newbie thread

[Rachran]

Ok here is the deal i have been told to go on this site by my school peers.So give me a breif rundown on a eoff's role in the internet and what i should do to improve my stay on this site (wow it sounds so formal)

[Meat Puppet]

This is one of the best newbie threads I have read in my life

[Rachran]

well thankyou meat puppet

[Jiro]

You might just have secured a nomination for Best Newbie December 09 with this. I feel a tear of pride coming to my eye.

Welcome Rachran! You will meet many people here, some friendly, others who want your soul. Just be careful of the former, you can't trust them.

[Old Manus]

EoFF's role on the internet? Pace swing bowler, batting number 10.

[Dignified Pauper]

Is this thread real, or am I dreaming.

[Rantz]

Hey Rachran, welcome to EoFF! :) Make sure you give the important rules a glance, and enjoy yourself!

[Rachran]

to all of my knowlage this thread is real, unless i am in a alternate reality and all of this is a dream because i could be in a deadly coma and none of you exist cause you are all a figment of imagination, could be any :)

i could read the rules, or i could not and say i did :)

Edit by Rantzien: Please don't double post! Use the edit/delete button to append something to your earlier post if it's the last one in a thread. Thanks :cool:

[qwertysaur]

Here are the really important rules for you.

1) Don't post porn, or advertise (unless the ad is in your sig)
2) Don't double post because it makes the mods cry.
3) Feed :cookie: to :monster:
4) There is no rule 4. It used to exist but a couple months ago it was lost in the database crashes. Poor rule 4 :(
5) :sophia:
6) Have fun :D

[Rachran]

qwertysaur gave me the gist of the rules that i needed
rule 1.yer im not that bad i will not go on a site and go PORN PORN PORN PORN PORN PORN thats just silly
rule 2. yep i just learnt that one the hard way
rule 3. YES always feeds cookies to cookie monster
rule 4 poor rule 4
rule 5 monster trucks with guns always good
rule 6 already having fun :D

[Jiro]

Make sure you browse the FAQ when you're uploading signatures and avatars too. I'm sure you'll get the hang of that though.

[Markus. D]

Well, guess who just got my best newbie vote for the next Ciddies based on the initial post.

Rachran, friend of qwertysaur.

[Rachran]

YAY accepted , so is there actually a newbie award or is it just a imaginary award that im in the running to win but dosent actually exist

[trancekuja]

Here are the really important rules for you.

1) Don't post porn

[Jiro]

The Ciddies is a bi-annual awards ceremony hosted here on the forums. There is a newbie award, and you're now looking the favourite.

[Momiji]

You could start by telling us who your school peers' usernames are so we can harass them. ;)

[Jiro]

Jiro, Timekeeper, Mrs Jiro.

Done and done.

[Rachran]

yep jiro has covered all the ones i know so go, go harass them

[Breine]

Hey there Rachran and welcome to EoFF!

Post lots and enjoy yourself :)

[qwertysaur]

Cool, your Jiro's friend :D

[Rachran]

already enjoying self :D

yes im jiro's freind in real life, so is he known well in these parts

[Vyk]

Hullo'ish

[rubah]

The first thing you should do is go to Chat - Eyes on Final Fantasy - Largest Final Fantasy Resource Online (http://www.eyesonff.com/chat/) and show Roogle a picture of yourself.

[Leeza]

Hi, Rachran. :cat:

Here's an easy link for you. :)

<a href="http://forums.eyesonff.com/faq.php">FAQ/Rules</a>

[Freya]

Welcome! I'm a fangirl of jiro so I guess that means you're now included in the fandom. We'll see how that roles out. I WILL BE JUDGING YOU.

Welcome to eoff. Great that we got another tomorrow-down-under-lander. I don't think we have enough of those. :P Hope you stick around and enjoy all that eoff has to offer. If you have any questions that you think jiro and other associated friends can't answer feel free to send me a PM. I'll always help.


