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Rodarian
07-19-2009, 05:48 PM
Ok some of you kids are minors, but if you do have drunk -like story, put it on! This topc was inspired after watching Hangover..A classic I tell ya!


Two years back, a bunch of mates and I drank two crates of Hienekiens and a Bottle of Black label....

This what happened

A friend jumped over a side of building. (he actually landed on a ledge with no major injuries

Fed a friends dog alcohol (in ten mins that dog was lying wasted)

Pissed on everything, including people..

Sang the wheels on the bus

Bit some of my friends jugular and vice versa..... (I still do time to time ;) )

Lapped Dance and vice versa

and more but can't remember all of it....



Now your turn....

Psychotic
07-19-2009, 05:52 PM
My favourite thing I ever did when I was drunk was when I was 17/18 back in college. I remember me and my friend just screaming abuse at squirrels in this graveyard and we got some really dirty looks.

I don't really drink that much anymore so I haven't done anything like that lately.

rubah
07-19-2009, 06:52 PM
My favorite drinking story doesn't actually have to do with me.

It was Hsu's birthday party and we and our friends were having a party in celebration at one of our friend's sister's houses (no need for RA intervention then!)

Anyways, of course all everyone was doing was drinking, but at one point many of us were sitting on the couch in the living room doing something. The sister had two dogs who were pretty hilarious, and well, one of them had jumped up on the couch and we were petting it and laughing, and she goes over to stu and starts humping his leg.

It's pretty amazing, tbh. I got a picture. I can't remember where exactly it is, though!

As for drinking stories starring yours truly, well, I don't think there have been any funny ones. I tend to be the boring one who hardly drinks xD
I had fun the night we ah, smoked some forbidden greenery, going back to #eoff and chatting to neel about it xD

Ah! Found it!
http://www.snowy-day.net/pictures/mes/doghumpingstu.jpg
as you can see, she was moving quite fast.

blackmage_nuke
07-19-2009, 06:57 PM
I was at a party, we all got drunk, told everyone we loved them, then we all fell asleep.

Yea were boring.

Denmark
07-19-2009, 07:02 PM
Upon leaving a bar I threw up outside 24 hour Dunkin' Donuts before going in and getting a donut.

Recently.

themagicroundabout
07-19-2009, 07:09 PM
My favourite story was about spending a night in the police station and having to go to school the next day. I wish I had a copy of the mugshot they took. ah. haha.

Plenty of dumb stuff happens, but I think that was the most wacky thing that happened. uh. yeah. :-x

And skateboarding, with nought but a sock on. Oh and, after a party at a friend's house, walking 4 miles to the nearest shop, through fields, with a trusty companion, to fall asleep outside a Spar and wait until it opened to buy a sandwich. ...Then we walked back. (It wasn't my idea; these things never are).

Shoeberto
07-19-2009, 07:22 PM
Anyways, of course all everyone was doing was drinking, but at one point many of us were sitting on the couch in the living room doing something. The sister had two dogs who were pretty hilarious, and well, one of them had jumped up on the couch and we were petting it and laughing, and she goes over to stu and starts humping his leg.
It was actually my arm, and the most amazing part of it - to me, anyways - was the fact that it jumped up and caught my arm (or, I guess you might say, delicately embraced it) right as I was swinging it out in the midst of explaining something with my hands.

If not for it being a dog, and me being intoxicated (which meant it was taking advantage of me), I would almost think it romantic!

Rye
07-19-2009, 07:39 PM
My favourite thing I ever did when I was drunk was when I was 17/18 back in college. I remember me and my friend just screaming abuse at squirrels in this graveyard and we got some really dirty looks.

I don't really drink that much anymore so I haven't done anything like that lately.

I prefer the story of your friend doing the Nigel Thornberry accent tbqf.

I don't have many hilarious drunk stories. Truthfully, it takes a looot to get me drunk. One time though I didn't eat a lot all day, and we played a drinking game with vodka where I downed a ton of vodka in a matter of minutes, and I got sorta drunk.

