turtleback time, a staff story

[qwertysaur]

The clock tics, and the hands suddenly spin backwords. A warp in time, everything is as it was 18 months ago.

Yamaneko and Necronopticous are walking to the staff room, discussing the results over the recent ciddies, when they notice something odd. The staff room door was slightly open, and it was too quiet, usually someone was talking about the regular members and making pairings of them, but not today. The result was a shock to all.

In a pool of posts and spam, lay Miriel and rubah, with only a red banned title on their faces. Someone in staff had to have done this. A Cids Knight, or even an Admin had gone mad, and had to be stopped before the madness took the other forums. Psychotic suggested they let feedback get destroyed first, and then the shouting began.

[Jiro]

It was obviously BoB. Miriel and rubah messed up his neatly arranged statistics, and he had a little bit of a meltdown.

[Shoeberto]

At just the right moment, in a fit of mutual rage, they did it to each other.

[Jiro]

Why couldn't they have done something more productive/enjoyable? ;D

[Psychotic]

That's a fake me. The real me would demand the immediate destruction of EoEO.

[Levian]

Who's Yamaneko?

[qwertysaur]

Like a glass window that is shattered when a brick is thrown, the silence shattered and fingers were immediately pointed at each other. Roogle was saddened that his staff friends were dead, and took it upon himself to make sure their killers were brought to justice. BoB began to get a lot of accusations, mainly because he accused everyone who was breathing and just being loud. Additionally foa was getting a lot of preassure from people who were ignoring BoB. The staff knew they had to take one out at a time, otherwise they might knock off too many people at once and the villain would get away with internet murder. At the climax of the day, the staff couldn't take BoB anymore and trampled him. When they found no evidance of evil on him, they put him in a recovery tube alonglide Miriel and rubah in order to eventually revive them so they can do mod stuff when they want to be lazy.

Everyone decided they can't let the rest of the forums know whats going on, and who knows what Roto13, Demon Dude and Rengori could have gotten into without someone chasing them around, or even EoEO without foa being the mom there and keeping people in line. But not all were modding in peace, activity was already in place against more staff members.

[Goldenboko]

It was I! Mwahahaha!

[Dignified Pauper]

It was clearly a cooperation between The Bastard Gamer and lovehurts and crashNUMBERS.

[theundeadhero]

Noone ever suspects the undead skeleton.

[Tavrobel]

Man, can I just call in an airstrike on the damn forum and be done with it?

I would prefer my forums not spam free and grandfather-paradox immune.

[Jessweeee♪]

ShlupQuack, Behold the Void, Azar, and Hsu are all responsible for this! Kawaii Ryûkishi isn't innocent, either :nonono:

[Darkswordofchaos]

how much longer until a staff member loses it and when they cant figure the culprits ID just pushes the big red self destruct button with the intentions of taking every one including the perp down with them?

[Fonzie]

*ctrl + F:Search-Fonz*


*Fonz not found*

:cry:

[Shlup]

*tramples BoB some more*

[eestlinc]

only admins can ban CKs.

[qwertysaur]

The staff were all very quiet that day, having just trampled one of their own innocent members to death. Necronopticous decided he was going to reread the power of cheese to forget about the incident, while at the same time following a shadowy figure through the gaming fora. However, when he reached Octomammon, the image was off, it was... moving? Tentacles bursted out and dragged him back to the staff forum, where an unseen fate ended his lurking. Kishi, satiated with his exploits for the night, was about to post a magica final fantasy V image when another figure came at him with a gun and shot a banned title right into his head. When the staff returned to the forum to finnd out what was going on, they were shocked to see two members dead, and one of them looks to have done some of the killing. The second day had begun.

[Jiro]

I think we've underestimated Cid in this here tale. He's obviously pissed at us for something, so he's taking out the mods so we descend into chaos or something

[I Took the Red Pill]

Levian throws a brick

[theundeadhero]

No, no, no, it was four years ago when kishi got hit in the head with a ban bullet for porno but it just scratched him so he's still around.