ADOPT-A-NEWBIE SQUAD ROLL OUT! (lol I just saw transformers2)

[Blue Harvest]

Any friend of Jiro is a friend of mine. Also, I will be making second, third, fourth etc. accounts in december to make sure this guy wins best newbie.

[Markus. D]

The first thing you should do is go to Chat - Eyes on Final Fantasy - Largest Final Fantasy Resource Online (http://www.eyesonff.com/chat/) and show Roogle a picture of yourself.

Take note banned/random people also attend chat (I think? do they still do that? I don't go on much).

So don't let it turn you off of the forum, k?

[Unbreakable Will]

Hey fellow newbie :D
I love it here and I hope you will, have fun with the site. The people here are really cool.

[Peegee]

*sexors newbie*

I'm way overdue.

[Unbreakable Will]

^ isnt that blue harvests job? ;D

[Zeromus_X]

Welcome to EoFF. =)

[Peegee]

^ isnt that blue harvests job? ;D

what.

[Unbreakable Will]

the sexors newbie thing :D

[Sephex]

There was this time a friend and I decided it would be a good idea to go to a local playground. A group of teenagers came up to us and started to harass us. They were trying to get us to smoke weed, but we respectful declined. This one wouldn't leave us alone. He looked like a typical late 80's/early 90's bully. You know, some dude with shades on wearing an outfit that had twenty different colors on them. I literally shoved a joint in my face and told me that if I didn't try it he was going to beat me up.

I pulled down his pants and burnt his crotch with the lit end of the joint. I think I set a couple of pubes on fire. My friend and I ran like the wind. Welcome to EoFF.

[qwertysaur]

the sexors newbie thing :D
He was filling in for PG

[Momiji]

^ isnt that blue harvests job? ;D

Why would a newbie sexor another newbie? ;)

[Rachran]

Thankyou everyone for supporting me as a newbie, I think i might stay here for a while now because you's have been so welcoming

[NeoCracker]

First, I say we kill Jiro. Now that we have his replacement, he no longer serves a purpose.

Second, I am officially heading the anti-Rachran commitee, because no Newbie should go without a substantial following of hate. :mad2:

[Timekeeper]

You know, I only go to a newbie thread sometimes, but when I saw the poster, I realised it was you.

It seems that you have filled my position of 'Jiro's Friend' leaving me in limbo between status of 'Jiro's Friend' and individual member, wsm.

[Rachran]

i think timekeeper should venture out into the big bad world of eoff every bird needs to leave his nest(and jiro's wing)and fly , so go fly timekeeper FLY!!!

also i dont agree with this rachran hate commitee why you people pick on the new people. I know because your weak and you need to put others down to make you feel bigger i think ur just a big bully
and thats why i am heading the neocracker hate comittee for picking on new people (me). who would like to join

[Levian]

*scratches newbie behind the ear*

what?! no contain materia? :-/

[NeoCracker]

Well, first off, I hate on a lot of poeple, not just new people. The reason you need a following of hate is because everyone does, and if it's not present in the Newbie thread, then it's just going to lead you into a false sense of security. And I am against that.

Secondly, there's already an unspoken hatred of me. Well, a hate love thing really. They hate me, but they also love me. It's a sad, sad cycle my com padre.

[Rachran]

well NeoCracker can continued to be love-hated by everybody and i think you only hate on people who step out of their boundries and i see that most newbies may do that but i think that i havent done that yet so no hate needed?

[NeoCracker]

No, I'm pretty sure I hate on everyone.

Well, except Resha. I miss Resha. :cry:

[Rachran]

nawwww NeoCracker misses Resha

You should try turning over a new leaf stop hating, where is the love Neo where is the love!

[NeoCracker]

But hate what I do. If I can't hate, what is there left for me?

[Timekeeper]

As far as I can tell it is customary for the new people to be sexor'd, hated and loved, in whatever order and combination.