My friends were cruel to me that night though, and I ended up falling in the snow sobbing while kind of spooning the ice. I tend to find that one of the funnier drunk stories I have, because I think it's kind of hilarious to picture me sobbing in snow trying to cuddle, but I guess others would feel bad for me more than laugh!

The only other thing that I can think of is the fact that when I get drunk, my accent reaches this like, this new level of New York-ness, like Super Saiyan, and I end up sounding like The Nanny. I love it.

EDIT: Oh, one time I had to bring my very very drunk ex-friend back to my dorm to sleep because she wouldn't have made it to her dorm on the first night back from Christmas break, and she was hilarious. I tried to bring her home and she was like, talking slowly, stumbling over and pulling on her clothes slowly "No... wait... I need my gloves... they keep my hands... warm." Then she reaches for her hat. "No... I need my hat... it keeps my head... warm", pulling it on slowly.

Then I had to help her get into some PJs, and even though she was wasted, she saw my asian themed pants (she's asian and she mocks me weeaboo tendancies) and she said "... Oh, Jess, you WOULD."

Dolentrean
07-19-2009, 07:41 PM
My friends enjoy attepting to bite me while drunk. Also, my friend, a notorious lightweight, got drunk to the point he started licking crushed popcorn off the floor...

Sephex
07-19-2009, 09:04 PM
Here's a story that I find to be pretty funny and pathetic. A year or so ago, my then girlfriend (Anna), her brother (Adam), her brother’s girlfriend (Trina), and I had her parent’s house to ourselves. That night we all decided to just chill and have a drink. For the record, her parent’s don’t care if any of us drink, so it wasn’t because they were out of town that we decided to have a few. It’s just that we can’t exactly drink while they are home because we don’t want to be obnoxious morons.

Anyway, my girlfriend and I decide to start out with some Vodka mixes, and all of a sudden her brother shows up and says I need to try a shot of rum (don’t remember what kind it was, but he was making a big deal out of it). After I tried that, I had a shot of another Rum brand he wanted me to try…and another…and another…. I think you get the point. I was actually just normally drunk, but that’s where I should have stopped.

Then I get into a conversation with Trina about drinking in general when all of a sudden she claims that I can’t “drink with the big boys”. She was being sarcastic, but I took it very seriously and told her I would match whatever the hell she drank for the rest of the night.

At the time I didn’t know this going into the situation: Trina is 20 years old. She’s been drinking heavy since a young age very often. Although I have been told my tolerance is well above average, I had no idea what kind of beast I was going up against. Well, a cheating beast because she had a chaser after every drink, and I did not. On top of that, I already had a lot of alcohol in my system. It didn’t matter anyway because we didn’t keep track of anything because we were just drinking every alcoholic beverage in sight.

Anyway, the second sign that I should have stopped was that I screamed to my girlfriend in the kitchen, “I’M GOING TO RAPE YOU TONIGHT!!” Which Trina replied with something along the lines of, “Justin, what the f*** is wrong with you? Don’t say things like that!” My girlfriend explained that I was kidding. I then realize that I had a very understanding girlfriend.

This is where my memory starts to fade. We decide to go outside and relax when I remember what happened the previous week when her parent’s were also out of town for some other reason. Some 17 or 18 year old kid across the street stole their mother’s car. Long story short, when Adam was home alone, the kid asked if he could use the phone and stole the keys to the car and drove off while Adam was occupied with something else. He called the cops, and the situation was resolved within the hour. The kid was supposedly visiting a relative.

Well, Adam told me when I got outside that the real story was the kid stole the car to make a drug run or something like that. This really set me off. I am not a fighter, but this really rubbed me the wrong way. I screamed something about tearing his throat out and I go to walk across the street to beat the crap out of this kid. Anna wouldn’t have it and threw me down on the front lawn. I don’t remember any of this really, but I got up countless times and she just kept on throwing me back down to the ground. Keep in mind that she wasn’t being gentle because she was pissed off at me by this point.

Adam asked if I were afraid of the cops catching me if they let me go beat up the kid. For this next part, keep in mind the town I was in is called Evergreen Park. I screamed something like, “Hell no! I’m not afraid of the Evergreen Park cops! F***ING EVERGREEN PORK COPS! EVERRRRGREEEEENNN POOORRRKKKKKK!! This supposedly went on for a while and the only way they could shut me up was to tell me that a baby was trying to sleep next door.

