He's here...and he's laying next to you in bed!

[Avarice-ness]

What would you do if the Burger King was real?
How do you think he'd find you?
Would you be scarred?
Would you fight him?

For some reason, I see myself running on a track, and then the burger king running up behind me holding a box of chicken fries.

I think I'd hug him.

TALK ABOUT THE BURGER KING.

[Madame Adequate]

I'd do things one shouldn't talk about in front of young ladies like Rye, Nikki, and Marshall Banana.

[Marshall Banana]

I'd wash him in strawberry shampoo and soap, because he probably smells like fast food. I'd make a strawberry badge for him, too, so he'd never forget me during his adventures. :ichigo:

[Dolentrean]

More than likely I would scream and run away...

Or turn my head to an interesting angle and go... "huh...".

[Meat Puppet]

I’d politely ask him to leave, and if he failed to do so, I’d call the police.

[Madonna]

http://akusui.net/_lynxoma/badtextchoice2.jpg (http://akusui.net/_lynxoma/badtextchoice1.jpg)

ITT: We discuss why it is better to not make your font any special color.

[Sword]

Haha I didn't think anyone actually used the pink one.

I would tie the burger king up in my shed......just to see what kind of effect that would have on the world. (Not for sexual purposes).

[Namelessfengir]

I'd do things one should talk about in front of young ladies like Rye, Nikki, and Marshall Banana.

more than likely he'd show up as a kingon and id be forced to use his stasis beam on him then ransom him back to the company

[NeoTifa]

...

Or turn my head to an interesting angle and go... "huh...".

[rubah]

One of my favorite self-avatars ever, tbh.
http://www.snowy-day.net/stuff/others/bkav.gif

[Madame Adequate]

http://akusui.net/_lynxoma/badtextchoice2.jpg (http://akusui.net/_lynxoma/badtextchoice1.jpg)

ITT: We discuss why it is better to not make your font any special color.

Fluffy Puffffffff :kaocheer:

[Rye]

I want to use Fluffy Puff so badly, but it's just too WIDE. Indent that, and I'll be all over that like banana bread. ;;

[Madame Adequate]

I don't see how not using 40% of your monitor is in any way a good thing :colbert:

[rubah]

Some of us are more ADD than others and lose focus reading more than 1200 pixels at a time 8)

[Rye]

I like how pretty indented layouts look, espcially when they have a rounded look, like the top of the banner of EoFF 2005. It's one of those things, along with the avatar, location, and user name being on the right, instead of the left of the post, that makes my toes tingle in web design delight! =o

[Araciel]

He IS real... I saw him on TV.