[Rachran]

NeoCracker when you stop hating you will start loving and be more positive

[Markus. D]

Stars in my eyes *-*

[NeoCracker]

NeoCracker when you stop hating you will start loving and be more positive

But I like to hate. :(

[Rachran]

oh fine you go hate all you like then just dont hate to hard on everybody

[NeoCracker]

^_^

[Rachran]

see thats the attituide i like

[NeoCracker]

Would you say that if you knew I was torching an old folks home while making that face?

[Rachran]

well at least its torching old folks and not drinking baby blood

[Rodarian]

You're so bias Rachran!! Baby blood is so young and fresh!

[Timekeeper]

You're so bias Rachran!! Baby blood is so young and fresh!

The fresher the better :up:

[Jiro]

My plan is working...

[Unbreakable Will]

As far as I can tell it is customary for the new people to be sexor'd, hated and loved, in whatever order and combination.
Indeed, I was never sexor'd, but I think thats because Nikki threatened people. heh

[Jiro]

PG's doctor recommended he didn't sexor newbies for a while, until things settled down. He's back in action now though, so don't worry ;D

[The Space Pope]

The Ciddies is a bi-annual awards ceremony hosted here on the forums. There is a newbie award, and you're now looking the favourite.
:colbert:

I shall not forget this. I will write a melancholy song about this event and post it on youtube where 15 year old girls will understand my pain and inner torment of being an outcast, living on the edge of society's vast kingdom.

Plus I can get makeup tips on how to look like a three day old corpse!

[Jiro]

I never said I was happy about him looking the favourite. It took me 5 goddamn years to get a Ciddie nomination, and he's just rocked up and looks set to win one. I might kill him irl to relieve both our pain, Space Pope my good man.

[The Space Pope]

No no no no no, don't try to comfort me like that. Polish the mold off of the rock on which I sleep, convert a few heathens for me, maybe find a reasonably priced Czech callgirl and I'll bury the hatchet...in someone else's neck.

[Rachran]

wow its seems that i was accepted then hated for being accepted to quick , i like it :D

[oddler]

*scratches newbie behind the ear*

what?! no contain materia? :-/

You need the right greens first! Durkadurr. :choc2:

Welcome. :)

[Freya]

It's ok, space pope ruins my birthday with scary pictures so he lost my vote. :D

[The Space Pope]

I have not yet mastered how to take form of an attractive human, all I can do is be a fat Asian crossdresser.

If it weren't your birthday, I'd have your family kidnapped by ninjas, and only then would the baddest of dudes be able to save them, but I'd be too busy sodomizing them with a belt sander. Then they would be bad, yet very smooth, and very bloody dudes who wouldn't be able to walk very well.

[Rachran]

space pope has kidnapped my thread and turned it very weird and sadistic

[The Space Pope]

Okay then I will interview you.

What made you come to this little corner of the internet?
What is you're favorite FF game and why?
Why do birds suddenly appear...everytime you're near?

[Fonzie]

You better stay and make interesting posts that I will actually read. :p

Or else. :colbert:

[Blue Harvest]

^ isnt that blue harvests job? ;D

Why would a newbie sexor another newbie? ;)

For the last time, I'm a bloody regular ;_;

[Jiro]

Blue Harvest for best <s>newbie</s> Vet :confused:

[Rachran]

Okay then I will interview you.

What made you come to this little corner of the internet?
What is you're favorite FF game and why?
Why do birds suddenly appear...everytime you're near?


1.People were talking about to at school and i thought thats just the thing i need somthing to waste more of my time
2. Yer about that
3Just like me, they long to be Close to you. Why do stars fall down from the sky
Every time you walk by?
Just like me, they long to be
Close to you yes close to you space pope

[Rantz]

Blue Harvest for best vegetarian

[Blue Harvest]

I despise vegetables.

[Jiro]

I think he means something else... :erm:

[qwertysaur]

Blue Harvest for best vegetable!

[Blue Harvest]

Add Scott and Jiro to the list.

[~*~Celes~*~]

You're probably my favorite newbie ever.

[Rachran]

thankyou very much celes

i might just let this thread die now

[Jiro]

Add Scott and Dakoda to the list.

I hope this is a good list :(