When I got back inside Anna served me a small oven pizza. I remember that. I don’t remember what I am about to say, and I am glad. Not too long after eating, I threw up my weight in alcohol and pizza, according to Anna.

When my memory returned it was when I woke up lying next to Anna in her parent’s bed. It was six in the morning…AND I WAS STILL F***ING DRUNK (I believe that we started to drink around 8 or 9p.m.). I nearly started to cry out of frustration and I was severely dehydrated. I find a bottle of water lying next to me. Right when I start to drink it, I spit it out everywhere because I remembered that Anna told me her father has some scotch before he goes to bed on most nights, and I was paranoid that the bottle had scotch in it.

When I woke up for real, I was 100% fine. I was alone, and go find Anna. I say good morning. And the first thing she says is, “You didn’t keep your word.” I thought she was going to give me s*** for getting so hammered (even though I made no such promise), but she said, “You didn’t rape me last night.”

Heath
07-19-2009, 10:02 PM
I don't like drinking to get drunk but on my birthday this year my friend's got me hideously drunk and I made a speech that lasted for about forty minutes that I was constantly starting over and over again because people were interrupting. Then I started shouting in German, called people whores for going under the table to cut the cake when I was talking, asked my friend Cat why she was wearing odd socks and made a complete fool out of myself. It was not pretty. I don't think it was terribly gallant of them to pour absinthe down my throat or set up drinking games set up purely so I would have to drink to each item. "I have never been called Tom." Bah.

The Space Pope
07-19-2009, 10:11 PM
I got drunk with this homeless guy in Florida once and we fell asleep near a pier. I woke up to him urinating on me. No I'm actually being serious.

Darkswordofchaos
07-19-2009, 10:23 PM
well at my seinor week at myrtle beach a few days after graduation me and a few of my freinds got wasted. our older friend had turned 21 that day and went and bought 300$ worth of liqour and spirits and told us drink whatever we wanted.

Well i drank a whole fith of jagermeister and got wasted bad.

a few highlights of the night

-puking of the hotel balcony onto someones cadalac
-deciding to go to the strip club and all i remeber of the trip there is seeing the road the whol time cause i was puking out the window the whole time
-almost accadently walked into the stripper changing room trying to get service on my selphone.
-I dropped my motorcycle key and luckily my friend saw it on the floor.
-at around 3am we realized our older friend who drove us to the strip club was no longer there so we stumbled out to find a taxi
-in the morning i relized that i had spent 150 some dollars on those strippers and had to borrow 10 bucks from my cuz for gas to get home.

ahhh good times

I Took the Red Pill
07-19-2009, 11:12 PM
One time I came back to my dorm room absolutely smurfing hammered. I woke up the next day and thought everything was perfectly normal, til my roommate saw that I was awake and said

"Do you remember anything from last night?"
"What? What are you talking about?"
"You don't remember pissing all over the floor?"
"What the smurf are you talking about?"

At this point I look over onto the floor and see a mass of yellow paper towels lying on the floor where my puddle of urine had previously been.

"Jesus Christ, what the hell happened?"
"I heard a noise last night; a noise I quickly identified as someone pissing. I figured you were hammered and that you were pissing in the garbage can, and I thought 'Whatever, at least he made it to the garbage can'. All of a sudden something slammed into me as I was trying to sleep. I sat up and turned around. There you were, with only your boxers on (which were soaked in piss, apparently you didn't even have the foresight to take your boxers off), standing over a puddle of piss that had apparently soaked through your backpack (which you pissed directly on) and onto the floor, trying to climb into my bed. 'Keith, this is my bed', I said. You looked at me like you were shocked that I was there and said "Oh, really?" You then proceeded to go over to my desk and take my laptop. I said 'Keith, that is my laptop'. Once again, you seemed astonished at the fact that I was in the room and walked away. You then stood at the corner of my bed for a solid half minute, just standing there, swaying and staring off into space. I thought you were going to do something, but eventually you just turned back around, looked at me, and asked me where the "smurfing Donkey Bags are". I told you I had no idea what you were talking about. After you tried to get into my bed one more time, you made it back to your own bed and immediately passed the smurf out."

