins casting California Samurai*

[Wolf Kanno]

Task one: Get a current CK to change the avatars of random members to a motif of your choosing. Completion is getting at least 5 avatars changed. Failure to complete this task will result in negative marks on your record, with results such as loss of your avatar changing abilities, ejection form the competition, an avatar of Tingle, and incineration of your body, followed by death and banning. Withdrawal is not possible. The Eyes on Final fantasy Forumsm changing avatars because they can. :p


Is this seriously the first mission? Or a clever way to get contestants on everyone's bad side :p

[NeoCracker]

...No. No it's not the first mission.

[Darkswordofchaos]

^ oh hes cereal all right