I'm convinced that this is due, at least in part, to sleepwalking. I don't think that I could've been so drunk that I forgot where my bed was numerous times, and "Donkey Bags" sounds like something out of a dream. Either way, it makes for a good story and I'm sticking to the assertion that I was sleepwalking (albeit drunken, sloshed sleepwalking). Oh and my backpack had school stuff that I needed in it and was ruined by the piss.

Fin.

There was also the time I went with to Niagara while pledging my fraternity for our "pledge class trip". We were pre-gaming in the hotel room we had, and only had 20 minutes to drink whatever we were going to drink because everyone wanted to go out to the clubs and whatnot. I ended up drinking over a third of a bottle of vodka before even leaving the motel. This is where memory starts to fade. I very vaguely remember going into a club and drinking more (I later found out that I ordered three tequila slammers and three gin and tonics at the first bar we went to). We went to some other bars but I don't remember that either. Apparently (and I say that because at this point I have no memory of the night), a couple of guys and I went to a smoke shop, where I purchased a bong and went in with some of the other guys on some 80x Salvia Divinorum. I don't know how I had the motor skills to walk into the store, tell them what I wanted, and pay for it, but I consider it nothing short of a miracle. Next we went back to the hotel room to hit the Salvia, with me of course insisting that I take the first rip. Apparently I cashed the bowl, and after exhaling dropped to the floor and started writhing around on the ground. Someone tried to lift me onto the bed but I just ended up donkey kicking them in the chest. I woke up the next morning feeling slightly drowsy, but with no headache or other usual signs of hangover.

Darkswordofchaos
07-19-2009, 11:20 PM
you sound like some of my friends i took the red pill.

~*~Celes~*~
07-19-2009, 11:35 PM
It all started when i was told to chug a bottle of blueberry lager. After that I was downing tall glasses of screwdrivers and bottles of Mike's Hard Cranberry like no other, and some of this stuff called Pucker mixed with sprite. I tried to get off the couch to go pee and fell back into the couch and just sat there laughing my ass off. Managed to get up, saw my friend Marissa (who was getting ready for work), hugged her and said "MARISSA I LOVEEE YOUUUUUUUUUUU SO MUCHHHHHHHHHHHH I'M DRUNK HAAHHAHAHAA MARISSA I'M DRUNK!!!" then went over and hugged her fiance Tim and told him he was cool and I eventually made it to the bathroom with a drunken Dave who proceeded to try and have sex with me on the toilet but Tim sent his roommate to knock on the door and get Dave out of there so there was no sex thankfully. Then i left the bathroom, and after that i was singing something horribly off key and i was still laughing and i started crying all over Tim at some point for some reason and then was laughing again and I slept like a freaking baby.

Chemical
07-20-2009, 03:54 AM
My favourite drinking memories usually involve a game called "Kings." Basically a card game where:
A = everyone drinks
2-5 = you drink that number
5-9 = you assign that number of drinks to someone else
10 = thumbmaster (if you put your thumb on the table everyone else must; last person to do so drinks)
J = Make a Rule
Q = Questionmaster (if you ask a question and someone answers they drink)
K = I've Never (you must make an "I've never ..." sentance; anyone who has must drink)

We make up silly rules like:
"From now on you must pronounce all Ls as Rs, if you fail to do so you must drink"
or
"Anytime you use a pronoun you must drink"

So you get stupid silly sentances like:
"Ashrey needs to take a wird piss in the radies room"
or else
"I(Ashley) need to take a wild piss in the ladies room" would equal 4 drinks

Ouch!
07-20-2009, 05:00 AM
I slept 21 hours straight after the first time I got drunk. It was great.

Bunny
07-20-2009, 05:05 AM
I have yet to be drunk to the point where I did anything stupid. Two bottles of vodka is not enough.

The worst I've ever done was divulge things about my sex life that shouldn't have.

Fonzie
07-20-2009, 06:53 AM
I"m druinll rigjht now xD

Freya
07-20-2009, 07:30 AM
lol!!!

See why'd you want me to post it when you could have xD

Fonzie
07-20-2009, 07:31 AM
I cried aloud with mirth and merriment!!!

See why'd you want me to post it when you could have xD

GETO ut her

rubah
07-20-2009, 07:40 AM
man, I archived that thread too soon. DAMN

Lawr
07-20-2009, 07:44 AM
More kiddie porn for us all!

The Space Pope
07-20-2009, 07:51 AM
Jah rejects the use of alcohol, it is a fermented chemical that does not belong in the temple of the body and dulls ones mind, thereby playing into the hands of white leaders of Babylon. Sweet nanny goat have a running belly.

The holy herb of marijuana is natural and opens your mind to see the Jah in all of us.
Fire de a Mus Mus tail, him tink a cool breeze, mon.

Giggles
07-20-2009, 08:29 AM
My favorite drunk story is now Fonz being drunk in #eoff and making me double-dutch-it-up with The Barry Gibb Talk Show! (we talked about chest hair, talked about shiny gold medallions)

That is...until he drunkenly stole my name.

The Space Pope
07-20-2009, 08:33 AM
IRC does not jive with my teachings
Also I'm too stupid to know how to use it and xchat was being weird.

Clearly this is another act of Babylon to keep me from spreading the word

Darkswordofchaos
07-20-2009, 09:05 AM
i asked fonz if he was drunk in another thread cause hes been drunk typing but never mind i now see.

also best drinking card game is Circle of death
it goes like this you put the deck down fan it into a circle and take turns drawing cards
2 is for you: you pick another player and they take 2 drinks
3 is for me: you take 3 drinks
4 is for whores: girls drink
5 is alive: you all put your hands up the last one to do so drinks
6 is for dicks: guys drink
7 is for heaven: you cross your arms over your chest last one to do so drinks
8 name a state: take turns naming a state first one to not think of one or say one thats already been said drinks
9 bust a rhyme: say somthing then every one has to make a ryming statment 1st one that cant drinks
10 make a rule
j never have i ever: you say never have i ever done____ and all who have done that have to drink
Q is questions : you each ask another a question and that person asks another a question but your not allowed to answer them. it gets quite confusing when your drunk.
K is katigorys you pick a catigory ex. truck brands beer brands types of liqour. then take turns saying somthing in said cat. first one to miss drinks EX. BEER: bud lite, corona, crap-drink
A for Avalanche: everybody Chug Chug Chug Chug Chug


1 more thing why is it that when your drunk you find it necessary to inform others of your level of intoxication?

edit: looked at chems game and mine is very similar they must be difrent versions of the same game

The Space Pope
07-20-2009, 09:09 AM
1 more thing why is it that when your drunk you find it necessary to inform others of your level of intoxication?

Because people get a false sense of importance when they drink.

Darkswordofchaos
07-20-2009, 09:14 AM
for me i think its because im trying to make the exusse for being an assclown. cause i think most people know the're being assclowns but they cant help it. although the other party obviously knows the reason for your assclowness so why tell them? because your wasted

rubah
07-20-2009, 09:16 AM
space pope, xchat is a bitch. Let me show you the way of kvirc or weechat. or irssi

The Space Pope
07-20-2009, 09:17 AM
I am glad that Jah showed me the way and no longer drink alcohol.
Ganja is all I need to see the face of Jah and the Jah within myself.


space pope, xchat is a bitch. Let me show you the way of kvirc or weechat. or irssiJah would be pleased

Darkswordofchaos
07-20-2009, 09:25 AM
ganga is all you need for everything man its the greatest natral substance on the earth

The Last Oath
07-20-2009, 09:32 AM
A while back when I first started drinking I was at a party. One of the girls came to talk to me and I demonstrated and told her that roll punching (Wing Chun), was good for her liver.

Heh.
haha

Rodarian
07-20-2009, 09:52 AM
Here's another drunk moment


Went to a party along with my sister her husband, plus my date... The party was kicking an loads of booze lying around... I ended up drinking 30 rounds of vodkas and black label mixes.... I was sloshed to the core...

I don't how I maintained some dignity but I ditched my date and started to grope dance wth every other gal around...In fact I didn't really give two hoots about the date ( she was somewhere off in a lil corner chatting away) Now since I'm pretty flying dancer, I started to do all sorts of stunts, abiet with the lil drunkn' gig.


Later my sister and this was the embarassing bit..told me that I pinched her ass instead the chick next to me!

I died of shame....Actually I just puked till morning with a dirty hangover...


Another incident was with a friend of mine... He didn't get accept to the University of his choice and while normally he never drank before... This night he and a coupe of mates came over with two bottles of J.D

Whats the result you say..Well Mr. Drunk Boy (who is 6'2 of a behemoth) is pretty low on tolerance level is singing, yelling out expletives oh and not to mention swimming in mud at the park... He then proceeds to cry....He cries at the beach as well but not before, pissing on a dog..He thought every other person on a cellphone was his mother....Then as we are on way back, he cries again, tells us he loves and wait for it...He wan't to throw up...

I stuck his head out the window where he proceeded to vomit....

We stop the car on the side to let him throw up some more.. The driver becomes wide eyed because the enitre side of the car is vomit streaked....


Oh we also knew here is no way in hell we can take him back to his place...So I suggested we take him to another friend house who has a single storey house..

Instead the asses take him to my place where I have five flights of stairs to get to my room...

After getting that lug up the stairs, we strip to his knickers and give him a bath... Now this where my parents, having awakened from their sleep knock on my door.... In end the were pissed, but they rather have the guy sobered up and on his way rather doing anything foolish (which he already did)

In the end he slept on my bed (I on the hard marble floor wih another buddy) got up in the morning went straight home...


To this day we razz on him about that night.. We even have pictures of it .....Oh he's a pilot now....

Hehehehe

Zeldy
07-21-2009, 11:13 AM
OH my god I have a lot of drunken moments, some not appropriate to be told on EoFF.

Last Friday was quite eventful when we went clubbing in Wigan, I was absolutely wasted! and fell over somehow, had blood streaming down my leg and had to get my details taken so we gave them a fake address because I'm underage, later on I got kicked out of a club for being too drunk and then I was in a urm alleyway with this guy, and my mates were going sick at me (and him too) saying he was taking advantage, then I lost my bag and £30 and then I stayed out till 6am. To top it off I was in work the next day at 9am and I found that it was possible to sleep standing up.

The time we went to Wigan before that my mate was in an ambulance and my friend said seeing me lying on the floor of a bathroom in a club was harrowing as it looked like one of those adverts that said 'you wouldn't start a night like this...'.

Man I drink too much.

Jiro
07-21-2009, 01:07 PM
When I get drunk, I run around like an idiot until I fall over in a ditch and laugh. Then I go and hug random people (funnily enough they are usually men) until I fall asleep. One time, at the Debutante Ball, I stole the wine bottles off the table and ran around with my suit jacket out pretending to be an aeroplane. It went well until I fell over and hit my head :D

I Took the Red Pill
07-21-2009, 06:26 PM
I am glad that Jah showed me the way and no longer drink alcohol.
Ganja is all I need to see the face of Jah and the Jah within myself

Man dem Babylon, Star, dem always trying to taken I and I herb, seen?

http://i277.photobucket.com/albums/kk72/naninani_mini/Bob-Marley-Smoke-the-Herb-Man-Poste.jpg

Breine
07-21-2009, 08:18 PM
God, I have many drunk stories! Too many to count, and too many for me to actually remember them from each other.

Danes are a bunch of alcoholics.. most Europeans are actually.

black orb
07-21-2009, 10:15 PM
>>> Drunk stories is something im not proud of, so im not telling you.

Rocket Edge
07-22-2009, 12:40 AM
Sephex' story was a very enjoyable read, while Keith's story made me spit at the screen with laughter. It's funny because I see that kinda thing only too often.

My favourite drinking memories usually involve a game called "Kings."
Kings is an excellent game to play. The rules in which I play are slightly differant though:

A - Everyone drinks
2 - smurf you: You choose someone to drink
3 - smurf me: You drink
4 - Touch floor: Everyone touches the floor, last to do so has to drink
5 - Waterfall: This is the toughest card in the deck. Everyone starts drinking, and only when the fellow who drew the card stops, can the person to his left, and so on until the last person stops. It's painful.
6 - Thumbmaster: As you said for your #10, last person not to have their thumbs up drinks
7 - I've Never (you must make an "I've never ..." sentance; anyone who has must drink)
8 - Toilet card! You can't go to the toilet throughout the duration of the game without this card. Last weekend someone payed 10 euro for one.
9 - Bust a rhyme: Say a sentence with the last letter rhyming each time until someone go's blank and has to drink
10 - Categories: Let's say, type's of actors begining with the letter B. Last to get one has to drink
J - Reverses the round of play
Q - New Rule - Create a rule that is to stay put until the game ends.
K - Kings - A pint glass is put into the center of the table before the game starts. The first three kings that are drawn, each has to pour a quarter of the glass drink into, until the last king is drawn and that person has to knock the whole glass off in one. :D


I've had countless stories & such over the past years that I don't really know where to begin, or even remember. Wait, one night the year before last I ended up getting absolutely mangled drunk holidaying in San Diego.

It was 11PM, and everyone was drunk, like 30 of us, except for me (I don't know why this was, I think I was down by the beach all day or something). So I decided I'd catch up by drinking a hell of alot of Tequila. After a healthy portion of the bottle was devoured we made our way towards the Mexican boarder in search of Safari nightclub. As soon as we crossed we were greeted with a swarm of taximen. I gave the guy 30 dollars to drive the taxi down to the nightclub and amazingly he agreed, so while the rest got in the back partying (including said taximan) I drove down laughing the whole way. Straight to the bar. I think it worked out at 16-18 shots of the stuff eventually in the nightclub alone. Why so much? 'Cos the barman was serving them in fours (the drink was free). Big mistake to say the least. I blacked out while on my friends shoulders cheering on these Mexican women dancing like maniacs. I woke up at 6 in the morning still hammered in a drunk tank (In the US) and I was delighted to see it was full of other drunk Irish folk (I'm Irish) who were, at this stage in between Irish dancing and singing rebel songs. We partied for about another hour or two before finally colapsing again and waking up to a severe hangover. I can safely say I don't think I've been that drunk In a long long time, but the night was worth it.

IronOcean
07-22-2009, 03:11 AM
flew out to see my dad snuck some drinks he didnt know i wa shaving all the while he was giving me some drinks at the same time and then pissed in the fridge of the camper in from of him my step mom and stepsis while telling them i wasnt doing it :eep:

Rodarian
07-22-2009, 06:01 PM
Love drinking games , you make a mockery out of yourself piss drunk!

Jess
07-22-2009, 08:46 PM
The most recent experience of mine was at the weekend. I'd been in bed for 2 hours sleeping. I got up, walked into the bedroom where my friend and her fella were staying and climbed into bed with them, and started cuddling them. Keep in mind, that I'd never met her boyfriend before. He was naked. I was apparently talking a different language and it took them around 15 minutes to get me out of the bed and back into the room where I was staying. I'm pretty sure I was sleepwalking though as I don't remember a second of it - I thought I went to bed and didn't get up until morning.. but, I was very very drunk at the time. Funnily enough, her boyfriend didn't say anything to me in the morning, she was amused, and I was confused and thought they were lying/joking at first.

I've had a lot of drunken adventures!

also, me and my friends often play a game similar to kings, but it's called "Ring of Fire" and it's a bit different. :jess:

IronOcean
07-23-2009, 03:11 AM
i have played that it is brutal, has anyone ever played Dont drink and drive? its a mario kart drinking game, you have a beer and you have to finish that beer before you finish the race the kicker is you cannot be touching the controler while you are drinking, you have to put it on the floor, we played it with white trash 24 oz cans once and ummm dont do this :love: also drunk driver is another one but i wont play it cause it kills you